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Musk does so much ketamine that he’s now incontinent

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/us/elon-musk-drugs-childr...
Racy Pisswyrm Address
  05/30/25
Already posted but cons don’t wanna talk about it h...
Provocative Twinkling Uncleanness Brunch
  05/30/25
benzo judging someone for being an incontient drug addict?
Federal Indian Lodge Giraffe
  05/30/25
It's Musk
purple tripping gay wizard heaven
  05/30/25
ur literally a turd
Swashbuckling Reading Party Cruise Ship
  05/30/25
uh not literally
Federal Indian Lodge Giraffe
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umber parlor
  05/30/25
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Misunderstood Red Principal's Office
  05/30/25
bloated belly is probably overloaded pancreas/liver and kidn...
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  05/30/25
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cyan comical stage
  05/30/25
i remember speculation that he was also blasting HGH/steroid...
mind-boggling halford orchestra pit
  05/30/25
you build cars that hurl themselves into a he Grand Canyon a...
Racy Pisswyrm Address
  05/30/25
By any chance was this story leaked from Stephen Miller&rsqu...
outnumbered awkward dog poop
  05/30/25
u get the feeling, beneath all that success, wealth, and adu...
aphrodisiac rose keepsake machete love of her life
  05/30/25
Or a sad little boy who still wets the bed
outnumbered awkward dog poop
  05/30/25
yup, self mortification followed by delusions of grandeur, r...
aphrodisiac rose keepsake machete love of her life
  05/30/25
or a sad little retard who wants people to validate that he'...
Swashbuckling Reading Party Cruise Ship
  05/30/25
say what u will but, Trump and Elon were Batman & Robin,...
aphrodisiac rose keepsake machete love of her life
  05/30/25
being an unpopular nerd in school never goes away...
Buck-toothed hideous philosopher-king
  05/30/25
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glittery church
  05/30/25
This is such a Reddit "gotcha". Nobody cares if p...
Fragrant Knife Water Buffalo
  05/30/25
Yeah and maybe he’s just pissing himself to be just li...
outnumbered awkward dog poop
  05/30/25
ok tarrifs [sic]
Racy Pisswyrm Address
  05/30/25
he's a gov. welfare queen
Swashbuckling Reading Party Cruise Ship
  05/30/25
the article mentions mandatory drug testing
purple tripping gay wizard heaven
  05/30/25
Dudes rock
haunting new version rehab
  05/30/25
To be fair, Wow! Assuming this is even true, he'll nev...
umber parlor
  05/30/25
Don’t worry TBF I’m sure Tesla will grow into it...
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  05/30/25
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Useless black woman whorehouse
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To be fair, Oh look... a smug shiteating Pumo who is spen...
umber parlor
  05/30/25
Will you start pissing your panties in solidarity
outnumbered awkward dog poop
  05/30/25
To be fair, Already way ahead of you on that, Ari.
umber parlor
  05/30/25
cr and no reason to think the people boycotting his cars wil...
Provocative Twinkling Uncleanness Brunch
  05/30/25
To be fair, Haha yeah, I'm sure liberal Boomers worldwide...
umber parlor
  05/30/25
isn't it more likely that the bladder issues from ketamine w...
Razzmatazz stead quadroon
  05/30/25
We’re going to need a 24/7 camera feed on his crotch. ...
outnumbered awkward dog poop
  05/30/25
well you could also just know how drugs work
Razzmatazz stead quadroon
  05/30/25
Doesn’t it suppress the nervous system like booze? Hea...
talented unhinged abode rigor
  05/30/25
no, it paralyzes your nervous system and you can't piss at a...
Razzmatazz stead quadroon
  05/30/25
I meant chronic abuse, not necessarily while on it
talented unhinged abode rigor
  05/30/25
if you are chronically abusing a drug you are, definitionall...
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  05/30/25
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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Racy Pisswyrm Address

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/us/elon-musk-drugs-children-trump.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974629)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Provocative Twinkling Uncleanness Brunch

Already posted but cons don’t wanna talk about it

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731313&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974633)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Federal Indian Lodge Giraffe

benzo judging someone for being an incontient drug addict?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974652)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: purple tripping gay wizard heaven

It's Musk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974833)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Reading Party Cruise Ship

ur literally a turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974840)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Federal Indian Lodge Giraffe

uh not literally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974844)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: umber parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974856)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Misunderstood Red Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975277)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Contagious shrine half-breed

bloated belly is probably overloaded pancreas/liver and kidneys retaining water well in preparation for the coming altered carbon body switch to reset with a fresh flesh corpse to skinsuit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974659)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: cyan comical stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974661)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: mind-boggling halford orchestra pit

i remember speculation that he was also blasting HGH/steroids for a while to try and bulk up. what happens when you combine that stuff with special K?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974680)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Racy Pisswyrm Address

you build cars that hurl themselves into a he Grand Canyon apparently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975161)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: outnumbered awkward dog poop

By any chance was this story leaked from Stephen Miller’s cuck chair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974684)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: aphrodisiac rose keepsake machete love of her life

u get the feeling, beneath all that success, wealth, and adulation, there is a sad little boy wanting to be loved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974715)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: outnumbered awkward dog poop

