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I got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles today

I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z co...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/11/07
cool
talented persian
  03/11/07
Ah. That was the response I was looking for.
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/11/07
jz collage frame? you are either a faggot or 13.
cyan headpube
  03/31/07
why am i gay or young for doing this?
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/31/07
Fag.
Green Sound Barrier Range
  12/04/07
stfu.
plum place of business
  10/29/08
Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/11/07
?
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/11/07
Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?
tripping bistre marketing idea
  03/11/07
A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/11/07
bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have ...
mauve idiot
  03/11/07
well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N durin...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/11/07
just because they were women dsoesn't mean they would not ne...
mauve idiot
  03/11/07
yeah i think her titties were her best feature.
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/11/07
bone her?
mauve idiot
  03/11/07
this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-...
Crystalline kitty cat
  03/11/07
incomprehensible?? huh, are you mad that you only charge $5/...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/11/07
english isn't your first language, is it?
Crystalline kitty cat
  03/11/07
Hey going forward I'll pay Barak Obama to write my posts.
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/13/07
btw, anybody who uses the phrase "odd, hard-to-define w...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/14/07
You weren't with Maria, were you?!?
Jet-lagged Turquoise Hell Lettuce
  03/11/07
nah Maria charges like $1500/hour. can't afford it
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/11/07
LOLZ
Jet-lagged Turquoise Hell Lettuce
  03/11/07
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles Were you pl...
Adventurous indian lodge
  03/11/07
she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $1...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/13/07
underrated
Rambunctious tan pozpig
  03/14/07
correct
plum place of business
  12/04/07
180
curious brass famous landscape painting
  03/08/08
"Barnes and Noble"
bearded dysfunction
  03/13/07
okay fine i'm officially ghetto now.
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/13/07
what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shir...
Passionate Brethren
  03/13/07
thank you as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with p...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/13/07
The OP said "Barnes and Nobles" and not "Barn...
bearded dysfunction
  03/15/07
anyone who says "out of scope" on xoxo is a freaki...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/15/07
Also, the names of those stores are actually officially Macy...
Electric mood
  03/22/07
shutup dork
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/22/07
he has a point
Sienna stage
  07/17/07
What's up people?? I'm an artist now. I'm prestigious.
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/13/07
sorry, not if you shop at barnes and noble. they are the cvs...
Passionate Brethren
  03/13/07
actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Sta...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/13/07
You really like Jay-Z.
ocher violent den puppy
  03/13/07
You missed the part about HOV being short for JeHOVah.
Marvelous Elastic Band Spot
  03/15/07
well i mean i take that as a given
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/15/07
this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever enco...
ruby odious church
  03/14/07
tcr, it's like a drawn out awkward conversation
narrow-minded flushed candlestick maker trailer park
  07/17/07
It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/14/07
underrated.
racy hyperactive kitchen cumskin
  03/08/08
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=568898&mc=22...
curious brass famous landscape painting
  03/14/07
r u calling me a fucking liar?
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/14/07
not at all
curious brass famous landscape painting
  03/14/07
wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/14/07
...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/14/07
Are you a beat maker?
ocher violent den puppy
  03/14/07
unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do fi...
Mewling hospital skinny woman
  03/14/07
what dont you get about it?
ocher violent den puppy
  03/14/07
its clearly satire but i dont know of what.
Mewling hospital skinny woman
  03/15/07
clearly satire? what are you talking about?
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/15/07
*high five*
Mewling hospital skinny woman
  03/31/07
this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on x...
laughsome mustard toilet seat personal credit line
  03/15/07
this poster graduated from plucot university with a major in...
ruby odious church
  03/15/07
...
Titillating jewess
  07/17/07
this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?
vivacious pisswyrm
  03/15/07
in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???
Mind-boggling Rigpig Set
  03/15/07
my company's doing just fine
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/15/07
what's going on here?
floppy deranged locus associate
  03/15/07
you make niggers look bad.
pearly boiling water
  03/15/07
jealous punk
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/15/07
...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/22/07
hi, joshua_d!
rose electric furnace
  03/22/07
huh?
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/22/07
also, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&...
rose electric furnace
  03/22/07
r u saying you have a point?
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/22/07
wtf?
rose electric furnace
  03/22/07
fucking great thread dood srsly
rose electric furnace
  03/22/07
I still don't understand this thread.
talented persian
  03/22/07
what is there not to understand? it's pretty self-explanato...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/22/07
blah
Sienna stage
  07/17/07
...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/26/07
The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the frami...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/26/07
Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my in...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/27/07
I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law ...
Galvanic amber codepig
  03/27/07
The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really bring...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/31/07
this shit is bad. ass.
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/31/07
I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here
Mewling hospital skinny woman
  03/31/07
same
curious brass famous landscape painting
  03/31/07
It's definitely the principle of mathematical induction
Mewling hospital skinny woman
  03/31/07
clearly i was just joking about that. BUT, i use mathemat...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/31/07
tytytytyt
Mewling hospital skinny woman
  03/31/07
This thread gets worse and worse every time you post.
sable blood rage dilemma
  03/31/07
huh? i did start the thread jerkweed.
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/31/07
what? are my examples not induction?
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/31/07
ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about. ...
geriatric spectacular institution mad-dog skullcap
  07/17/07
Hilarious.
nubile site
  03/31/07
the young lady who came over last night was like: "w...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/31/07
YES!
Mewling hospital skinny woman
  07/17/07
tytytytytyty.
primrose razzle rehab
  12/04/07
Brilliant
plum place of business
  12/04/07
wanna know the consultant's name?
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  03/31/07
I never did get this thread.
fishy corn cake field
  07/17/07
bumps historical spreads from a database
Mewling hospital skinny woman
  09/28/07
diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 202...
dull contagious crackhouse
  09/28/07
http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm no joke buddy. Okay, 3...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  09/28/07
one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  09/29/07
it's like an episode of Jerry.
scarlet aromatic main people
  09/29/07
Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98
Mewling hospital skinny woman
  12/04/07
Amazing.
primrose razzle rehab
  12/04/07
See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I...
Naked new version
  12/04/07
Robert Hacketttt is a coward
Pontificating submissive orchestra pit pocket flask
  12/04/07
My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either m...
bat-shit-crazy chad
  03/08/08
I think I'm starting to get it...
Maize wonderful school idea he suggested
  03/08/08
this was always one of my favorite threads
curious brass famous landscape painting
  03/08/08
It's #1 in my book.
bat-shit-crazy chad
  03/08/08
all the posts calling it the worst thread of all time makes ...
curious brass famous landscape painting
  03/09/08
wtf no, it's next level schtick. it's truly amazing.
plum place of business
  03/09/08
This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly app...
racy hyperactive kitchen cumskin
  03/08/08
this is some fucked up shit
Bateful topaz resort doctorate
  03/08/08
Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?
Soggy costumed area windowlicker
  03/09/08
if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xo...
scarlet aromatic main people
  03/09/08
tcr
plum place of business
  10/29/08
interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were d...
Lavender stirring menage
  10/29/08
this is bad, real bad. this is not good for my image. I am...
Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency
  10/29/08


