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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
orchid provocative tank
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Cobalt floppy jewess
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
duck-like gas station toaster
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Exhilarant Impertinent Brethren Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
swashbuckling iridescent party of the first part
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Jade Startled Step-uncle's House
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
trip masturbator
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
dun dilemma chad
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Bearded heady state crotch
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
galvanic parlor
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
titillating unholy ceo
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
house-broken giraffe
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Vigorous brunch
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Razzmatazz deep lodge
  06/30/25
cr
Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Bearded heady state crotch
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
chestnut chest-beating crackhouse
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
house-broken giraffe
  06/30/25
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Cracking son of senegal immigrant
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
titillating unholy ceo
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Razzmatazz deep lodge
  06/30/25
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vengeful dragon coldplay fan
  07/01/25
*bussy
Stubborn irradiated native international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Jade Startled Step-uncle's House
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
rebellious alcoholic preventive strike orchestra pit
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
White aphrodisiac mad cow disease pistol
  06/30/25
fuck
titillating unholy ceo
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
rebellious alcoholic preventive strike orchestra pit
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
orchid provocative tank
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
titillating unholy ceo
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
chestnut chest-beating crackhouse
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  06/30/25
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erotic clear senate sweet tailpipe
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
naked address travel guidebook
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
diverse fuchsia stage
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
red arrogant gunner
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
diverse fuchsia stage
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Cracking son of senegal immigrant
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
diverse fuchsia stage
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
flesh base windowlicker
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Adventurous rigpig sex offender
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Mind-boggling Psychic
  06/30/25
tcr
Cracking son of senegal immigrant
  07/01/25
just jump
Cordovan generalized bond
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  06/30/25
...
Lascivious Cruise Ship Headpube
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
olive startling jew athletic conference
  06/30/25
wow
Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
awkward tantric library hissy fit
  06/30/25
JFC man
Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
dun dilemma chad
  06/30/25
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Cordovan generalized bond
  06/30/25
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titillating unholy ceo
  06/30/25
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house-broken giraffe
  06/30/25
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maniacal thriller persian
  06/30/25
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Umber electric electric furnace site
  06/30/25
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Adventurous rigpig sex offender
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Mind-boggling Psychic
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
naked address travel guidebook
  06/30/25
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translucent liquid oxygen casino
  07/01/25
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vengeful dragon coldplay fan
  07/01/25
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vibrant slap-happy marketing idea
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
silver sticky boiling water
  07/01/25
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spectacular cheese-eating hall
  07/01/25
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duck-like gas station toaster
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
swashbuckling iridescent party of the first part
  06/30/25
bro
Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  06/30/25
...
Mind-boggling Psychic
  06/30/25
lol
Cracking son of senegal immigrant
  07/01/25
...
bateful house
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Beady-eyed school cafeteria associate
  06/30/25
jfc
Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Bearded heady state crotch
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
maniacal thriller persian
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Umber electric electric furnace site
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Cracking son of senegal immigrant
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Beady-eyed school cafeteria associate
  07/01/25
...
red arrogant gunner
  07/01/25
...
Umber electric electric furnace site
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
spectacular cheese-eating hall
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Demanding Messiness
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
chestnut chest-beating crackhouse
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
titillating unholy ceo
  06/30/25
...
Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  07/01/25
...
gold talented whorehouse pocket flask
  07/01/25
lol
Cracking son of senegal immigrant
  07/01/25
...
Cordovan generalized bond
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Fighting Milk
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Pale Aromatic Mexican
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
costumed offensive stage
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Boyish territorial internal respiration
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
bossy range
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
gold talented whorehouse pocket flask
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Effete puce national
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Cracking son of senegal immigrant
  07/01/25
...
Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
vengeful dragon coldplay fan
  07/01/25
😟
wonderful aquamarine organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
...
motley federal pit
  07/01/25
holy shit
Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
gold talented whorehouse pocket flask
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Big flatulent gay wizard mood
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
spectacular cheese-eating hall
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Jade Startled Step-uncle's House
  07/01/25
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Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
spectacular cheese-eating hall
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
spectacular cheese-eating hall
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
olive startling jew athletic conference
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Jade Startled Step-uncle's House
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
flirting puppy
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
vengeful dragon coldplay fan
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
milky dashing degenerate chapel
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  07/06/25
...
olive startling jew athletic conference
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Pearl Friendly Grandma
  07/06/25
...
Umber electric electric furnace site
  07/06/25
lol
Cracking son of senegal immigrant
  07/07/25
wow
Misunderstood Hominid Church Building
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: orchid provocative tank

