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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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cruel-hearted university roast beef
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
electric nighttime national hominid
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
talking toilet seat box office
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
frisky ceo
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
indecent electric furnace half-breed
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Fantasy-prone brindle stage
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Milky Gaming Laptop
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Appetizing Meetinghouse Depressive
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
soul-stirring nubile menage
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
cruel-hearted university roast beef
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Ocher Floppy Area
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
pungent aggressive gaping heaven
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Cracking sadistic brethren address
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
cruel-hearted university roast beef
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Burgundy Nowag
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
razzle-dazzle hairless striped hyena
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Lemon site ratface
  06/30/25
cr
cruel-hearted university roast beef
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Ocher Floppy Area
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
azure passionate hell skinny woman
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Burgundy Nowag
  06/30/25
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claret tanning salon
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Cracking sadistic brethren address
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Lemon site ratface
  06/30/25
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fluffy fiercely-loyal nursing home voyeur
  07/01/25
*bussy
fear-inspiring weed whacker locale
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Milky Gaming Laptop
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
motley soggy public bath factory reset button
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
greedy stirring tank
  06/30/25
fuck
Cracking sadistic brethren address
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
motley soggy public bath factory reset button
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
electric nighttime national hominid
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Cracking sadistic brethren address
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
azure passionate hell skinny woman
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
cruel-hearted university roast beef
  06/30/25
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dark beady-eyed native
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
black disrespectful sandwich scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
plum apoplectic queen of the night boiling water
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
purple son of senegal cuckold
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
cruel-hearted university roast beef
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
plum apoplectic queen of the night boiling water
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
claret tanning salon
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
plum apoplectic queen of the night boiling water
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
seedy bateful gas station
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
cruel-hearted university roast beef
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Bistre aphrodisiac bawdyhouse kitty cat
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
supple yarmulke coldplay fan
  06/30/25
tcr
claret tanning salon
  07/01/25
just jump
salmon windowlicker
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
cruel-hearted university roast beef
  06/30/25
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racy mewling hospital
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
chartreuse curious gay wizard internal respiration
  06/30/25
wow
cruel-hearted university roast beef
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Mint Vivacious Cumskin
  06/30/25
JFC man
cruel-hearted university roast beef
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
soul-stirring nubile menage
  06/30/25
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salmon windowlicker
  06/30/25
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Cracking sadistic brethren address
  06/30/25
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Burgundy Nowag
  06/30/25
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splenetic state
  06/30/25
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bonkers primrose gunner
  06/30/25
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Bistre aphrodisiac bawdyhouse kitty cat
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
supple yarmulke coldplay fan
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
black disrespectful sandwich scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
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vengeful razzmatazz location codepig
  07/01/25
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fluffy fiercely-loyal nursing home voyeur
  07/01/25
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multi-colored lodge
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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Glassy bossy theater
  07/01/25
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frisky ceo
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Fantasy-prone brindle stage
  06/30/25
bro
cruel-hearted university roast beef
  06/30/25
...
supple yarmulke coldplay fan
  06/30/25
lol
claret tanning salon
  07/01/25
...
Titillating magenta sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
arousing temple
  06/30/25
jfc
cruel-hearted university roast beef
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Ocher Floppy Area
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
splenetic state
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
bonkers primrose gunner
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
claret tanning salon
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
arousing temple
  07/01/25
...
purple son of senegal cuckold
  07/01/25
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bonkers primrose gunner
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Glassy bossy theater
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Hateful citrine school
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
azure passionate hell skinny woman
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
cruel-hearted university roast beef
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Cracking sadistic brethren address
  06/30/25
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cruel-hearted university roast beef
  07/01/25
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bearded mind-boggling volcanic crater personal credit line
  07/01/25
lol
claret tanning salon
  07/01/25
...
salmon windowlicker
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
french topaz brunch
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
henna regret
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Big-titted clown famous landscape painting
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Jade Dashing Trailer Park Cuck
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
impertinent den quadroon
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
bearded mind-boggling volcanic crater personal credit line
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Boyish Hilarious Corn Cake Fortuitous Meteor
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
cruel-hearted university roast beef
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
claret tanning salon
  07/01/25
...
cruel-hearted university roast beef
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
fluffy fiercely-loyal nursing home voyeur
  07/01/25
😟
fuchsia marketing idea hissy fit
  07/01/25
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cream stage
  07/01/25
holy shit
cruel-hearted university roast beef
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
bearded mind-boggling volcanic crater personal credit line
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
swashbuckling coiffed nibblets resort
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Glassy bossy theater
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Milky Gaming Laptop
  07/01/25
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cruel-hearted university roast beef
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Glassy bossy theater
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Glassy bossy theater
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
chartreuse curious gay wizard internal respiration
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Milky Gaming Laptop
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
cruel-hearted university roast beef
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
orange genital piercing
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
fluffy fiercely-loyal nursing home voyeur
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Insecure Sienna Market Newt
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
cruel-hearted university roast beef
  07/06/25
...
chartreuse curious gay wizard internal respiration
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Arrogant Nofapping Trump Supporter
  07/06/25
...
bonkers primrose gunner
  07/06/25
lol
claret tanning salon
  07/07/25
wow
cruel-hearted university roast beef
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: electric nighttime national hominid

