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Aliens challenge Earth to 1 on 1 against prime Michael Jordan clone. Who plays?
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Date: April 30th, 2025 11:50 PM Author: Cowghost (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895444) |
Date: May 1st, 2025 12:01 AM Author: tarrifs Does it have to be an actual player right now or can it be another prime clone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895458) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:03 AM Author: Cowghost Nah it has to be a living person alive right now
Only the aliens have superior clone technology |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:18 AM Author: ,,,..,,.......,,.... Probably Whok then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895477) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 7:58 AM Author: luka doncic's mistress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895710) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:37 AM Author: i gave my cousin head Lebron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895502) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:56 AM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump Lefag is washed up. Dream always schooled Jordan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBrEsNS9zKg
He was on some reality show a while back and can still go even at his age.
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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:06 AM Author: physical computer do i get two years to train? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895524) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:21 AM Author: luka doncic's mistress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895741) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:23 AM Author: .,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896135) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:33 AM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896163) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Non sequitur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896856) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:17 PM Author: bigeastboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896939) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:15 AM Author: luka doncic's mistress 1 on 1 Vs prime jordan? Out of current players?
This is tough.
Lebron too old, SGA too much of a pussy/foul baiter, Luka too slow,
Im running thru list of top nba players. Maybe Giannis? The size advantage would be helpful.
Jokic prob not physical enough.
Wemby in a few years would probably work but i dont think hes developed enough now.
Edwards is like a wish version of Jordan.
Idk. Tough question. |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:32 AM Author: Cowghost This is for my BM style spec script for Space Jam 3
Act 1 ties in the Kobe helicopter crash with hostile UFO takeover
ACT 2 - ACT 3 - ???
Climax - the REAL Michael Jordan emerges from his drunken stupor to play his clone with the whole world watching and their lives at stake
PLOT TWIST -- Old MJ knows **all** of Prime Jordan's moves, sees everything he does ahead of time. Prime MJ's knowledge ends around '1995 in the reverse, giving him a huge cerebral disadvantage |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 7:58 AM Author: luka doncic's mistress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895709) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:24 AM Author: .,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.. holy shit everyone would watch this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896136) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:34 AM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) damn a gritty space jam reimagining this way would be 180. i'd love to see the toons at kobe's funeral crying and vowing revenge. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896167) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:46 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896183) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:26 PM Author: .,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896451) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:06 PM Author: Faggottini (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896231) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:03 AM Author: cowgod ( ) In actual 1 on 1 doesn’t defense become way more important? Maybe he’s beatable idk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895716) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:15 AM Author: luka doncic's mistress MJ was a fantastic defender
This is a difficult hypo because MJ had a killer/competitive instinct that was unmatched in basketball history, was incredibly explosive in getting to the basket, an excellent defender, and a good shooter.
That's a combination of traits that makes him extremely difficult to play 1 on 1.
I think peak Lebron would have a chance due to advantage in size. But MJ has him beat in terms of competitive edge.
Kobe is probably the only player that can match MJ in terms of killer instinct but MJ was a considerably better player imo. and of course he's det.
I think I saw someone else mention Olajuwon in another poast and that would be my #1 choice for one of MJ's contemporaries but of course Olajuwon is like 60 now.
I really think Giannis might be the current player with the best chance of beating MJ due to his size advantage. He has the needed athleticism and explosiveness. He really could just bully MJ down low. |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:23 AM Author: Cowghost This is a strong analysis but I think Jokic would be in the top 3 choices. Kawhi Leonard maybe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896132) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:34 PM Author: luka doncic's mistress I actually thought about Jokic and seriously considered him. He obviously has a size advantage. He has amazing footwork and a high shot release point, so he'd be able to get his shots off. But one of Jokic's biggest strengths is his playmaking and passing ability, which is completely negated in a game of 1 on 1. I also do think that Jordan is just way way too athletic and quick for him. Jordan regularly dunked on people Jokic's size. Jokic wouldn't be able to keep up with him.
I thought about Kawhi but my history of watching the nba is very spotty and off and on and I don't think I've seen enough of him in his peak to judge him vs Jordan.
