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That drunk kid literally got eaten by a shark. Why do people think ocean is safe
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Date: June 1st, 2023 9:58 AM Author: poppy coiffed famous landscape painting meetinghouse Never go into any ocean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378639) |
Date: June 1st, 2023 10:04 AM Author: zippy swollen dog poop link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378665) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:13 AM Author: poppy coiffed famous landscape painting meetinghouse https://nypost.com/2023/05/31/missing-teen-jumped-off-ship-into-really-shark-infested-water-official/
Right at beginning of video u can see shark in corner coming towards him |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:20 AM Author: zippy swollen dog poop holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378725) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:21 AM Author: poppy coiffed famous landscape painting meetinghouse Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378732) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:39 AM Author: Excitant house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378785) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:26 AM Author: effete buck-toothed knife queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378932) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:06 PM Author: Insecure pontificating piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379249) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:06 PM Author: Insecure pontificating piazza comments are 180 on this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379251) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:11 PM Author: Exciting shitlib Wow. Fortuitous peak experience. Like being beaten to death with baseball bat on live TV. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379446) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:38 AM Author: twinkling set windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381683) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:40 AM Author: flushed becky public bath The guy yelling "bye bye!" at the end must feel shitty now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381922) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:52 AM Author: Ivory roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382482) |
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Date: December 7th, 2023 9:08 PM Author: titillating associate hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47145670) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:42 PM Author: chartreuse lodge “He’s an athlete … great smile, great head of hair,” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380354) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:25 AM Author: Crusty senate sharks arent out looking to eat humans. there are several occasions when something bad happens
- hungry shark mistakes you for food, bites you, is disgusted, and leaves. usually the bite is not fatal, but you need to stop the bleeding asap. maybe this kid just bled out
- shark feels shocked and threatened when you practically land on it or near its babies. maybe the kid's jump freaked out the shark. these are gtfo bites, not eating.
- a crazy shark attacks you aggressively, usually a bull shark or sometimes a great white. lone male psycho shark looking to kill you. extremely rare |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:26 AM Author: poppy coiffed famous landscape painting meetinghouse Well ur femoral artery being shredded for no reason after shark spits u out while ur 50 yards in the ocean doesn't really make a difference whether they eat you or not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378744) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:28 AM Author: Crusty senate cr.
possible, but i bet he just drowned. there being a shark nearby is like there being a dog nearby in a surveillance video. "oh that dog probably killed him". yeah maybe.... |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:30 AM Author: poppy coiffed famous landscape painting meetinghouse I think video sleuths on the internet see him actually getting dragged under. So shark probably attacked him and he didn't make it back up one way or another. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378759) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:36 AM Author: zippy swollen dog poop it's pretty likely he got attacked though. he was swimming toward the buoy and then turned right the fuck round and swam in the opposite direction, away from whatever that mass was that appeared on the left side of the video. shark probably bit on him once or a few times and left him. although those waters are full of tiger sharks and i think they will sometimes eat people.
shark attacks are pretty rare, but they do happen. not sure how else to explain why the guy tried to run away from the buoy then just disappeared. |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:39 AM Author: hairless tanning salon mood Pelagic shark attacks are also typically much more intentional than an exploratory/accidental littoral attack. The shark actually wants to eat you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378784) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:41 AM Author: Crusty senate youre prob right. I watched the video very skeptically. in the first second there is a wave lit by the boat lights, and i wondered if the "shark" wasnt the same thing. none of the dozen of people watching and filming say anything about "holy shit theres a shark". so Im not convinced.
