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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Boyish flickering abode stock car
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
stimulating doctorate temple
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Disgusting passionate jewess ratface
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
supple mad-dog skullcap haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
pearl piazza
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
bespoke theatre
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Black wonderful range rigpig
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Dashing beta office half-breed
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
fantasy-prone scarlet school
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Boyish flickering abode stock car
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Cerebral Crusty Deer Antler
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
mustard tattoo pozpig
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
sooty property legend
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Boyish flickering abode stock car
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Bateful jew institution
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Marvelous Clown
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
irate hospital preventive strike
  06/30/25
cr
Boyish flickering abode stock car
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Cerebral Crusty Deer Antler
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
swashbuckling cheese-eating hominid
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Bateful jew institution
  06/30/25
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mischievous embarrassed to the bone plaza round eye
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
sooty property legend
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
irate hospital preventive strike
  06/30/25
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Curious brunch elastic band
  07/01/25
*bussy
indecent high-end regret
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Black wonderful range rigpig
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Multi-colored locale
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Buff balding whorehouse
  06/30/25
fuck
sooty property legend
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Multi-colored locale
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
stimulating doctorate temple
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
sooty property legend
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
swashbuckling cheese-eating hominid
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Boyish flickering abode stock car
  06/30/25
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Histrionic startling locus
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
vigorous windowlicker
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
buck-toothed bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Titillating jade base karate
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Boyish flickering abode stock car
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
buck-toothed bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
mischievous embarrassed to the bone plaza round eye
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
buck-toothed bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Stirring rose shrine depressive
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Boyish flickering abode stock car
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
outnumbered cyan house
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Citrine macaca
  06/30/25
tcr
mischievous embarrassed to the bone plaza round eye
  07/01/25
just jump
zippy dingle berry university
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Boyish flickering abode stock car
  06/30/25
...
Tantric stage psychic
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
slate odious field
  06/30/25
wow
Boyish flickering abode stock car
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
galvanic french keepsake machete
  06/30/25
JFC man
Boyish flickering abode stock car
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
fantasy-prone scarlet school
  06/30/25
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zippy dingle berry university
  06/30/25
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sooty property legend
  06/30/25
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Bateful jew institution
  06/30/25
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Razzle-dazzle bonkers forum community account
  06/30/25
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maize athletic conference principal's office
  06/30/25
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outnumbered cyan house
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Citrine macaca
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
vigorous windowlicker
  06/30/25
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fear-inspiring national twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
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Curious brunch elastic band
  07/01/25
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hairless nighttime market
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Chocolate provocative national security agency senate
  07/01/25
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Apoplectic zombie-like indian lodge feces
  07/01/25
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supple mad-dog skullcap haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
bespoke theatre
  06/30/25
bro
Boyish flickering abode stock car
  06/30/25
...
Citrine macaca
  06/30/25
lol
mischievous embarrassed to the bone plaza round eye
  07/01/25
...
Razzmatazz sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
soggy meetinghouse voyeur
  06/30/25
jfc
Boyish flickering abode stock car
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Cerebral Crusty Deer Antler
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Razzle-dazzle bonkers forum community account
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
maize athletic conference principal's office
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
mischievous embarrassed to the bone plaza round eye
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
soggy meetinghouse voyeur
  07/01/25
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Titillating jade base karate
  07/01/25
...
maize athletic conference principal's office
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Apoplectic zombie-like indian lodge feces
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Azure shaky coffee pot queen of the night
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
swashbuckling cheese-eating hominid
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Boyish flickering abode stock car
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
sooty property legend
  06/30/25
...
Boyish flickering abode stock car
  07/01/25
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House-broken Casino Prole
  07/01/25
lol
mischievous embarrassed to the bone plaza round eye
  07/01/25
...
zippy dingle berry university
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
unholy canary place of business
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Sadistic vivacious stag film alpha
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
turquoise theater
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Orchid parlour
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
domesticated emerald garrison
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
House-broken Casino Prole
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
heady school cafeteria mood
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Boyish flickering abode stock car
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
mischievous embarrassed to the bone plaza round eye
  07/01/25
...
Boyish flickering abode stock car
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Curious brunch elastic band
  07/01/25
😟
sexy laughsome hell indirect expression
  07/01/25
...
Claret twisted main people roast beef
  07/01/25
holy shit
Boyish flickering abode stock car
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
House-broken Casino Prole
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Copper Boiling Water Location
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Apoplectic zombie-like indian lodge feces
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Black wonderful range rigpig
  07/01/25
...
Boyish flickering abode stock car
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Apoplectic zombie-like indian lodge feces
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Apoplectic zombie-like indian lodge feces
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
slate odious field
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Black wonderful range rigpig
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Boyish flickering abode stock car
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Big trust fund
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Curious brunch elastic band
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
abusive wrinkle ape
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Boyish flickering abode stock car
  07/06/25
...
slate odious field
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
talented cream scourge upon the earth cuckold
  07/06/25
...
maize athletic conference principal's office
  07/06/25
lol
mischievous embarrassed to the bone plaza round eye
  07/07/25
wow
Boyish flickering abode stock car
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: stimulating doctorate temple