Or a sad little boy who still wets the bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974718)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac rose keepsake machete love of her life

yup, self mortification followed by delusions of grandeur, rinse & repeat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974734)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Reading Party Cruise Ship

or a sad little retard who wants people to validate that he's smart, even though he's clearly low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974841)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac rose keepsake machete love of her life

say what u will but, Trump and Elon were Batman & Robin, a true dynamic duo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974846)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Buck-toothed hideous philosopher-king

being an unpopular nerd in school never goes away...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974740)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: glittery church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974747)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Fragrant Knife Water Buffalo

This is such a Reddit "gotcha". Nobody cares if people who can support themselves do drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974745)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: outnumbered awkward dog poop

Yeah and maybe he’s just pissing himself to be just like Trump. It’s no different than JD and Lil Marco wearing the long red tie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974757)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Racy Pisswyrm Address

ok tarrifs [sic]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974831)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Reading Party Cruise Ship

he's a gov. welfare queen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974842)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: purple tripping gay wizard heaven

the article mentions mandatory drug testing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974849)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: haunting new version rehab

Dudes rock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974852)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: umber parlor

To be fair,

Wow!

Assuming this is even true, he'll never be one of the richest and most famous and most powerful men in the world now (with a bunch of kids by a bunch of different women so his genes will almost certainly also continue to carry on for many generations into the future no matter what happens).

I also heard that his companies are all failing and he's going to be spiraling towards bankruptcy any day now, so remember to exit all exposed TSLA positions ASAP and wait two weeks.

I'll bet he wishes he could be you. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974859)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: Provocative Twinkling Uncleanness Brunch

Don’t worry TBF I’m sure Tesla will grow into its valuation eventually. He just needs to create the equivalent of ten more Teslas, Inc.’s, which should be easy for a genius like Elon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974975)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Useless black woman whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48974987)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: umber parlor

To be fair,

Oh look... a smug shiteating Pumo who is spending his glorious Friday evening sneering at my "retarded" financial investment calls... wow, I've never seen this happen literally thousands of times before on XO over the last 15+ years. How do these things usually play out in the long run, again?

"Lol yeah sure this 'internet money' is definitely gonna be real valuable someday, everyone will totally want to own 'a buttcoin' in 2030 lmao..."

"Lmao 'electric cars' wow yep everyone will want one of those too, oh wait it also comes with 'self driving'?! Wowww yep I'm sure that will definitely become a real technology that people will actually use on the road in a few years..."

Etc etc etc. It's all so tiresome with you faggots.

PS: If Optimus is just 1/10th as successful as Musk predicts it will be, TSLA will literally double from its current price off of that one product line alone even if Tesla never sells another car anywhere on the planet, and that valuation will be 100% justified any way you cut it. And that's the whole point of the current valuation, a lot of people think Elon Musk is a visionary genius who is going to deliver huge things in the future. But enjoy continuing to bet against Elon, my smarmy Jewish friend! ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975071)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: outnumbered awkward dog poop

Will you start pissing your panties in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975078)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: umber parlor

To be fair,

Already way ahead of you on that, Ari.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975083)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Provocative Twinkling Uncleanness Brunch

cr and no reason to think the people boycotting his cars will boycott his robots and any companies that choose to buy them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975174)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: umber parlor

To be fair,

Haha yeah, I'm sure liberal Boomers worldwide -- who are inexorably edging closer and closer towards the gaping abyss of aging into finally having to sell it all in order to subsidize entering notoriously shitty and chronically understaffed "care community" to live out their frail final days -- will definitely stand firm in their c. 2025 virtue-signaled social media convictions and STAUNCHLY REFUSE to ever buy one of those EVIL NAZI ROBOTS which might otherwise help them to continue to live in their own beloved gay little McMansions swilling margaritas and blasting Jimmy Buffett for another few precious years. Hell, I'm sure they'll go even further and refuse to use any goods or services provided by any other major corporations that realize they can achieve tremendous cost savings by adopting this new tech... Apple, Facebook, Walmart, Netflix, Sony, whatever, fuck 'em all! They're all dead to me if they start using those goddamn HITLERBOTS!

That's just how liberal Boomers are, in my experience... they're extremely principled and disciplined and selfless like that. And if hewing to their publicly-professed political principles occasionally requires them to make some hard personal sacrifices for the greater good of society, then goddammit, so be it! #RESIST #NEVERAGAIN #DUMPTRUMP #FELONMUSKY

actual lmao, tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975284)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz stead quadroon

isn't it more likely that the bladder issues from ketamine would involve not being able to piss rather than pissing oneself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975001)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: outnumbered awkward dog poop

We’re going to need a 24/7 camera feed on his crotch. Only way to be sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975076)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz stead quadroon

well you could also just know how drugs work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975081)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: talented unhinged abode rigor

Doesn’t it suppress the nervous system like booze? Heavy drinkers also piss themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975238)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz stead quadroon

no, it paralyzes your nervous system and you can't piss at all for hours and hours and when you finally do it is a great relief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975274)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: talented unhinged abode rigor

I meant chronic abuse, not necessarily while on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975285)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz stead quadroon

if you are chronically abusing a drug you are, definitionally, always on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975303)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: henna vigorous center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731536&forum_id=2#48975203)