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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Razzle sooty theatre
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
self-centered stimulating whorehouse gaming laptop
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
maniacal doctorate cruise ship
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Zombie-like slippery therapy
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
twisted claret brunch potus
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
smoky irate ticket booth selfie
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Big national security agency mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
embarrassed to the bone titillating state
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Racy chestnut trailer park
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Razzle sooty theatre
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Aphrodisiac church
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Balding Puppy Ladyboy
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Boyish Awkward Shitlib
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Razzle sooty theatre
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
cream sinister old irish cottage
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Mildly autistic partner liquid oxygen
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
charismatic chad
  06/30/25
cr
Razzle sooty theatre
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Aphrodisiac church
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Lavender vibrant office
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
cream sinister old irish cottage
  06/30/25
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passionate federal associate parlor
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Boyish Awkward Shitlib
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
charismatic chad
  06/30/25
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trip center
  07/01/25
*bussy
high-end offensive bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Big national security agency mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
irradiated sienna locus pervert
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
underhanded tanning salon
  06/30/25
fuck
Boyish Awkward Shitlib
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
irradiated sienna locus pervert
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
self-centered stimulating whorehouse gaming laptop
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Boyish Awkward Shitlib
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Lavender vibrant office
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Razzle sooty theatre
  06/30/25
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Honey-headed Filthpig
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Vivacious Medicated Water Buffalo Voyeur
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Glittery alpha hissy fit
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Buck-toothed stead foreskin
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Razzle sooty theatre
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Glittery alpha hissy fit
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
passionate federal associate parlor
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Glittery alpha hissy fit
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
galvanic locale
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Razzle sooty theatre
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
laughsome piazza antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Razzle-dazzle Mewling Site
  06/30/25
tcr
passionate federal associate parlor
  07/01/25
just jump
Low-t bearded nursing home pocket flask
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Razzle sooty theatre
  06/30/25
...
Appetizing Really Tough Guy Tank
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
vigorous brass jew university
  06/30/25
wow
Razzle sooty theatre
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
erotic pit
  06/30/25
JFC man
Razzle sooty theatre
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Racy chestnut trailer park
  06/30/25
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Low-t bearded nursing home pocket flask
  06/30/25
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Boyish Awkward Shitlib
  06/30/25
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cream sinister old irish cottage
  06/30/25
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Walnut 180 national
  06/30/25
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aromatic hospital
  06/30/25
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laughsome piazza antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Razzle-dazzle Mewling Site
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Vivacious Medicated Water Buffalo Voyeur
  06/30/25
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Chartreuse Faggotry
  07/01/25
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trip center
  07/01/25
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Opaque Famous Landscape Painting
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
hairraiser costumed psychic
  07/01/25
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Drab slap-happy stag film
  07/01/25
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Zombie-like slippery therapy
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
smoky irate ticket booth selfie
  06/30/25
bro
Razzle sooty theatre
  06/30/25
...
Razzle-dazzle Mewling Site
  06/30/25
lol
passionate federal associate parlor
  07/01/25
...
spectacular electric furnace
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Plum Meetinghouse Candlestick Maker
  06/30/25
jfc
Razzle sooty theatre
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Aphrodisiac church
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Walnut 180 national
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
aromatic hospital
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
passionate federal associate parlor
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Plum Meetinghouse Candlestick Maker
  07/01/25
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Buck-toothed stead foreskin
  07/01/25
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aromatic hospital
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Drab slap-happy stag film
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Crawly coldplay fan
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Lavender vibrant office
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Razzle sooty theatre
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Boyish Awkward Shitlib
  06/30/25
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Razzle sooty theatre
  07/01/25
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sticky kitchen
  07/01/25
lol
passionate federal associate parlor
  07/01/25
...
Low-t bearded nursing home pocket flask
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
insanely creepy hilarious boltzmann mood
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
alcoholic theater stage lettuce
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Swashbuckling Generalized Bond Range
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Pea-brained Citrine Rigor Indian Lodge
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
gaped friendly grandma school cafeteria
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
sticky kitchen
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
curious stage police squad
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Razzle sooty theatre
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
passionate federal associate parlor
  07/01/25
...
Razzle sooty theatre
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
trip center
  07/01/25
😟
Pungent Maize Gunner
  07/01/25
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Diverse Autistic Field
  07/01/25
holy shit
Razzle sooty theatre
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
sticky kitchen
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
pearl house-broken azn roommate
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Drab slap-happy stag film
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Big national security agency mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
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Razzle sooty theatre
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Drab slap-happy stag film
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Drab slap-happy stag film
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
vigorous brass jew university
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Big national security agency mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Razzle sooty theatre
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Cracking saffron weed whacker digit ratio
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
trip center
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
bateful confused regret
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Razzle sooty theatre
  07/06/25
...
vigorous brass jew university
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
scarlet point
  07/06/25
...
aromatic hospital
  07/06/25
lol
passionate federal associate parlor
  07/07/25
wow
Razzle sooty theatre
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: self-centered stimulating whorehouse gaming laptop