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Cobalt floppy jewess

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: duck-like gas station toaster

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant Impertinent Brethren Mad-dog Skullcap

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling iridescent party of the first part

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Jade Startled Step-uncle's House

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: trip masturbator

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: dun dilemma chad

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Bearded heady state crotch

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: galvanic parlor

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: titillating unholy ceo

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Vigorous brunch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz deep lodge

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Bearded heady state crotch

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: chestnut chest-beating crackhouse

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Cracking son of senegal immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: titillating unholy ceo

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz deep lodge

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: vengeful dragon coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Stubborn irradiated native international law enforcement agency

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Jade Startled Step-uncle's House

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: rebellious alcoholic preventive strike orchestra pit

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: White aphrodisiac mad cow disease pistol

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: titillating unholy ceo

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: rebellious alcoholic preventive strike orchestra pit

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: orchid provocative tank

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: titillating unholy ceo

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: chestnut chest-beating crackhouse

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: erotic clear senate sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: naked address travel guidebook

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: diverse fuchsia stage

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: red arrogant gunner

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: diverse fuchsia stage

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Cracking son of senegal immigrant

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: diverse fuchsia stage

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: flesh base windowlicker

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Adventurous rigpig sex offender

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Psychic

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Cracking son of senegal immigrant

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Cordovan generalized bond

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Lascivious Cruise Ship Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: olive startling jew athletic conference

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: awkward tantric library hissy fit

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: dun dilemma chad

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Cordovan generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: titillating unholy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: maniacal thriller persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Umber electric electric furnace site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Adventurous rigpig sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Psychic

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: naked address travel guidebook

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: translucent liquid oxygen casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: vengeful dragon coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: vibrant slap-happy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: silver sticky boiling water

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: spectacular cheese-eating hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: duck-like gas station toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling iridescent party of the first part

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Cracking son of senegal immigrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: bateful house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed school cafeteria associate

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Bearded heady state crotch

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: maniacal thriller persian

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Umber electric electric furnace site

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Cracking son of senegal immigrant

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed school cafeteria associate

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: red arrogant gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Umber electric electric furnace site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: spectacular cheese-eating hall

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Demanding Messiness

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: chestnut chest-beating crackhouse

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: titillating unholy ceo

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: gold talented whorehouse pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Cracking son of senegal immigrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Cordovan generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Fighting Milk

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Pale Aromatic Mexican

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: costumed offensive stage

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Boyish territorial internal respiration

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: bossy range

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: gold talented whorehouse pocket flask

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Effete puce national

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Cracking son of senegal immigrant

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: vengeful dragon coldplay fan

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: wonderful aquamarine organic girlfriend

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: motley federal pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: gold talented whorehouse pocket flask

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Big flatulent gay wizard mood

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: spectacular cheese-eating hall

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Jade Startled Step-uncle's House

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: spectacular cheese-eating hall

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: spectacular cheese-eating hall

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: olive startling jew athletic conference

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Jade Startled Step-uncle's House

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: flirting puppy

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: vengeful dragon coldplay fan

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: milky dashing degenerate chapel

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: olive startling jew athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Pearl Friendly Grandma

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Umber electric electric furnace site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Cracking son of senegal immigrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)