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10th yr biglaw associate diagnosed w terminal cancer, 3 months

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Offensive cerebral hominid
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wow he could've given the rest of the team more notice
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180 Made me LOL Thx
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seriously hope he transitions that shit fast
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Rate God and the arch Angels as a law firm.
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180 moniker
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Ty friend.
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This was awesome. Would be a perfect 180 if sender is bigla...
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[Associate], I just heard the terrible news. Please acce...
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i want to murder all biglawyers
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actual email
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Did he die from lymphoma? Or something else?
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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant orchestra pit athletic conference

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466751)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: Offensive cerebral hominid



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: Internet-worthy marvelous dragon range

wow he could've given the rest of the team more notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466766)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant orchestra pit athletic conference



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: Offensive cerebral hominid



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Contagious gold stag film persian

180

Made me LOL

Thx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466958)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: glittery pocket flask whorehouse

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467021)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: confused hideous tank

sheeeeeeeeeeit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467039)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Aromatic center

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467702)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Milky national security agency



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: Sexy Fuchsia Boistinker

lol shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468338)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring flushed school cafeteria



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: splenetic mother depressive



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: electric area

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470906)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Peach arousing prole trailer park

seriously

hope he transitions that shit fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673245)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: heady plum kitchen



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Irradiated Geriatric Double Fault Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334226)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Racy hall new version



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Coral vigorous gunner



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Appetizing Puppy



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Date: October 14th, 2015 7:29 AM
Author: Contagious gold stag film persian

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963623)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: mustard parlour mad-dog skullcap



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: histrionic bawdyhouse



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: comical infuriating headpube



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:02 AM
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Date: March 27th, 2021 2:31 AM
Author: Racy hall new version



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Date: March 27th, 2021 3:20 AM
Author: thriller nofapping state



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Pungent Field Marketing Idea

one year later, his widow gasps as his blackberry buzzes to life.

Another urgent email from a partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466811)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Internet-worthy marvelous dragon range

After the funeral, his wife sends him a heartfelt goodbye e-mail, knowing rationally he wouldn't read it but secretly hoping they have blackberry's in heaven...within an instant - a reply! Could it be? Is this real? Scrambling on her phone she opens it....

"I will be out of the office from Mar 9th onwards indefinitely, for urgent matters please contact [senior associate] or if unreachable [Partner] ... Thanks and sorry for any inconvenience!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467111)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: glittery pocket flask whorehouse

Rate God and the arch Angels as a law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467125)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: purple adventurous property

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473237)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: glittery pocket flask whorehouse

Ty friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27493363)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring flushed school cafeteria



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Coiffed Incel

This was awesome. Would be a perfect 180 if sender is biglaw shrew workwife instead of IRL wife, who would obviously be too busy spending the life ins money with/on Darnell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470878)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Bateful Snowy Indirect Expression

"excellent, this review project I'd like to rope you in on should only take about 2.5 months if we work diligently. please call me first thing in the AM to discuss."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466816)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Swollen background story corn cake



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: trip digit ratio electric furnace



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: glittery pocket flask whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467024)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring flushed school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469738)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: electric area

fuck this gay earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470916)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: ivory dead voyeur



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Black toilet seat sanctuary

[Associate],

I just heard the terrible news. Please accept my sincere condolences. On a business front, however, I feel compelled to ask for planning/transitioning purposes: are you going to be undergoing any course of treatment? If so, please touch base with me at your earliest convenience (I understand if you need to take the rest of the day, tomorrow morning is fine) to discuss whether you might be able to work around treatment days for any period of time, or whether we will need to immediately restaff [X] and [Y] matters.

Thanks again in advance and my condolences once more,

[Partner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466824)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Swollen background story corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466832)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:04 PM
Author: Racy hall new version

i want to murder all biglawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466894)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Aromatic center



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: walnut shivering gay wizard

actual email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469749)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: electric area



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy marvelous dragon range

[Associate],

Sorry - one more thing - just want to remind you that the firm will of course happily reimburse you for any wifi fees in the hospital for your firm issued laptop in case you had any concern about that.

