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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?
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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236) |
Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM Author: orchid provocative tank I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: Cobalt floppy jewess Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM Author: duck-like gas station toaster I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: Exhilarant Impertinent Brethren Mad-dog Skullcap Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: swashbuckling iridescent party of the first part how much life insurance do they have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: Jade Startled Step-uncle's House Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: trip masturbator You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: dun dilemma chad the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building just jump is ALWAYS tcr
this bro lived
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Bearded heady state crotch now that's what i call a hypo.
rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: galvanic parlor This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM Author: titillating unholy ceo lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building “ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: house-broken giraffe 180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM Author: Vigorous brunch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM Author: Razzmatazz deep lodge If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Bearded heady state crotch what about your other kids? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: chestnut chest-beating crackhouse ? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: house-broken giraffe (guy who doesn't have crotch fruit) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM Author: Cracking son of senegal immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: titillating unholy ceo dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Razzmatazz deep lodge His wife will probably have sex with him too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Jade Startled Step-uncle's House Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: rebellious alcoholic preventive strike orchestra pit Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM Author: rebellious alcoholic preventive strike orchestra pit Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: orchid provocative tank this is a sick post even for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: titillating unholy ceo i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM Author: chestnut chest-beating crackhouse absolutely bizarre inference you drew here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building Jewish projection is a bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM Author: diverse fuchsia stage id probably grab a flotation device first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: red arrogant gunner (Smart Dad) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building more like (dad of a dead kid) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: diverse fuchsia stage my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM Author: Cracking son of senegal immigrant Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM Author: diverse fuchsia stage (shortmo kids) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: flesh base windowlicker Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM Author: Adventurous rigpig sex offender (Disney in house lawyer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: awkward tantric library hissy fit Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: dun dilemma chad Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM Author: Beady-eyed school cafeteria associate https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067
The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.
Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: maniacal thriller persian jfc, the poor parents (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM Author: Umber electric electric furnace site i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM Author: Cracking son of senegal immigrant I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM Author: red arrogant gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM Author: Umber electric electric furnace site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM Author: spectacular cheese-eating hall He should have jumped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Demanding Messiness how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.
you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.
the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: chestnut chest-beating crackhouse lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building cr
this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM Author: titillating unholy ceo it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM Author: gold talented whorehouse pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM Author: Cracking son of senegal immigrant lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM Author: Cordovan generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: Fighting Milk never gone over 25 feet because of the fear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM Author: Pale Aromatic Mexican If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM Author: costumed offensive stage Where did you come up with "head first"?
Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.
https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM Author: Boyish territorial internal respiration Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM Author: bossy range https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM Author: gold talented whorehouse pocket flask it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: Effete puce national Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?
also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM Author: Cracking son of senegal immigrant Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.
I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM Author: vengeful dragon coldplay fan Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: wonderful aquamarine organic girlfriend 😟 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM Author: motley federal pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM Author: gold talented whorehouse pocket flask yes absolutely (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Big flatulent gay wizard mood Anyone who says no isn’t a parent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM Author: spectacular cheese-eating hall Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM Author: Jade Startled Step-uncle's House You jump in no matter what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM Author: spectacular cheese-eating hall Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.
Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM Author: spectacular cheese-eating hall Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM Author: olive startling jew athletic conference Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM Author: Jade Startled Step-uncle's House That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: flirting puppy its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: vengeful dragon coldplay fan yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: milky dashing degenerate chapel kid yes, wife no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building that was unnecessary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: olive startling jew athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: Pearl Friendly Grandma If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM Author: Umber electric electric furnace site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: Cracking son of senegal immigrant lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Misunderstood Hominid Church Building wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889) |