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"fuck me in the butt" --Emma Sulkowicz

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I posted this in the other thread but commend u bc this dese...
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So basically she became ashamed and lost her fucking mind?
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Shocking.
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Now posted on the walls of Auschwitz
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Emma Sulkowicz, an 18-year-old human-identifying persyn of a...
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180 i got hard to this. 4chan is genius sometimes
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"ist heer für die hang out"
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I really feel like this is Doug Stanhope's work.
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Poast of the century.
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first reply brother
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i didnt bcos i dont go there. still 180 for getting it over ...
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like half our memes are sourced from 4chan. hypergamy, chads...
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bump for Emma's graduation
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TBF it's pretty obvious she's saying the equivalent of "...
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Naw, I think she's requesting receptive anal intercourse.
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THAT DOESNT MEAN HE DIDNT STILL RAPE HER _VAGINALLY_
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LMAO, 180. Did it get any comments before the banhammer?
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180 email it to Allies for Sexual Assault Awareness and...
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r/feminism is oddly silent about this.
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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: Maroon chad sanctuary

https://kcjohnson.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/nungesser-complaint.pdf

paragraph 16

While they were still freshmen and before any physical relationship had begun, Emma Sulkowicz broached the topic of anal sex with Paul by private facehook messenger as follows:

Emma Sulkowicz: fuck me in the butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27757890)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Cyan ungodly step-uncle's house

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27757896)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Obsidian set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27757897)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 6:50 PM
Author: Judgmental parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#37724994)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: charismatic depressive jap

HE'S TRYING TO SMEAR MY REPUTATION!

(woman creating an international incident by falsely accusing someone of rape)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27757900)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: Brilliant codepig native

oh my god no way libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27757924)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: arousing snowy site generalized bond

I posted this in the other thread but commend u bc this deserves its own thread 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27757953)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Maroon chad sanctuary

ty

http://i.imgur.com/ImY0DdY.jpg

If any of you Columbia bros want to run off a few thousand handbills with that pic & start an "artistic movement"...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758047)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Cracking gaped space

So basically she became ashamed and lost her fucking mind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758107)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Bull headed hospital ladyboy

Shocking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758123)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: marvelous plaza

Now posted on the walls of Auschwitz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#36444663)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Adventurous friendly grandma

It still amazes me that the dood was able to get hard with this chick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758049)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: ocher laughsome gas station rigor

only from behind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758831)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Maroon chad sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758890)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: galvanic crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27762582)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: Maroon chad sanctuary

Emma Sulkowicz, an 18-year-old human-identifying persyn of ambiguous race, gender, and sexual orientation, had bravely decided to pursue her education as a doctoral candidate in quantum fluid mechanics despite generations of systemic oppression by the patriarchal white male capitalist supremacist society.

She studies 19 hours a day while working 3 jobs to support herself because of the exploitative university framework that allows straight white males to attend college for free

Emma's continued progress despite all of the obstacles placed in her way by the fiendish administration (run exclusively by old white men) catches the attention of Paul 'Cunt Crusher of Cologne' Nungesser, renowned Germanic neo-Nazi and top agent of the Kyriarchy, who had been assigned to Columbia University straight from Germany to ensure that no brave strong competent progressive world citizens could dispel the carefully-maintained illusion of white male supremacy.

Right before Emma's final exams, Paul 'Womb Wrecker of Westphalia' Nungesser batters down the door of her dorm room, the wood splintering under the assault of his 7 foot, 400 pound frame of pure Aryan rape muscles.

Terrified, Emma stammers out, "who are youyouyouyouyou?", her eyes glued open by this perfectly-developed result of 10,000 years of female-oppressing evolution standing before her the arrogant übermensch barks out laughter, the glint of misogynistic sadism shining visibly in his cruel, penetrating blue eyes, and replies in his thick nazi accent that he "ist heer für die hang out", his hands moving to unfasten his gleaming eagle swastika belt buckle.

