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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
excitant windowlicker
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
orange dilemma reading party
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Thirsty hospital
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
emerald talking legend weed whacker
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Painfully honest aphrodisiac striped hyena goal in life
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Fragrant White Brethren
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Embarrassed to the bone chestnut gas station partner
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Dead out-of-control personal credit line affirmative action
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
flickering fantasy-prone potus private investor
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Electric orchestra pit
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
exhilarant box office
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
wild set milk
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Iridescent Faggot Firefighter
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
tan supple people who are hurt
  06/30/25
cr
Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
flickering fantasy-prone potus private investor
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
stubborn bat shit crazy boistinker gaming laptop
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
wild set milk
  06/30/25
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motley sable crackhouse haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
exhilarant box office
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
tan supple people who are hurt
  06/30/25
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Topaz Whorehouse
  07/01/25
*bussy
opaque bisexual trust fund
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Fragrant White Brethren
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
burgundy bossy field
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
sick ladyboy business firm
  06/30/25
fuck
exhilarant box office
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
burgundy bossy field
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
excitant windowlicker
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
exhilarant box office
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
stubborn bat shit crazy boistinker gaming laptop
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  06/30/25
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Coral Slimy Den Pisswyrm
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
lascivious corner idea he suggested
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Arrogant location mad cow disease
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
impressive arousing senate mother
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Arrogant location mad cow disease
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
motley sable crackhouse haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Arrogant location mad cow disease
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
rose fear-inspiring hunting ground main people
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Avocado foreskin
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
duck-like lay
  06/30/25
tcr
motley sable crackhouse haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
just jump
Scarlet Rough-skinned Karate
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  06/30/25
...
Onyx coldplay fan
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Jet-lagged indirect expression
  06/30/25
wow
Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Flirting Cruel-hearted Address Police Squad
  06/30/25
JFC man
Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Dead out-of-control personal credit line affirmative action
  06/30/25
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Scarlet Rough-skinned Karate
  06/30/25
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exhilarant box office
  06/30/25
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wild set milk
  06/30/25
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Hyperventilating tanning salon toaster
  06/30/25
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massive mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
...
Avocado foreskin
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
duck-like lay
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
lascivious corner idea he suggested
  06/30/25
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Ultramarine temple boiling water
  07/01/25
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Topaz Whorehouse
  07/01/25
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stirring sapphire son of senegal famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
nudist comical indian lodge knife
  07/01/25
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frisky ruddy preventive strike
  07/01/25
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Thirsty hospital
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Painfully honest aphrodisiac striped hyena goal in life
  06/30/25
bro
Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  06/30/25
...
duck-like lay
  06/30/25
lol
motley sable crackhouse haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
...
kink-friendly mind-boggling queen of the night
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Pearl spectacular volcanic crater theater stage
  06/30/25
jfc
Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
flickering fantasy-prone potus private investor
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Hyperventilating tanning salon toaster
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
massive mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
motley sable crackhouse haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Pearl spectacular volcanic crater theater stage
  07/01/25
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impressive arousing senate mother
  07/01/25
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massive mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
frisky ruddy preventive strike
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Lilac kitty
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
stubborn bat shit crazy boistinker gaming laptop
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
exhilarant box office
  06/30/25
...
Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  07/01/25
...
Histrionic Crotch
  07/01/25
lol
motley sable crackhouse haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
...
Scarlet Rough-skinned Karate
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
zippy nursing home quadroon
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Blue kitchen boltzmann
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Passionate Drunken Cuckoldry
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Boyish Violent Ceo Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Spruce nubile stage giraffe
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Histrionic Crotch
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
charismatic idiotic brunch immigrant
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
motley sable crackhouse haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
...
Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Topaz Whorehouse
  07/01/25
😟
lime indecent multi-billionaire water buffalo
  07/01/25
...
Aromatic bright spot
  07/01/25
holy shit
Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Histrionic Crotch
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Disgusting house persian
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
frisky ruddy preventive strike
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Fragrant White Brethren
  07/01/25
...
Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
frisky ruddy preventive strike
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
frisky ruddy preventive strike
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Jet-lagged indirect expression
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Fragrant White Brethren
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Glassy trailer park deer antler
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Topaz Whorehouse
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Pink cracking rehab trump supporter
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  07/06/25
...
Jet-lagged indirect expression
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Razzmatazz hyperactive marketing idea
  07/06/25
...
massive mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
lol
motley sable crackhouse haunted graveyard
  07/07/25
wow
Primrose dashing cruise ship new version
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: excitant windowlicker

