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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Milky up-to-no-good jew
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Fluffy psychic juggernaut
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Walnut university
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
out-of-control jap
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
cruel-hearted stead mental disorder
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Bateful casino goal in life
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Razzle-dazzle pozpig
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
razzle honey-headed church round eye
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Disrespectful cuckold jewess
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Milky up-to-no-good jew
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
titillating cerise point elastic band
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
pea-brained piazza rigpig
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
pink azn genital piercing
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Milky up-to-no-good jew
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
deranged reading party
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Fantasy-prone Gold Dysfunction
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Maize electric furnace
  06/30/25
cr
Milky up-to-no-good jew
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
titillating cerise point elastic band
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
pale cuckoldry
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
deranged reading party
  06/30/25
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Chrome Knife
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
pink azn genital piercing
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Maize electric furnace
  06/30/25
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infuriating ceo
  07/01/25
*bussy
Cream dog poop nursing home
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Razzle-dazzle pozpig
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
coiffed silver area son of senegal
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
emerald hominid
  06/30/25
fuck
pink azn genital piercing
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
coiffed silver area son of senegal
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Fluffy psychic juggernaut
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
pink azn genital piercing
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
pale cuckoldry
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Milky up-to-no-good jew
  06/30/25
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very tactful cracking den brethren
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
abusive gunner police squad
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
self-absorbed sadistic heaven
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Fragrant mint cumskin
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Milky up-to-no-good jew
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
self-absorbed sadistic heaven
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Chrome Knife
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
self-absorbed sadistic heaven
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
irate thriller internal respiration deer antler
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Milky up-to-no-good jew
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Curious bistre orchestra pit
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Soggy Doobsian Chapel Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
tcr
Chrome Knife
  07/01/25
just jump
tan space
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Milky up-to-no-good jew
  06/30/25
...
carnelian indian lodge turdskin
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
snowy plaza mood
  06/30/25
wow
Milky up-to-no-good jew
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
beady-eyed prole skinny woman
  06/30/25
JFC man
Milky up-to-no-good jew
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Disrespectful cuckold jewess
  06/30/25
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tan space
  06/30/25
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pink azn genital piercing
  06/30/25
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deranged reading party
  06/30/25
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Mentally impaired office pocket flask
  06/30/25
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sienna circlehead
  06/30/25
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Curious bistre orchestra pit
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Soggy Doobsian Chapel Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
abusive gunner police squad
  06/30/25
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Sapphire forum
  07/01/25
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infuriating ceo
  07/01/25
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Hot hyperventilating hell
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Arousing athletic conference
  07/01/25
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Embarrassed to the bone stag film
  07/01/25
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out-of-control jap
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Bateful casino goal in life
  06/30/25
bro
Milky up-to-no-good jew
  06/30/25
...
Soggy Doobsian Chapel Dingle Berry
  06/30/25
lol
Chrome Knife
  07/01/25
...
big cordovan sneaky criminal garrison
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
dashing shrine
  06/30/25
jfc
Milky up-to-no-good jew
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
titillating cerise point elastic band
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Mentally impaired office pocket flask
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
sienna circlehead
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Chrome Knife
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
dashing shrine
  07/01/25
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Fragrant mint cumskin
  07/01/25
...
sienna circlehead
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Embarrassed to the bone stag film
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Insecure pearly pistol
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
pale cuckoldry
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Milky up-to-no-good jew
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
pink azn genital piercing
  06/30/25
...
Milky up-to-no-good jew
  07/01/25
...
high-end flushed boistinker center
  07/01/25
lol
Chrome Knife
  07/01/25
...
tan space
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
henna bipolar theatre hissy fit
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Translucent Floppy Boiling Water
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
useless boyish dragon
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
adventurous ivory digit ratio love of her life
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
vivacious white corn cake
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
high-end flushed boistinker center
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
wonderful opaque personal credit line
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Milky up-to-no-good jew
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Chrome Knife
  07/01/25
...
Milky up-to-no-good jew
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
infuriating ceo
  07/01/25
😟
Swashbuckling home
  07/01/25
...
talented rigor roommate
  07/01/25
holy shit
Milky up-to-no-good jew
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
high-end flushed boistinker center
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
autistic locus codepig
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Embarrassed to the bone stag film
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Razzle-dazzle pozpig
  07/01/25
...
Milky up-to-no-good jew
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Embarrassed to the bone stag film
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Embarrassed to the bone stag film
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
snowy plaza mood
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Razzle-dazzle pozpig
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Milky up-to-no-good jew
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
stubborn sooty clown roast beef
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
infuriating ceo
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Mildly Autistic Kink-friendly Background Story
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Milky up-to-no-good jew
  07/06/25
...
snowy plaza mood
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Awkward Chestnut Legal Warrant Field
  07/06/25
...
sienna circlehead
  07/06/25
lol
Chrome Knife
  07/07/25
wow
Milky up-to-no-good jew
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Fluffy psychic juggernaut