I think that anybody with a real chance to beat Jordan would have to have a size or atheleticism advantage as well as being a great defender and very competitive. The number of players that fit that description are very very small. The more I think about it, the more I really do think Giannis is the best choice from current players. I think being able to bully MJ and tire him out in the paint is the best option. I don't think you're going to be able to beat MJ playing MJ's game (ie, being a quick, big, physical guard). |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:05 AM Author: mountain cat Bam Adebayo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895719) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:16 AM Author: luka doncic's mistress uh... is bam known as an incredible 1v1 player or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895734) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:26 AM Author: mountain cat yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb7HodgZrQ
His size, skills, movement and defense would just annihilate jordan. |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:31 AM Author: Cowghost Today I learned that Michael Beasley still plays in the NBA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896158) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:31 PM Author: mountain cat he's been out of the league for a few years but is pretty well recognized by the players as the best 1v1 guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:40 PM Author: luka doncic's mistress not even going to click on a link in any poast that says that a player would "annihilate" jordan.
jordan has the strongest competitive will to win of any basketball player, ever, and the skills to back it up. I don't think he would be "annihilated" by anyone. |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:53 PM Author: mountain cat Kobe, T-Mac, KD, and Melo would prob beat him too but the hypo was current player.
MJ is the greatest player of all time after Lebron IMO but 1v1 with no one else on the court, guys with the same or better offensive arsenal who are also bigger than him would win.
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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:02 PM Author: luka doncic's mistress "guys with the same or better offensive arsenal who are also bigger than him would win"
they also need to be near his level defensively and hyper competitive. that eliminates a LOT of players.
i honestly dont think there are THAT many players who fit that description. as i said above, i do agree with you that it would need to be someone bigger than MJ. i dont think anyone his size or smaller could beat him, and i think they would need to be considerably larger (though not necessarily a post player).
i think in their primes, olajuwon, KD, larry bird, lebron would all have a good shot. im sure there are others, those are the players from the modern game. i still think mj is better than kobe by a considerably amount so im not going to agree with you re: kobe.
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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:19 PM Author: .,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.. You're a hack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896767) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:21 PM Author: luka doncic's mistress keep in mind this is the same person that thought rutgers was going to have a good team this year and that ace bailey is better than cooper flagg. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896770) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:23 PM Author: .,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.. not surprised (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896783) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:48 PM Author: mountain cat Honestly I’m repeating shit I’ve heard other pros say on podcasts. My LeBron line was trolling MJ dick riders. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896850) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:54 PM Author: luka doncic's mistress Glad to hear youre not actually that stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896862) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:25 AM Author: .,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.. Can things get ... sexual? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896139) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:35 AM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) caitlin clark! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896170) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:43 AM Author: LathamTouchedMe Prime Jordan wasn’t that great of an outside shooter. I think any of the modern superstar bigs (Jokic, Giannis etc) would handle him easily. Give him some space outside and make yourself big in the key and he’ll struggle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896178) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Cowghost Jordan shot 40.3% from 3pt in the 95-96 postseason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896210) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:03 PM Author: LathamTouchedMe That wasn't prime jordan. In his later years, he traded some quickness for a better outside shot. It would be unfair to create the most perfect version of jordan. Any superstar on his best day is basically the best player to have ever existed. Modern bigs would give him a ton of trouble. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896222) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:31 PM Author: .,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.. Jordan had different primes depending on how you define them. In terms of pure physical ability he was probably peaking in the late 80s. In terms of basketball IQ (while still being completely physically in control and able to do whatever he wanted, so setting aside Wizard era), it's the end of the second threepeat (98). In terms of overall mastery of the game, like a combo of the first and second category, it's probably the end of the first threepeat as demonstrated by his destruction of the Suns and permanent hobbling of Barkley's career.
None of these Jordans would have any problems with "modern bigs." He would destroy them in a 1:1 setting and none of them could keep up. |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:41 PM Author: .,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.. He also shot a .376 in the late 80s, well before the "3 point era" and with the standard regulation 3 point line not the experimental line of the second 3peat. He was a skilled and accurate shooter both inside and outside but he opted to focus on his inside and mid/post game for obvious reasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896507) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:34 PM Author: .,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.. Sorry, but no, faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896480) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:36 PM Author: luka doncic's mistress Jokic is an incredible player but MJ is way way more athletic. MJ would tire Jokic out and could literally run circles around him.
I think Giannis could bully MJ and has the athleticism to keep up with him. |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:06 PM Author: iain Wasn’t this the plot of space jam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896229) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:02 PM Author: male infertility tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896550) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:06 PM Author: Non sequitur Shaq would just back dat ass up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896230) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:40 PM Author: luka doncic's mistress shaq wasn't actually good, he was just big, and i refuse to let that retarded asshole play on behalf of the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896652) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:52 PM Author: Non sequitur sup kobe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896855) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:19 PM Author: luka doncic's mistress harsh but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896945) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:43 PM Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,. Cloned Larry Bird could defeat him if we’re allowing 3 pointers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896661) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:45 PM Author: luka doncic's mistress I actually considered Larry Bird but we don't have the cloning device, only they do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896665) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:17 PM Author: Cowghost Agree with this. Bird is the only notable HoFer that Jordan failed to beat in the playoffs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896940) |