it does look like a shark tho, and he does ditch the buoy |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 3:06 AM Author: flushed becky public bath That's a 2nd shark and there actually is some chick on the boat screaming about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381958) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:19 PM Author: unhinged kitchen keepsake machete lol sharks do not give a shit about their babies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379494) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:09 PM Author: impertinent frisky dilemma sounds like sharks and niggers have a lot in common (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380427) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:56 AM Author: black factory reset button telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382292) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:29 AM Author: contagious self-centered business firm The ocean is literally a vast chamber of horrors where eldritch alien Lovecraftian demons dwell waiting for the stars to be right again so they can lay waste to the cosmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378752) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:31 AM Author: poppy coiffed famous landscape painting meetinghouse Yes. That's in the OP
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:37 AM Author: Cracking persian preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378780) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:46 PM Author: black factory reset button telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379381) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:55 PM Author: house-broken swashbuckling principal's office poast/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380400) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:32 AM Author: hairless tanning salon mood Allure of the abyss, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378763) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:32 AM Author: puce whorehouse nibblets Peak experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378946) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 12:59 PM Author: hairraiser khaki depressive spot Wouldn’t people have heard him being eaten? Damn I wonder how quickly he realized he fucked up big time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379225) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:05 PM Author: poppy coiffed famous landscape painting meetinghouse shark devoured his lower body in one bite. instant blood pressure loss and death without making a sound. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379245) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:14 PM Author: tan angry dopamine You wouldn't at least scream? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379466) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 8:29 PM Author: Magical degenerate karate i believe its gasp, then sink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380615) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:37 PM Author: zippy swollen dog poop the second he saw that thing pop up in the water he probably realized he was in a pretty bad way. i bet that sobered him right up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379344) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:16 PM Author: nubile stage really tough guy U: shut-in poast on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379274) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:52 PM Author: curious school When I was in the aircraft carrier I had to go down to the cic to service video consoles for the radar.. CIC was the command intelligence center and they had a lot of glass boards and stuff around with stuff written on in Grease pen. One of the things written on the board was just note that said survival time in the water estimated to be like 2.5 minutes due to sharks LOL.. as for the video linked in the op I can't see s***. I'm going to go over to Twitter see if I can search for it |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:56 PM Author: heady ruby plaza community account Sad but he should not have jumped into shark infested waters at night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379410) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:03 PM Author: curious school Searched for Cameron Robbins on Twitter, there's a lot of videos have been filtered and slowed down and stuff, there's a lot of dissenting opinion and whether there's a shark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379421) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:09 PM Author: poppy coiffed famous landscape painting meetinghouse Idk I think it's clear in the video. Everyone is saying people would be yelling SHARK and would be some big struggle but very likely the camera caught it when people on the boat couldn't see at the time.
Pretty clear it was in calm waters right in the bay on booz cruise and he was swimming fine, no reason able bodied dude would go missing that quick unless something got him. |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:46 PM Author: chartreuse lodge cr these modern cell phone cameras are low light monsters that shoot at f1.4 or maybe lower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380367) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:14 PM Author: Sable range tcq people are insane even ITT. “very rare that shark maliciously and with deliberation actively attacks someone using teeth for murder usually just oops rips them to shreds”
you are NEVER safe once you step foot into the ocean. would rather waltz through lion country wearing antelope carcass clothing than swim at night near sharks |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:24 PM Author: sickened silver stain shitpits of the sea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379520) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 3:53 PM Author: Adventurous Psychic Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379825) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:19 AM Author: effete buck-toothed knife queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381896) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 3:50 PM Author: Cracking persian preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379817) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:52 PM Author: indigo haunting corner antidepressant drug Around sharks, never relarks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380384) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:55 PM Author: chartreuse lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380393) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:56 PM Author: house-broken swashbuckling principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380404) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:40 PM Author: Excitant house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380505) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 8:16 PM Author: Sable range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380579) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:38 AM Author: twinkling set windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381684) |
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Date: June 4th, 2023 1:55 AM Author: Doobsian Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46387937) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:03 PM Author: Vibrant immigrant potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397087) |
