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Buddy Used the phrase “my left nut” in closing argument

I was bored so I second seated him. We won the trial by a mi...
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Traditional Latin ass
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Kenneth Play
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It might only be us left man.
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Two Tall Men guarding the gates during web 1.0 evacuation wh...
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Lmao
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cr
Buddy
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Oh shit you’re here
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I’m not really betting my left nut tp
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ceci n'est pas un avocat
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOU SHALL DISREGARD COUNSEL'S NUTS
718-662-5970
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You can't unbet a nut.
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Date: May 7th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: The Most Beautiful Men

I was bored so I second seated him. We won the trial by a mile bc we are fratty and the jury loved us. He said in his closing “and I’ll bet my left nut that she was moaning during the entire encounter.”

The judge said “wait what?” Then my buddy said “what?” He said “did you say “left nut”?”

Then my buddy said “yes left nut, left testicle. It’s a saying I’m not really doing it.” The judge paused and said don’t use that language in my court please. The jury was chuckling as they struck it from the record.

Prosecution was getting the shit kicked out of them so bad they didn’t even object.

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Date: May 7th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Traditional Latin ass



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Date: May 7th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Kenneth Play

180

edit: how is there nobody else bumping this? i'm legit lol'ing. tyft

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Date: May 7th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: The Most Beautiful Men

It might only be us left man.

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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐)

Two Tall Men guarding the gates during web 1.0 evacuation while the nougatless masses flee to Twitter. A Poaster's Fall of Saigon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721458&forum_id=2#48910524)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: The Most Beautiful Men

Lmao

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Date: May 7th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Traditional Latin ass



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Date: May 7th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Buddy

cr

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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: The Most Beautiful Men

Oh shit you’re here

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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat



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Date: May 7th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: potluck



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Date: May 7th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: business dad (gunneratttt)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: scholarship



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa

I’m not really betting my left nut tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721458&forum_id=2#48910517)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: 718-662-5970

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOU SHALL DISREGARD COUNSEL'S NUTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721458&forum_id=2#48910534)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: ceci n'est pas un avocat

You can't unbet a nut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721458&forum_id=2#48910563)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Restless Penis Syndrome



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: scholarship



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Date: May 7th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: business dad (gunneratttt)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: caitlin clark



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721458&forum_id=2#48910791)