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JUST GOT REJECTED ON SEEKING FUCKING ARRANGEMENT
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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:43 AM Author: unhinged orchid new version Hello Brothers,
It is I, the seeking arrangement poster...
Had first date with the hot redhead xo loves, pics here:
She utterly rejected me which I was shockingly ok with and more thought was humorous lol. To be fair, she was hot and I would have loved to fuck her.
She shows up in a beat up nissan altima with a bumper sticker that says "If you hit me, you better kill me" lol because she's that nuts.
We get tacos, she doesn't drink (she's ca sober). We're like shooting the shit but convo wasn't really flowing the most naturally, i was basically maintaining while she shoveled tacos down her throat and talked about her non verbal extremely high needs autistic 6 yr old son. It honestly sounded horrible lol.
But overall she was a super nice girl so whatevs, we ate our food and i live upstairs, we go upstairs to my place, smoke a joint and things are at the point where if something's gonna happen it's gonna happen and at that point there hadn't really been any positive movement in my direction. no light touches, she seemed slightly checked out.
So we go inside and finally she's like hey so i gotta be honest, im in a relationship and we're on a break so i jumped back on here and ur the first person i've seen since (right...) and I realized i still have feelings and just feel weird about this so i dont think i can sleep with you, but totally down to keep hanging out!"
I was like "yeah no worries, that's all good and i appreciate the honesty. I have zero desire to sleep with someone who's not into me... i mean it's just bad sex lol."
Then she's like "omg i know and thanks so much for understanding, i think you're super cool and im kinda bummed cause i think normally i'd be totally into it."
I go "yeah no prob, i appreciate that and I'm good, and i have plenty of women who want to sleep with me so it's honestly no big deal and i would way rather you tell me."
She hung out for maybe 15 more mins before she went and mercifully left.
LJL bros... During that time and the time we smoked the joint i learned that at 27 she has 1) a non verbal high needs autistic 6 yr old son, 2) she is diagnosed bipolar and on strong meds to manage, and 3) she lives a life of chronic pain. She apparently has some super insane "benign" tumor that is pressing on her spinal cord and associated nerves causing chronic and life altering pain which she manages by being high as shit 24/7 and it's inoperable as she'd likely be paralyzed. Literally unbelievable. By the end I was ready for her to leave just so i didn't have to here more depressing shit. I was basically damn that sucks, im really sorry to hear that, i wish there was something i could do.
So yes I paid for sex with a whore and got rejected. Please ruthlessly mock me. Oh to be fair I DID NOT pay her as services WERE NOT provided. I gave her 40 dollars for gas and paid for her tacos, which all cost less than 2 cocktails at a fancy cocktail bar.
All in all I was happy it happened. I've fucked so many of these whores that it was a nice change of pace to get rejected again. And now I'm comfortable enough with who i am, etc to not make it question my humanity.
If I had to do it over, maybe i talked to much cause i was filling the convo? But I kinda am who I am and if they aren't into it, that's cool too, I have plenty of chicks who are down to fuck and everyone i do fuck with the exception of like 1 (no sexual compatibility), wants to keep fucking.
All in all a positive outcome and a good dose of humility lol. Looking forward to the chick tmw. Pics here:
The hipster chick is lined up for weds of next week.
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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: Trip keepsake machete She was the only one that I thought looked worthwhile. But man, fuck that ho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862279) |
Date: April 19th, 2025 12:48 AM Author: translucent electric furnace bbw you realize you are just spending extra money to be less neurotic about trying to fuck girls right? You could, with any game at all, easily fuck these chicks if you're willing to spend a few hundred dollars on a date or pick them up in a nice car or do anything, but instead you just want to fuck broken women, who are admittedly better in bed, but still you should feel deep, deep shame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862131) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: unhinged orchid new version Brother, i know it was sad which is why i was happy i didn't fuck her. Most of these whores are not this damaged and are just teehee extra spending money! type chicks.
Although I'm not sure we can also put tons of faith in anything these chicks tell you. It was clear she would have been happy to come around my place and use my amenities or i could continue to pay her for companionship but not fuck her, neither of which i have any interest in.