Despite her encyclopedic knowledge of feminist theory, Emma finds her body betraying her; seduced by his shining platinum-blond hair and chiseled arrogant countenance, her eyes move unwilling downwards as he prepares to institutionalize his misogyny inside of her vulnerable yielding form.

the high-ranking SS officer hangs out his biological rape weapon over 18 inches in length and thicker around than a coke can, with fist-sized grenades of weaponized male privilege dangling ominously inside his patriarchy pouch.

Emma tries to resist, but she is caught in the same paralyzing magnetic field of sexual desire that has kept womyn of all colors subservient to the white male kyriarchy since time immemorial. Emma's body betrays her as Paul 'Hymen Hammerer of Hamburg' Nungesser stalks towards her, polished jackboots clacking harshly on the cold tile floor, his meaty oppresschlong already slick and glistening with the tears of the 517 WOCs he had violated before breakfast.

Her quivering womanhood, confused and reacting unconsciously to generations of societal indoctrination falsely claiming that PIV intercourse isn't rape, begins to soak her panties with pre-rape juice, preparing her for this thunderous Teutonic invader intent on wrecking her even harder than her father's native Poland three generations ago

his rough hands seize her hips, and tears flow freely from Emma's diverse brown eyes as Paul 'Slut Slammer of Stuttgart' Nungesser flips her effortlessly over onto her stomach, shredding the underclothes from her body like Adolf Hitler shredded the Treaty of Versailles.

An extremely-problematic sensation of arousal vibrates through Emma's slim, nubile form, the dusky-skinned womyn shuddering beneath this blond brute as she feels his massive patriarcock, now as rigid and firm as the strict gender norms imposed by white male supremacist America, pulsing with wicked sexual intent against the tantalizing tanned curve of her tightly-clenched tuckus as he presses his turgid dongminator against the delicate petals of her defenseless feminine flower, it's the searing heat that finally awakens the strong independent womyn that resides within all survivors of the patriarchy that empowers her to cry out, "we n-need to have a c-chill sesh, maybe during the..."

The heartless future camp commandant, enraged by this small but infinitely significant act of heroic defiance in the face of his overpowering intersectional privilege, decides not to ravish her quivering ciswoman genitalia and impregnate her with a future beneficiary of societal privilege, instead aiming his malevolent man-ram at the tight virginal pucker hidden between her satiny-soft cheeks.

Without any warning or preparation, Paul 'Booty Batterer of Berlin' Nungesser bashes his bulbous biospear against her bared butthole in a brutal blitzkrieg unseen since the Battle of the Bulge. Emma screeches as her sphincter is smashed to smithereens by the Sturmbannführer's swollen staff of sexual enslavement, her slender shape shuddering with spasms of servile sensual submission, screaming, "...SUMMMMERRRR!!!

He hammers her hole for 40 straight hours, reaming her abused ass without mercy as Emma's body tries to cope with the trauma of her total violation by falsely interpreting the experience as enjoyable, cranking out orgasm after orgasm as she surrenders herself to his Aryan aggression.

After what seems like an eternity, Paul 'Ferocious Fuckmachine of Frankfurt' Nungesser reaches rapegasm, flooding Emma's bulldozed bowels with 15 gallons of his steaming-hot subjugation sauce, he leaves her there, broken and barely-conscious, his privilege pudding leaking out of her and leaving a permanent stain on her mattress in a startlingly-accurate reproduction of seven and a half pages of Mein Kampf.

As he prepares to leave, Paul 'Muff Mauler of Munich' Nungesser warns Emma to keep silent like the good Republican bitch he had just made of her, mocking the brave survivor of his brutal sexual assault by asking a "lying gook buttslut" [sic] like her if she understood that her purpose in life was to serve as "the White Man's cumdumpster"

completely overwhelmed and exhausted by her trauma, the courageous victim of the patriarchy whispered in a soft, shuddering voice...