Best and again condolences/thanks in advance,

[Partner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: titillating territorial plaza



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: histrionic bawdyhouse



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Ebony insecure nursing home deer antler



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: heady plum kitchen



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Mint organic girlfriend haunted graveyard

this is unnervingly pitch perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963087)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: histrionic bawdyhouse

Correct. It captures the fact that on some level, the partner is aware of how insane his question is, but that he doesn't have the levels of empathy (not even empathy--he really does feel kinda bad, but he's helped train himself to think in the twisted logics of a business organization) to not go there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258489)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: exciting mewling crotch



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: histrionic bawdyhouse



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:03 AM
Author: pearly abnormal legal warrant temple



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Date: August 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
Author: Offensive cerebral hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40761305)



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Date: March 27th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: pearly abnormal legal warrant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42172828)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: mustard parlour mad-dog skullcap

Team:

As many of you know, I received an unfortunate diagnosis this week. The treatment may zap my strength and rid me of the hair I have left, but I am committed to do my part on the Lunesto transaction until I depart for the big out of pocket in the sky.

Leolenin: please check for change of control provisions in those docs by COB

Thank all for the concern



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466994)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: glittery pocket flask whorehouse

Big out of pocket in the sky just beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467031)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Spruce Regret Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467395)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: mustard parlour mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467453)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: silver international law enforcement agency senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467697)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: wonderful abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469789)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 6:35 PM
Author: Indecent cruise ship generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27501347)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Racy hall new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673413)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: khaki library hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963041)



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Date: August 15th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Rebellious Theatre Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40760647)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Stage Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467150)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: Razzle jet lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467339)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Ungodly corner newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467384)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: Milky national security agency

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468337)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: dark ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468384)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: wine ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468658)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Exhilarant orchestra pit athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469721)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: walnut shivering gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469758)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Greedy vivacious piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470889)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: Galvanic Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27492883)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Ebony insecure nursing home deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673381)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Peach arousing prole trailer park

pukes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673404)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: heady plum kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685352)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Diverse fishy lodge mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28162730)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Irradiated Geriatric Double Fault Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334236)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: titillating territorial plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28335748)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: Galvanic Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258480)



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Date: August 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Offensive cerebral hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40761307)



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Date: March 27th, 2021 2:03 AM
Author: pearly abnormal legal warrant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42172819)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Lascivious church building

Jesus fucking Christ, this thread is not inaccurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: mustard parlour mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473371)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: titillating territorial plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258029)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: fragrant patrolman nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467087)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: Big garrison coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467160)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: glittery pocket flask whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467245)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: rough-skinned half-breed

Judge for whom i clerked talked INCESSANT shit about a clerk who got cancer and left clerkship 4 months early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467254)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: motley crackhouse

lol wtf, gonna need more details here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467268)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:42 AM
Author: rough-skinned half-breed

"Lots of people keep working while they get chemo. I don't know why she couldn't"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468843)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: splenetic mother depressive

JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470903)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: 180 station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473221)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: Internet-worthy marvelous dragon range

he's a lawyer of course he didn't speak his mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473272)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Naked shitlib

Well, ... yeah ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467665)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: Sexy Fuchsia Boistinker

please describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468341)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:21 AM
Author: mildly autistic faggot firefighter

LOL. judge who I clerked for did the exact same thing. Some guy two years before me got lymphoma and quit and the judge was all...."only clerk I ever had who left early, and they caught it real early and he was fine. Can't believe he did that. He's still alive and practing by the way." this was eleven years ago. I subsequntly met the guy at some annual clerks luncheon and then had a couple of cases against him later on. We became friendly. I went to his funeral in 2012.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468819)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: passionate business firm

Did he die from lymphoma? Or something else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469727)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring flushed school cafeteria

Pit bull mauling, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469744)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: heady plum kitchen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685356)



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Date: August 15th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Provocative point cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40760653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: splenetic mother depressive

You certainly know how to craft a story. A beginning, a middle and an END.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470918)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: bonkers hell mediation

what if he was up for partner in 2 months?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467269)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: wine ticket booth

No point in BREAKFAST if you're just going to vomit it up straight away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468656)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: titillating territorial plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468675)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Laughsome lake market main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: mustard parlour mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470766)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: Bateful Snowy Indirect Expression

it's extra rough if you have lunch cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27471306)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 8:52 AM
Author: Internet-worthy marvelous dragon range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27492544)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Racy hall new version

brunch cancer is worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673394)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy site goal in life

:=)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28955009)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Irradiated Geriatric Double Fault Mood

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334241)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Irradiated Geriatric Double Fault Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258535)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: yellow meetinghouse

