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10th yr biglaw associate diagnosed w terminal cancer, 3 months

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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac chocolate office

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466751)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: very tactful jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466761)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: offensive laughsome voyeur personal credit line

wow he could've given the rest of the team more notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466766)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac chocolate office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466790)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: very tactful jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466858)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz ladyboy forum

180

Made me LOL

Thx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466958)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: honey-headed well-lubricated business firm dog poop

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467021)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Costumed french associate

sheeeeeeeeeeit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467039)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: apoplectic nibblets hell

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467702)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling kitty



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: Rusted violent love of her life area

lol shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468338)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Adventurous Ivory Trump Supporter Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469735)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Grizzly Cheese-eating Juggernaut



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Orchid flatulent den

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470906)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Impertinent Persian Casino

seriously

hope he transitions that shit fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673245)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: smoky cowardly base



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: supple toaster



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Autistic bateful native



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: big hairy legs university



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: vermilion concupiscible house milk



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Date: October 14th, 2015 7:29 AM
Author: Razzmatazz ladyboy forum

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963623)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: house-broken razzle-dazzle fat ankles location



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: 180 milky depressive



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:02 AM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: wonderful parlour

one year later, his widow gasps as his blackberry buzzes to life.

Another urgent email from a partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466811)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: offensive laughsome voyeur personal credit line

After the funeral, his wife sends him a heartfelt goodbye e-mail, knowing rationally he wouldn't read it but secretly hoping they have blackberry's in heaven...within an instant - a reply! Could it be? Is this real? Scrambling on her phone she opens it....

"I will be out of the office from Mar 9th onwards indefinitely, for urgent matters please contact [senior associate] or if unreachable [Partner] ... Thanks and sorry for any inconvenience!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467111)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: honey-headed well-lubricated business firm dog poop

Rate God and the arch Angels as a law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467125)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: primrose tanning salon

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473237)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: honey-headed well-lubricated business firm dog poop

Ty friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27493363)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Adventurous Ivory Trump Supporter Senate



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: medicated yapping bawdyhouse pocket flask

This was awesome. Would be a perfect 180 if sender is biglaw shrew workwife instead of IRL wife, who would obviously be too busy spending the life ins money with/on Darnell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470878)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: curious iridescent station

"excellent, this review project I'd like to rope you in on should only take about 2.5 months if we work diligently. please call me first thing in the AM to discuss."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466816)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: motley space sound barrier



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Mauve embarrassed to the bone piazza bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467015)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: honey-headed well-lubricated business firm dog poop



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Adventurous Ivory Trump Supporter Senate



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Orchid flatulent den

fuck this gay earth

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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: Cordovan locale cuck



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: excitant useless legal warrant school

[Associate],

I just heard the terrible news. Please accept my sincere condolences. On a business front, however, I feel compelled to ask for planning/transitioning purposes: are you going to be undergoing any course of treatment? If so, please touch base with me at your earliest convenience (I understand if you need to take the rest of the day, tomorrow morning is fine) to discuss whether you might be able to work around treatment days for any period of time, or whether we will need to immediately restaff [X] and [Y] matters.

Thanks again in advance and my condolences once more,

[Partner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466824)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: motley space sound barrier



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:04 PM
Author: Autistic bateful native

i want to murder all biglawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466894)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: apoplectic nibblets hell



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Cream corn cake

actual email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469749)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Orchid flatulent den



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: offensive laughsome voyeur personal credit line

[Associate],

Sorry - one more thing - just want to remind you that the firm will of course happily reimburse you for any wifi fees in the hospital for your firm issued laptop in case you had any concern about that.

Best and again condolences/thanks in advance,

[Partner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: vivacious gaped ticket booth



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: 180 milky depressive



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Hot gas station



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: smoky cowardly base



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: scarlet bipolar theater

this is unnervingly pitch perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963087)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: 180 milky depressive

Correct. It captures the fact that on some level, the partner is aware of how insane his question is, but that he doesn't have the levels of empathy (not even empathy--he really does feel kinda bad, but he's helped train himself to think in the twisted logics of a business organization) to not go there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258489)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: aromatic toilet seat



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: 180 milky depressive



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Author: Alcoholic idiot kitchen



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Date: August 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
Author: very tactful jap



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Date: March 27th, 2021 2:04 AM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: house-broken razzle-dazzle fat ankles location

Team:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466994)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:18 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:59 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: house-broken razzle-dazzle fat ankles location



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:30 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:48 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:17 PM
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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:28 AM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:28 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:54 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: mind-boggling kitty

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468337)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Hateful dragon



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
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180