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: maniacal doctorate cruise ship

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Zombie-like slippery therapy

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: twisted claret brunch potus

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: smoky irate ticket booth selfie

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Big national security agency mad-dog skullcap

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone titillating state

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Racy chestnut trailer park

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac church

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Balding Puppy Ladyboy

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Boyish Awkward Shitlib

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: cream sinister old irish cottage

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Mildly autistic partner liquid oxygen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: charismatic chad

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac church

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Lavender vibrant office

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: cream sinister old irish cottage

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: passionate federal associate parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Boyish Awkward Shitlib

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: charismatic chad

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: trip center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: high-end offensive bawdyhouse

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Big national security agency mad-dog skullcap

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: irradiated sienna locus pervert

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: underhanded tanning salon

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Boyish Awkward Shitlib

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: irradiated sienna locus pervert

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: self-centered stimulating whorehouse gaming laptop

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Boyish Awkward Shitlib

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Lavender vibrant office

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Honey-headed Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Vivacious Medicated Water Buffalo Voyeur

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Glittery alpha hissy fit

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Buck-toothed stead foreskin

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Glittery alpha hissy fit

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: passionate federal associate parlor

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Glittery alpha hissy fit

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: galvanic locale

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: laughsome piazza antidepressant drug

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mewling Site

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: passionate federal associate parlor

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Low-t bearded nursing home pocket flask

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Appetizing Really Tough Guy Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: vigorous brass jew university

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: erotic pit

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Racy chestnut trailer park

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Low-t bearded nursing home pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Boyish Awkward Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: cream sinister old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Walnut 180 national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: aromatic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: laughsome piazza antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mewling Site

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Vivacious Medicated Water Buffalo Voyeur

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Chartreuse Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: trip center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Opaque Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: hairraiser costumed psychic

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Drab slap-happy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Zombie-like slippery therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: smoky irate ticket booth selfie

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mewling Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: passionate federal associate parlor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: spectacular electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Plum Meetinghouse Candlestick Maker

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac church

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Walnut 180 national

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: aromatic hospital

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: passionate federal associate parlor

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Plum Meetinghouse Candlestick Maker

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Buck-toothed stead foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: aromatic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Drab slap-happy stag film

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Crawly coldplay fan

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Lavender vibrant office

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Boyish Awkward Shitlib

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: sticky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: passionate federal associate parlor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Low-t bearded nursing home pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: insanely creepy hilarious boltzmann mood

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: alcoholic theater stage lettuce

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Generalized Bond Range

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Pea-brained Citrine Rigor Indian Lodge

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: gaped friendly grandma school cafeteria

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: sticky kitchen

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: curious stage police squad

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: passionate federal associate parlor

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: trip center

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Pungent Maize Gunner

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Diverse Autistic Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: sticky kitchen

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: pearl house-broken azn roommate

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Drab slap-happy stag film

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Big national security agency mad-dog skullcap

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Drab slap-happy stag film

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Drab slap-happy stag film

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: vigorous brass jew university

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Big national security agency mad-dog skullcap

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Cracking saffron weed whacker digit ratio

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: trip center

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: bateful confused regret

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: vigorous brass jew university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: scarlet point

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: aromatic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: passionate federal associate parlor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Razzle sooty theatre

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)