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I got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles today

I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z co...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/11/07
cool
Canary bearded sanctuary
  03/11/07
Ah. That was the response I was looking for.
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/11/07
jz collage frame? you are either a faggot or 13.
twisted cumskin candlestick maker
  03/31/07
why am i gay or young for doing this?
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/31/07
Fag.
Tripping fat ankles coldplay fan
  12/04/07
stfu.
floppy temple fanboi
  10/29/08
Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/11/07
?
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/11/07
Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?
demanding principal's office persian
  03/11/07
A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/11/07
bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have ...
misanthropic bateful electric furnace
  03/11/07
well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N durin...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/11/07
just because they were women dsoesn't mean they would not ne...
misanthropic bateful electric furnace
  03/11/07
yeah i think her titties were her best feature.
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/11/07
bone her?
misanthropic bateful electric furnace
  03/11/07
this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-...
Sienna hyperactive property toilet seat
  03/11/07
incomprehensible?? huh, are you mad that you only charge $5/...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/11/07
english isn't your first language, is it?
Sienna hyperactive property toilet seat
  03/11/07
Hey going forward I'll pay Barak Obama to write my posts.
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/13/07
btw, anybody who uses the phrase "odd, hard-to-define w...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/14/07
You weren't with Maria, were you?!?
Costumed circlehead
  03/11/07
nah Maria charges like $1500/hour. can't afford it
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/11/07
LOLZ
Costumed circlehead
  03/11/07
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles Were you pl...
At-the-ready State Milk
  03/11/07
she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $1...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/13/07
underrated
razzle avocado liquid oxygen
  03/14/07
correct
floppy temple fanboi
  12/04/07
180
salmon yapping rehab
  03/08/08
"Barnes and Noble"
Magical Hospital
  03/13/07
okay fine i'm officially ghetto now.
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/13/07
what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shir...
rebellious bossy organic girlfriend tanning salon
  03/13/07
thank you as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with p...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/13/07
The OP said "Barnes and Nobles" and not "Barn...
Magical Hospital
  03/15/07
anyone who says "out of scope" on xoxo is a freaki...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/15/07
Also, the names of those stores are actually officially Macy...
misunderstood disgusting goyim church building
  03/22/07
shutup dork
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/22/07
he has a point
vibrant idiot
  07/17/07
What's up people?? I'm an artist now. I'm prestigious.
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/13/07
sorry, not if you shop at barnes and noble. they are the cvs...
rebellious bossy organic girlfriend tanning salon
  03/13/07
actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Sta...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/13/07
You really like Jay-Z.
Cocky Marketing Idea Cuckold
  03/13/07
You missed the part about HOV being short for JeHOVah.
kink-friendly indirect expression
  03/15/07
well i mean i take that as a given
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/15/07
this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever enco...
shimmering swashbuckling codepig cruise ship
  03/14/07
tcr, it's like a drawn out awkward conversation
Drab Irradiated House
  07/17/07
It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/14/07
underrated.
Glittery Hell
  03/08/08
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=568898&mc=22...
salmon yapping rehab
  03/14/07
r u calling me a fucking liar?
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/14/07
not at all
salmon yapping rehab
  03/14/07
wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/14/07
...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/14/07
Are you a beat maker?
Cocky Marketing Idea Cuckold
  03/14/07
unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do fi...
thirsty well-lubricated sweet tailpipe
  03/14/07
what dont you get about it?
Cocky Marketing Idea Cuckold
  03/14/07
its clearly satire but i dont know of what.
thirsty well-lubricated sweet tailpipe
  03/15/07
clearly satire? what are you talking about?
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/15/07
*high five*
thirsty well-lubricated sweet tailpipe
  03/31/07
this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on x...
