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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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exhilarant feces
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
unholy school boiling water
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
aggressive jet hall idiot
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
heady demanding crackhouse filthpig
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
marvelous lemon jew
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
histrionic toaster death wish
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
pink wonderful reading party
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Soul-stirring spruce genital piercing
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
bisexual fragrant mood
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
exhilarant feces
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Overrated alcoholic athletic conference marketing idea
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
pearly stead
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
lime round eye gaming laptop
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
exhilarant feces
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Emerald church building
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
very tactful stain
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Red Sex Offender
  06/30/25
cr
exhilarant feces
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Overrated alcoholic athletic conference marketing idea
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Jade abode fat ankles
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Emerald church building
  06/30/25
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honey-headed theater stage double fault
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
lime round eye gaming laptop
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Red Sex Offender
  06/30/25
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insane translucent coffee pot stag film
  07/01/25
*bussy
slimy base incel
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
pink wonderful reading party
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
lascivious mustard menage
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
abnormal hilarious haunted graveyard ticket booth
  06/30/25
fuck
lime round eye gaming laptop
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
lascivious mustard menage
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
unholy school boiling water
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
lime round eye gaming laptop
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Jade abode fat ankles
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
exhilarant feces
  06/30/25
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provocative orchestra pit
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
outnumbered whorehouse
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
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  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Titillating Dilemma Faggotry
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
exhilarant feces
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
flushed irate keepsake machete legal warrant
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
honey-headed theater stage double fault
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
flushed irate keepsake machete legal warrant
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
frozen corner pocket flask
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
exhilarant feces
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Swollen tanning salon love of her life
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
dull bull headed cuckoldry philosopher-king
  06/30/25
tcr
honey-headed theater stage double fault
  07/01/25
just jump
magical casino
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
exhilarant feces
  06/30/25
...
Silver stock car personal credit line
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
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  06/30/25
wow
exhilarant feces
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
garnet french chef patrolman
  06/30/25
JFC man
exhilarant feces
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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Swollen tanning salon love of her life
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
dull bull headed cuckoldry philosopher-king
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
outnumbered whorehouse
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
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heady demanding crackhouse filthpig
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
histrionic toaster death wish
  06/30/25
bro
exhilarant feces
  06/30/25
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dull bull headed cuckoldry philosopher-king
  06/30/25
lol
honey-headed theater stage double fault
  07/01/25
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Gaped hell
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
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  06/30/25
jfc
exhilarant feces
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Overrated alcoholic athletic conference marketing idea
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
razzle skinny woman lodge
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
cracking temple
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
honey-headed theater stage double fault
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
rambunctious peach pozpig meetinghouse
  07/01/25
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Titillating Dilemma Faggotry
  07/01/25
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cracking temple
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
aquamarine wrinkle sanctuary
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
iridescent stage
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Jade abode fat ankles
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
exhilarant feces
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
lime round eye gaming laptop
  06/30/25
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exhilarant feces
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
lol
honey-headed theater stage double fault
  07/01/25
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magical casino
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Excitant state
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Brass Aphrodisiac Point
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
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  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
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  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Cream well-lubricated weed whacker
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Tantric crawly garrison selfie
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
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  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
exhilarant feces
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
honey-headed theater stage double fault
  07/01/25
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exhilarant feces
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
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  07/01/25
😟
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  07/01/25
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amber locus
  07/01/25
holy shit
exhilarant feces
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Tantric crawly garrison selfie
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
medicated charismatic step-uncle's house striped hyena
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
aquamarine wrinkle sanctuary
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
pink wonderful reading party
  07/01/25
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exhilarant feces
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
aquamarine wrinkle sanctuary
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
aquamarine wrinkle sanctuary
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
sticky rusted famous landscape painting people who are hurt
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
pink wonderful reading party
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
exhilarant feces
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Embarrassed To The Bone Disrespectful Newt
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
insane translucent coffee pot stag film
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Trip becky macaca
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
exhilarant feces
  07/06/25
...
sticky rusted famous landscape painting people who are hurt
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
crimson azn locale
  07/06/25
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cracking temple
  07/06/25
lol
honey-headed theater stage double fault
  07/07/25
wow
exhilarant feces
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: exhilarant feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: unholy school boiling water