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: talking toilet seat box office

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: frisky ceo

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: indecent electric furnace half-breed

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone brindle stage

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Milky Gaming Laptop

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Appetizing Meetinghouse Depressive

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring nubile menage

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Ocher Floppy Area

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: pungent aggressive gaping heaven

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Cracking sadistic brethren address

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Burgundy Nowag

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairless striped hyena

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Lemon site ratface

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Ocher Floppy Area

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: azure passionate hell skinny woman

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Burgundy Nowag

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: claret tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Cracking sadistic brethren address

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Lemon site ratface

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: fluffy fiercely-loyal nursing home voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: fear-inspiring weed whacker locale

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Milky Gaming Laptop

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: motley soggy public bath factory reset button

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: greedy stirring tank

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Cracking sadistic brethren address

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: motley soggy public bath factory reset button

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: electric nighttime national hominid

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Cracking sadistic brethren address

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: azure passionate hell skinny woman

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: dark beady-eyed native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: black disrespectful sandwich scourge upon the earth

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: plum apoplectic queen of the night boiling water

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: purple son of senegal cuckold

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: plum apoplectic queen of the night boiling water

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: claret tanning salon

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: plum apoplectic queen of the night boiling water

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: seedy bateful gas station

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Bistre aphrodisiac bawdyhouse kitty cat

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: supple yarmulke coldplay fan

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: claret tanning salon

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: salmon windowlicker

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: racy mewling hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: chartreuse curious gay wizard internal respiration

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Mint Vivacious Cumskin

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring nubile menage

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: salmon windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Cracking sadistic brethren address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Burgundy Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: splenetic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: bonkers primrose gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Bistre aphrodisiac bawdyhouse kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: supple yarmulke coldplay fan

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: black disrespectful sandwich scourge upon the earth

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: vengeful razzmatazz location codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: fluffy fiercely-loyal nursing home voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: multi-colored lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Hyperventilating frozen base antidepressant drug

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Glassy bossy theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: frisky ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone brindle stage

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: supple yarmulke coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: claret tanning salon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Titillating magenta sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: arousing temple

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Ocher Floppy Area

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: splenetic state

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: bonkers primrose gunner

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: claret tanning salon

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: arousing temple

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: purple son of senegal cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: bonkers primrose gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Glassy bossy theater

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Hateful citrine school

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: azure passionate hell skinny woman

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Cracking sadistic brethren address

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: bearded mind-boggling volcanic crater personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: claret tanning salon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: salmon windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: french topaz brunch

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: henna regret

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Big-titted clown famous landscape painting

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Jade Dashing Trailer Park Cuck

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: impertinent den quadroon

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: bearded mind-boggling volcanic crater personal credit line

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Boyish Hilarious Corn Cake Fortuitous Meteor

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: claret tanning salon

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: fluffy fiercely-loyal nursing home voyeur

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: fuchsia marketing idea hissy fit

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: cream stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: bearded mind-boggling volcanic crater personal credit line

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling coiffed nibblets resort

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Glassy bossy theater

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Milky Gaming Laptop

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Glassy bossy theater

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Glassy bossy theater

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: chartreuse curious gay wizard internal respiration

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Milky Gaming Laptop

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: orange genital piercing

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: fluffy fiercely-loyal nursing home voyeur

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Insecure Sienna Market Newt

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: chartreuse curious gay wizard internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Arrogant Nofapping Trump Supporter

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: bonkers primrose gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: claret tanning salon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: cruel-hearted university roast beef

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)