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How much money did you make this year? ($$$)

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Erotic faggot firefighter national
  12/18/25
710K
vengeful anal codepig
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Erotic faggot firefighter national
  12/18/25
yea
vengeful anal codepig
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Erotic faggot firefighter national
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
light boltzmann prole
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
purple stock car fanboi
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
light boltzmann prole
  12/18/25
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razzmatazz sound barrier place of business
  12/18/25
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Beady-eyed crimson dragon national security agency
  12/19/25
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  12/19/25
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saffron deranged space
  12/19/25
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Fear-inspiring judgmental bawdyhouse messiness
  12/20/25
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heady base
  12/21/25
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plum corner
  12/21/25
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diverse bronze therapy alpha
  12/21/25
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Exhilarant death wish gunner
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
maroon goal in life address
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Erotic faggot firefighter national
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
maroon goal in life address
  12/18/25
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Beady-eyed crimson dragon national security agency
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
comical talking psychic
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
House-broken business firm
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
comical talking psychic
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Erotic faggot firefighter national
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
infuriating rehab
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
comical talking psychic
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
Jet-lagged white indian lodge trump supporter
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
Jet-lagged white indian lodge trump supporter
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
Jet-lagged white indian lodge trump supporter
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
Kink-friendly Up-to-no-good Dingle Berry Fat Ankles
  12/18/25
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  12/18/25
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Adventurous mewling queen of the night
  12/19/25
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  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
Beady-eyed crimson dragon national security agency
  12/19/25
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disrespectful digit ratio sneaky criminal
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
green mad cow disease
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
Jet-lagged white indian lodge trump supporter
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
green mad cow disease
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
ivory community account
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
green mad cow disease
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
bright swashbuckling casino circlehead
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Beady-eyed crimson dragon national security agency
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
Curious lay
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Beady-eyed crimson dragon national security agency
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
Misunderstood electric internal respiration
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
Adventurous mewling queen of the night
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
rose menage
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
Supple Office Cuckoldry
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
Kink-friendly Up-to-no-good Dingle Berry Fat Ankles
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
abnormal aquamarine stage quadroon
  12/18/25
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Stirring very tactful lodge
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
green mad cow disease
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Erotic faggot firefighter national
  12/18/25
I am atty.
green mad cow disease
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Erotic faggot firefighter national
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Jet-lagged white indian lodge trump supporter
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
charcoal gaped theater
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
charcoal gaped theater
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Thriller massive native
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
charcoal gaped theater
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
laughsome plaza
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Beady-eyed crimson dragon national security agency
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
laughsome plaza
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
green mad cow disease
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
laughsome plaza
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
green mad cow disease
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
heady base
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
green mad cow disease
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
Insanely Creepy Box Office Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/22/25
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Insanely Creepy Box Office Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
Insanely Creepy Box Office Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
laughsome plaza
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
Kink-friendly Up-to-no-good Dingle Berry Fat Ankles
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
Stirring very tactful lodge
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
Kink-friendly Up-to-no-good Dingle Berry Fat Ankles
  12/18/25
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  12/19/25
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Beady-eyed crimson dragon national security agency
  12/19/25
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Insanely Creepy Box Office Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/22/25
not enough.
Adventurous mewling queen of the night
  12/18/25
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dashing buck-toothed athletic conference
  12/20/25
little under $6M
Tripping Meetinghouse
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
Jet-lagged white indian lodge trump supporter
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
light boltzmann prole
  12/18/25
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Metal hateful hall toaster
  12/18/25
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Misunderstood electric internal respiration
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
Tripping Meetinghouse
  12/19/25
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marvelous underhanded spot filthpig
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
Orange den
  12/18/25
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razzmatazz sound barrier place of business
  12/18/25
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Adventurous mewling queen of the night
  12/18/25
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Aromatic chocolate boistinker garrison
  12/20/25
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diverse bronze therapy alpha
  12/21/25
-$184K
unholy church
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
Stimulating church building wagecucks
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
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  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
sable concupiscible volcanic crater locus
  12/19/25
low-200s
Talented autistic sandwich
  12/18/25
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sooty razzle jew trailer park
  12/18/25
like 2 million
Fighting Windowlicker
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
wild sticky voyeur
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
Insane background story wrinkle
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
Rough-skinned passionate piazza
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
Insane background story wrinkle
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
Exhilarant death wish gunner
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
Rough-skinned passionate piazza
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
rose menage
  12/19/25
thank you
Rough-skinned passionate piazza
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
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  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
Appetizing regret party of the first part
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
Bateful honey-headed theater stage
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Deep Macaca Forum
  12/19/25
what happened
sable concupiscible volcanic crater locus
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Deep Macaca Forum
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
saffron deranged space
  12/19/25
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Erotic faggot firefighter national
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
Vibrant Aggressive Roommate
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
disrespectful digit ratio sneaky criminal
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
Khaki boyish principal's office foreskin
  12/20/25
~$900k
Curious lay
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
Rambunctious point goyim
  12/19/25
Wow.
dashing buck-toothed athletic conference
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
Adventurous mewling queen of the night
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
Rambunctious point goyim
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
Adventurous mewling queen of the night
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
Rambunctious point goyim
  12/19/25
lol
Copper step-uncle's house shitlib
  12/19/25
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Adventurous mewling queen of the night
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
rose menage
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
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  12/19/25
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rose menage
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
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  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
Cruel-hearted ruddy parlour personal credit line
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
buff blathering university people who are hurt
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
Cruel-hearted ruddy parlour personal credit line
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
Charismatic rusted range
  12/21/25
You sound poor
Exhilarant death wish gunner
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
Aromatic chocolate boistinker garrison
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
Frisky Mind-boggling Friendly Grandma Senate
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
Multi-colored Genital Piercing Market
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
Frisky Mind-boggling Friendly Grandma Senate
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
Insane background story wrinkle
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
Frisky Mind-boggling Friendly Grandma Senate
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
vengeful anal codepig
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
Insanely Creepy Box Office Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
Frisky Mind-boggling Friendly Grandma Senate
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
Tripping Meetinghouse
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
Multi-colored Genital Piercing Market
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
dashing buck-toothed athletic conference
  12/20/25
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  12/20/25
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vengeful anal codepig
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
Fear-inspiring judgmental bawdyhouse messiness
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
wild sticky voyeur
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
Bisexual poppy rigpig potus
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
Bisexual poppy rigpig potus
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
Bisexual poppy rigpig potus
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
Wonderful Sienna Factory Reset Button Main People
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Obsidian overrated pistol legal warrant
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
Wonderful Sienna Factory Reset Button Main People
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Erotic faggot firefighter national
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
green mad cow disease
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
Wonderful Sienna Factory Reset Button Main People
  12/21/25
...
green mad cow disease
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
Cruel-hearted ruddy parlour personal credit line
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
ivory community account
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
cracking primrose whorehouse french chef
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
green mad cow disease
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
green mad cow disease
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Erotic faggot firefighter national
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Erotic faggot firefighter national
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Erotic faggot firefighter national
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Erotic faggot firefighter national
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Erotic faggot firefighter national
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
Vermilion Brunch Giraffe
  12/21/25
...
plum corner
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
Lavender Magical Legend
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
Onyx Immigrant
  12/21/25
180 last note
laughsome plaza
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Obsidian overrated pistol legal warrant
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
green mad cow disease
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
House-broken business firm
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Obsidian overrated pistol legal warrant
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
Spectacular Area Keepsake Machete
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
Vivacious puce hunting ground property
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
diverse bronze therapy alpha
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
vengeful anal codepig
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
Cruel-hearted ruddy parlour personal credit line
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
Spectacular Area Keepsake Machete
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
dashing buck-toothed athletic conference
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
vengeful anal codepig
  12/23/25
cap gains
Thriller massive native
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
vengeful anal codepig
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
dashing buck-toothed athletic conference
  12/25/25
~$500k
cracking primrose whorehouse french chef
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Erotic faggot firefighter national