I'm also on the apps and am lining things up on there, it's just more work and more bullshit and the whores i can line up 7, for 7 nights in a row while i get to work on the apps.
And if i get one or two who i enjoy hanging out with and fucking, for a few hundred dollars than all the better.
If it makes you feel better, i gave her enough gas money to fill her entire tank up for the 14 mile drive. |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:08 AM Author: translucent electric furnace bbw no man it is still as sad as you thought, you basically broke a whore who was trying to go through with it but couldn't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862169) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:20 AM Author: unhinged orchid new version ljl yes i broke her... not all the other conditions she has.
Sometimes ppl aren't sexually attracted to other ppl. I'm cool with that, i do fine with chicks on both apps and SA, SA is just less effort and the money is nominal. |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:20 AM Author: translucent electric furnace bbw yes, that is what is sad about it, the nominal bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862186) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:16 AM Author: Frisky Sanctuary Organic Girlfriend she literally just wanted to eat tacos and fuck and forget about her life for 2 hours and OP wouldn't just SHUT HIS FUCKING MOUTH and let it happen. He had to drag her miserable tale of woe out of her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862252) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:17 AM Author: zippy opaque hairy legs "So, tell me. Does your autistic son... Does he cry out in agony? Does he have night terrors?"
*nom nom nom*
"xopoa can you just shut the fuck up and let me enjoy this high?" |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: buff titillating university ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862747) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: magenta thriller half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862749) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 5:31 PM Author: Cobalt territorial gas station idiot You should have asked if he likes trains. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48868075) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:49 AM Author: Pearly rehab kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862413) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:00 AM Author: autistic public bath filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862233) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:21 AM Author: seedy sweet tailpipe trust fund The money is so they leave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862496) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:49 AM Author: Curious peach national yarmulke she shoveled tacos down her throat and talked about her non verbal extremely high needs autistic 6 yr old son.
This is v sad |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 1:43 AM Author: stirring plaza tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48863981) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:51 AM Author: motley lavender potus sounds like you fumbled an easy "haha, idk" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862138) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: abnormal headpube windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862140) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:08 AM Author: Heady Khaki Piazza It’s crazy to me that you are like half dating these whores. You even sit there and listen to some boner killing sad shit? That’s stuff you have to do when actually dating someone, not when you are paying a whore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862168) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:19 AM Author: unhinged orchid new version brother it was 10 mins of this, did you want me to be like ok get the fuck out i dont need to hear this shit?
Also, I prefer to have my boner killed if im not gonna be fucking her...
I am not half dating these whores, we went to dinner and came to my apt where she decided she didn't want to fuck me... Which im ok with... I'm confused |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:20 AM Author: translucent electric furnace bbw that's just a bad date and you were going to pay her to fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862185) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:35 AM Author: abnormal headpube windowlicker he's not paying them to fuck, he's paying them to leave (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862209) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Slippery self-absorbed selfie stage OP doesn't seem to understand this imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862477) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:49 AM Author: Pearly rehab kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862414) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:50 AM Author: Pearly rehab kitty That's why SA seems like the worst of both worlds to me.
Either just go pay a professional whore and fuck and be done with it, or date normal women. |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: buff titillating university ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862748) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:47 AM Author: Bateful crystalline principal's office sandwich This is the best content on xo these days. Keep it up brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862223) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:50 AM Author: zippy opaque hairy legs Twist: she is going to call you in about a week and say "so me and that other guy ended up not working out and I REALLY need the money..."
Then you are going to have to choose whether fucking her is worth having to listen to her sob story again.
Sincerely, The XO Official Writing Team |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:51 AM Author: unhinged orchid new version This is very accurate but I will pass. I really do feel strongly about not wanting to fuck ppl who don’t want to fuck me. And yes this chick is chock full of issues and I don’t need that shit in my life lol.
So I’m gonna be glad this one didn’t work out.
