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What’s the CR crypto portfolio right now? Say it’s 10% of your assets

Don’t really believe in it but don’t want to mis...
hilarious orchid address deer antler
  05/08/25
Why Solana?
Charismatic Prole Milk
  05/08/25
I don’t know I just bought some a few years ago when i...
hilarious orchid address deer antler
  05/09/25
LOL good goy
Mind-boggling turdskin
  05/08/25
Wft What am I doing wrong brother?
hilarious orchid address deer antler
  05/08/25
10%...what a tiny pink fucking portfolio. So if your 2% tota...
Multi-colored purple field philosopher-king
  05/09/25
I did by a long time ago. The 10% includes gains. I&rsqu...
hilarious orchid address deer antler
  05/09/25
where are you yield farming stables?
lilac telephone
  05/09/25
if i had not observed you posting this kind flagrantly retar...
supple affirmative action sweet tailpipe
  05/09/25
which pumo are you and how much have you made in crypto (bot...
Multi-colored purple field philosopher-king
  05/09/25
Pumo or not, they're right. Your 'advice' was essentially ta...
costumed dingle berry point
  05/11/25
DDP is one of those truly awful but below the radar of notab...
Stubborn balding library
  05/11/25
Definitely not the same faggot on a different moniker. Guys ...
Multi-colored purple field philosopher-king
  05/11/25
I am always poasting great entry and exit points but retard ...
Multi-colored purple field philosopher-king
  05/11/25
LMAO, can't tell if you are pure flame or actually have zero...
bearded principal's office dopamine
  05/11/25
How much have you actually made in crypto? You poasted a whi...
Copper casino sandwich
  05/11/25
>12-20% apy on stablecoins lol just lmao at anyone who...
cream crackhouse
  05/11/25
There are several ways to make about 15% right now that can ...
Multi-colored purple field philosopher-king
  05/11/25
do you just ignore principal risk or
Slimy bawdyhouse
  05/11/25
OP's silence speaks volumes His girlfriend goes to anothe...
cream crackhouse
  05/12/25
It’s all dumb pump and dump patently useless market ma...
mustard hominid
  05/11/25
Weird then that so many companies are using it
Charismatic Prole Milk
  05/11/25
...
mustard hominid
  05/11/25
Same as always, 100% Dogwifhat.
twisted whorehouse patrolman
  05/09/25
At this point, I think it's safest and smartest to do 100% B...
Abusive public bath becky
  05/11/25
100% btc since 2008 aka the "more clout than the fuc...
violent pea-brained garrison cuckold
  05/11/25
Since it has no intrinsic value and has a price driven purel...
gold adventurous idiot place of business
  05/11/25
good post. it's even worse, though "Sep 3, 2024 &midd...
Obsidian Vibrant Goyim
  05/11/25
This just means BTC price will continue to go up and up as s...
Swashbuckling aquamarine heaven
  05/11/25
explain
Obsidian Vibrant Goyim
  05/11/25
youre asking him to explain his thesis "price will go u...
Slimy bawdyhouse
  05/11/25
Scientific rigor, actually
Swashbuckling aquamarine heaven
  05/11/25
hard r rigor
dark razzle old irish cottage parlor
  05/12/25
100% Fat Nigger Token
dark razzle old irish cottage parlor
  05/12/25
50% BTC (safest), 40% SOL (bit less safe, higher return), 10...
white judgmental menage
  05/12/25
why go off exchanges?
Copper casino sandwich
  05/13/25


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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: hilarious orchid address deer antler

Don’t really believe in it but don’t want to miss out if I’m wrong, so 10% of assets seems right.

Right now I’m about 35% fidelity crypto ETF, 30% Solana, 20% Bitcoin, 15% ETH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48915932)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Charismatic Prole Milk

Why Solana?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48915997)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 12:15 AM
Author: hilarious orchid address deer antler

I don’t know I just bought some a few years ago when it was cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48916050)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling turdskin

LOL

good goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48915935)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: hilarious orchid address deer antler

Wft

What am I doing wrong brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48915937)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Multi-colored purple field philosopher-king

10%...what a tiny pink fucking portfolio. So if your 2% total BTC holding doubles from here, you get to 102% of your current net worth? LMAO. You should have WAY more crypto, but it should have been bought a long time ago, at much lower prices. Also don't forget the value of stables. Way better than treasuries or dividend stocks for income purposes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48916027)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 12:09 AM
Author: hilarious orchid address deer antler

I did by a long time ago. The 10% includes gains.

I’m risk averse… I have enough to retire now no need to get greedy and gamble with a significant amount

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48916038)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 2:32 AM
Author: lilac telephone

where are you yield farming stables?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48916181)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 2:38 AM
Author: supple affirmative action sweet tailpipe

if i had not observed you posting this kind flagrantly retarded take for years i would be complementing the high quality of the prattling self-congratulatory autist flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48916186)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: Multi-colored purple field philosopher-king

which pumo are you and how much have you made in crypto (both in raw dollars and as a percentage of initial investment), and where were you several months ago when I was warning eager beaver FOMO faggots not to stupidly buy the top? Where were you a month ago when I was telling everyone to back up the truck on $1400 ETH and $97 SOL while weak-handed little bitches were lisping about "tarriths"? Go ahead and link all the threads where people would have lost money following my "retarded takes." You won't find any, and that's why I only do law as a side hobby now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48916201)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: costumed dingle berry point

Pumo or not, they're right. Your 'advice' was essentially take more risk to make more (no shit), go back in time to buy low (LOL, very helpful), and invest in stable coins (unique and brilliant!).