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: vengeful anal codepig

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Erotic faggot firefighter national

lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519912)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: vengeful anal codepig

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Erotic faggot firefighter national

Biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519931)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: light boltzmann prole

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519915)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: purple stock car fanboi

Lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520498)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: light boltzmann prole

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz sound barrier place of business



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed crimson dragon national security agency



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: sable concupiscible volcanic crater locus



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: saffron deranged space



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring judgmental bawdyhouse messiness



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: heady base



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: plum corner



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: diverse bronze therapy alpha



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant death wish gunner



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: maroon goal in life address

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519929)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Erotic faggot firefighter national

Trash or legal fees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519933)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: maroon goal in life address

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed crimson dragon national security agency



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: comical talking psychic

$130k in shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519936)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: House-broken business firm

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519937)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: comical talking psychic

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Erotic faggot firefighter national

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: infuriating rehab

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522472)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: comical talking psychic

Nigger voicemail$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523830)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Jet-lagged white indian lodge trump supporter

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged white indian lodge trump supporter

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Jet-lagged white indian lodge trump supporter

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Up-to-no-good Dingle Berry Fat Ankles

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: vengeful anal codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Adventurous mewling queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: provocative carmine cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Beady-eyed crimson dragon national security agency

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: disrespectful digit ratio sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: green mad cow disease

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Jet-lagged white indian lodge trump supporter

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: green mad cow disease

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: ivory community account

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: green mad cow disease

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: bright swashbuckling casino circlehead

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed crimson dragon national security agency

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Curious lay

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed crimson dragon national security agency

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Misunderstood electric internal respiration

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Adventurous mewling queen of the night

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: rose menage

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Supple Office Cuckoldry

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Up-to-no-good Dingle Berry Fat Ankles

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: abnormal aquamarine stage quadroon

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Stirring very tactful lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: green mad cow disease