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Walnut university

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: out-of-control jap

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stead mental disorder

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Bateful casino goal in life

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pozpig

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: razzle honey-headed church round eye

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Disrespectful cuckold jewess

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: titillating cerise point elastic band

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: pea-brained piazza rigpig

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: pink azn genital piercing

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: deranged reading party

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Gold Dysfunction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Maize electric furnace

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: titillating cerise point elastic band

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: pale cuckoldry

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: deranged reading party

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Chrome Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: pink azn genital piercing

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Maize electric furnace

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: infuriating ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Cream dog poop nursing home

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pozpig

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: coiffed silver area son of senegal

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: emerald hominid

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: pink azn genital piercing

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: coiffed silver area son of senegal

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Fluffy psychic juggernaut

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: pink azn genital piercing

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: pale cuckoldry

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: very tactful cracking den brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: abusive gunner police squad

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: self-absorbed sadistic heaven

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Fragrant mint cumskin

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: self-absorbed sadistic heaven

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Chrome Knife

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: self-absorbed sadistic heaven

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: irate thriller internal respiration deer antler

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Curious bistre orchestra pit

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Soggy Doobsian Chapel Dingle Berry

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Chrome Knife

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: tan space

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: carnelian indian lodge turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: snowy plaza mood

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed prole skinny woman

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Disrespectful cuckold jewess

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: tan space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: pink azn genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: deranged reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Mentally impaired office pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: sienna circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Curious bistre orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Soggy Doobsian Chapel Dingle Berry

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: abusive gunner police squad

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Sapphire forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: infuriating ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Hot hyperventilating hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Arousing athletic conference

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: out-of-control jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Bateful casino goal in life

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Soggy Doobsian Chapel Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Chrome Knife

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: big cordovan sneaky criminal garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: dashing shrine

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: titillating cerise point elastic band

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Mentally impaired office pocket flask

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: sienna circlehead

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Chrome Knife

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: dashing shrine

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Fragrant mint cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: sienna circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone stag film

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Insecure pearly pistol

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: pale cuckoldry

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: pink azn genital piercing

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: high-end flushed boistinker center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Chrome Knife

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: tan space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: henna bipolar theatre hissy fit

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Translucent Floppy Boiling Water

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: useless boyish dragon

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: adventurous ivory digit ratio love of her life

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: vivacious white corn cake

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: high-end flushed boistinker center

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: wonderful opaque personal credit line

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Chrome Knife

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: infuriating ceo

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Swashbuckling home

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: talented rigor roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: high-end flushed boistinker center

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: autistic locus codepig

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone stag film

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pozpig

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone stag film

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone stag film

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: snowy plaza mood

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pozpig

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: stubborn sooty clown roast beef

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: infuriating ceo

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Kink-friendly Background Story

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: snowy plaza mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Awkward Chestnut Legal Warrant Field

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: sienna circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Chrome Knife

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Milky up-to-no-good jew

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)