Tmw just sent me this:
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: fragrant pungent hall SF 5.5 LA 4.25 |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:57 AM Author: soul-stirring awkward house toaster Nothing to be said here except 80% of what she told you is a lie or ridiculous exaggeration. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862229) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:02 AM Author: zippy opaque hairy legs Cr. "I have back pain so I must get high constantly. I'm on a website for whores but I decided I don't want to whore, just get free tacos and weed. Anyways, gotta go!"
She sucks and OP is wise to stay away but I hope she becomes a recurring character just because this saga needs better plot development. |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:16 AM Author: motley lavender potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862253) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:04 AM Author: Comical mahogany church inoperable benign spine tumor tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862236) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:11 AM Author: zippy opaque hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862247) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:15 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone personal credit line that counts! that counts! (nyuug) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862293) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: sticky scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862536) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 2:09 PM Author: silver regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862976) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 10:22 PM Author: mustard macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48863763) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 4:32 AM Author: motley lavender potus what was his name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862315) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 10:22 PM Author: adventurous erotic whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48863766) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 7:41 AM Author: Concupiscible Police Squad Senate she is incredibly uninteresting but has roped u in with lowgrade bpd bullshit
not even that hot either I liked the others more. shameful that u are even thinking about this bitch |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: coral painfully honest athletic conference dilemma Let’s work on getting her son a moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862435) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: white dragon twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48864746) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:09 AM Author: Slippery self-absorbed selfie stage maybe the gayest thread so far this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862468) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:13 AM Author: autistic public bath filthpig for a guy who pretends to be some cold hooker slayer, OP cares a LOT about what these hookers think of him and how they treat him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862479) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:16 AM Author: Slippery self-absorbed selfie stage He's all like, "so i should just tell her to leave? That's, like, so mean!!!" and then she just leaves anyway. Fucking ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862487) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: magenta thriller half-breed he's poasting this thread to poast an L so people stop thinking he's some "some cold hooker slayer", whatever that is.
people here will find fault with anyone poasting IRL that's not sad and lonely online. . |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 4:51 PM Author: Slippery self-absorbed selfie stage I know, it's gay as fuck, and you're even gayer for explaining it like your clever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48863275) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:41 PM Author: glittery duck-like bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48863591) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:37 PM Author: excitant forum haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48867846) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: Hairraiser flushed trailer park roommate so u paid her even tho she changed her mind about sex? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862483) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: unhinged orchid new version Where did I pay her? I think I gave her 40 dollars for gas? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862542) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Hairraiser flushed trailer park roommate ah OK. she should really pay u for wasting ur time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862592) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 10:50 AM Author: Galvanic garrison And you are inches away from getting trapped/stalked/accused of something by this kind of chick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862609) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:36 PM Author: Concupiscible Police Squad Senate mfcr and this nigga already has a 180 life that I would suck a line of cocks to have. imagine his ski pad rotting away as he rolls around in the mud defending accusations from one of these insane dumpster whores who are one car accident away from poasting on backpage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48863586) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 11:00 AM Author: ruddy chest-beating den halford brother if you haven't learned this lesson yet, then let me tell you: meeting women to have sex for money puts you in contact with an insane, desperate demographic. ofc the degree will vary. many of them will present OK. idk what to tell you other than, be careful. you are letting someone into your world and they're letting you into theirs. it's difficult to have totally emotionless and risk-free sex imo. and so yeah, you're going to come into contact with some fucked up shit doing this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862623) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 12:51 PM Author: walnut medicated tanning salon All these LA women are going to be even more mentally ill than the Mormon ones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862819) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:10 PM Author: clear cumskin and here's why that's a good thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862847) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:32 PM Author: ruddy chest-beating den halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862861) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:33 PM Author: fragrant pungent hall What do you mean “going to be”? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48862864) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:40 PM Author: unhinged orchid new version It's seeming that way brother. The chick from tonight just cancelled last min because she got called into work (she's a waitress of course).
