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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
red police squad
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/25
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bossy internal respiration death wish
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Chest-beating Spectacular Potus
  08/02/25
rip
Razzmatazz lay
  08/02/25
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red police squad
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Multi-colored translucent station organic girlfriend
  08/01/25
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Swashbuckling submissive community account university
  08/01/25
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Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
self-absorbed galvanic stage
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
shivering stirring range
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
wine violent mexican legal warrant
  08/01/25
yes
shivering stirring range
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
shivering stirring range
  08/01/25
?
Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
wine violent mexican legal warrant
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Swashbuckling submissive community account university
  08/01/25
Sick
Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/25
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shivering stirring range
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
boyish dilemma mad cow disease
  08/02/25
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brass crackhouse
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
shivering stirring range
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Razzmatazz lay
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
boyish dilemma mad cow disease
  08/02/25
Hdy
Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
plum concupiscible theater stage
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
ivory cocky cumskin temple
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
180 Party Of The First Part Affirmative Action
  08/02/25
Titcr
costumed iridescent puppy coldplay fan
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
180 Party Of The First Part Affirmative Action
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Maniacal Aromatic Rehab Sex Offender
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
180 Party Of The First Part Affirmative Action
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
thriller underhanded parlor
  08/02/25
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adventurous boistinker locus
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Cerise impressive preventive strike
  08/02/25
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Pearl Address
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Angry heady cruise ship nibblets
  08/02/25
?
Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Aphrodisiac main people parlour
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: red police squad

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: bossy internal respiration death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Chest-beating Spectacular Potus

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Razzmatazz lay

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: red police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored translucent station organic girlfriend

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling submissive community account university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: self-absorbed galvanic stage

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: shivering stirring range

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: wine violent mexican legal warrant

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: shivering stirring range

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: shivering stirring range

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: wine violent mexican legal warrant

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling submissive community account university

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: shivering stirring range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: boyish dilemma mad cow disease

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: brass crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: shivering stirring range

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Razzmatazz lay

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: boyish dilemma mad cow disease

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: plum concupiscible theater stage

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: ivory cocky cumskin temple

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: 180 Party Of The First Part Affirmative Action

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: costumed iridescent puppy coldplay fan

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: 180 Party Of The First Part Affirmative Action

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Maniacal Aromatic Rehab Sex Offender

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: 180 Party Of The First Part Affirmative Action

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: thriller underhanded parlor

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: adventurous boistinker locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Cerise impressive preventive strike

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Pearl Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Angry heady cruise ship nibblets

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Mint supple state mad-dog skullcap

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac main people parlour

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151922)