gay boyish preventive strike boiling water
  03/15/07
this poster graduated from plucot university with a major in...
shimmering swashbuckling codepig cruise ship
  03/15/07
...
Histrionic set
  07/17/07
this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?
Trip territorial stead halford
  03/15/07
in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???
honey-headed becky quadroon
  03/15/07
my company's doing just fine
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/15/07
what's going on here?
Cerise shivering stag film
  03/15/07
you make niggers look bad.
crimson athletic conference
  03/15/07
jealous punk
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/15/07
...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/22/07
hi, joshua_d!
Stirring Main People Center
  03/22/07
huh?
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/22/07
also, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&...
Stirring Main People Center
  03/22/07
r u saying you have a point?
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/22/07
wtf?
Stirring Main People Center
  03/22/07
fucking great thread dood srsly
Stirring Main People Center
  03/22/07
I still don't understand this thread.
Canary bearded sanctuary
  03/22/07
what is there not to understand? it's pretty self-explanato...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/22/07
blah
vibrant idiot
  07/17/07
...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/26/07
The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the frami...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/26/07
Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my in...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/27/07
I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law ...
Exciting indecent area lettuce
  03/27/07
The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really bring...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/31/07
this shit is bad. ass.
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/31/07
I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here
thirsty well-lubricated sweet tailpipe
  03/31/07
same
salmon yapping rehab
  03/31/07
It's definitely the principle of mathematical induction
thirsty well-lubricated sweet tailpipe
  03/31/07
clearly i was just joking about that. BUT, i use mathemat...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/31/07
tytytytyt
thirsty well-lubricated sweet tailpipe
  03/31/07
This thread gets worse and worse every time you post.
Pearly hall laser beams
  03/31/07
huh? i did start the thread jerkweed.
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/31/07
what? are my examples not induction?
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/31/07
ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about. ...
Jet-lagged Hateful Sex Offender Senate
  07/17/07
Hilarious.
embarrassed to the bone dun lay black woman
  03/31/07
the young lady who came over last night was like: "w...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/31/07
YES!
thirsty well-lubricated sweet tailpipe
  07/17/07
tytytytytyty.
Saffron domesticated school
  12/04/07
Brilliant
floppy temple fanboi
  12/04/07
wanna know the consultant's name?
Crusty gas station trust fund
  03/31/07
I never did get this thread.
Ultramarine Haunted Graveyard
  07/17/07
bumps historical spreads from a database
thirsty well-lubricated sweet tailpipe
  09/28/07
diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 202...
Startled bull headed meetinghouse
  09/28/07
http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm no joke buddy. Okay, 3...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  09/28/07
one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  09/29/07
it's like an episode of Jerry.
Brilliant Dysfunction Kitty
  09/29/07
Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98
thirsty well-lubricated sweet tailpipe
  12/04/07
Amazing.
Saffron domesticated school
  12/04/07
See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I...
Adventurous masturbator locale
  12/04/07
Robert Hacketttt is a coward
multi-colored office
  12/04/07
My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either m...
Beady-eyed queen of the night
  03/08/08
I think I'm starting to get it...
Opaque azn orchestra pit
  03/08/08
this was always one of my favorite threads
salmon yapping rehab
  03/08/08
It's #1 in my book.
Beady-eyed queen of the night
  03/08/08
all the posts calling it the worst thread of all time makes ...
salmon yapping rehab
  03/09/08
wtf no, it's next level schtick. it's truly amazing.
floppy temple fanboi
  03/09/08
This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly app...
Glittery Hell
  03/08/08
this is some fucked up shit
Lake piazza
  03/08/08
Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?
titillating church useless brakes
  03/09/08
if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xo...
Brilliant Dysfunction Kitty
  03/09/08
tcr
floppy temple fanboi
  10/29/08
interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were d...
doobsian copper party of the first part
  10/29/08
this is bad, real bad. this is not good for my image. I am...
Crusty gas station trust fund
  10/29/08


