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Really sad. My wife is out of town with girls dance and I'm home alone with boys

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought ...
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/10/24
Ur gonna lose it all, man.
Electric stag film
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big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
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Living the dream
180 rehab mood
  05/10/24
What the hell is wrong with you
cracking pistol
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Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is ha...
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/10/24
The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the...
Seedy Titillating Digit Ratio
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Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch in...
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crystalline excitant fat ankles useless brakes
  05/11/24
I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I c...
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/10/24
Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us
Fishy puppy base
  05/10/24
I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack ...
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/10/24
Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros
Fishy puppy base
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Exhilarant crimson school cafeteria prole
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I really miss her
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/10/24
(goy dbg)
Splenetic Fragrant Cuck Depressive
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bitch boi existence.
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Splenetic Fragrant Cuck Depressive
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rare cr bitchboi
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You're a fat pig
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/11/24
This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan ...
deranged hairy legs weed whacker
  05/12/24
I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back wa...
Demanding Coldplay Fan Cuckoldry
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You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity w...
Onyx Multi-colored Native Messiness
  05/10/24
Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions...
Overrated aqua resort
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Splenetic Fragrant Cuck Depressive
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By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be &quo...
Onyx Multi-colored Native Messiness
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I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't ...
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/10/24
180
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big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
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Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul...
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big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
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I have so many of these
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I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on...
Onyx Multi-colored Native Messiness
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Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out w...
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/11/24
I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movi...
cracking pistol
  05/11/24
180
vigorous regret ape
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how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?
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Exhilarant crimson school cafeteria prole
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Splenetic Fragrant Cuck Depressive
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You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get dru...
chrome vivacious lay halford
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It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I ...
big fanboi
  05/11/24
how old are your boys?
Magical razzle parlour
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puce autistic headpube
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10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2...
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
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seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bri...
Magical razzle parlour
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They've seen it 20+ times. I slept. Just went for a run ...
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/11/24
👍👍👍
Magical razzle parlour
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vigorous regret ape
  05/11/24
2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?
Comical buck-toothed trust fund stain
  05/11/24
Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/11/24
why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have th...
Comical buck-toothed trust fund stain
  05/11/24
I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My...
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
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3 thoughts: I don’t have sex with my wife or ever tal...
Glittery Karate
  05/11/24
This is unfathomable to me.
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/11/24
I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?
yapping iridescent hospital
  05/11/24
I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weig...
Glittery Karate
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Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You...
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vigorous regret ape
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Just go throw them some pitches At least you still have t...
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Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well...
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/11/24
This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read
Rebellious green shitlib
  05/11/24
So don't.
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
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Rebellious green shitlib
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Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope yo...
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/11/24
Wtf you are replying to a blank post
Rebellious green shitlib
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I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And ...
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/11/24
Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating...
Rebellious green shitlib
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You're a weirdo
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Awkward bawdyhouse
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Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was h...
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
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I want to beat this fucker so bad.
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
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lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough t...
lascivious dragon french chef
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I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't ...
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
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She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And ...
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Rebellious green shitlib
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Ebony Tank Tanning Salon
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This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him
Rebellious green shitlib
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brother I know this may shock you but women often do not mak...
Comical buck-toothed trust fund stain
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vigorous regret ape
  05/11/24
She fucked him and chugged the jizz.
Electric stag film
  05/11/24
You clearly don't know me.
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/12/24
Hmmm
Ebony Tank Tanning Salon
  05/12/24
Why would that made you angry?
cracking pistol
  05/11/24
"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such ...
Awkward bawdyhouse
  05/11/24
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bateful haunted graveyard
  05/11/24
Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life jus...
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/12/24
are u a woman?
Splenetic Fragrant Cuck Depressive
  05/11/24
Yes.
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/12/24
180
vigorous regret ape
  05/12/24
sodomize his wife on camera
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I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I wo...
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/12/24
why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particu...
Balding philosopher-king
  05/12/24
No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She...
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/12/24
your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occas...
Balding philosopher-king
  05/12/24
Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance...
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vigorous regret ape
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Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call ...
Poppy Preventive Strike
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big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/12/24
I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.
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vigorous regret ape
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Balding philosopher-king
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fag
Splenetic Fragrant Cuck Depressive
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Ur a fag
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fag
big-titted beady-eyed kitchen
  05/12/24
faggot, homo, loser, bitch
Splenetic Fragrant Cuck Depressive
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Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bump...
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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought some wine and tried to watch princess bride with my two boys. They weren't having it. I might jerk off later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652328)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Electric stag film

