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Most insane date I’ve ever been on (Hinge/Bumble)

I told this 5’2 chick who was exactly my type I’...
charcoal theater stage
  07/11/25
Did the "date" happen to occur in a Red Lobster?
Talented Dead Heaven
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Red's Lobster 🦞
passionate green juggernaut fanboi
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It was a good way to call her bluff that she was really into...
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Those
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What a dumb bitch! You lucked out lock jaw tp
provocative violent rehab
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Whoa, small world! I watched this go down 🤣 She was s...
Hyperventilating judgmental native death wish
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You were the waiter?
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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: charcoal theater stage

I told this 5’2 chick who was exactly my type I’m 5’11 (I’m really 5’10). She seemed like “ok cool” so I didn’t expect much when I met her. I get there and she’s glowing when she sees me telling me how happy she is to meet me etc. I’m like wow this is cool. And she’s much hotter in real life and amazing personality.

I tell her at dinner I’m shocked she likes me because I’m short and most girls are obsessed with height. She said she didn’t notice and doesn’t care about height. Said I’m so handsome and have amazing hair and that I’m jacked and shes loves that.

I said wait there’s no way you like me. Women love tall men. There’s no way you’re into me.

Then she said ummm yeah I’m into you I think you’re so handsome.

I paused and ate and a taller guy walked by and I pointed to him and I said, “there! That’s a tall man! That’s the type you should be going for you’re super gorgeous no way should you be on a date with a short man like me!”

Then she got quiet and said “you seem very insecure it sucks because I really like you.” I got quiet too.

Then I took a bite of something and my jaw completely locked. I stood up and tried to speak but I couldn’t move my jaw or my mouth. My eyes bulged from my face. She screamed. Then I started foaming at the mouth.

Finally she got up, without helping me, and said “enough, I had enough I’m leaving this is ridiculous I’m leaving.” And then left. Two guys ran over and brought me to the hospital.

These chicks could literally watch you dying in front of them and they won’t help you if it slightly inconveniences them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2#49093821)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Talented Dead Heaven

Did the "date" happen to occur in a Red Lobster?

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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: passionate green juggernaut fanboi

Red's Lobster 🦞

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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: trip international law enforcement agency

It was a good way to call her bluff that she was really into you. If you were Tall, she never would have left your side and would ride the ambulance with you and have to be dragged from your bedside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2#49093842)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: charcoal theater stage

Those

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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: passionate green juggernaut fanboi



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: talking irradiated rigpig boiling water



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Aggressive Ungodly Meetinghouse Tank



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Electric property



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: concupiscible filthy step-uncle's house



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: bistre boyish box office toilet seat



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: provocative violent rehab

What a dumb bitch! You lucked out lock jaw tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2#49093888)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Hyperventilating judgmental native death wish

Whoa, small world! I watched this go down 🤣

She was super hot, man, but there's plenty of fish in the sea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2#49094416)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: charcoal theater stage

You were the waiter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2#49094421)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: pearly nofapping son of senegal laser beams

Wow poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2#49094441)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Impertinent curious public bath factory reset button



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