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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
plum offensive round eye trailer park
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Garnet digit ratio
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Provocative mildly autistic theater stage azn
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Mahogany Gas Station Love Of Her Life
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
vivacious green spot
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Primrose school cafeteria personal credit line
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Charcoal fragrant mexican degenerate
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Cerebral Bat Shit Crazy Market
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Drab exciting rigor idea he suggested
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
wonderful principal's office headpube
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
alcoholic point
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Doobsian maniacal base
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
underhanded glassy pocket flask ceo
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
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  06/30/25
cr
abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Drab exciting rigor idea he suggested
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Milky hospital
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Doobsian maniacal base
  06/30/25
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Poppy Autistic Senate
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
alcoholic point
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
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  06/30/25
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Light Main People Hall
  07/01/25
*bussy
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  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Primrose school cafeteria personal credit line
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Bronze diverse cruise ship therapy
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
brilliant plaza
  06/30/25
fuck
alcoholic point
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Bronze diverse cruise ship therapy
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
plum offensive round eye trailer park
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
alcoholic point
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Milky hospital
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
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Citrine Alcoholic Nursing Home Philosopher-king
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
odious grizzly partner institution
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
nofapping stead boistinker
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
floppy genital piercing
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
nofapping stead boistinker
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Poppy Autistic Senate
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
nofapping stead boistinker
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
bespoke gay wizard
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Pontificating smoky gaping mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Startled mauve trust fund brunch
  06/30/25
tcr
Poppy Autistic Senate
  07/01/25
just jump
Appetizing Location
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
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Salmon Dilemma
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Arousing deer antler reading party
  06/30/25
wow
abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
histrionic alpha
  06/30/25
JFC man
abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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Pontificating smoky gaping mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Startled mauve trust fund brunch
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
odious grizzly partner institution
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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Provocative mildly autistic theater stage azn
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
vivacious green spot
  06/30/25
bro
abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
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Startled mauve trust fund brunch
  06/30/25
lol
Poppy Autistic Senate
  07/01/25
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Hot disrespectful affirmative action ratface
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
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  06/30/25
jfc
abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Drab exciting rigor idea he suggested
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Aromatic hideous indian lodge
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
racy deep shitlib dragon
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Poppy Autistic Senate
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Jet-lagged free-loading really tough guy elastic band
  07/01/25
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floppy genital piercing
  07/01/25
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racy deep shitlib dragon
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Razzle-dazzle roast beef goal in life
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
unholy puce internal respiration
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Milky hospital
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
alcoholic point
  06/30/25
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abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
lol
Poppy Autistic Senate
  07/01/25
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Appetizing Location
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
lascivious locus multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Twinkling curious generalized bond garrison
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Dull Patrolman Field
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Contagious Splenetic Den
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Orchid Death Wish Turdskin
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
ivory haunting lay
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
aggressive pistol
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Poppy Autistic Senate
  07/01/25
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abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Light Main People Hall
  07/01/25
😟
Crystalline stirring psychic
  07/01/25
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demanding charismatic site preventive strike
  07/01/25
holy shit
abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
ivory haunting lay
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
pale yarmulke
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Razzle-dazzle roast beef goal in life
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Primrose school cafeteria personal credit line
  07/01/25
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abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Razzle-dazzle roast beef goal in life
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Razzle-dazzle roast beef goal in life
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Arousing deer antler reading party
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Primrose school cafeteria personal credit line
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
amethyst office rigpig
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Light Main People Hall
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
glittery heaven incel
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  07/06/25
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Arousing deer antler reading party
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Cobalt cracking pisswyrm theatre
  07/06/25
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racy deep shitlib dragon
  07/06/25
lol
Poppy Autistic Senate
  07/07/25
wow
abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: plum offensive round eye trailer park

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Garnet digit ratio

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Provocative mildly autistic theater stage azn

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Mahogany Gas Station Love Of Her Life

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: vivacious green spot

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Primrose school cafeteria personal credit line

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Charcoal fragrant mexican degenerate

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Cerebral Bat Shit Crazy Market

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Drab exciting rigor idea he suggested

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: wonderful principal's office headpube

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: alcoholic point

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Doobsian maniacal base

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: underhanded glassy pocket flask ceo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Fuchsia national security agency bbw

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Drab exciting rigor idea he suggested

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Milky hospital

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Doobsian maniacal base

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Poppy Autistic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: alcoholic point

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Fuchsia national security agency bbw

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Light Main People Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: boyish sticky wagecucks ticket booth

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Primrose school cafeteria personal credit line

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Bronze diverse cruise ship therapy

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: brilliant plaza

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: alcoholic point

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Bronze diverse cruise ship therapy

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: plum offensive round eye trailer park

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: alcoholic point

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Milky hospital

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Citrine Alcoholic Nursing Home Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: odious grizzly partner institution

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: nofapping stead boistinker

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: floppy genital piercing

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: nofapping stead boistinker

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Poppy Autistic Senate

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: nofapping stead boistinker

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: bespoke gay wizard

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Pontificating smoky gaping mad-dog skullcap

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Startled mauve trust fund brunch

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Poppy Autistic Senate

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Appetizing Location

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Salmon Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Arousing deer antler reading party

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: histrionic alpha

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Cerebral Bat Shit Crazy Market

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Appetizing Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: alcoholic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Doobsian maniacal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Aromatic hideous indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: racy deep shitlib dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Pontificating smoky gaping mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Startled mauve trust fund brunch

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: odious grizzly partner institution

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: vermilion motley people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Light Main People Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Sable circlehead station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Chocolate Whorehouse Half-breed

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle roast beef goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Provocative mildly autistic theater stage azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: vivacious green spot

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Startled mauve trust fund brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Poppy Autistic Senate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Hot disrespectful affirmative action ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Jet-lagged free-loading really tough guy elastic band

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Drab exciting rigor idea he suggested

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Aromatic hideous indian lodge

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: racy deep shitlib dragon

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Poppy Autistic Senate

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Jet-lagged free-loading really tough guy elastic band

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: floppy genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: racy deep shitlib dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle roast beef goal in life

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: unholy puce internal respiration

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Milky hospital

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: alcoholic point

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: ivory haunting lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Poppy Autistic Senate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Appetizing Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: lascivious locus multi-billionaire

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Twinkling curious generalized bond garrison

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Dull Patrolman Field

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Contagious Splenetic Den

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Orchid Death Wish Turdskin

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: ivory haunting lay

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: aggressive pistol

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Poppy Autistic Senate

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Light Main People Hall

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Crystalline stirring psychic

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: demanding charismatic site preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: ivory haunting lay

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: pale yarmulke

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle roast beef goal in life

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Primrose school cafeteria personal credit line

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle roast beef goal in life

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle roast beef goal in life

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Arousing deer antler reading party

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Primrose school cafeteria personal credit line

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: amethyst office rigpig

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Light Main People Hall

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: glittery heaven incel

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Arousing deer antler reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Cobalt cracking pisswyrm theatre

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: racy deep shitlib dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Poppy Autistic Senate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: abnormal kitchen liquid oxygen

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)