trying to move one from thurs next week into her place. |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:41 PM Author: glittery duck-like bawdyhouse The downside of hotter chicks is that they're waaaay flakier because they can be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48863592) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 10:19 PM Author: Haunting Heaven Ape Hot LA chicks will have many more options, yes. I’d guess a lot of these women like the idea of whoring themselves out in theory but she probably caught post nut clarity after she rubbed one out to it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48863757) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 3:15 PM Author: seedy sweet tailpipe trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48863085) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: avocado field Op can u link to the hot redhead? Imgur links just showing me mid girl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48863309) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:20 PM Author: Cracking Angry Party Of The First Part Lettuce Stop jestermaxxing for whores you subhuman faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48863672) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: Concupiscible Police Squad Senate this guy is doing the hetero equivalent of steamworks bugchasing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48863684) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 7:23 AM Author: autistic public bath filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48864120) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 5:38 AM Author: avocado field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48869886) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 1:22 AM Author: Floppy brindle lay mediation You paid a hooker for sex and she still refused. How creepy arr you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48863968) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 3:15 PM Author: unhinged orchid new version didn't pay her my brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48864719) |
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Date: April 20th, 2025 3:35 PM Author: shimmering menage becky wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48864749) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 12:36 AM Author: unhinged orchid new version Well brothers we’re back.
Had a happy hr (4pm date) with a girl literally 5 mins away. Pics below:
I showed up and she was hotter in person than her photos which never happens. Last time was og girl in Utah. And she looked at me and immediately was like “you look great!”. So that was nice it was a confidence boost from the start.
We got food, she immediately ordered oysters and are shooting the shit and it was flowing super well. She had big tits but I couldn’t tell if she was bigger than her photos yet cause she had a black dress on. Turns out she’s brand new to the area and was previously in OC (so doobs can narrow down his coordinates). She’s educated (has a college degree) and does not have any kids or a chronic inoperable tumor on her back so all that was good.
She’s not drinking, but all good, we have two beers (na for her), she’s from the east coast new to the area etc. she tells me during she’s having fun so we leave after two drinks go to my place and basically are making out once through the door.
Fucked her for two hrs but couldn’t cum cause I had multiple beers before I met her but throughout she was begging me to cum inside her. Felt bad I couldn’t perform but not really. She fucked me with no condom and was demanding I nut inside her.
While fucking we made plans for tmw, including her saying she wants to fuck every night. We actually can’t do tmw or Tues due to me having plans with others but we’re on for weds.
While I was fucking her she also told me she wanted me to tie her up and use her asshole for my cum.
I might be in love
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Date: April 21st, 2025 1:07 AM Author: unhinged orchid new version Oh and yes brothers before u say it, yes I fucked a woman for money and am not seeking congrats.
Just trying to post some content for my married bros. |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 1:13 AM Author: Comical mahogany church ty for ur service. i think you're being unfairly maligned itt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48865760) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 2:39 PM Author: unhinged orchid new version Thanks bro, yeah just trying to post honest recaps and basement virgin poasters either tell me "super cool bro you paid for sex congrats," or "holy shit you must be the most disgusting sick fuck ever if a literal whore rejected you".
I don't really take any of it to heart as i've been doing decently well on the regular apps, but the content from SA is more fun then me covering actual dating apps. |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 11:44 AM Author: walnut medicated tanning salon Do you even try to use a condom or just go in raw no questions? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48866805) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 12:10 PM Author: unhinged orchid new version Always raw no questions unless they insist on condom in which i throw one on no problem. But the chick last night was clearly white (italian), educated, could hold a convo so def fucked her with no condom and will continue to do so.
I don't really sleep with black women, particularly on SA as I don't trust it, and I'm dramatically cutting back on sleeping with mystery meat now that i have white women lined up (which are my preference).
The chick last night and the next 3 are all white women. The girl who cancelled on Sat, rescheduled with me for today at 5, the girl from last night wants to see me asap but i have shit planned with different chicks through weds. I think once that is done i'll cull the herd down to 2 similar to what i did in the mountains and just have 2 ongoing. |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:13 PM Author: fragrant pungent hall I thought you did post one blck girl w crazy tatts that you fucked, or was that someone else (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48867760) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:57 PM Author: unhinged orchid new version that was not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48867938) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 11:49 AM Author: Haunting Heaven Ape What happened with the couple who wanted you to fuck the wife while the guy jerked off on your back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48866825) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 12:11 PM Author: unhinged orchid new version i believe that may still be happening but she couldn't get a sitter for the night we were supposed to hang and then they have family in town. She wanted to try to get together this week.