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Date: June 7th, 2023 7:38 PM Author: wine seedy den pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46400932) |
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Date: December 7th, 2023 9:02 PM Author: Multi-colored Menage Trump Supporter i think about this post often (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47145652) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:08 AM Author: garnet shaky institution titcr
i've had shark encounters (both in the bahamas), and it's absolutely terrifying to be there with them
one time i was riding a current and some bitch practically crawled over me and shoved me away from her and i realized she'd shoved me toward a shark so she could get away, i was like ten feet from this 6 foot long who knows what species, i almost shit my pants
another time i dove in about 20 feet above an intentional feed and watched a swarm of sharks make a mess of things, i noped right the fuck back in the boat |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 7:05 AM Author: vigorous burgundy space mother I don't think theres any force on earth scarier than being near sharks in a feeding frenzy, would literally rather be in a cat 5 hurricane eye wall or under a overpass in a tornado, they will bite each other they get so fucked up on killing once it starts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382118) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:50 AM Author: Geriatric irradiated ticket booth In the ocean, humans are basically like cows floating helplessly waiting for slaughter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382271) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:36 PM Author: nubile stage really tough guy Does anyone warn tourists not to swim at night away from the beach or is that supposed to be common sense? I don’t know anything about the Bahamas, would this guy have any idea that there might be hungry sharks in the water? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380337) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:52 PM Author: chartreuse lodge I've only done it when there were dolphins nearby. The downside to this approach is that dolphins often congregate around swarms of jellyfish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380380) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:39 PM Author: Greedy cream cuckold stuffwhitepeoplelike:
swimming, surfing, and other water-related activities http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4185699&mc=204&forum_id=2
(repost)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368013&forum_id=2#39390899) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:44 PM Author: maize property Your people die from fans lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380363) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:59 PM Author: chartreuse lodge https://www.boredpanda.com/last-generation-women-mermaids-sea-diving-mijoo-kim-korea/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380409) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:14 AM Author: garnet shaky institution fucking a haenyeo in her prime probably was a peak life experience, likely enthusiastic as hell, wild, and extremely confident at a time when women all over the world were ironically dead fish in bed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381588) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:40 PM Author: Bossy Church Building there are like 10 human deaths by sharks per year worldwide, yet like 100,000 or 1 million shark deaths by humans a year. our ability to judge risk is so skewed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380346) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:38 PM Author: poppy coiffed famous landscape painting meetinghouse Wont someone think of the sharks! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381195) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:01 PM Author: chartreuse lodge Bull shark:
https://twitter.com/DaEssence/status/1664311459818487808?t=FhWRWsnwv1juqQlB5Q4UCg&s=19
https://twitter.com/THERedRumMedia/status/1664269405881262080?t=UnhUrNzL5YDKV8Xe9ytKiQ&s=19 |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:48 PM Author: nubile stage really tough guy Is this real? Seems conclusive. The lady also shows how his right arm goes missing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381256) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:57 PM Author: chartreuse lodge I don't know why people are saying these attacks are that uncommon. Very few people end up swimming in shark infested waters like this. The sharks would have been startled by this huge living thing with limbs that's just splashing in the water. It's going to be warm and smell like meat. One shark sees another shark going for it and thinks "I better get me some too." It's instinctive. The dood probably was probably torn apart in seconds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381304) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:57 PM Author: poppy coiffed famous landscape painting meetinghouse None of its really conclusive because it's so dark but regardless he was probably eaten by shark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381305) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:01 PM Author: chartreuse lodge The water appears to change color around his white shoulder. If it's an artifact, it's one we don't see anywhere else in the image. It's also uniform and looks biased toward the red end of the spectrum. It looks almost like a perfect bayer array doing nearest neighbor interpolation and only the red pixels are detecting anything. You can see the green pixels getting triggered everywhere else
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:54 AM Author: Geriatric irradiated ticket booth That’s not a shark. The “nose” of the shark is exactly where his right foot was exiting the water a moment before. It’s jus true splash of his foot. You can see how the water splashed back down a moment after the “shark” appears. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382285) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:06 PM Author: mewling foreskin idea he suggested btw, have any Navy SEALs or Marines been eaten by sharks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380423) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:13 PM Author: chartreuse lodge https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-worst-shark-attack-in-history-25715092/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380438) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:17 PM Author: mewling foreskin idea he suggested terrifying and horrific (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380449) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:38 AM Author: effete buck-toothed knife queen of the night you’ve never seen Jaws? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381920) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:23 AM Author: curious school As I've said elsewhere the command intelligence center on board the aircraft carrier I was on had a warning on the board that survival time in the water was about 2 minutes due to sharks.. on board these aircraft carriers typically one or two people get knocked overboard every Cruise.. some of them die, I assume from sharks.. on these ships we throw the trash overboard including the food. So the sharks follow these big ships (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382229) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:12 PM Author: chartreuse lodge Looks like his right arm got taken off at the shoulder by one shark just as the other went for the legs.