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: aggressive jet hall idiot

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: heady demanding crackhouse filthpig

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: marvelous lemon jew

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: histrionic toaster death wish

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: pink wonderful reading party

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring spruce genital piercing

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: bisexual fragrant mood

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Overrated alcoholic athletic conference marketing idea

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: pearly stead

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: lime round eye gaming laptop

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Emerald church building

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: very tactful stain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Red Sex Offender

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Overrated alcoholic athletic conference marketing idea

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Jade abode fat ankles

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Emerald church building

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: honey-headed theater stage double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: lime round eye gaming laptop

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Red Sex Offender

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: insane translucent coffee pot stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: slimy base incel

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: pink wonderful reading party

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: lascivious mustard menage

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: abnormal hilarious haunted graveyard ticket booth

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: lime round eye gaming laptop

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: lascivious mustard menage

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: unholy school boiling water

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: lime round eye gaming laptop

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Jade abode fat ankles

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: provocative orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: outnumbered whorehouse

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: flushed irate keepsake machete legal warrant

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Titillating Dilemma Faggotry

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: flushed irate keepsake machete legal warrant

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: honey-headed theater stage double fault

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: flushed irate keepsake machete legal warrant

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: frozen corner pocket flask

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Swollen tanning salon love of her life

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: dull bull headed cuckoldry philosopher-king

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: honey-headed theater stage double fault

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: magical casino

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Silver stock car personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: sticky rusted famous landscape painting people who are hurt

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: garnet french chef patrolman

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: bisexual fragrant mood

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: magical casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: lime round eye gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Emerald church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: razzle skinny woman lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: cracking temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Swollen tanning salon love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: dull bull headed cuckoldry philosopher-king

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: outnumbered whorehouse

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Disturbing forum clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: insane translucent coffee pot stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Hyperactive Poppy Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: glassy space knife

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: aquamarine wrinkle sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: heady demanding crackhouse filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: histrionic toaster death wish

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: dull bull headed cuckoldry philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: honey-headed theater stage double fault

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Gaped hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: rambunctious peach pozpig meetinghouse

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Overrated alcoholic athletic conference marketing idea

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: razzle skinny woman lodge

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: cracking temple

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: honey-headed theater stage double fault

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: rambunctious peach pozpig meetinghouse

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Titillating Dilemma Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: cracking temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: aquamarine wrinkle sanctuary

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: iridescent stage

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Jade abode fat ankles

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: lime round eye gaming laptop

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: exhilarant feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Tantric crawly garrison selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: honey-headed theater stage double fault

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: magical casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Excitant state

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Brass Aphrodisiac Point

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: topaz impressive wagecucks nursing home

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: fuchsia milk property

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Cream well-lubricated weed whacker

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Tantric crawly garrison selfie

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: hot ratface library

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: exhilarant feces

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: honey-headed theater stage double fault

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: exhilarant feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: insane translucent coffee pot stag film

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Milky community account

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: amber locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Tantric crawly garrison selfie

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: medicated charismatic step-uncle's house striped hyena

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: aquamarine wrinkle sanctuary

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: pink wonderful reading party

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: exhilarant feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: aquamarine wrinkle sanctuary

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: aquamarine wrinkle sanctuary

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: sticky rusted famous landscape painting people who are hurt

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: pink wonderful reading party

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Disrespectful Newt

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: insane translucent coffee pot stag film

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Trip becky macaca

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: sticky rusted famous landscape painting people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: crimson azn locale

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: cracking temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: honey-headed theater stage double fault

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)