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134-year-old tortoise becomes dad for 1st time

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/134-year-old-tortois...
buck-toothed heady liquid oxygen partner
  06/15/25
He maed it
Chestnut comical area degenerate
  06/15/25
Its never too late to maek it
massive dashing boistinker
  06/15/25
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sapphire spot
  06/15/25
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Crystalline Insanely Creepy Native Toaster
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Coiffed Gay Lay Hissy Fit
  06/16/25
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boyish sooty resort gunner
  06/16/25
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motley crusty hospital
  06/16/25
So doodikoff still has a chance?
appetizing ticket booth sneaky criminal
  06/15/25
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Hyperventilating House-broken Shitlib
  06/15/25
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180 chapel kitty cat
  06/16/25
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razzle university
  06/16/25
what’s his moniker?
Cerebral self-absorbed double fault laser beams
  06/15/25
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sapphire spot
  06/15/25
Goliath
buck-toothed heady liquid oxygen partner
  06/15/25
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umber rigor old irish cottage
  06/16/25
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sapphire spot
  06/16/25
What's up?
umber rigor old irish cottage
  06/16/25
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Cerebral self-absorbed double fault laser beams
  06/16/25
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sapphire spot
  06/16/25
https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-work/short-stories/the-b...
sapphire spot
  06/16/25
Great story. The tortoise in that story was a friend of mine...
umber rigor old irish cottage
  06/16/25
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f...
sapphire spot
  06/16/25
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boyish sooty resort gunner
  06/16/25
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sapphire spot
  06/16/25
Bedlam in Goliath, more like Goliath in Bed, haha
blathering shrine
  06/16/25
180
sapphire spot
  06/16/25
Hope for Papa RSF still!
kink-friendly stirring puppy knife
  06/16/25
(134 y/o Goliath mounting 72 y/o cute young spinner) &quo...
180 chapel kitty cat
  06/16/25
!!!
sapphire spot
  06/16/25
...
motley crusty hospital
  06/16/25
...
sapphire spot
  06/16/25
That's exactly how it went.
umber rigor old irish cottage
  06/16/25
18000000000000000
sapphire spot
  06/16/25
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Irate Coldplay Fan
  06/16/25
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sapphire spot
  06/16/25
90 year old female tortoises all calling him a pedo on faceb...
Aquamarine Awkward Windowlicker
  06/16/25
😹😹😹
sapphire spot
  06/16/25
LOL
Irate Coldplay Fan
  06/16/25
...
sapphire spot
  06/16/25
...
buck-toothed heady liquid oxygen partner
  06/20/25
How old was the lady?
motley crusty hospital
  06/16/25
Cq
sapphire spot
  06/16/25
some jewess shrew about to lay tortoise eggs
racy dingle berry
  06/16/25
What's her ZoZo moniker?
sapphire spot
  06/16/25
Apparently, no one cares about the mom.
buck-toothed heady liquid oxygen partner
  06/20/25


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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: buck-toothed heady liquid oxygen partner

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/134-year-old-tortoise-becomes-dad-for-1st-time/vi-AA1GEP0p?ocid=BingHp01&cvid=60f35d71ee22414a99378e76307fb663&ei=30

Still hope for all the xo'ers out there. Happy Father's Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49018366)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Chestnut comical area degenerate

He maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49018367)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: massive dashing boistinker

Its never too late to maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49018390)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: sapphire spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49018407)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: Crystalline Insanely Creepy Native Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49018409)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Coiffed Gay Lay Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019699)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: boyish sooty resort gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020087)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: motley crusty hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020454)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: appetizing ticket booth sneaky criminal

So doodikoff still has a chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49018372)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Hyperventilating House-broken Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49018411)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: 180 chapel kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019702)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: razzle university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019706)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Cerebral self-absorbed double fault laser beams

what’s his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49018418)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: sapphire spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49018451)



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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: buck-toothed heady liquid oxygen partner

Goliath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019248)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: umber rigor old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019689)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: sapphire spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020120)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: umber rigor old irish cottage

What's up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019687)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Cerebral self-absorbed double fault laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019849)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: sapphire spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021392)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: sapphire spot

https://www.roalddahlfans.com/dahls-work/short-stories/the-boy-who-talked-with-animals/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019863)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: umber rigor old irish cottage

Great story. The tortoise in that story was a friend of mine, but we've fallen out of touch over the years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019869)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: sapphire spot

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019874)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: boyish sooty resort gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020086)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: sapphire spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021391)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: blathering shrine

Bedlam in Goliath, more like Goliath in Bed, haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49019708)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: sapphire spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020081)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: kink-friendly stirring puppy knife

Hope for Papa RSF still!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020186)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: 180 chapel kitty cat

(134 y/o Goliath mounting 72 y/o cute young spinner)

"i really like it here"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020301)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: sapphire spot

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020451)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: motley crusty hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020455)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: sapphire spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021885)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: umber rigor old irish cottage

That's exactly how it went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021375)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: sapphire spot

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021388)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Irate Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021414)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: sapphire spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021425)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Aquamarine Awkward Windowlicker

90 year old female tortoises all calling him a pedo on facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021645)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: sapphire spot

😹😹😹

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021652)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Irate Coldplay Fan

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021694)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: sapphire spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021695)



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Date: June 20th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: buck-toothed heady liquid oxygen partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49036077)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: motley crusty hospital

How old was the lady?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020456)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: sapphire spot

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49020702)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: racy dingle berry

some jewess shrew about to lay tortoise eggs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021269)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: sapphire spot

What's her ZoZo moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49021280)



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Date: June 20th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: buck-toothed heady liquid oxygen partner

Apparently, no one cares about the mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5738242&forum_id=2#49036083)