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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Histrionic aquamarine circlehead goyim
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
amber really tough guy karate
  05/30/25
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Swollen idea he suggested university
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
hideous parlor
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
vermilion house-broken market
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
fuchsia scourge upon the earth
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Blue curious stead
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
fuchsia scourge upon the earth
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
comical outnumbered pozpig boiling water
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
pearl death wish boltzmann
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
misanthropic vigorous location
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Stirring stage psychic
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Alcoholic cruel-hearted private investor
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
ivory wild hall
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Alcoholic cruel-hearted private investor
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
thirsty brass resort queen of the night
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
titillating mental disorder
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Histrionic aquamarine circlehead goyim



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: amber really tough guy karate

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Swollen idea he suggested university



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: hideous parlor

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: vermilion house-broken market

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: fuchsia scourge upon the earth

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Blue curious stead

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: fuchsia scourge upon the earth

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: comical outnumbered pozpig boiling water

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: pearl death wish boltzmann

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: misanthropic vigorous location

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Stirring stage psychic

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Alcoholic cruel-hearted private investor

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: ivory wild hall

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Alcoholic cruel-hearted private investor

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: thirsty brass resort queen of the night

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

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