https://twitter.com/DustyDeLuna/status/1663941114506756096?t=Jm18LrB5chxbs_B0gNyQjw&s=19 |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:21 PM Author: Spectacular painfully honest forum sweet tailpipe Lol at all the non-beachmo pussies freaking out about some random 1 in a million shark attack. Meanwhile 50,000 people die a year in car accidents and they drive 80 on the freeway while scarfing down McDonald’s and posting on Xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380459) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:45 PM Author: Green lascivious parlour True (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381462) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:38 AM Author: carmine electric shrine gaming laptop wow
Harsh but fair |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:14 AM Author: vigorous burgundy space mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382027) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:37 PM Author: Submissive Native What if this kid said something that made the shark feel disrespected? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380498) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:25 AM Author: curious school he called the shark nigga, and the shark justifiably killed him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382231) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:47 PM Author: Submissive Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383313) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 9:48 PM Author: chartreuse lodge Max IQ to jump off that boat like that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380942) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 9:53 PM Author: flushed becky public bath People take their kids to the Bahamas for graduating high school now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380967) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:33 PM Author: nubile stage really tough guy And let them take a booze cruise on an overcrowded boat through shark infested waters, apparently. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381159) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:38 PM Author: chartreuse lodge Looked like a ttt cruise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381190) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:47 PM Author: Green lascivious parlour This is probably a $50 four-hour all-you-can-drink booze cruise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381474) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:26 AM Author: garnet shaky institution also he was staying at Paradise Island Atlantis, which is not cheap. Like $900/night for two adults. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381621) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:17 PM Author: Green lascivious parlour I was night diving with nurse sharks last month. I wonder if that area was known for bulls and tigers. Most sharks are nbd. I’ve also dived with six foot Caribbean reef sharks and it was nbd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381391) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:50 PM Author: Soul-stirring chapel The chances this birdshit goes over and there is just some nigga shark named darnell there waiting to eat him wld be highly lolzy unusual shit but this birdshit voted for it so whatever, its way more likely the current was just too strong, he cldnt swim to the life preserver thing and then he drifted away and eventually ran out of energy and drowned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381487) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:57 PM Author: chartreuse lodge If currents pulled him under he would have floated back up at some point unless his corpse was devoured. Reports say the boat stayed out there for 2-3 hours looking for him. Aint no current that holds you underwater for 2-3 hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46384011) |
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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:55 PM Author: vigorous burgundy space mother 3 things i do no fuck with irl
-Lightning
-Bears
-Sharks
Fuck that shit |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:27 AM Author: abnormal theater stage boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382233) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:00 AM Author: Geriatric irradiated ticket booth (guy who turns into a pansy when there’s lightning) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382309) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2023 2:22 AM Author: vigorous burgundy space mother ive known a few people irl that got deleted from direct abd indirect lightning strikes in SE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46385257) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:01 AM Author: garnet shaky institution "He’s an athlete … great smile, great head of hair"
lol what's the school director's moniker |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:18 AM Author: Soul-stirring chapel AZNgirl checking out Handsome student w/great smile, great hair tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381597) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 5:00 AM Author: Wonderful Balding Deer Antler National it's a shame that the shark couldn't have gone after a more deserving baldmo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382040) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:40 AM Author: bonkers cordovan nursing home skinny woman CR too bad the shark didn’t kill a baldmo loser like you that no one would miss, but you’ve never seen the ocean and a shark would probably spit your diseased corpse out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382255) |
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Date: June 4th, 2023 12:57 AM Author: Spectacular painfully honest forum sweet tailpipe Varsity? He had all the makings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46387849) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:46 AM Author: Geriatric irradiated ticket booth My opinion is NOSHARK bite in that video. That is just his foot kicking up some water.
Also, why does he keep paddling along merrily as he is supposedly being bitten in half? |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:01 AM Author: comical confused feces LOL at people ITT. Has no one ever been scuba diving? Sharks DGAF about you, I’ve been around 50 at a time and they don’t bother you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382313) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:31 PM Author: nubile stage really tough guy How did the athletic, bushy-head-haired bro just get sucked under in placid water? Why did Bahama defense forces guy bother to note that the water there is “shark infested as fuck”. I can’t stop thinking about this kid. He still had 4 more years before he should have killled himself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383244) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:49 PM Author: Soul-stirring chapel he jumped into the open ocean, u have no idea how strong the current is pushign him away, he literally had maybe 60 seconds tops to get to the life preserver, i learned this with my failed sailboat, even if u are only going 3-4 knots u literally have seconds to swim back to the boat otherwise u will just get pushed into the ocean and eventually run out of energy and drown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383320) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 3:14 PM Author: nubile stage really tough guy Would you jump in to save him if you knew he was gay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383718) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:34 PM Author: nubile stage really tough guy Also now there is this which someone pointed out above: Experts have told Fox News Digital there is a vast array of marine life, including dolphins, tiger sharks and bull sharks in those waters that feed off the scraps from the boats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383258) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:38 PM Author: zippy swollen dog poop they typically don't but shark attacks DO happen and it looks pretty likely that one did here.