I may still do it for the lulz but im not sure. |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 12:44 PM Author: ruddy chest-beating den halford do you remember that thread a few weeks back about sexually active dudes having public sex at parties randomly getting fucked in the ass? that's honestly what i think about reading your setup. no way would i want the cuck husband coming anywhere near me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48866987) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 2:37 PM Author: unhinged orchid new version 1) i would not allow any jerking, he can watch fully clothed from a safe distance away.
2) anyone who has fucked a girl in the ass knows it doesn't just slip right in so i have the feeling i'd be able to avoid this although maybe dudes are different and our 100% straight gaping assholes are just meant for cocks?
3) I'm not 100% on this esp after the girl last night was totally on board. She was super hot and fun to hang out with and we're hanging again tmw so by the time the hotwife is freed up i may have settled down with just a couple. |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 5:00 PM Author: Frisky Sanctuary Organic Girlfriend re #2: You'd be able to avoid it but you might choose not to. If you are getting close to nutting, your guard will be down and you might roll with it when he tries to slip it in.
Chick I went out with a few times years back had a thing for assplay. I definitely did not, and had zero interest whatsoever in having my asshold eaten out. Around the third time we fucked, she got me rock hard blowing and teasing me, and when I was about to bust, she went in for the kill and started eating my asshold. And in that state, I LET her do it. I even angled so she could get to it easier. And I'm sure she had done the exact same thing to plenty of hesitant dudes before. She had a method and knew exactly what she was doing.
This couple is probably the same way. Through trial and error, they have worked out a seamless method to get the husband's cock inside the assholds of unsuspecting "straight" men by breaking down their inhibitions in the heat of the moment, and your boistinker is next on the menu. |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 5:28 PM Author: unhinged orchid new version Lets hope and pray this comes to fruition my brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48868063) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 6:47 PM Author: Laughsome beta set spit out my mango lassi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48868428) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 6:50 PM Author: ruddy chest-beating den halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48868440) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 11:51 AM Author: seedy sweet tailpipe trust fund Marriage material (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48866828) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 3:50 PM Author: french indian lodge How often can you nut raw in these whores before you're guaranteed to get pwned? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48867679) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:56 PM Author: unhinged orchid new version vasectomy my brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48867935) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 5:43 AM Author: avocado field Fucked her for two hrs but couldn’t cum cause I had multiple beers before I met her Tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48869896) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 3:10 PM Author: purple very tactful wrinkle The saddest part of this, coming from a former, I suppose somewhat cocksman, is that he is rawdogging new pussy, and not even able to come. Blames it on things like "2 beers".
What is the point? How old is this guy? I've been married & kids for like 13 years. I am fucking 50. This shit is like me fucking my wife on a Saturday night. We go to "dinner night" with kids, I have 2 or 3 beers and then desperately pump away TRYING to nut within 20 or 30 minutes so I can go to sleep!!
Shit, things were NOTHING like this with women before long marriage for me. I say again, what is the point of fucking new pussy if its so boring to you, it takes you 45 minutes to nut! Don't say anything for an excuse, this is the end game if that is where you are at with fine new pussy.
Seek Christ. |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:15 PM Author: multi-colored plum stag film marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48867772) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:38 PM Author: excitant forum haunted graveyard paying for pussy only to not cum is legit one of the worst feelings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48867848) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:56 PM Author: unhinged orchid new version No excuse brother, but i actively enjoy having sex and would happily do it for an hour or 2 every time cumming or not.
I cum the majority of the time so a one off here and there is not a big deal.
Also had way more than 2 beers... i had 2-3 before she showed up, 2 more at dinner, 1 more when we got back to the house all in the span of like 1.5 - 2 hrs and i just wasn't super horny for some reason even though she was hot as fuck.