Ur gonna lose it all, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652330)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652335)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: 180 rehab mood

Living the dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652329)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: cracking pistol

What the hell is wrong with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652331)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is having a bonfire. I thought about going over there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652334)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:41 PM
Author: Seedy Titillating Digit Ratio

The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the princess bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652338)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch inappropriate movies. I tried Terminator 2 last time and he bailed. Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652343)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: crystalline excitant fat ankles useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652687)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I can wait until 10:00ish and she'll do a sex chat with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652355)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Fishy puppy base

Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652566)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack the fuck out of me for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652571)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:34 PM
Author: Fishy puppy base

Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652581)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant crimson school cafeteria prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652623)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

I really miss her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652562)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Splenetic Fragrant Cuck Depressive

(goy dbg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652568)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Soggy Sapphire Patrolman Gas Station

bitch boi existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652584)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:37 PM
Author: Splenetic Fragrant Cuck Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652589)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:46 AM
Author: chrome vivacious lay halford

rare cr bitchboi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652725)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

You're a fat pig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653088)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:54 AM
Author: deranged hairy legs weed whacker

This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan and supporter. The archetypal bitchboi experience is inceldom and constantly aching for the touch of a human female that will never be felt by bitchboi skin. The only married option is dead bedroom marriage with a wife that’s fucking the neighbor, the gardener and her trainer. There is no “I compulsively fuck my wife” version of bitchboidom, let alone a wife with an ass like the OP’s wife’s ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655052)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: Demanding Coldplay Fan Cuckoldry

I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back was a huge mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652587)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Onyx Multi-colored Native Messiness

You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity who is in a lifelong relationship of genuine love in the way that they teach you what "love" is like when you're a little kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652593)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Overrated aqua resort

Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions to his character outside of being whipped by his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652595)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Splenetic Fragrant Cuck Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652604)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Onyx Multi-colored Native Messiness

By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be "codependence"

I've met codependent couples who aren't actually in love with each other and they are way different from how gibberish describes his relationship with his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652609)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't know how else to classify it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652619)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant crimson school cafeteria prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652629)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: vigorous regret ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652640)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:00 AM
Author: Onyx Multi-colored Native Messiness

Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul mate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652633)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652643)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652673)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

I have so many of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652685)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652699)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Onyx Multi-colored Native Messiness

I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on here, you're a good dude and I don't want some psycho to out you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653164)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out who I am with 5 mins of investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653237)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: cracking pistol

I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movie now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653556)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: vigorous regret ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653612)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant crimson school cafeteria prole

how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652621)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652634)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant crimson school cafeteria prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652667)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Splenetic Fragrant Cuck Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652636)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: chrome vivacious lay halford

You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get drunk and flirt while they play killer queen or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652726)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: big fanboi

It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I read about your love for your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652727)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:02 AM
Author: Magical razzle parlour

how old are your boys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652790)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:03 AM
Author: puce autistic headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652795)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2 hours to the ballfield. We're playing the best team in the state. I suspect we'll get creamed. My oldest was sick all night throwing up. My oldest daughter kept calling me because she's worried I won't make it to the games. That's ridiculous. I'm a huge fuck up but I get up in the morning and start the day right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652941)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:54 AM
Author: Magical razzle parlour

seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bride..

I’m guessing you pulled an all nighter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652946)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:59 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

They've seen it 20+ times.

I slept. Just went for a run and left the boys home alone. I did long enough to break a sweat. I love that spring smell in the morning. Not going to drink today. It's boring if my wife isn't with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652954)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: Magical razzle parlour

👍👍👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652955)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: vigorous regret ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Comical buck-toothed trust fund stain

2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653241)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653243)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Comical buck-toothed trust fund stain

why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have them play regular little league instead of all this nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653251)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My son is a total dick and will throw his hat when kids botch a play. We're working on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653262)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:09 AM
Author: Glittery Karate

3 thoughts:

I don’t have sex with my wife or ever talk to her about sex.