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Date: March 11th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z collage frame with a hired consultant. She was a white 23 year old recent gradute of Carnegie Mellon doing freelance art consulting work for me -- $25/hour. She double majored in Art and Psychology. GPA: 3.89.

She helped me put together a Jay-Z collage and we got kicked out because they said we were taking up too much space. Security escorted us out the building.

Then they started playing Prince's Diamonds and Pearls on the store CD player.

Did we do something wrong?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739943)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: Canary bearded sanctuary

cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739973)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

Ah. That was the response I was looking for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739975)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: twisted cumskin candlestick maker

jz collage frame?

you are either a faggot or 13.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849658)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

why am i gay or young for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849662)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: Tripping fat ankles coldplay fan

Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977314)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:00 PM
Author: floppy temple fanboi

stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307936)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:49 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739969)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740213)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:45 PM
Author: demanding principal's office persian

Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740223)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do a collage and that's exactly why I hired an "artist" to do it.

A collage in a sense that it's all his CDs, jackets (or books) and backs of the CDs that are inside the "jewel case". See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740228)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: misanthropic bateful electric furnace

bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have stayed all damn day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740232)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N during the day was a white woman, and the security guards that threw us out were black women.

I think we were sort of making a "statement", if you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740243)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: misanthropic bateful electric furnace

just because they were women dsoesn't mean they would not neccessarily enjoy 23 year-old titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740272)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

yeah i think her titties were her best feature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740287)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: misanthropic bateful electric furnace

bone her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740298)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: Sienna hyperactive property toilet seat

this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-define way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740237)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

incomprehensible?? huh, are you mad that you only charge $5/hour for making fries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740250)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: Sienna hyperactive property toilet seat

english isn't your first language, is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740257)





Date: March 13th, 2007 9:57 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

Hey going forward I'll pay Barak Obama to write my posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749872)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

btw, anybody who uses the phrase "odd, hard-to-define way" is a freaking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755110)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: Costumed circlehead

You weren't with Maria, were you?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740276)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

nah Maria charges like $1500/hour. can't afford it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740284)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: Costumed circlehead

LOLZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740289)





Date: March 11th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: At-the-ready State Milk

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles

Were you playing with xoxo dungeonmasTTTer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740309)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $140. I had to pay about $150 to get missing CDs, books, etc. The frame shop is charging me $626.

All in, I paid about $1,050 for the work.

The framing shop guy was a tall (approx. 6'2) fit white Waspish looking guy and he helped to choose the background, frame, etc. He was a fan of Jay-Z and had just bought some white Rocawear sneakers. He told me that jay-z had just sold Rocawear, was now close to being worth $500 million, that he liked his latest album Kingdom Come, and that Jay-Z's music was dark and intriguing.

He said that the pictures he paints with his music were dark.

I asked him if it would be worth anythig and he said no, that it would be worth something to me but not to anyone else.

I said consider if I turn around right after the frame is done and tried to sell it on E-bay for $1,200. He said noone would probably buy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749935)





Date: March 14th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: razzle avocado liquid oxygen

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750965)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:47 PM
Author: floppy temple fanboi

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977357)





Date: March 8th, 2008 4:24 PM
Author: salmon yapping rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449246)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:13 PM
Author: Magical Hospital

"Barnes and Noble"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749955)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

okay fine i'm officially ghetto now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749966)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: rebellious bossy organic girlfriend tanning salon

what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shirt came from Bloomingdale"

find a new cause to espouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750028)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

thank you

as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with palms towards the sky]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750033)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: Magical Hospital

The OP said "Barnes and Nobles" and not "Barnes and Noble's"--hence your response is out of scope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757736)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:39 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

anyone who says "out of scope" on xoxo is a freaking moron!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761443)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: misunderstood disgusting goyim church building

Also, the names of those stores are actually officially Macy*s and Bloomindales. Barnes and Noble is still Barnes and Noble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800200)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:25 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

shutup dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800224)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: vibrant idiot

he has a point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399427)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

What's up people?? I'm an artist now.

I'm prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750012)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: rebellious bossy organic girlfriend tanning salon

sorry, not if you shop at barnes and noble. they are the cvs of bookstores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750036)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore. I also think that she knew unconciously that it would piss people off at the bookstore. This is a smart girl.

