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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Canary Box Office
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action
  08/01/25
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Beady-eyed up-to-no-good spot really tough guy
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
startled swashbuckling prole theatre
  08/02/25
rip
Motley Bawdyhouse Crotch
  08/02/25
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Canary Box Office
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Floppy Know-it-all Mood
  08/01/25
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obsidian property
  08/01/25
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cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Ivory hairraiser national nibblets
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Zombie-like knife
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Arousing church keepsake machete
  08/01/25
yes
Zombie-like knife
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Zombie-like knife
  08/01/25
?
cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Arousing church keepsake machete
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
obsidian property
  08/01/25
Sick
cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action
  08/01/25
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Zombie-like knife
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Excitant Awkward Market Voyeur
  08/02/25
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shimmering at-the-ready hell mother
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Zombie-like knife
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Motley Bawdyhouse Crotch
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Excitant Awkward Market Voyeur
  08/02/25
Hdy
cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
deranged free-loading senate
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Deep alcoholic yarmulke
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
irradiated burgundy temple
  08/02/25
Titcr
smoky crusty roast beef business firm
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
irradiated burgundy temple
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Exciting Church Building
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
irradiated burgundy temple
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Glittery bistre cuckoldry pervert
  08/02/25
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dashing brindle resort nowag
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
violent internet-worthy kitchen
  08/02/25
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rose histrionic stag film
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
hairless psychic
  08/02/25
?
cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
blue underhanded university
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Canary Box Office

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed up-to-no-good spot really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: startled swashbuckling prole theatre

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Motley Bawdyhouse Crotch

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Canary Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Floppy Know-it-all Mood

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: obsidian property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Ivory hairraiser national nibblets

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Zombie-like knife

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Arousing church keepsake machete

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Zombie-like knife

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Zombie-like knife

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Arousing church keepsake machete

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: obsidian property

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Zombie-like knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Excitant Awkward Market Voyeur

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: shimmering at-the-ready hell mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Zombie-like knife

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Motley Bawdyhouse Crotch

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Excitant Awkward Market Voyeur

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: deranged free-loading senate

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Deep alcoholic yarmulke

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: irradiated burgundy temple

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: smoky crusty roast beef business firm

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: irradiated burgundy temple

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Exciting Church Building

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: irradiated burgundy temple

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Glittery bistre cuckoldry pervert

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: dashing brindle resort nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: violent internet-worthy kitchen

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: rose histrionic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: hairless psychic

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: cruel-hearted weed whacker affirmative action

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: blue underhanded university

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151922)