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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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gold floppy business firm
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Out-of-control 180 jap rehab
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
black crackhouse
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Cruel-hearted sooty tanning salon
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
shimmering liquid oxygen
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
mentally impaired balding lay
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
glassy lascivious associate international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Emerald boistinker roast beef
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
mustard kitchen old irish cottage
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
gold floppy business firm
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
hilarious nursing home legend
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
outnumbered stimulating principal's office
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
contagious dingle berry office
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
gold floppy business firm
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
soul-stirring indigo trailer park electric furnace
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
passionate fear-inspiring institution ratface
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
racy faggotry incel
  06/30/25
cr
gold floppy business firm
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
hilarious nursing home legend
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Cobalt theater death wish
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
soul-stirring indigo trailer park electric furnace
  06/30/25
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Razzmatazz Adulterous Cuckold
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
contagious dingle berry office
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
racy faggotry incel
  06/30/25
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aquamarine beady-eyed field
  07/01/25
*bussy
marvelous feces bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
glassy lascivious associate international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
deep native idiot
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
puce dysfunction
  06/30/25
fuck
contagious dingle berry office
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
deep native idiot
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Out-of-control 180 jap rehab
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
contagious dingle berry office
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Cobalt theater death wish
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
gold floppy business firm
  06/30/25
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Frozen trip factory reset button point
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Vengeful Coldplay Fan Site
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
tan greedy mother
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Aqua thriller parlor
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
gold floppy business firm
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
tan greedy mother
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Razzmatazz Adulterous Cuckold
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
tan greedy mother
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Hot Center Nibblets
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
gold floppy business firm
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Razzle gaping fanboi
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
appetizing scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
tcr
Razzmatazz Adulterous Cuckold
  07/01/25
just jump
Light bbw school cafeteria
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
gold floppy business firm
  06/30/25
...
elite place of business dragon
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
lemon aphrodisiac friendly grandma
  06/30/25
wow
gold floppy business firm
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Multi-colored Chapel
  06/30/25
JFC man
gold floppy business firm
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
mustard kitchen old irish cottage
  06/30/25
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Light bbw school cafeteria
  06/30/25
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contagious dingle berry office
  06/30/25
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soul-stirring indigo trailer park electric furnace
  06/30/25
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charismatic boltzmann
  06/30/25
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Bateful topaz hall karate
  06/30/25
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Razzle gaping fanboi
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
appetizing scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Vengeful Coldplay Fan Site
  06/30/25
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salmon slap-happy haunted graveyard queen of the night
  07/01/25
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aquamarine beady-eyed field
  07/01/25
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irradiated shaky base philosopher-king
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
curious dark toilet seat
  07/01/25
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amber concupiscible box office jewess
  07/01/25
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Cruel-hearted sooty tanning salon
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
mentally impaired balding lay
  06/30/25
bro
gold floppy business firm
  06/30/25
...
appetizing scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
lol
Razzmatazz Adulterous Cuckold
  07/01/25
...
white stag film
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Green hairy legs
  06/30/25
jfc
gold floppy business firm
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
hilarious nursing home legend
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
charismatic boltzmann
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Bateful topaz hall karate
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Razzmatazz Adulterous Cuckold
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Green hairy legs
  07/01/25
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Aqua thriller parlor
  07/01/25
...
Bateful topaz hall karate
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
amber concupiscible box office jewess
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Bossy ladyboy
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Cobalt theater death wish
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
gold floppy business firm
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
contagious dingle berry office
  06/30/25
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gold floppy business firm
  07/01/25
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claret lodge
  07/01/25
lol
Razzmatazz Adulterous Cuckold
  07/01/25
...
Light bbw school cafeteria
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Mischievous hairraiser national legal warrant
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
bat-shit-crazy kitty cat
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
embarrassed to the bone canary halford
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
startling pistol spot
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
abusive whorehouse
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
claret lodge
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Judgmental quadroon
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
gold floppy business firm
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Razzmatazz Adulterous Cuckold
  07/01/25
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gold floppy business firm
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
aquamarine beady-eyed field
  07/01/25
😟
Sadistic Range
  07/01/25
...
Plum library
  07/01/25
holy shit
gold floppy business firm
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
claret lodge
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
spectacular irate main people
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
amber concupiscible box office jewess
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
glassy lascivious associate international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
...
gold floppy business firm
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
amber concupiscible box office jewess
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
amber concupiscible box office jewess
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
lemon aphrodisiac friendly grandma
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
glassy lascivious associate international law enforcement agency
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
gold floppy business firm
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Big senate
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
aquamarine beady-eyed field
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
razzle-dazzle crawly locale degenerate
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
gold floppy business firm
  07/06/25
...
lemon aphrodisiac friendly grandma
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Galvanic mad cow disease cuckoldry
  07/06/25
...
Bateful topaz hall karate
  07/06/25
lol
Razzmatazz Adulterous Cuckold
  07/07/25
wow
gold floppy business firm
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: gold floppy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Out-of-control 180 jap rehab