I knew it was going to be problematic. First they asked if we purchased the CDs. Then they asked if we had bought anything, get this, "recently", even tho both of us were sitting there with coffees in our hand. then they said we were taking up too much space. at the same time i thought The bookstore was a good choice for me in case I needed to purchase another disc or paper or whatever.

interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.

keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750060)





Date: March 13th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: Cocky Marketing Idea Cuckold

You really like Jay-Z.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750108)





Date: March 15th, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: kink-friendly indirect expression

You missed the part about HOV being short for JeHOVah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757092)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:37 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

well i mean i take that as a given

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761425)





Date: March 14th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: shimmering swashbuckling codepig cruise ship

this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever encountered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7751001)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:04 PM
Author: Drab Irradiated House

tcr, it's like a drawn out awkward conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399356)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:43 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she was just browsing around. She either had to catch an early train or she was really looking forward to our date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755020)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:25 PM
Author: Glittery Hell

underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450194)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: salmon yapping rehab

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=568898&mc=22&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755087)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

r u calling me a fucking liar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755093)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: salmon yapping rehab

not at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755100)





Date: March 14th, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website with her full resume, and a portfolio with thumbnails of her object and print work. she also studied abroad in france.

i think this girl's a jewbie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755293)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:12 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755882)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:36 PM
Author: Cocky Marketing Idea Cuckold

Are you a beat maker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756027)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:38 PM
Author: thirsty well-lubricated sweet tailpipe

unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do find it hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756045)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:41 PM
Author: Cocky Marketing Idea Cuckold

what dont you get about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756066)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: thirsty well-lubricated sweet tailpipe

its clearly satire but i dont know of what.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757795)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:36 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

clearly satire? what are you talking about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761421)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:10 PM
Author: thirsty well-lubricated sweet tailpipe

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849524)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: gay boyish preventive strike boiling water

this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756425)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: shimmering swashbuckling codepig cruise ship

this poster graduated from plucot university with a major in asshat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756441)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:44 PM
Author: Histrionic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399242)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: Trip territorial stead halford

this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756436)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:34 AM
Author: honey-headed becky quadroon

in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757747)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

my company's doing just fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761453)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: Cerise shivering stag film

what's going on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757858)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: crimson athletic conference

you make niggers look bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757930)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

jealous punk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761454)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:05 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7799992)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: Stirring Main People Center

hi, joshua_d!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800060)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800065)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: Stirring Main People Center

also, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&mc=18&forum_id=2#3535169

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800105)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

r u saying you have a point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800159)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Stirring Main People Center

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800176)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:27 PM
Author: Stirring Main People Center

fucking great thread dood srsly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800243)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: Canary bearded sanctuary

I still don't understand this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800183)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:22 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

what is there not to understand? it's pretty self-explanatory. if you don't understand this thread then you dont understand every thread out there. It's the principle of mathematical induction, which Jay-Z applies in his raps quite regularly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800196)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: vibrant idiot

blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399439)





Date: March 26th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822935)





Date: March 26th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the framing shop is located at...............

Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98

I'm not picking it up until noon tomorrow, so you can see if from 10am to 12pm in the framing shop, or, of course, at my apt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822944)





Date: March 27th, 2007 10:10 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my interior decorator slash maid to come over and tell me where to hang it, and then have her husband hang it.

Where shall I put it!!!?????!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828605)





Date: March 27th, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: Exciting indecent area lettuce

I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law student who shat in the magazine aisle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828662)





Date: March 31st, 2007 2:39 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really brings life to the place. I'm so proud of myself.

The story is over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849352)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:08 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

this shit is bad. ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849518)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:11 PM
Author: thirsty well-lubricated sweet tailpipe

I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849534)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:14 PM
Author: salmon yapping rehab

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849551)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:17 PM
Author: thirsty well-lubricated sweet tailpipe

It's definitely the principle of mathematical induction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849562)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

clearly i was just joking about that.

BUT, i use mathematical induction at my job, while I'm programming.

