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David Attenborough on Clique Theory
| Alcoholic jew | 03/31/23 |
| azure sneaky criminal native | 03/31/23 |
| Alcoholic jew | 03/31/23 |
| Spaceship autoadmit | 08/22/25 |
| Sadistic Ungodly Locale Corn Cake | 03/31/23 |
| Bearded Swashbuckling Range Reading Party | 03/31/23 |
| Alcoholic jew | 03/31/23 |
| dull chapel sound barrier | 03/31/23 |
| Alcoholic jew | 04/01/23 |
| boyish red partner stage | 04/01/23 |
| Alcoholic jew | 05/18/23 |
| Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 08/22/25 |
| gibberish (?) | 08/23/25 |
| cowshit | 08/23/25 |
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Date: March 31st, 2023 1:08 AM Author: Alcoholic jew https://vocaroo.com/17jGDFnc7aHB
For comparison, here's the first paragraph of the Clique Theory web site:
Americans are raised to believe that acts of will are what matter in life, but this is wrong. Optimism is a message sold by liars. Fatalism is credited. Every act of will is limited by genotype and phenotype, and is even a PRODUCT of genotype and phenotype, since they are generated by your brain which is a product of your genetics. This is why it's impossible to escape your Clique. Really the ONLY thing you can do to improve yourself that won't end in disaster is to try to reach the Ascended Form of your Clique, i.e., a Woman becoming a Hot Girl, a Scumbag becoming a High Prole, or a Loser becoming a High Loser, such as liberal arts professor, head of state, or villain. In order to do that, you need not only the will, but a certain amount of luck.
https://web.archive.org/web/20181127205837/http://www.cliquetheory.com/
I used GPT-4 to rewrite it in his characteristic style, then used ElevenLabs' voice cloning service to make it a masterpiece. |
Date: March 31st, 2023 1:25 AM Author: azure sneaky criminal native 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2#46121948) |
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Date: March 31st, 2023 2:36 AM Author: Alcoholic jew no joke, this might be one of the best results I've ever gotten from ChatGPT. Damn is it well-said. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2#46122049) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2025 6:08 PM Author: Spaceship autoadmit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2#49205259) |
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Date: March 31st, 2023 2:27 AM Author: Sadistic Ungodly Locale Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2#46122032) |
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Date: March 31st, 2023 2:51 AM Author: Bearded Swashbuckling Range Reading Party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2#46122061) |
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Date: March 31st, 2023 9:41 PM Author: Alcoholic jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2#46126473) |
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Date: March 31st, 2023 9:53 PM Author: dull chapel sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2#46126503) |
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Date: April 1st, 2023 12:01 PM Author: Alcoholic jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2#46128100) |
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Date: April 1st, 2023 12:02 PM Author: boyish red partner stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2#46128103) |
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Date: May 18th, 2023 2:13 AM Author: Alcoholic jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2#46325709) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2#49205703) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2025 12:54 AM Author: gibberish (?) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2#49206324) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2025 1:04 AM Author: cowshit Always a pleasure, number 39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2#49206339) |