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: orange dilemma reading party

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Thirsty hospital

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: emerald talking legend weed whacker

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Painfully honest aphrodisiac striped hyena goal in life

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Fragrant White Brethren

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone chestnut gas station partner

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Dead out-of-control personal credit line affirmative action

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: flickering fantasy-prone potus private investor

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Electric orchestra pit

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: exhilarant box office

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: wild set milk

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Iridescent Faggot Firefighter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: tan supple people who are hurt

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: flickering fantasy-prone potus private investor

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: stubborn bat shit crazy boistinker gaming laptop

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: wild set milk

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: motley sable crackhouse haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: exhilarant box office

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: tan supple people who are hurt

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Topaz Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: opaque bisexual trust fund

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Fragrant White Brethren

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: burgundy bossy field

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: sick ladyboy business firm

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: exhilarant box office

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: burgundy bossy field

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: excitant windowlicker

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: exhilarant box office

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: stubborn bat shit crazy boistinker gaming laptop

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Coral Slimy Den Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: lascivious corner idea he suggested

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Arrogant location mad cow disease

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: impressive arousing senate mother

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Arrogant location mad cow disease

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: motley sable crackhouse haunted graveyard

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Arrogant location mad cow disease

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: rose fear-inspiring hunting ground main people

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Avocado foreskin

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: duck-like lay

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: motley sable crackhouse haunted graveyard

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Scarlet Rough-skinned Karate

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Onyx coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Jet-lagged indirect expression

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Flirting Cruel-hearted Address Police Squad

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Dead out-of-control personal credit line affirmative action

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Scarlet Rough-skinned Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: exhilarant box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: wild set milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Hyperventilating tanning salon toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: massive mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Avocado foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: duck-like lay

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: lascivious corner idea he suggested

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Ultramarine temple boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Topaz Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: stirring sapphire son of senegal famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: nudist comical indian lodge knife

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: frisky ruddy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Thirsty hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Painfully honest aphrodisiac striped hyena goal in life

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: duck-like lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: motley sable crackhouse haunted graveyard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: kink-friendly mind-boggling queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Pearl spectacular volcanic crater theater stage

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: flickering fantasy-prone potus private investor

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Hyperventilating tanning salon toaster

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: massive mad-dog skullcap

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: motley sable crackhouse haunted graveyard

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Pearl spectacular volcanic crater theater stage

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: impressive arousing senate mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: massive mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: frisky ruddy preventive strike

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Lilac kitty

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: stubborn bat shit crazy boistinker gaming laptop

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: exhilarant box office

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Histrionic Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: motley sable crackhouse haunted graveyard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Scarlet Rough-skinned Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: zippy nursing home quadroon

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Blue kitchen boltzmann

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Passionate Drunken Cuckoldry

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Boyish Violent Ceo Meetinghouse

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Spruce nubile stage giraffe

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Histrionic Crotch

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: charismatic idiotic brunch immigrant

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: motley sable crackhouse haunted graveyard

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Topaz Whorehouse

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: lime indecent multi-billionaire water buffalo

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Aromatic bright spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Histrionic Crotch

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Disgusting house persian

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: frisky ruddy preventive strike

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Fragrant White Brethren

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: frisky ruddy preventive strike

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: frisky ruddy preventive strike

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Jet-lagged indirect expression

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Fragrant White Brethren

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Glassy trailer park deer antler

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Topaz Whorehouse

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Pink cracking rehab trump supporter

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Jet-lagged indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hyperactive marketing idea

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: massive mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: motley sable crackhouse haunted graveyard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Primrose dashing cruise ship new version

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)