I also agree that you're retarded. I remember you attempting to discuss your shitlaw cases in Spokane or wherever at some point. andyou were both uninformed and unhinged, clearly some kind of fringe of the profession scammer type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48920899)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Stubborn balding library

DDP is one of those truly awful but below the radar of notability poasters who lingers around for XO for years. He's never not saying remarkably stupid but also manages to be so inane and witless that people rarely notice or react to his posts, which are uniformly either screaming about his own greatness or telling other poasters why they're stupid and should do things like he does, as he did above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48920911)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored purple field philosopher-king

Definitely not the same faggot on a different moniker. Guys at my high school used to reply to a post after 2 days and then have someone else miraculously come along to echo their sentiments a few minutes later with the exact same take, tone, and syntax. It wasn't a big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48921538)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored purple field philosopher-king

I am always poasting great entry and exit points but retard XOXOers would rather buy the top and sell the bottom. If you ignore the advice when it was actionable and the market subsequently moves against you, you'll just have to HAVE FUN STAYING POOR. And if you can't figure out how to set up little rube goldberg devices in defi that make about 12-20% apy on stablecoins, again, HAVE FUN STAYING POOR. Enjoy your tiny pink 4% tttreasuries, faggot.

As for the rest, you must have me confused with another poaster. I've never been in shitlaw, I've never discussed my cases here, and I've barely practiced law at all in the past several years because I don't have a financial need to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48921529)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: bearded principal's office dopamine

LMAO, can't tell if you are pure flame or actually have zero self-awareness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48921812)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Copper casino sandwich

How much have you actually made in crypto? You poasted a while ago that you “have almost enough to retire” but suggesting your job is a “side hobby” isn’t consistent with that.

You’re always asking people how much they made in crypto. How much have you made?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48921876)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: cream crackhouse

>12-20% apy on stablecoins

lol just lmao at anyone who considers this plausible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48921914)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored purple field philosopher-king

There are several ways to make about 15% right now that can probably be entered in positions of around 5mm without fucking them up. And that's just on the limited number of chains I pay attention to. And no, I won't explain it and turn it into a crowded trade. Figure it out yourself or HAVE FUN STAYING POOR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48922354)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Slimy bawdyhouse

do you just ignore principal risk or

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48922364)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: cream crackhouse

OP's silence speaks volumes

His girlfriend goes to another school, in Canada

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48923244)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: mustard hominid

It’s all dumb pump and dump patently useless market manipulation fraud shit. There’s no actual use for any of it.

Congrats on being at the top of the pyramid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48920914)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 2:37 AM
Author: Charismatic Prole Milk

Weird then that so many companies are using it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48920970)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: mustard hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48921870)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: twisted whorehouse patrolman

Same as always, 100% Dogwifhat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48916036)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: Abusive public bath becky

At this point, I think it's safest and smartest to do 100% BTC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48921164)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: violent pea-brained garrison cuckold

100% btc since 2008

aka the "more clout than the fuckin pope" portfolio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48921530)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: gold adventurous idiot place of business

Since it has no intrinsic value and has a price driven purely by FOMO, I would say invest with the assumption that there’s a decent chance it will go to $0 in the near future (but could also go a lot higher before that happens). Basically the highest amount you’d be comfortable with totally losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48921710)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Obsidian Vibrant Goyim

good post.

it's even worse, though

"Sep 3, 2024 · Bitcoin addresses with balances between 1,000 and 10,000 BTC hold the largest share, 24.17%, of the total BTC supply."

"Bitcoin Whales 2025: Who are the Biggest Players in …

Apr 1, 2023 · How much Bitcoin is owned by whales? Bitcoin whales hold over the half of total BTC supply. "

"As banks buy up bitcoins, who else are the 'Bitcoin whales'? - BBC

Mar 1, 2024 · 19 million have been created, but many are already accounted for and probably off the market. So what other organisations or individuals are Bitcoin whales, "

ponzi would be proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48921790)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling aquamarine heaven

This just means BTC price will continue to go up and up as supply reaches its max moran

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48921794)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Obsidian Vibrant Goyim

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48921796)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Slimy bawdyhouse

youre asking him to explain his thesis "price will go up because of vibes"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48922365)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling aquamarine heaven

Scientific rigor, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48922473)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: dark razzle old irish cottage parlor

hard r rigor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48923622)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: dark razzle old irish cottage parlor

100% Fat Nigger Token

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48923280)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 8:00 AM
Author: white judgmental menage

50% BTC (safest), 40% SOL (bit less safe, higher return), 10% SUI (even less safe, higher return)

Do not day trade, just sit on them.

Do not screw around with meme coins or anything with mc smaller than SUI

Do not hold the on exchanges, particularly not coinbase. Get them off exchanges pronto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48923301)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Copper casino sandwich

why go off exchanges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2#48928560)