Two concrete examples:

1) When we're testing a new version of a pricing library, we compare the output of a file with the output of a file that was produced during a test just before. if the files are the same, then we're good. Because we assume that the one from before is good, given that the first one is good. that's what mathematical induction is.

2) When I download historical spreads from a database, some of the dates have error values. What i should do is some sort of interpolation to get the value, but I do something more simple which is just get the value from the day before. If there is a value for the first date, then i'm guaranteed to have an entire series without any errors. Again, basic mathematical induction.

I can't think of where jigga uses inducation in his raps, quite honestly. i was just joking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849587)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: thirsty well-lubricated sweet tailpipe

tytytytyt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849591)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:32 PM
Author: Pearly hall laser beams

This thread gets worse and worse every time you post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:33 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

huh? i did start the thread jerkweed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849629)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

what? are my examples not induction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849635)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Hateful Sex Offender Senate

ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about.

as far as your comparisions go unless you use a cyclic redundancy check or non repeating hash the two files cant be compared directly. a bit differential will cancel out and even though both files are different you will get the result that both files are identical.

what youre doing is not induction. its extrapolation with infinite error functions.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399281)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:53 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone dun lay black woman

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849719)





Date: March 31st, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

the young lady who came over last night was like:

"wow, that's hot. you just got all his shit. nobody else has something like that".

she is from florida.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849886)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: thirsty well-lubricated sweet tailpipe

YES!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399208)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: Saffron domesticated school

tytytytytyty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977310)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:48 PM
Author: floppy temple fanboi

Brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977365)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

wanna know the consultant's name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7851628)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:45 PM
Author: Ultramarine Haunted Graveyard

I never did get this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399247)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: thirsty well-lubricated sweet tailpipe

bumps historical spreads from a database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703073)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: Startled bull headed meetinghouse

diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 2025 that I just don't understand yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703092)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm

no joke buddy. Okay, 3.85 instead of 3.89. i'm not perfect, you know

but what I described happened. those bastards should not have thrown us out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703196)





Date: September 29th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot on the wall and hang the picture is my sup's wife, and she claims to have been an interior decorator. she definitely does a good job cleaning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703231)





Date: September 29th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: Brilliant Dysfunction Kitty

it's like an episode of Jerry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703506)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:34 PM
Author: thirsty well-lubricated sweet tailpipe

Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977294)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:35 PM
Author: Saffron domesticated school

Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977302)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:43 PM
Author: Adventurous masturbator locale

See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977342)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:49 PM
Author: multi-colored office

Robert Hacketttt is a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977369)





Date: March 8th, 2008 5:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed queen of the night

My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449559)





Date: March 8th, 2008 3:44 PM
Author: Opaque azn orchestra pit

I think I'm starting to get it...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449011)





Date: March 8th, 2008 4:32 PM
Author: salmon yapping rehab

this was always one of my favorite threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449286)





Date: March 8th, 2008 5:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed queen of the night

It's #1 in my book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449526)





Date: March 9th, 2008 12:19 AM
Author: salmon yapping rehab

all the posts calling it the worst thread of all time makes it even better (in part because they might be right)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451447)





Date: March 9th, 2008 1:37 AM
Author: floppy temple fanboi

wtf no, it's next level schtick.

it's truly amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451712)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:31 PM
Author: Glittery Hell

This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly appreciate while high. But it is hilarious in any event. The "I use induction all the time at my job" post was incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450225)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:52 PM
Author: Lake piazza

this is some fucked up shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450314)





Date: March 9th, 2008 4:41 AM
Author: titillating church useless brakes

Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452031)





Date: March 9th, 2008 5:36 AM
Author: Brilliant Dysfunction Kitty

if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452140)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:00 PM
Author: floppy temple fanboi

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307935)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:06 PM
Author: doobsian copper party of the first part

interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.

keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.

------

this is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307949)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:28 PM
Author: Crusty gas station trust fund

this is bad, real bad. this is not good for my image. I am completely divorcing myself from the memory of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10308007)