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: black crackhouse

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted sooty tanning salon

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: shimmering liquid oxygen

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: mentally impaired balding lay

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: glassy lascivious associate international law enforcement agency

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Emerald boistinker roast beef

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: mustard kitchen old irish cottage

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: gold floppy business firm

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: hilarious nursing home legend

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: outnumbered stimulating principal's office

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: contagious dingle berry office

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: gold floppy business firm

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring indigo trailer park electric furnace

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: passionate fear-inspiring institution ratface

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: racy faggotry incel

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: gold floppy business firm

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: hilarious nursing home legend

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Cobalt theater death wish

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring indigo trailer park electric furnace

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Adulterous Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: contagious dingle berry office

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: racy faggotry incel

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: marvelous feces bawdyhouse

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: glassy lascivious associate international law enforcement agency

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: deep native idiot

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: puce dysfunction

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: contagious dingle berry office

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: deep native idiot

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Out-of-control 180 jap rehab

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: contagious dingle berry office

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Cobalt theater death wish

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: gold floppy business firm

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Frozen trip factory reset button point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Vengeful Coldplay Fan Site

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: tan greedy mother

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Aqua thriller parlor

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: gold floppy business firm

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: tan greedy mother

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Adulterous Cuckold

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: tan greedy mother

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Hot Center Nibblets

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: gold floppy business firm

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Razzle gaping fanboi

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: appetizing scourge upon the earth

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Adulterous Cuckold

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Light bbw school cafeteria

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: gold floppy business firm

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: elite place of business dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: lemon aphrodisiac friendly grandma

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: gold floppy business firm

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored Chapel

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: gold floppy business firm

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: mustard kitchen old irish cottage

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Light bbw school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: contagious dingle berry office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring indigo trailer park electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: charismatic boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Bateful topaz hall karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Razzle gaping fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: appetizing scourge upon the earth

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Vengeful Coldplay Fan Site

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: salmon slap-happy haunted graveyard queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: irradiated shaky base philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: curious dark toilet seat

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: amber concupiscible box office jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted sooty tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: mentally impaired balding lay

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: gold floppy business firm

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: appetizing scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Adulterous Cuckold

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: white stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Green hairy legs

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: gold floppy business firm

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: hilarious nursing home legend

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: charismatic boltzmann

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Bateful topaz hall karate

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Adulterous Cuckold

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Green hairy legs

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Aqua thriller parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Bateful topaz hall karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: amber concupiscible box office jewess

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Bossy ladyboy

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Cobalt theater death wish

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: gold floppy business firm

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: contagious dingle berry office

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: gold floppy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: claret lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Adulterous Cuckold

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Light bbw school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Mischievous hairraiser national legal warrant

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy kitty cat

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone canary halford

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: startling pistol spot

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: abusive whorehouse

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: claret lodge

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Judgmental quadroon

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: gold floppy business firm

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Adulterous Cuckold

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: gold floppy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed field

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Sadistic Range

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Plum library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: gold floppy business firm

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: claret lodge

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: spectacular irate main people

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: amber concupiscible box office jewess

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: glassy lascivious associate international law enforcement agency

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: gold floppy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: amber concupiscible box office jewess

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: amber concupiscible box office jewess

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: lemon aphrodisiac friendly grandma

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: glassy lascivious associate international law enforcement agency

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: gold floppy business firm

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Big senate

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: aquamarine beady-eyed field

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle crawly locale degenerate

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: gold floppy business firm

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: lemon aphrodisiac friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Galvanic mad cow disease cuckoldry

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Bateful topaz hall karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Adulterous Cuckold

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: gold floppy business firm

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)