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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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pearly parlour
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Arousing ultramarine private investor
  05/30/25
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Bateful duck-like parlor
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Milky sadistic foreskin bawdyhouse
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
electric violent international law enforcement agency
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
swashbuckling state circlehead
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Titillating fanboi brethren
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
swashbuckling state circlehead
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
mustard site
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Soul-stirring philosopher-king
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
seedy cowardly resort
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Emerald boyish generalized bond
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Razzle base
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Cocky Love Of Her Life Plaza
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Razzle base
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Vibrant hominid market
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
White diverse orchestra pit twinkling uncleanness
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: pearly parlour



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Arousing ultramarine private investor

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48972918)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Bateful duck-like parlor



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Milky sadistic foreskin bawdyhouse

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: electric violent international law enforcement agency

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: swashbuckling state circlehead

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Titillating fanboi brethren

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: swashbuckling state circlehead

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973228)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: mustard site

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Soul-stirring philosopher-king

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: seedy cowardly resort

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Emerald boyish generalized bond

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Razzle base

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Cocky Love Of Her Life Plaza

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Razzle base

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Vibrant hominid market

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: White diverse orchestra pit twinkling uncleanness

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973591)