"lol yusss"

thankfully, due to the efforts of our progressive and visionary leader President Barack Hussein Obama in establishing and funding the Intercollegiate Service for Institutionalized Sexism (ISIS), Emma Sulkowicz's ordeal was discovered by ISIS Field Director Judith S. Rosenblatt, who assisted Emma in recalling the details of her sexual trauma 12 months after it had happened.

Ms. Rosenblatt also advised her to take up her mattress as a sign of public protest against the ubiquitous rape culture on American campuses, where women are statistically more likely to be raped than they would be in a lawless Central African war zone which has been wracked by unceasing political violence and suffering from a complete collapse of governmental authority for the past 20 years in response to the recent article published by the Daily Beast expressing skepticism about Ms. Sulkowicz's allegations, Ms. Rosenblatt reportedly exclaimed, "Oy vey, the boyim know! Never forget the one in four!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758061)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: blathering slimy goyim

180 i got hard to this. 4chan is genius sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758125)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: curious property coldplay fan

"ist heer für die hang out"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758168)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Indigo Skinny Woman Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758188)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: 180 boltzmann office

HIGHLY underrated. The Germanic / Nazi references in this are fantastic. Startlingly arousing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758207)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: Gold menage

M-M-M-MAAAASTERWORRRRRRKKKKKKKKKK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758216)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Dull Market Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758280)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: grizzly hilarious location



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Dull Market Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758443)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 4:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac scarlet corn cake

A bit long but the references are brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758642)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: Vermilion people who are hurt lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27762116)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: Dull Market Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27762131)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 2:33 AM
Author: iridescent crusty den prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27762143)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: flushed alcoholic son of senegal theater

I guarantee it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27762170)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 2:49 AM
Author: blue naked masturbator piazza



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Date: May 10th, 2015 6:02 AM
Author: Dull Market Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27859124)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 9:19 AM
Author: Vermilion people who are hurt lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27859281)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: odious bearded liquid oxygen kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27859287)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 9:58 AM
Author: wonderful spruce love of her life mad cow disease



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Date: May 10th, 2015 10:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling bespoke place of business

I really feel like this is Doug Stanhope's work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27859378)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: effete burgundy spot

Poast of the century.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27859379)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 8:51 PM
Author: Dull Market Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27870301)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 8:53 PM
Author: thriller cocky sneaky criminal

You guys all know this is 4chan, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27870320)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 8:54 PM
Author: blathering slimy goyim

first reply brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27870326)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 8:54 PM
Author: Dull Market Volcanic Crater

i didnt bcos i dont go there. still 180 for getting it over here for the XO bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27870334)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 8:55 PM
Author: blathering slimy goyim

like half our memes are sourced from 4chan. hypergamy, chads, DINDU NUFFIN, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27870349)



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Date: May 19th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Dull Market Volcanic Crater

bump for Emma's graduation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27921614)



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Author: Navy shrine sex offender



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Date: May 19th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: greedy razzle-dazzle box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27921665)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:05 AM
Author: comical fiercely-loyal keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#36442811)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:54 AM
Author: Brass Rambunctious Public Bath Potus

best repost in bort history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#36442848)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: comical fiercely-loyal keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#36444458)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: Cerebral School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#36444477)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: vigorous purple locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#36444502)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Obsidian set

As he prepares to leave, Paul 'Muff Mauler of Munich' Nungesser warns Emma to keep silent like the good Republican bitch he had just made of her, mocking the brave survivor of his brutal sexual assault by asking a "lying gook buttslut" [sic] like her if she understood that her purpose in life was to serve as "the White Man's cumdumpster"

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#36446072)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: vivacious meetinghouse mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#36451283)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: buff demanding trust fund area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#40585068)



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Date: October 12th, 2020 10:51 PM
Author: comical fiercely-loyal keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#41100401)