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Date: March 11th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z collage frame with a hired consultant. She was a white 23 year old recent gradute of Carnegie Mellon doing freelance art consulting work for me -- $25/hour. She double majored in Art and Psychology. GPA: 3.89.

She helped me put together a Jay-Z collage and we got kicked out because they said we were taking up too much space. Security escorted us out the building.

Then they started playing Prince's Diamonds and Pearls on the store CD player.

Did we do something wrong?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739943)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: talented persian

cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739973)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

Ah. That was the response I was looking for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739975)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: cyan headpube

jz collage frame?

you are either a faggot or 13.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849658)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

why am i gay or young for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849662)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: Green Sound Barrier Range

Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977314)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:00 PM
Author: plum place of business

stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307936)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:49 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739969)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740213)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:45 PM
Author: tripping bistre marketing idea

Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740223)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do a collage and that's exactly why I hired an "artist" to do it.

A collage in a sense that it's all his CDs, jackets (or books) and backs of the CDs that are inside the "jewel case". See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740228)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: mauve idiot

bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have stayed all damn day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740232)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N during the day was a white woman, and the security guards that threw us out were black women.

I think we were sort of making a "statement", if you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740243)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: mauve idiot

just because they were women dsoesn't mean they would not neccessarily enjoy 23 year-old titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740272)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

yeah i think her titties were her best feature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740287)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: mauve idiot

bone her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740298)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: Crystalline kitty cat

this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-define way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740237)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

incomprehensible?? huh, are you mad that you only charge $5/hour for making fries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740250)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: Crystalline kitty cat

english isn't your first language, is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740257)





Date: March 13th, 2007 9:57 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

Hey going forward I'll pay Barak Obama to write my posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749872)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

btw, anybody who uses the phrase "odd, hard-to-define way" is a freaking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755110)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Turquoise Hell Lettuce

You weren't with Maria, were you?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740276)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

nah Maria charges like $1500/hour. can't afford it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740284)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Turquoise Hell Lettuce

LOLZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740289)





Date: March 11th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles

Were you playing with xoxo dungeonmasTTTer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740309)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $140. I had to pay about $150 to get missing CDs, books, etc. The frame shop is charging me $626.

All in, I paid about $1,050 for the work.