i dated this girl whose son dives with his dad every weekend pretty much and he was telling me that he doesn't get scared of sharks at all and they're always around in florida when he's out. but crazy shit happens. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:48 PM Author: chartreuse lodge It's quite different when you make a yuge splash like that and then paddle around on the surface like a retard. A scuba diver is going to look like just another big sea animal, but that flailing hunk of warm stinky meat is going to look like the opportunity of a lifetime. I wonder if alcohol would have made him smell more attractive. His breath and maybe his clothes/skin would have smelled like beer. His sweat may have smelled like Bacardi after days of partying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383979) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:03 AM Author: abnormal theater stage boistinker Apparently there has never been a shark death among Navy SEALs, who swim miles in the dark and around ships. Although a guy I know had a hairy situation once with his swim buddy where they kept getting bumped by something huge underwater in the middle of the ocean but couldn’t see it and it scared the shit out of them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382323) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:50 AM Author: Bateful Brindle Death Wish Location I've known a few combat divers, all of them say random wildlife encounters (typically at night and low vis) are the absolute worst part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382474) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:57 PM Author: abnormal theater stage boistinker i read a story about a dude at BUD/S who was swimming (no scuba) off the shore with a swim buddy and a sea lion literally pulled him under and dragged him to the bottom and started humping him. He and his swim buddy stabbed it several times and it swam away and he could finally come up for air - they say stabbing it didn't do much since it is all blubber. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383122) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:50 PM Author: Soul-stirring chapel im sure he did more cummin than just up for air (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383323) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:04 AM Author: floppy lemon juggernaut cumskin lmfao no way alcohol is to blame here, let's crucify the shark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382327) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:52 AM Author: Lavender aromatic indian lodge half-breed (BIGSHARK lobbyist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382479) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 11:43 AM Author: poppy coiffed famous landscape painting meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382853) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:16 PM Author: Excitant house imo we should be able to get drunk and jump into the ocean without worrying about dismemberment by sea creatures. we need to teach sharks not to maul - mauling is about power, not hunger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382960) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:38 PM Author: Hyperactive mischievous home blood rage Some youtube vlogger in the area just went to the exact place the kid went missing & threw a stray dog in the water and it was devoured in seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:39 PM Author: zippy swollen dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383273) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:51 PM Author: Soul-stirring chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383325) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:58 PM Author: Excitant house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383629) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 3:17 PM Author: Sable range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383725) |
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Date: June 4th, 2023 1:20 AM Author: Yellow trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46387884) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:06 PM Author: Vibrant immigrant potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397090) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:37 AM Author: boyish peach hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402593) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:54 PM Author: chartreuse lodge People who are saying that's his legs: I doubt you've done much swimming. There is no point at which your torso and arms should be in this position while your legs are kicking out of the water.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxjSc6RWwAEcgUu?format=jpg&name=large |
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Date: June 3rd, 2023 2:19 AM Author: flushed becky public bath Looks like 2 sharks eating his upper/lower extremities while he bleeds out. Are people actually seeing something different? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46385255) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:30 AM Author: Crusty senate That is water splash from a kick. You see it go up and down in the video below. However, the more I look at all the videos, the more it does look like the snakey thing is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394499) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:25 PM Author: chartreuse lodge There's no reason for him to even kick his legs out of the water. He is butterfly kicking the entire time, which would be appropriate under the circumstances. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396741) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:32 AM Author: nubile stage really tough guy Here is a new video that seems to include a more complete version of the first. It shows him punching at something near the shark-looking thing by the life ring. It seems like he is cocking his arm and punching hard with his right hand but in the encounter loses or injures his left hand/arm and awkwardly floats away unable to use his left arm, looks over his shoulder, and sinks/ is pulled down.
https://twitter.com/king_scarlett_/status/1664958609501847556?s=46&t=NOVXkXsmj4763I7zl1R3YQ
Rip bushy-haired Chad. I would trade places with you if could, preferably a few years before you were eaten but would happily accept a few seconds before for the hair and fortuitous peak experience |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 7:32 AM Author: zippy swollen dog poop Yeah that looks like a shark attack. The guy saying “bye bye!” makes me lol. “He’s gone bro!”
