Date: November 13th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: odious chocolate hominid private investor
First, reread this:
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WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? DO you know how to fucking speak ENGLISH? Are you that fucking retarded? I have ALL THE FUCKING EVIDENCE NEEDED.
Let me give you a quick lesson in first year contracts, YOU FUCKING POOR PIECE OF SHIT. There are such things as OFFERS and ACCEPTANCES. First, DON'T FUCKING GO MAKING OFFERS because once they're ACCEPTED, a BINDING CONTRACT has been formed between the offeror and offeree. Notwithstanding procedural or substantive defects, such as duress, unconscionability or a failure of consideration, a binding contract between the parties is FORMED at the time of the acceptance. The medium of communication here, the internet, is of no particular significance because 1) many binding and valid internet transactions are conducted daily and 2) the medium has not compromised any of the elements mentioned above. You offered my TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS (quote that, you illiterate fucktard) in order for me to give you the great (seemingly homosexual) satisfaction of knowing the identity of my LS. I accepted. Then, you IMPEDED my binding obligations by willfully impeding YOUR OWN BINDING obligations by not accepting my proposed method of execution. THIS, YOU FUCKING UNPRESTIGOUS, POOR PIECE OF ELEPHANT FECES, CONSTITUTES BREACH. Again, I'll be contacting GTO shortly with a detailed synopsis of yesterday's events and you'll have to take next semester off because I'LL BE GOING AFTER YOUR FINANCIAL AID.
YOUR FAGGOT ASS = MINE. See you in court, BITCH.
quote this, motherfucker.
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SECOND, your money is constructively in escrow. Start budgeting for next semester YOU POOR PIECE OF SHIT. Your faggot ass pretended you were worth millions (HAHAHAHHAHAHA^10,000,000) and I FUCKING CALLED YOU OUT. Time to pay up, you fucking illiterate, unintelligent hack. I really wish I were beside you right now so I could tie your fucking feet up to your mother's '86 Toyota pick up truck and drag you, face down, across your TTT for everyone to fucking watch.
YOU ARE NOW MY BITCH AND I'M GOING TO MAKE IT MY MISSION TO BANKRUPT YOU.
Welcome to your new life.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=298167&forum_id=2#4285944)