The framing shop guy was a tall (approx. 6'2) fit white Waspish looking guy and he helped to choose the background, frame, etc. He was a fan of Jay-Z and had just bought some white Rocawear sneakers. He told me that jay-z had just sold Rocawear, was now close to being worth $500 million, that he liked his latest album Kingdom Come, and that Jay-Z's music was dark and intriguing.

He said that the pictures he paints with his music were dark.

I asked him if it would be worth anythig and he said no, that it would be worth something to me but not to anyone else.

I said consider if I turn around right after the frame is done and tried to sell it on E-bay for $1,200. He said noone would probably buy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749935)





Date: March 14th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: Rambunctious tan pozpig

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750965)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:47 PM
Author: plum place of business

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977357)





Date: March 8th, 2008 4:24 PM
Author: curious brass famous landscape painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449246)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:13 PM
Author: bearded dysfunction

"Barnes and Noble"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749955)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

okay fine i'm officially ghetto now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749966)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: Passionate Brethren

what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shirt came from Bloomingdale"

find a new cause to espouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750028)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

thank you

as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with palms towards the sky]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750033)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: bearded dysfunction

The OP said "Barnes and Nobles" and not "Barnes and Noble's"--hence your response is out of scope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757736)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:39 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

anyone who says "out of scope" on xoxo is a freaking moron!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761443)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Electric mood

Also, the names of those stores are actually officially Macy*s and Bloomindales. Barnes and Noble is still Barnes and Noble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800200)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:25 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

shutup dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800224)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Sienna stage

he has a point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399427)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

What's up people?? I'm an artist now.

I'm prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750012)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: Passionate Brethren

sorry, not if you shop at barnes and noble. they are the cvs of bookstores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750036)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore. I also think that she knew unconciously that it would piss people off at the bookstore. This is a smart girl.

I knew it was going to be problematic. First they asked if we purchased the CDs. Then they asked if we had bought anything, get this, "recently", even tho both of us were sitting there with coffees in our hand. then they said we were taking up too much space. at the same time i thought The bookstore was a good choice for me in case I needed to purchase another disc or paper or whatever.

interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.

keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750060)





Date: March 13th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: ocher violent den puppy

You really like Jay-Z.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750108)





Date: March 15th, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: Marvelous Elastic Band Spot

You missed the part about HOV being short for JeHOVah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757092)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:37 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

well i mean i take that as a given

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761425)





Date: March 14th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: ruby odious church

this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever encountered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7751001)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:04 PM
Author: narrow-minded flushed candlestick maker trailer park

tcr, it's like a drawn out awkward conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399356)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:43 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she was just browsing around. She either had to catch an early train or she was really looking forward to our date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755020)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:25 PM
Author: racy hyperactive kitchen cumskin

underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450194)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: curious brass famous landscape painting

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=568898&mc=22&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755087)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

r u calling me a fucking liar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755093)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: curious brass famous landscape painting

not at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755100)





Date: March 14th, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website with her full resume, and a portfolio with thumbnails of her object and print work. she also studied abroad in france.

i think this girl's a jewbie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755293)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:12 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755882)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:36 PM
Author: ocher violent den puppy

Are you a beat maker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756027)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:38 PM
Author: Mewling hospital skinny woman

unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do find it hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756045)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:41 PM
Author: ocher violent den puppy

what dont you get about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756066)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: Mewling hospital skinny woman

its clearly satire but i dont know of what.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757795)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:36 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

clearly satire? what are you talking about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761421)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:10 PM
Author: Mewling hospital skinny woman

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849524)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: laughsome mustard toilet seat personal credit line

this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756425)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: ruby odious church

this poster graduated from plucot university with a major in asshat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756441)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:44 PM
Author: Titillating jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399242)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: vivacious pisswyrm

this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756436)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:34 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Rigpig Set

in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757747)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

my company's doing just fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761453)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: floppy deranged locus associate

what's going on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757858)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: pearly boiling water

you make niggers look bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757930)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

jealous punk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761454)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:05 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7799992)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: rose electric furnace

hi, joshua_d!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800060)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800065)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: rose electric furnace

also, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&mc=18&forum_id=2#3535169

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800105)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

r u saying you have a point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800159)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: rose electric furnace

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800176)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:27 PM
Author: rose electric furnace

fucking great thread dood srsly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800243)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: talented persian

I still don't understand this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800183)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:22 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

what is there not to understand? it's pretty self-explanatory. if you don't understand this thread then you dont understand every thread out there. It's the principle of mathematical induction, which Jay-Z applies in his raps quite regularly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800196)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Sienna stage

blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399439)





Date: March 26th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822935)





Date: March 26th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the framing shop is located at...............

Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98

I'm not picking it up until noon tomorrow, so you can see if from 10am to 12pm in the framing shop, or, of course, at my apt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822944)





Date: March 27th, 2007 10:10 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my interior decorator slash maid to come over and tell me where to hang it, and then have her husband hang it.

Where shall I put it!!!?????!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828605)





Date: March 27th, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: Galvanic amber codepig

I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law student who shat in the magazine aisle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828662)





Date: March 31st, 2007 2:39 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really brings life to the place. I'm so proud of myself.

The story is over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849352)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:08 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

this shit is bad. ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849518)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:11 PM
Author: Mewling hospital skinny woman

I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849534)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:14 PM
Author: curious brass famous landscape painting

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849551)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:17 PM
Author: Mewling hospital skinny woman

It's definitely the principle of mathematical induction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849562)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

clearly i was just joking about that.

BUT, i use mathematical induction at my job, while I'm programming.

Two concrete examples:

1) When we're testing a new version of a pricing library, we compare the output of a file with the output of a file that was produced during a test just before. if the files are the same, then we're good. Because we assume that the one from before is good, given that the first one is good. that's what mathematical induction is.

2) When I download historical spreads from a database, some of the dates have error values. What i should do is some sort of interpolation to get the value, but I do something more simple which is just get the value from the day before. If there is a value for the first date, then i'm guaranteed to have an entire series without any errors. Again, basic mathematical induction.

I can't think of where jigga uses inducation in his raps, quite honestly. i was just joking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849587)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: Mewling hospital skinny woman

tytytytyt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849591)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:32 PM
Author: sable blood rage dilemma

This thread gets worse and worse every time you post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:33 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

huh? i did start the thread jerkweed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849629)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

what? are my examples not induction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849635)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: geriatric spectacular institution mad-dog skullcap

ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about.

as far as your comparisions go unless you use a cyclic redundancy check or non repeating hash the two files cant be compared directly. a bit differential will cancel out and even though both files are different you will get the result that both files are identical.

what youre doing is not induction. its extrapolation with infinite error functions.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399281)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:53 PM
Author: nubile site

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849719)





Date: March 31st, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

the young lady who came over last night was like:

"wow, that's hot. you just got all his shit. nobody else has something like that".

she is from florida.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849886)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: Mewling hospital skinny woman

YES!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399208)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: primrose razzle rehab

tytytytytyty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977310)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:48 PM
Author: plum place of business

Brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977365)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

wanna know the consultant's name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7851628)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:45 PM
Author: fishy corn cake field

I never did get this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399247)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Mewling hospital skinny woman

bumps historical spreads from a database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703073)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: dull contagious crackhouse

diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 2025 that I just don't understand yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703092)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm

no joke buddy. Okay, 3.85 instead of 3.89. i'm not perfect, you know

but what I described happened. those bastards should not have thrown us out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703196)





Date: September 29th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot on the wall and hang the picture is my sup's wife, and she claims to have been an interior decorator. she definitely does a good job cleaning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703231)





Date: September 29th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: scarlet aromatic main people

it's like an episode of Jerry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703506)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:34 PM
Author: Mewling hospital skinny woman

Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977294)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:35 PM
Author: primrose razzle rehab

Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977302)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:43 PM
Author: Naked new version

See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977342)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:49 PM
Author: Pontificating submissive orchestra pit pocket flask

Robert Hacketttt is a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977369)





Date: March 8th, 2008 5:32 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chad

My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449559)





Date: March 8th, 2008 3:44 PM
Author: Maize wonderful school idea he suggested

I think I'm starting to get it...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449011)





Date: March 8th, 2008 4:32 PM
Author: curious brass famous landscape painting

this was always one of my favorite threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449286)





Date: March 8th, 2008 5:23 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chad

It's #1 in my book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449526)





Date: March 9th, 2008 12:19 AM
Author: curious brass famous landscape painting

all the posts calling it the worst thread of all time makes it even better (in part because they might be right)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451447)





Date: March 9th, 2008 1:37 AM
Author: plum place of business

wtf no, it's next level schtick.

it's truly amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451712)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:31 PM
Author: racy hyperactive kitchen cumskin

This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly appreciate while high. But it is hilarious in any event. The "I use induction all the time at my job" post was incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450225)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:52 PM
Author: Bateful topaz resort doctorate

this is some fucked up shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450314)





Date: March 9th, 2008 4:41 AM
Author: Soggy costumed area windowlicker

Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452031)





Date: March 9th, 2008 5:36 AM
Author: scarlet aromatic main people

if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452140)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:00 PM
Author: plum place of business

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307935)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:06 PM
Author: Lavender stirring menage

interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.

keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.

------

this is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307949)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:28 PM
Author: Adulterous Goyim National Security Agency

this is bad, real bad. this is not good for my image. I am completely divorcing myself from the memory of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10308007)