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a washing machine occasionally gets filled with white stuff
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intermittent, violent convulsions are normal for a washing m...
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lisa rowe doesn't reject pennies
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most washing machines can still function relatively well aft...
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I don't believe lisa rowe's father ever molested a washing m...
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how do you molest a washing machine? i might try later
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penis in the lint trap
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washing machine not dryer
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lisa rowe is used by xo women
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Top loading washing machines weigh about 120 lbs. to 140 lbs...
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Full disclosure: this is stolen from this old thread http...
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washing machine has a chance at making law review
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because washing machines exist irl and don't post on the int...
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one of them can still get wet even after decades of use
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one violently shakes when unbalanced and the other is a wash...
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when you move to a new apartment and don't need it around an...
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when a hispanic technician comes over to service your washin...
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when you pick up a lisa rowe in a laundromat at 3 a.m., you ...
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my pee doesnt burn soon after using my washing machine
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when your parents see your new washing machine, you don't ge...
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when i fill a washing machine with bleach, i'm not trying to...
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a washing machine looks good without clothes.
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How many times are we going to do this thread? It is disresp...
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im not embarrassed to introduce my washing machine to friend...
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when you laugh at a washing machine's joke, it's out of insa...
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only unused condoms get lost in a washing machine.
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After you dump a load in a washing machine it returns the sp...
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Washing machine won't take care of your load until you pay t...
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I washing machine has it's dirty trap cleaned once in a whil...
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People don't expect a washing machine to break down and stop...
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Niggers and turdskins don't use the washing machine that oft...
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lisa rose washes all the hate away unngh
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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: Motley cocky gay wizard nibblets



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: laughsome party of the first part tanning salon

a washing machine occasionally gets filled with white stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23857706)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:04 AM
Author: massive meetinghouse

filled by whites.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:06 AM
Author: Motley cocky gay wizard nibblets



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:06 AM
Author: Mahogany electric brethren queen of the night

After you put something inside of a washing machine, it comes out clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23857719)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:06 AM
Author: slap-happy police squad plaza

people dont have to be tricked into dumping their loads into a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23857722)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: hot aphrodisiac heaven



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:07 AM
Author: laughsome party of the first part tanning salon

a washing machine ingests a powdery crystal substance only once or twice a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23857727)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: ultramarine vibrant scourge upon the earth patrolman



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:36 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Flesh yarmulke mental disorder



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:19 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:30 AM
Author: Flickering church building coldplay fan



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: wonderful rigpig

One has a gaping, cavernous opening to drop your load into. The other is a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23857734)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: hot aphrodisiac heaven

Lulz

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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:38 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:17 AM
Author: Brilliant violent knife rigor

intermittent, violent convulsions are normal for a washing machine

EDIT: wait nevermind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23857753)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:21 AM
Author: Brilliant violent knife rigor

lisa rowe doesn't reject pennies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23857761)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:20 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:42 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: Brilliant violent knife rigor

most washing machines can still function relatively well after 10 years of heavy usage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23857770)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:28 AM
Author: Tan station

I don't believe lisa rowe's father ever molested a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23857775)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:28 AM
Author: violent startled locus

how do you molest a washing machine?

i might try later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23857778)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:30 AM
Author: Tan station

penis in the lint trap

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:37 AM
Author: violent startled locus

washing machine not dryer

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: Tan station

damn

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:28 AM
Author: Motley cocky gay wizard nibblets

lisa rowe is used by xo women

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Peach Blathering Hospital



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: Flesh yarmulke mental disorder



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:50 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:34 AM
Author: Brilliant violent knife rigor

washing machines don't accept loads through backside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23857789)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: hot aphrodisiac heaven



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: exciting personal credit line rehab

about 10 pounds

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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: Hairraiser indigo keepsake machete



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:40 AM
Author: Racy orchestra pit gunner

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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic slate jewess generalized bond



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:21 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:50 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:40 AM
Author: talking kitchen becky

Top loading washing machines weigh about 120 lbs. to 140 lbs.

Front loaders are around 200 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23861966)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: exciting personal credit line rehab

Full disclosure: this is stolen from this old thread

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23863121)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: exciting personal credit line rehab

washing machine has a chance at making law review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23857806)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:43 AM
Author: Arousing Bat-shit-crazy Jew Chapel

because washing machines exist irl and don't post on the internet, xo dorks don't dare talk shit about them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23857810)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:41 AM
Author: stubborn legal warrant

i had no idea this joke was so versatile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23857952)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic slate jewess generalized bond

washing machine spins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858008)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: white roommate lay

physical contact with a washing machine can actually give me an erection under certain circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858050)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling swollen wagecucks

great thread to wake up to

washing machines can be fixed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858053)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:34 PM
Author: Bonkers Domesticated Juggernaut

Washing machines have been satisfying lonely married women for many decades.