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Erotic faggot firefighter national

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: green mad cow disease

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Erotic faggot firefighter national

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Jet-lagged white indian lodge trump supporter

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: charcoal gaped theater

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: charcoal gaped theater

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Thriller massive native

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: charcoal gaped theater

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: laughsome plaza

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Beady-eyed crimson dragon national security agency

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: laughsome plaza

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: green mad cow disease

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: laughsome plaza

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: green mad cow disease

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: heady base

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: green mad cow disease

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Box Office Twinkling Uncleanness

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Box Office Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Box Office Twinkling Uncleanness

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: laughsome plaza

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Up-to-no-good Dingle Berry Fat Ankles

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Stirring very tactful lodge

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Up-to-no-good Dingle Berry Fat Ankles

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: saffron deranged space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Beady-eyed crimson dragon national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Box Office Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Adventurous mewling queen of the night

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: dashing buck-toothed athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Tripping Meetinghouse

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Jet-lagged white indian lodge trump supporter

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: light boltzmann prole

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Metal hateful hall toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Misunderstood electric internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Tripping Meetinghouse

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: marvelous underhanded spot filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Orange den

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz sound barrier place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Adventurous mewling queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Aromatic chocolate boistinker garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: diverse bronze therapy alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: unholy church

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Stimulating church building wagecucks

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: trip juggernaut marketing idea

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: sable concupiscible volcanic crater locus

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Talented autistic sandwich

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: sooty razzle jew trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Fighting Windowlicker

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: wild sticky voyeur

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Insane background story wrinkle

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Rough-skinned passionate piazza

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Insane background story wrinkle

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Exhilarant death wish gunner

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Rough-skinned passionate piazza

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: rose menage

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Rough-skinned passionate piazza

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: titillating startled jewess nibblets

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Appetizing regret party of the first part

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Bateful honey-headed theater stage

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Deep Macaca Forum

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: sable concupiscible volcanic crater locus

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Deep Macaca Forum

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: saffron deranged space

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Erotic faggot firefighter national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Vibrant Aggressive Roommate

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: disrespectful digit ratio sneaky criminal

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Khaki boyish principal's office foreskin

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Curious lay

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Rambunctious point goyim

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: dashing buck-toothed athletic conference

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Adventurous mewling queen of the night

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Rambunctious point goyim

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Adventurous mewling queen of the night

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Rambunctious point goyim

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Copper step-uncle's house shitlib

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Adventurous mewling queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: rose menage

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Charismatic rusted range

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: rose menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Thriller massive native

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted ruddy parlour personal credit line

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: buff blathering university people who are hurt

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted ruddy parlour personal credit line

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Charismatic rusted range

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant death wish gunner

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Aromatic chocolate boistinker garrison

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Frisky Mind-boggling Friendly Grandma Senate

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored Genital Piercing Market

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Frisky Mind-boggling Friendly Grandma Senate

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Insane background story wrinkle

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Frisky Mind-boggling Friendly Grandma Senate

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: vengeful anal codepig

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Box Office Twinkling Uncleanness

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Frisky Mind-boggling Friendly Grandma Senate

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Tripping Meetinghouse

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Multi-colored Genital Piercing Market

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: dashing buck-toothed athletic conference

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Erotic faggot firefighter national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: vengeful anal codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring judgmental bawdyhouse messiness

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: wild sticky voyeur

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Bisexual poppy rigpig potus

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Bisexual poppy rigpig potus

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Bisexual poppy rigpig potus

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Wonderful Sienna Factory Reset Button Main People

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Obsidian overrated pistol legal warrant

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Wonderful Sienna Factory Reset Button Main People

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Erotic faggot firefighter national

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: green mad cow disease

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Wonderful Sienna Factory Reset Button Main People

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: green mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted ruddy parlour personal credit line

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: ivory community account

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: cracking primrose whorehouse french chef

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: green mad cow disease

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: green mad cow disease

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Erotic faggot firefighter national

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Erotic faggot firefighter national

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Erotic faggot firefighter national

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Erotic faggot firefighter national

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Erotic faggot firefighter national

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Vermilion Brunch Giraffe

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: plum corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Lavender Magical Legend

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Onyx Immigrant

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: laughsome plaza

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Obsidian overrated pistol legal warrant

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: green mad cow disease

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: bossy shimmering orchestra pit crotch

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: House-broken business firm

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Obsidian overrated pistol legal warrant

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Spectacular Area Keepsake Machete

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Vivacious puce hunting ground property

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: diverse bronze therapy alpha

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: vengeful anal codepig

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted ruddy parlour personal credit line

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Spectacular Area Keepsake Machete

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: dashing buck-toothed athletic conference

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: vengeful anal codepig

whats the other 35%

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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Thriller massive native

cap gains

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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: vengeful anal codepig

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: dashing buck-toothed athletic conference

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: cracking primrose whorehouse french chef

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49538879)