Will def be nutting the next time. |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:57 PM Author: seedy sweet tailpipe trust fund He’s clearly on SSRIs, but avoids admitting it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48867940) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 5:30 PM Author: unhinged orchid new version i am definitely not and have documented my fucking pretty comprehensively throughout this threads. It's just the way I'm wired. There are times where i come right away (within 10-15 mins), but if im a fucking a chick for the first time or even the first many times, i try to put on more of a performance. 1) They enjoy it more which makes the sex sluttier and more fund and 2)when i eventually do nut its much more powerful, the volume is larger, etc.
But occasionally there are times hwere im fucking and just know that im not gonna be able to nut. Still feels good but just desensitized. |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 5:43 AM Author: avocado field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48869899) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 5:32 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle dun double fault In 2025, do you have to be tall and confident to PAY prostitutes to have sex with you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48868081) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 5:35 PM Author: unhinged orchid new version Brother,
I don't think this is the case since there's organic chicks from the apps who are also interested in sleeping with me.
But I think you do need to be tall. The WHORE im meeting tonight literally asked "how tall are you again"?
I said 6'1" and no-joke she said "oh amazing, then we're gonna have a great time". I mean she's like 5'6 so with heels she'll be close to 5'9/5'10
I kinda chuckled to myself b/c of xoxo but couldn't help but feel bad for all my bros under 6' where some whores aren't even willing to fuck them due to their stature. |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 5:36 PM Author: irradiated saffron sex offender You got rejected by a whore? How is that even possible - doesn't that just mean you didn't bid a market clearing price? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48868100) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 5:43 PM Author: unhinged orchid new version to be fair, it was seeking which is slight different from normal whoring in that there is culling, most of these chicks are looking for a couple dudes they can fuck and suck who pay their bills, but i've noticed most also want some kind of chemistry, esp the hotter ones who have more choice.
I suspect with actual hookers its way more transactional, ok you have an hr, lets get that dick hard and get down to fucking. |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 6:35 PM Author: irradiated saffron sex offender This makes no sense to me honestly. This is more like an auction than a romantic situation. Perhaps she had another dick that came with more money
If you 2x'ed your price, I'm guessing you'd be clapping those cheeks right now. I would love to hear that conversation for pure entertainment value tbh |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 8:06 PM Author: unhinged orchid new version Youre 100% right, but i have zero desire to fuck these bitches for more than im paying them. I suspect im near the bottom of what these chicks will accept and so generally the ones who take me up on it are at least partially into me based on pics and chatting. Therefore the sex is dramatically better than chicks just letting you pump away with zero enthusiasm for their chance to collect 800 dollars.
The chick last night was hot as shit and telling me she can't wait till i tie her up and fuck her ass.. i pay her 350 per meet. |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:25 PM Author: irradiated saffron sex offender $350 to get a nut sounds preposterous holy shit.
I do respect you for admitting to this. You couldn't waterboard this info out of me |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 8:16 PM Author: seedy sweet tailpipe trust fund BEEP BEEP BEEP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48868702) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:22 PM Author: irradiated saffron sex offender Nope. Paying to fuck is the real social transgression here lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713164&forum_id=2#48869162) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 5:54 PM Author: Appetizing skinny woman parlour the hot redhead is really hot the other two in this thread are not did the kid give the redhead stretchmarks or a fat ass? |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 8:08 PM Author: unhinged orchid new version she actually sent me a photo when she was on her way and her boob looked like it had stretch marks so im not optimistic about the rest of her. But in all honesty im glad she wasn't into me. We had virtually nothing in common whatsoever and even if we had sex it prob would have been subpar.
The chick last night was significantly hotter to the point when i ran into her i was like holy shit she's dramatically hotter than her photos.
I suspect the chick tonight is pretty hot too but xoxo really loves the redhead for some reason. I think it's cause from the photos she looks innocent but when i hung out with her she seemed kinda white trashy and just someone with the worst run in life which im happy to not continue to hear about. |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:09 AM Author: Appetizing skinny woman parlour fair. have to take you at your word on this. i didn't see earlier photos of red, but the ones you posted above make her look haf
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