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Date: October 12th, 2020 11:06 PM
Author: fantasy-prone goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#41100482)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:47 PM
Author: lascivious dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#47204010)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#49356906)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Unholy lavender affirmative action mother

what what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758081)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Maroon chad sanctuary

"While they were still freshmen and before any physical relationship had begun, Emma broached the topic of anal sex with Paul by private facehook messenger as follows: Emma: fuck me in the butt" https://kcjohnson.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/nungesser-complaint.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758103)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: Sable Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758109)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Maroon chad sanctuary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758130)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: High-end Beady-eyed Weed Whacker

This woman is crazy and deserves everything that's coming to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758085)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Cracking gaped space

http://dailycaller.com/2015/04/24/the-text-of-the-mattress-girl-lawsuit-will-shock-you/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758133)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Maroon chad sanctuary

shocked, SHOCKED that an attention whore would turn out to be a whore, simpliciter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758265)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: thriller cocky sneaky criminal

Guest • a day ago

From the FB posts, I'm surprised the mattress wasn't tied to her back...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758329)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Maroon chad sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758366)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 5:05 PM
Author: marvelous plaza

Scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758845)



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Date: October 12th, 2020 10:55 PM
Author: dead giraffe church

lol @ the author a certain "Blake Neff"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#41100421)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: frog and toad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#49357074)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Indigo Skinny Woman Stage

Scholars: Would this constitute "affirmative consent" in CA or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758184)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Stimulating Doctorate

whenw ill the media tide turn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758197)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Indigo Skinny Woman Stage

It already has. Even mainline libs don't believe it. Only the SJWs are holding out for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758212)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: pea-brained stead pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758208)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Maroon chad sanctuary

report back with pics, oc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758285)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: godawful slap-happy international law enforcement agency

TBF it's pretty obvious she's saying the equivalent of "oh, god damnit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758231)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Cracking gaped space

Naw, I think she's requesting receptive anal intercourse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758234)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Maroon chad sanctuary

THAT DOESNT MEAN HE DIDNT STILL RAPE HER _VAGINALLY_

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758326)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Sable Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758331)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Amber flatulent base

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758403)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: thriller cocky sneaky criminal

Mattress Girl = XO poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758335)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: godawful slap-happy international law enforcement agency

where do you think XO got it from? IRL, homie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758349)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: Vermilion people who are hurt lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758324)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Disturbing Territorial Regret Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758373)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: Cracking gaped space

Posted this thread title and the dailycaller link to /r/twoxchromosomes. I am now banned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758419)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: thriller cocky sneaky criminal

LMAO, 180. Did it get any comments before the banhammer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758426)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:49 PM
Author: Maroon chad sanctuary

180 email it to

Allies for Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention.

"FuckMeInTheButt" Anna Ho MBA 2016

AHo16@gsb.columbia.edu

"FuckMeInTheButt" Stephanie Schreiber MBA 2016

SSchreiber16@gsb.columbia.edu

"FuckMeInTheButt" Melissa Szobota

mmb2228@columbia.edu

"FuckMeInTheButt" Zoe Yang MBA 2016

ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu

"FuckMeInTheButt" Marci Zimmerman

maz2116@columbia.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758432)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Amber flatulent base

Just visited that subreddit. LJL at this post:

http://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/33ttxg/this_has_to_be_wrong/