My wife is taking my kids to my mother’s house this weekend so I don’t have to go.

It takes me a solid week of being away before I start to miss my family.

Bonus thought—calls home are dumb and a waste of time. I don’t think I called home once from Ireland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652797)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

This is unfathomable to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652942)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: yapping iridescent hospital

I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653041)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Glittery Karate

I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weight so that doesn’t seem to be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653048)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You must have sex sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653085)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: provocative nudist space reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653086)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: vigorous regret ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653615)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Ebony Tank Tanning Salon

Just go throw them some pitches

At least you still have the boys. I hate it when they all leave. I don't get how the xo incels do it. I would go completely deranged, like even moreso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653104)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well. He puked all night and he's not one to get sick so it must be bad.

Two things keep me on the right path, my wife and going to work. My oldest daughter is getting close to my wife. She hates me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653111)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: Rebellious green shitlib

This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653112)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

So don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653118)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Rebellious green shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653122)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope you have a good day, sincerely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653126)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: Rebellious green shitlib

Wtf you are replying to a blank post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653135)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And I reply to blank posts all the time btw.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653137)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: Rebellious green shitlib

Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653187)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

You're a weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653234)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: Awkward bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654512)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was hitting on her all night. She's freaked out. Wants me to drive her home. I can't and they're hours away. Fucker is a highschool teacher. I've tried to chat with him and he never says a word to me. He was probably waiting for me to leave. So fucking pissed right now. His wife is like a little mouse. Makes sense. I wanted to call him but my wife was insistent. I'm old and don't care about offending people. I will say something to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653232)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

I want to beat this fucker so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653245)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:42 AM
Author: lascivious dragon french chef

lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough that other dudes are interested in her. It’s normal for dudes to flirt with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653271)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't like her crying on the phone at 7:00 in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653279)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Fishy puppy base

She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And his dick is bigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653549)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Awkward bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654151)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: drunken flatulent volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654171)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Rebellious green shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654873)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:44 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't fuck down. Don't be ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654936)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: Floppy cowardly codepig azn

Dear poaster,

Congratulations! Your poast has been selected for inclusion in "Now that's what I call XO 2024 Edition."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655159)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Ebony Tank Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655883)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: Rebellious green shitlib

This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653574)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Comical buck-toothed trust fund stain

brother I know this may shock you but women often do not make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653599)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: vigorous regret ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653608)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Electric stag film

She fucked him and chugged the jizz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654581)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

You clearly don't know me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654953)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Ebony Tank Tanning Salon

Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655884)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: cracking pistol

Why would that made you angry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653561)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Awkward bawdyhouse

"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such a classic BPD tell. Congrats on wifing a whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654155)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: bateful haunted graveyard

:|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654587)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life just decided to fuck some fat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654937)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Splenetic Fragrant Cuck Depressive

are u a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654582)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654938)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: vigorous regret ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655035)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: very tactful den friendly grandma

sodomize his wife on camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654910)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I won't say anything mean about her because she's always very nice to me. Honestly, I suspect the guy hits her. I just get that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654939)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Balding philosopher-king

why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particular does? hate to pile on, but are you secretly worried he fucked your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654969)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She called me crying. I don't like that. My wife hates men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654979)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: Balding philosopher-king

your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occasionally. she doesn't always call you crying (i presume). so why does this guy bother her so much, unless she feels bad because she had a 'tee hee i was sooooo stressed by the trip and whooooops i almost fucked him i feel so baaaaad nooooow' moment she isn't being completely forthcoming about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654989)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:39 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance is a safe girl space and she doesn't like some creep moving in on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654998)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:21 AM
Author: vigorous regret ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655033)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: Poppy Preventive Strike

Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call you "gibberish."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655909)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obviously. I'm a retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654952)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: vigorous regret ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655034)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: Balding philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655089)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Splenetic Fragrant Cuck Depressive

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655731)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: sadistic misunderstood deer antler piazza

Ur a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655811)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: big-titted beady-eyed kitchen

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656712)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: Splenetic Fragrant Cuck Depressive

faggot, homo, loser, bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656716)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: unholy hilarious ticket booth

Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bumps and instead I got this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655163)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: provocative nudist space reading party

xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655669)