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Date: June 6th, 2023 7:38 AM Author: aphrodisiac brilliant address dragon “Accept it.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394426) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:42 AM Author: Chestnut pistol hissy fit He punches the shark with his right hand, then the camera pans away to the boat, and when it pans back, the shark has his left arm in its mouth and is dragging him away as he tries to slap/hit it with his right hand. He is moving way to fast in the water for just treading water. The shark is pulling him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394514) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 9:29 AM Author: nubile stage really tough guy You got, it bro. That’s why the presumably blonde girl screams “the current" as he is dragged away while the buoy stands still.
Not sure why the gay Cajun navy is still running interfere for the parents who don’t want the truth to come out.
Fox News digital reports the boat was anchored there for hours and there must have been quite a few sharks waiting for food waste/wasted "food’ to fall in. |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 10:16 AM Author: Spectacular painfully honest forum sweet tailpipe If a blonde bitch hysterically screamed something, it must be true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394756) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 11:52 AM Author: nubile stage really tough guy I wasn’t being sarcastic. The girl presumably didn’t see the shark and saw Cameron getting swiftly pulled away. Which supports pumos theory that he couldn’t move that fast on his own. Too bad all the retarded shark loving “experts” didn’t see this video first but it does once again expose what frauds “experts” are. Only a proud pet shark owner could deny this was a shark attack at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395104) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 11:25 AM Author: flushed becky public bath People are saying the guy yelling "bye!" is also the guy who dared Chad to jump, and also knew there were sharks milling around the water. Sounds like he wanted Chad to die and was giddy about the shark pulling him away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395010) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 11:40 AM Author: zippy swollen dog poop 180. i wonder if they ever sucked each others cocks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395071) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 10:22 PM Author: hairless tanning salon mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397587) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:05 PM Author: nubile stage really tough guy What’s his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395157) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:12 PM Author: poppy coiffed famous landscape painting meetinghouse Link to this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396684) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 11:56 AM Author: Magical degenerate karate you should write obits for money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395125) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:08 PM Author: Fishy pungent sex offender So parents let their 18 year olds go drinking and partying for days on a boat? LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395166) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:46 PM Author: heady ruby plaza community account what's wrong with that? 18 y/o is an adult (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396805) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:26 PM Author: Chestnut pistol hissy fit the assumption of the risk scholarly briefing that is going to come out of the resulting lawsuit is going to be a sweet treat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395250) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:50 PM Author: zippy swollen dog poop the drunk chad came to the nuisance! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395350) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:56 PM Author: chocolate yapping office https://nypost.com/2023/06/05/rescue-pros-explain-how-cameron-robbins-likely-vanished/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396830) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 7:05 PM Author: nubile stage really tough guy These are the same “pros” that said the family told them not to pursue shark theory and that their position is they don’t know what happened. The new video paints the full picture. The kids in a boxing match with god knows how many sharks
https://twitter.com/king_scarlett_/status/1664958609501847556?s=46&t=NOVXkXsmj4763I7zl1R3YQ |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:25 PM Author: chartreuse lodge Someone has to run shit like this to give the parents some hoap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397160) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 10:25 PM Author: hairless tanning salon mood rofl well okay if the “united cajun navy” says so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397599) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:01 PM Author: diverse theatre I just know that my beach in Miami doesn't have sharks. It is a relatively private area and no beachfront condo is under $1mln here. But I wouldn't go swimming in some random ocean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397086) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:33 PM Author: chocolate yapping office It's the same ocean, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397191) |
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Date: June 6th, 2023 10:22 PM Author: hairless tanning salon mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397591) |
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Date: June 7th, 2023 7:34 PM Author: diverse theatre Why would sharks go to my beach if they never went there before? They populate certain areas which excludes the high income areas of miami. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46400918) |
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Date: June 7th, 2023 7:36 PM Author: Magical degenerate karate Shark NIMBY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46400922) |
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Date: June 7th, 2023 8:01 PM Author: chocolate yapping office allergic to silicon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46401016) |
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Date: June 7th, 2023 11:34 PM Author: nubile stage really tough guy Some self proclaimed film analyst and shark expert cleaned up footage from the higher res video and you can see he is surrounded by sharks plus a big ass shark bites him and drags him under:
https://twitter.com/LeGentilDauphin/status/1665872529435553794?s=20
Another shark guy says he sees bull sharks because they give a glowing red eye effect and suggests he was punching the juvenile sharks when they did some innocent bumping to investigate him and mother bull shark got protective and chomped him in half. Maybe the old punch the shark in the nose eyes and gills trick needs to be updated |
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Date: June 7th, 2023 11:47 PM Author: chartreuse lodge The Size and shape are consistent with a bull shark, plus I think you're more likely to encounter them at the surface vs tiger sharks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46401770) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:59 AM Author: effete buck-toothed knife queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402080) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 8:17 AM Author: Crusty senate Deleted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402335) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:37 AM Author: chartreuse lodge Bullshit. That was a good video. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402597) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:12 PM Author: poppy coiffed famous landscape painting meetinghouse Not really. You couldn't even see anything. I expected to see actual shark outlines in his enhanced video but there wasn't shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403526) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:19 PM Author: chartreuse lodge There was plenty and it was a good effort overall. There are a million ways you can do this shit. It's the same thing they do when they show you Hubble and JWST images. They are cleaned up. There's an art to it, but if you do it right you are producing accurate results. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403550) |
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Date: June 20th, 2023 4:14 PM Author: Cracking persian preventive strike "glowing red eye effect"
lmfao the ocean is a clive barker hellscape |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:02 AM Author: Geriatric irradiated ticket booth https://www.unilad.com/news/cameron-robbins-shark-attack-theory-957700-20230603
"None of the experts consulted can definitely say what's in the video due to the quality and length of the video," Trascher told the outlet.
"The Robbins family has requested that we not entertain that theory any longer, so our official position is that we don't know what happened while Cam was in the water."
"The girls were in bikinis and bathing suits. The guys were giving them their shirts.
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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:36 AM Author: nubile stage really tough guy Yep the family, Bahamian tourist industry/government, and gay white knighting Cajun army really would prefer you not think about the dumb kid getting torn up on an otherwise perfect sunset cruise (now 50% off).
Incidentally, the video above has been taken down after complaints from the aforementioned parties |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:38 AM Author: Soul-stirring chapel yes its the Bahamas fault, not stupid birdshits for jumping into the middle of the ocean
even if there were sharks it has zero relevance for normal tourists who dont jump off cruise ships |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:06 PM Author: Magical degenerate karate the ocean is an attractive nuisance for 18 year old boy-men with good hair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403500) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:02 PM Author: nubile stage really tough guy In case anyone here leaves their house and is faced with this exact scenario:
it seems the best thing to do is stay vertical so you don’t look a seal, keep arms at side, legs together, ignore investigatory bumps by baby sharks, and try not to splash as you slowly make your way over to the life ring and then situate yourself vertically and hope someone can get to you before something bad happens
See: https://www.tiktok.com/@lsatready/video/7239887022540950830 |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:50 PM Author: Crusty senate Holy shot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405806) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:05 PM Author: dead internal respiration area lol at xo retards still talking about this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403494) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:22 PM Author: nubile stage really tough guy Amazing they there is still disagreement as to what happened among supposedly intelligent poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403561) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:34 PM Author: chartreuse lodge Shark biology is complicated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403651) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 6:43 PM Author: chocolate yapping office https://www.thedailybeast.com/tourists-watch-russian-man-get-devoured-by-shark-on-egypt-beach (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405093) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 6:57 PM Author: zippy swollen dog poop We can’t tell that that’s a shark. ShRks don’t care about people so I doubt that’s what it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405136) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:52 PM Author: Crusty senate Never watch this tape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405812) |
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Date: June 8th, 2023 10:08 PM Author: Chestnut pistol hissy fit No this is incorrect. Sharks don’t like to eat people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405845) |
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Date: June 20th, 2023 4:13 PM Author: Cracking persian preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46450433) |
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Date: June 24th, 2023 3:05 PM Author: stubborn organic girlfriend field Bump for billionaires. Could have dodged a bullet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46468193) |
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Date: December 5th, 2023 10:19 AM Author: Adventurous Psychic Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47135310) |
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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 PM Author: poppy coiffed famous landscape painting meetinghouse Happy Holidays! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47145497) |
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Date: December 7th, 2023 9:40 PM Author: floppy lemon juggernaut cumskin Fucking lol at blaming the ocean for this guy's alcohol use (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47145782) |