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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Outnumbered Sepia Faggotry Library | 12/16/25 |
| Federal mind-boggling foreskin weed whacker | 12/16/25 |
| Outnumbered Sepia Faggotry Library | 12/16/25 |
| Federal mind-boggling foreskin weed whacker | 12/16/25 |
| Outnumbered Sepia Faggotry Library | 12/16/25 |
| citrine histrionic nowag | 12/20/25 |
| Dull big stock car | 12/19/25 |
| Copper lodge | 12/20/25 |
| aphrodisiac bossy shrine tank | 12/19/25 |
| Outnumbered Sepia Faggotry Library | 12/20/25 |
| aphrodisiac bossy shrine tank | 12/20/25 |
| Copper lodge | 12/20/25 |
| razzle-dazzle sex offender site | 12/16/25 |
| Copper lodge | 12/20/25 |
| razzle-dazzle sex offender site | 12/22/25 |
| puce black woman stage | 12/16/25 |
| Outnumbered Sepia Faggotry Library | 12/16/25 |
| puce black woman stage | 12/16/25 |
| chartreuse internal respiration incel | 12/16/25 |
| electric demanding quadroon | 12/19/25 |
| chartreuse internal respiration incel | 12/19/25 |
| flickering sadistic regret | 12/20/25 |
| Big-titted Glittery Casino Juggernaut | 12/16/25 |
| Irradiated Emerald Generalized Bond | 12/16/25 |
| Copper lodge | 12/20/25 |
| Ungodly gas station toilet seat | 12/20/25 |
| Galvanic shaky crackhouse | 12/16/25 |
| Orchid range | 12/20/25 |
| Galvanic shaky crackhouse | 12/23/25 |
| Federal mind-boggling foreskin weed whacker | 12/16/25 |
| Copper lodge | 12/20/25 |
| bespoke mental disorder | 12/21/25 |
| Federal mind-boggling foreskin weed whacker | 12/16/25 |
| Ungodly gas station toilet seat | 12/16/25 |
| Galvanic shaky crackhouse | 12/19/25 |
| Ungodly gas station toilet seat | 12/19/25 |
| flesh hominid prole | 12/19/25 |
| cruel-hearted concupiscible theater | 12/19/25 |
| Outnumbered Sepia Faggotry Library | 12/19/25 |
| milky charismatic church building | 12/19/25 |
| milky charismatic church building | 12/19/25 |
| Cheese-eating impressive ticket booth international law enforcement agency | 12/19/25 |
| cruel-hearted concupiscible theater | 12/19/25 |
| Lemon Motley Party Of The First Part Locus | 12/19/25 |
| razzle-dazzle sex offender site | 12/19/25 |
| citrine histrionic nowag | 12/20/25 |
| buck-toothed jet-lagged heaven wrinkle | 12/22/25 |
| Hilarious Fortuitous Meteor National | 12/19/25 |
| exciting cowardly selfie | 12/19/25 |
| Thriller blathering piazza potus | 12/19/25 |
| Ungodly gas station toilet seat | 12/19/25 |
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| Vivacious Dog Poop Boistinker | 12/20/25 |
| Magenta Useless Brakes | 12/19/25 |
| cracking alcoholic patrolman | 12/19/25 |
| puce black woman stage | 12/19/25 |
| doobsian know-it-all cuckold | 12/20/25 |
| Mildly autistic plum french chef | 12/19/25 |
| electric demanding quadroon | 12/19/25 |
| bateful macaca | 12/19/25 |
| Talented Fantasy-prone Station | 12/20/25 |
| embarrassed to the bone frisky azn death wish | 12/20/25 |
| Ungodly gas station toilet seat | 12/20/25 |
| Copper lodge | 12/20/25 |
| doobsian know-it-all cuckold | 12/20/25 |
| naked locale water buffalo | 12/20/25 |
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| exciting cowardly selfie | 12/20/25 |
| naked locale water buffalo | 12/21/25 |
| milky charismatic church building | 12/20/25 |
| bespoke mental disorder | 12/20/25 |
| aphrodisiac bossy shrine tank | 12/21/25 |
| bespoke mental disorder | 12/22/25 |
| aphrodisiac bossy shrine tank | 12/23/25 |
| bespoke mental disorder | 12/23/25 |
| Vigorous stag film | 12/22/25 |
| flickering sadistic regret | 12/22/25 |
| flickering sadistic regret | 12/23/25 |
| gay soul-stirring athletic conference | 12/22/25 |
| buck-toothed jet-lagged heaven wrinkle | 12/22/25 |
| Appetizing mood | 01/18/26 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Outnumbered Sepia Faggotry Library 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Federal mind-boggling foreskin weed whacker This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Outnumbered Sepia Faggotry Library lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Federal mind-boggling foreskin weed whacker My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Outnumbered Sepia Faggotry Library You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: citrine histrionic nowag Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Dull big stock car It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Copper lodge Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: aphrodisiac bossy shrine tank You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Outnumbered Sepia Faggotry Library brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: aphrodisiac bossy shrine tank glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Copper lodge You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: razzle-dazzle sex offender site $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Copper lodge Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: razzle-dazzle sex offender site thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: puce black woman stage 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Outnumbered Sepia Faggotry Library ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: puce black woman stage investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: chartreuse internal respiration incel $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: electric demanding quadroon I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: chartreuse internal respiration incel good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: flickering sadistic regret $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Big-titted Glittery Casino Juggernaut six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Irradiated Emerald Generalized Bond 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Copper lodge Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Ungodly gas station toilet seat what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Galvanic shaky crackhouse 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Orchid range me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Galvanic shaky crackhouse It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Federal mind-boggling foreskin weed whacker 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Copper lodge the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: bespoke mental disorder Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Federal mind-boggling foreskin weed whacker I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Ungodly gas station toilet seat mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Galvanic shaky crackhouse In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Ungodly gas station toilet seat yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: flesh hominid prole Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: cruel-hearted concupiscible theater 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Outnumbered Sepia Faggotry Library fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: milky charismatic church building A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: milky charismatic church building OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Cheese-eating impressive ticket booth international law enforcement agency A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: cruel-hearted concupiscible theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Lemon Motley Party Of The First Part Locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: razzle-dazzle sex offender site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: citrine histrionic nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: buck-toothed jet-lagged heaven wrinkle Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Hilarious Fortuitous Meteor National $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: exciting cowardly selfie can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Thriller blathering piazza potus Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Ungodly gas station toilet seat nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Thriller blathering piazza potus Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Vivacious Dog Poop Boistinker You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Magenta Useless Brakes Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: cracking alcoholic patrolman Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: puce black woman stage damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: doobsian know-it-all cuckold Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Mildly autistic plum french chef Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: electric demanding quadroon 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: bateful macaca Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Talented Fantasy-prone Station 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone frisky azn death wish 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Ungodly gas station toilet seat 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Copper lodge Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: doobsian know-it-all cuckold 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: naked locale water buffalo literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: coral theater stage I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: exciting cowardly selfie so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: naked locale water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: milky charismatic church building 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: bespoke mental disorder Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: aphrodisiac bossy shrine tank how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: bespoke mental disorder I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: aphrodisiac bossy shrine tank 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: bespoke mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Vigorous stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: flickering sadistic regret Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: flickering sadistic regret $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: gay soul-stirring athletic conference $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: buck-toothed jet-lagged heaven wrinkle I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49530537) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: Appetizing mood 39, $600k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49598250) |