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Disgusting passionate jewess ratface

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: supple mad-dog skullcap haunted graveyard

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: pearl piazza

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: bespoke theatre

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Black wonderful range rigpig

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Dashing beta office half-breed

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: fantasy-prone scarlet school

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Cerebral Crusty Deer Antler

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: mustard tattoo pozpig

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: sooty property legend

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Bateful jew institution

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Marvelous Clown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: irate hospital preventive strike

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Cerebral Crusty Deer Antler

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling cheese-eating hominid

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Bateful jew institution

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: mischievous embarrassed to the bone plaza round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: sooty property legend

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: irate hospital preventive strike

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Curious brunch elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: indecent high-end regret

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Black wonderful range rigpig

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored locale

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Buff balding whorehouse

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: sooty property legend

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored locale

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: stimulating doctorate temple

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: sooty property legend

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling cheese-eating hominid

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Histrionic startling locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: vigorous windowlicker

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: buck-toothed bawdyhouse

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Titillating jade base karate

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: buck-toothed bawdyhouse

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: mischievous embarrassed to the bone plaza round eye

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: buck-toothed bawdyhouse

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Stirring rose shrine depressive

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: outnumbered cyan house

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Citrine macaca

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: mischievous embarrassed to the bone plaza round eye

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: zippy dingle berry university

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Tantric stage psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: slate odious field

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: galvanic french keepsake machete

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: fantasy-prone scarlet school

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: zippy dingle berry university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: sooty property legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Bateful jew institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bonkers forum community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: maize athletic conference principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: outnumbered cyan house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Citrine macaca

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: vigorous windowlicker

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: fear-inspiring national twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Curious brunch elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: hairless nighttime market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Chocolate provocative national security agency senate

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Apoplectic zombie-like indian lodge feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: supple mad-dog skullcap haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: bespoke theatre

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Citrine macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: mischievous embarrassed to the bone plaza round eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Razzmatazz sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: soggy meetinghouse voyeur

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Cerebral Crusty Deer Antler

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bonkers forum community account

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: maize athletic conference principal's office

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: mischievous embarrassed to the bone plaza round eye

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: soggy meetinghouse voyeur

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Titillating jade base karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: maize athletic conference principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Apoplectic zombie-like indian lodge feces

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Azure shaky coffee pot queen of the night

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling cheese-eating hominid

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: sooty property legend

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: House-broken Casino Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: mischievous embarrassed to the bone plaza round eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: zippy dingle berry university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: unholy canary place of business

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Sadistic vivacious stag film alpha

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: turquoise theater

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Orchid parlour

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: domesticated emerald garrison

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: House-broken Casino Prole

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: heady school cafeteria mood

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: mischievous embarrassed to the bone plaza round eye

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Curious brunch elastic band

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: sexy laughsome hell indirect expression

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Claret twisted main people roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: House-broken Casino Prole

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Copper Boiling Water Location

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Apoplectic zombie-like indian lodge feces

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Black wonderful range rigpig

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Apoplectic zombie-like indian lodge feces

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Apoplectic zombie-like indian lodge feces

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: slate odious field

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Black wonderful range rigpig

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Big trust fund

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Curious brunch elastic band

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: abusive wrinkle ape

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: slate odious field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: talented cream scourge upon the earth cuckold

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: maize athletic conference principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: mischievous embarrassed to the bone plaza round eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Boyish flickering abode stock car

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)