Yesterday, well 1:30 am this morning my two cousins and I (female) were talking and as you would expect it led to the discussion of sex. My cousins who are older than me(19,20) had some very interesting views on sex. 1.) I will not enjoy sex the first time, I try to tell them that you can, if you know what you want and tell him and your wet enough you might actually enjoy it. they said it was a lie. 2.) it will take 5 times, FIVE before you ever enjoy sex as a woman, I told them it wasn't true it didn't take up to 5, and if it did people would not do it as much as they do, they said I was lying. 3.) You have to have a near orgasm before you can get pregnant successfully, and having a far one will most likely ruin your chances (she was taught this in school), am guessing she means sex drive?, or during ovulation, but she knows ovulation so I don't think that's what she means. 4.) every guy's penis is practically the size of his elbow to his fingers, I tried to explain that this wasn't true, not every guy is that big, in fact most are less, most are like 6", they started laughing, apparently anything less than that is inadequate, this had better be a joke, I can barely get my finger in me without cringing and stopping,how the hell is something as big and long as my arm supposed to get in there. so I asked her what if he isn't that big, she said she will drive him out. 5.) if you don't exercise when your pregnant, your child will be really big and you won't be able to push the kid out of you, I don't want kids, this one barely does anything for me, but I don't feel its right. 6.) I have been told to stop using tampons because it will disvirgin me, I don't have a hymen, I don't think I was born with one, trust me I have checked, so according to my cousins my hubby's going to divorce me. I don't know what to think, this is what others believe and its freaking me out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758440)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Cracking gaped space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758448)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Flirting Coral National Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758902)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Indigo Skinny Woman Stage

r/feminism is oddly silent about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758610)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: Amber flatulent base

this shit is WILD. Makes me want to swear off women for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758420)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: vibrant tantric garrison therapy

Fuck my ass Paul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758557)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: cruel-hearted excitant university puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758863)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: cruel-hearted excitant university puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27758887)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: passionate church building dysfunction

she's clearly fucking nuts but this is a retarded thing to latch onto. "Fuck me in the butt"? She probably meant it but a text stated like this is definitely not a statement of consent. It's not sexy at all for one thing. If a girl texted me with this using butt instead of ass I'd never think she was seriously requesting it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27762587)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 9:36 AM
Author: Canary Knife Whorehouse

Her claim was that she'd never had anal sex and that he did it without her consent. That she consented to vaginal sex but not anal. He contends that she said she'd done it twice before and was on board with doing it with him. Her text gives more weight to what he said happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27859301)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 7:29 AM
Author: heady pisswyrm

I hope she gets PWNED as fuck, dumb cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27762607)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 6:13 AM
Author: wild exhilarant point

you;re mentally ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27859126)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: contagious house

not sure if this was supposed to be ironic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#27859303)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: Crimson motley locale

How could you even get that upset about a guy you allowed to penetrate your genitals jamming it into the butthole.

I mean obviously it's not polite but why would it break your brain so much to have it jammed in your shitpipe rather than your babyhole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#36444483)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Brass Rambunctious Public Bath Potus

because women (unless they're Catholic) think they're more 'pure' if they've never been fucked in the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#36446046)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 6:43 PM
Author: startling primrose lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#37724951)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Stubborn Cruise Ship Jew

She didn't look that bad in the porns that she released

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#37725005)



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Date: October 12th, 2020 10:52 PM
Author: drab station multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#41100404)



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Date: January 18th, 2023 12:20 PM
Author: Sapphire electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#45806155)



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Date: January 18th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Turquoise Psychic

Sulkowicz is the child of Sandra Leong and Kerry Sulkowicz, both psychiatrists from Manhattan, and is of Chinese, Japanese, and Jewish descent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#45806238)



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 9:39 PM
Author: Rebellious floppy gay wizard field

Still funny



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#46085942)



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 9:41 PM
Author: Sapphire electric furnace

“f–k me in the butt,” Sulkowicz allegedly wrote.

“eehm, maybe not?” Nungesser replied.

https://nypost.com/2015/04/24/accused-columbia-rapist-sues-school-for-bias-toward-alleged-victim/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#46085953)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#49356890)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:41 PM
Author: Cracking gaped space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#47203976)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: coiffed circlehead sweet tailpipe

never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#47203979)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Navy shrine sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#48092034)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#49356859)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................


Anal sex as foreplay to vaginal sex- always the smart move to keep those vaginal bacteria levels where they need to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#49357101)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2#49357127)