Lisa Rowe has been satisfying lonely married men for many decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858101)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: Flesh yarmulke mental disorder

you can find one on craigslist for $50 and the other is a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858117)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: clear faggotry national security agency



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:49 PM
Author: Arrogant Therapy Hissy Fit



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:31 AM
Author: Flickering church building coldplay fan



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Flesh yarmulke mental disorder

one of them can still get wet even after decades of use

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858123)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: Flesh yarmulke mental disorder

one violently shakes when unbalanced and the other is a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858127)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:42 PM
Author: Flesh yarmulke mental disorder

when you move to a new apartment and don't need it around anymore, a friend might actually accept your washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858141)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: Flesh yarmulke mental disorder

when a hispanic technician comes over to service your washing machine, you don't wind up with a lifetime of child support payments

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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling swollen wagecucks

when its not working, one gets picked up by garbage men and the other is a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858147)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:46 PM
Author: Flesh yarmulke mental disorder

alt: garbage men only pick up washing machines when they AREN'T working

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858159)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: ultramarine vibrant scourge upon the earth patrolman

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858758)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:46 PM
Author: Mahogany electric brethren queen of the night

lisarowe has no problem taking white and colored loads at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858158)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: Flesh yarmulke mental disorder

one is squat, heavy and boxy and the other is a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858165)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: Flesh yarmulke mental disorder

when you put money into a washing machine's slot, it doesn't tell you that it loves you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858168)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: cracking tripping candlestick maker twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858732)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Flesh yarmulke mental disorder

one typically doesn't accept credit cards and the other is lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858176)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:51 PM
Author: Flesh yarmulke mental disorder

when you pick up a lisa rowe in a laundromat at 3 a.m., you aren't stealing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858179)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:51 PM
Author: slap-happy police squad plaza

my pee doesnt burn soon after using my washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858182)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:52 PM
Author: Flesh yarmulke mental disorder

when your parents see your new washing machine, you don't get a call from them later about your life choices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858186)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: Flesh yarmulke mental disorder

when i fill a washing machine with bleach, i'm not trying to kill it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858210)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: Motley cocky gay wizard nibblets

a washing machine looks good without clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858434)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: Arrogant Therapy Hissy Fit

How many times are we going to do this thread? It is disrespectful to the original.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:37 AM
Author: talking kitchen becky

Which one is "the original"?

We were doing what-is-the-difference threads years ago.

Example:

"difference between MadCat's pussy and a 747 airplane?"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=697192&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23861936)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: Flesh yarmulke mental disorder

when you see a washing machine, you want to put clothes in it, not on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858456)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Flesh yarmulke mental disorder

when you put a washing machine in the laundry room, it will stay in there without locking the door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858526)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:06 PM
Author: Flesh yarmulke mental disorder

a washing machine understands if you want to keep it in the garage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858531)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:45 PM
Author: cracking tripping candlestick maker twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858736)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:08 PM
Author: Motley cocky gay wizard nibblets

im not embarrassed to introduce my washing machine to friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858538)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:12 PM
Author: Flesh yarmulke mental disorder

when you laugh at a washing machine's joke, it's out of insanity, not pity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858554)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:42 PM
Author: Motley cocky gay wizard nibblets

only unused condoms get lost in a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858724)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: Big Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858741)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: thirsty cyan pocket flask

After you dump a load in a washing machine it returns the spare change it finds in your pockets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858826)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: thirsty cyan pocket flask

A washing machine will still have a cycle after years of dumping dirty loads into it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858871)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:14 PM
Author: thirsty cyan pocket flask

If you pick up a washing machine from the back of a sketchy rent-a-center they'll eventually want it back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858879)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:18 PM
Author: ultramarine vibrant scourge upon the earth patrolman

Washing machine won't take care of your load until you pay the electric bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858895)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:20 PM
Author: thirsty cyan pocket flask

I washing machine has it's dirty trap cleaned once in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858898)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:22 PM
Author: thirsty cyan pocket flask

It's more uncommon to see a dirty, broken washing machine on the side of the street than LR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858913)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: thirsty cyan pocket flask

People don't expect a washing machine to break down and stop working right after you bring it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858920)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Magenta charismatic hall

BUT WHERE AM I GONNA GET THE 17 DOLLARS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858927)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: thirsty cyan pocket flask

Niggers and turdskins don't use the washing machine that often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23858962)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Flickering church building coldplay fan

One frequently goes on a spin cycle until it's completely out of steam and someone needs to come deal with it or else it will just sit there collecting mold, and the other one is a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23861890)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Contagious den

lisa rose washes all the hate away unngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23861899)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:41 AM
Author: histrionic church

one makes a lot of noise and cleans all my shit and the other is a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#23863076)



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Date: November 30th, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: trip deranged codepig skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#24539442)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Wild black woman stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#24727571)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:48 PM
Author: Diverse poppy market milk

a washing machine would never put a baby in lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#24727714)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: jet-lagged house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#29443709)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: jet-lagged house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#30045226)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:20 PM
Author: jet-lagged house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#40468298)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:26 PM
Author: underhanded idiot area

Who’s lisa rowe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#40468323)



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Date: June 22nd, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: jet-lagged house

"Author: guy who definitely knows things"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#40474556)



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Date: June 22nd, 2020 5:05 PM
Author: ungodly water buffalo

this chick only poasted here a couple times about 10 years ago, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#40474629)



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Date: June 22nd, 2020 5:38 PM
Author: Topaz trailer park old irish cottage

Lisa Rowe prefers being stirred, rather than shaken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338543&forum_id=2#40474794)