... and they say xo femposters aren't funny!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258545)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: Internet-worthy marvelous dragon range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467375)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:37 AM
Author: Crimson Lay Rigpig

god's work ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468711)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:28 AM
Author: Exhilarant orchestra pit athletic conference

Lol look what I started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468825)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: Big garrison coffee pot

To be fair, the 'ouch' really makes it

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826535&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469730)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant orchestra pit athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469794)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: sticky curious toaster candlestick maker

And as he lies on his deathbed, pondering his life, he murmurs, "If only I had billed more..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470428)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: electric area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470936)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 4:47 PM
Author: odious federal knife

As the reality sets in, tears begin to well in his sunken eyes. "I never even got to see my name at the top of the associate hours list ..." They begin to fall, glistening in the light on his pale, gaunt, face. The face of a man whom death has claimed. "I never got to experience 3,000 hours. Oh GOD, why have I wasted my life!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27671831)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Internet-worthy marvelous dragon range

A firmwide e-mail goes out giving the time and location of his funeral. Avi, his best work buddy who's known him from 1L at HLS and was the best man at his wedding feels a deep pang of regret - making the funeral will be close to impossible given the transactions he's juggling. Can Avi risk everything he's striven for just to go to a funeral? His dead friend is not exactly going to notice....and he out of all people would TOTALLY understand Avi's dilemma. Hell, he'd do the same goddamn thing and not think twice. "Aha! I've got it!" Avi shrieks - it's a church funeral! He can sit discreetly in a back pew and type away on his blackberry (he's become a MASTER at silent speedy mobile typing) - and he can bill hours to boot! "I guess that's why I'm up for partner" he thinks to himself, with a smirk slowly forming across his face...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473164)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: lilac hunting ground turdskin

The orthodox do not go into churches. Avi uses this as an excuse not to attend, only recently having fucked over the same dead friend by leaving early on a Friday afternoon (shabbos!) and being out of touch until late Saturday night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27493160)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: Internet-worthy marvelous dragon range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27493424)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ceo Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334183)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:19 AM
Author: Peach arousing prole trailer park

but Avi tells the firm he is going to mourn "at schul" which is really code for getting his favorite black tranny hooker to blow him under the Sutphin/Jamaica viaduct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28962986)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: yellow meetinghouse

lol at specificity of location. is THAT where all the action is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258551)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Internet-worthy marvelous dragon range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27671637)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: mustard parlour mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334107)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: charcoal menage doctorate

Next flight to Amsterdam / Thailand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673437)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant orchestra pit athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685328)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Henna Blood Rage Forum

Took the risk averse route: lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334120)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 11:54 AM
Author: seedy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334579)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: ivory dead voyeur

After delivering the eulogy, the minister asks those gathered to partake in a moment of silent reflection. Unfortunately, one of the deceased's co-workers, a paunchy 8th year slouched in a rear pew, accidentally put his blackberry on 'speaker' mode when he dialed into a conference call he intended to furtively listen in on during the service. The serene, palpably spiritual silence is broken by an abrasive middle aged voice crackling through the blackberry's regrettably powerful speaker:

'Hello? Who just joined?!'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28335740)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:15 PM
Author: Laughsome lake market main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258461)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: thirsty bipolar casino affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258508)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant orchestra pit athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28954875)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Mint organic girlfriend haunted graveyard

180's all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963080)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: titillating territorial plaza

On balance, in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963275)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: violent theater sneaky criminal

So much of this is actually plausible, I literally feel sick reading it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963343)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:07 AM
Author: pearly abnormal legal warrant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#29333234)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: nighttime resort

this is really one of the darkest threads on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#29692136)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: mustard parlour mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30257936)



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: pearly abnormal legal warrant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40699145)



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: odious federal knife

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40699152)



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Date: August 15th, 2020 5:18 PM
Author: Crimson Lay Rigpig

He is posthumously made "partner" but all of his heirs have to sign a release acknowledging that it is an honorary title with no legal effect and releasing all potential claims against firm assets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40761113)



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Date: April 20th, 2021 6:36 PM
Author: Offensive cerebral hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42317815)



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Date: April 20th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: Slippery Disturbing Son Of Senegal Heaven

Can you ask a Summer Associate to research NIH clinical trials for your cancer? Expert reports are due in August, and it would be great if you could help the team out by giving us one more month. Thank. .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42317833)



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Date: April 20th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: Offensive cerebral hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42317840)