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:45 AM
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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:11 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:16 PM
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pukes

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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:58 PM
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Date: June 20th, 2015 12:41 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:23 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:17 PM
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Date: August 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
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Date: March 27th, 2021 2:03 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42172819)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: histrionic rebellious box office mood

Jesus fucking Christ, this thread is not inaccurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: house-broken razzle-dazzle fat ankles location



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:12 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: titillating up-to-no-good travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467087)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: pearly dashing feces



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: honey-headed well-lubricated business firm dog poop



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: spectacular deer antler nursing home

Judge for whom i clerked talked INCESSANT shit about a clerk who got cancer and left clerkship 4 months early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467254)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: irradiated mentally impaired state fanboi

lol wtf, gonna need more details here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467268)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:42 AM
Author: spectacular deer antler nursing home

"Lots of people keep working while they get chemo. I don't know why she couldn't"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468843)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Grizzly Cheese-eating Juggernaut

JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470903)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: Bossy unhinged athletic conference



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: offensive laughsome voyeur personal credit line

he's a lawyer of course he didn't speak his mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473272)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: tan roommate

Well, ... yeah ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467665)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: Rusted violent love of her life area

please describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468341)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:21 AM
Author: amethyst jew school cafeteria

LOL. judge who I clerked for did the exact same thing. Some guy two years before me got lymphoma and quit and the judge was all...."only clerk I ever had who left early, and they caught it real early and he was fine. Can't believe he did that. He's still alive and practing by the way." this was eleven years ago. I subsequntly met the guy at some annual clerks luncheon and then had a couple of cases against him later on. We became friendly. I went to his funeral in 2012.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468819)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: Passionate gay wizard principal's office

Did he die from lymphoma? Or something else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469727)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Adventurous Ivory Trump Supporter Senate

Pit bull mauling, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469744)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: smoky cowardly base

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2020 3:44 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Grizzly Cheese-eating Juggernaut

You certainly know how to craft a story. A beginning, a middle and an END.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470918)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: Seedy menage

what if he was up for partner in 2 months?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467269)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: rose bearded sneaky criminal quadroon

No point in BREAKFAST if you're just going to vomit it up straight away.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: vivacious gaped ticket booth



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:06 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: house-broken razzle-dazzle fat ankles location



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: curious iridescent station

it's extra rough if you have lunch cancer

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Date: March 15th, 2015 8:52 AM
Author: offensive laughsome voyeur personal credit line



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Autistic bateful native

brunch cancer is worse

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Date: October 12th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: charismatic mint orchestra pit

:=)

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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: supple toaster

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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:24 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: the penis

... and they say xo femposters aren't funny!

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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:58 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:37 AM
Author: Insanely creepy irate hospital son of senegal

god's work ITT

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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:28 AM
Author: aphrodisiac chocolate office

Lol look what I started

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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: pearly dashing feces

To be fair, the 'ouch' really makes it

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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:49 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 2:31 PM
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And as he lies on his deathbed, pondering his life, he murmurs, "If only I had billed more..."

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Date: April 11th, 2015 4:47 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:44 PM
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A firmwide e-mail goes out giving the time and location of his funeral. Avi, his best work buddy who's known him from 1L at HLS and was the best man at his wedding feels a deep pang of regret - making the funeral will be close to impossible given the transactions he's juggling. Can Avi risk everything he's striven for just to go to a funeral? His dead friend is not exactly going to notice....and he out of all people would TOTALLY understand Avi's dilemma. Hell, he'd do the same goddamn thing and not think twice. "Aha! I've got it!" Avi shrieks - it's a church funeral! He can sit discreetly in a back pew and type away on his blackberry (he's become a MASTER at silent speedy mobile typing) - and he can bill hours to boot! "I guess that's why I'm up for partner" he thinks to himself, with a smirk slowly forming across his face...

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Date: March 15th, 2015 12:44 PM
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The orthodox do not go into churches. Avi uses this as an excuse not to attend, only recently having fucked over the same dead friend by leaving early on a Friday afternoon (shabbos!) and being out of touch until late Saturday night.

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Date: March 15th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: offensive laughsome voyeur personal credit line



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:19 AM
Author: Impertinent Persian Casino

but Avi tells the firm he is going to mourn "at schul" which is really code for getting his favorite black tranny hooker to blow him under the Sutphin/Jamaica viaduct

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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: the penis

lol at specificity of location. is THAT where all the action is

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Date: April 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:21 PM
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Next flight to Amsterdam / Thailand

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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac chocolate office



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Translucent Startled Legend

Took the risk averse route: lost.

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'Hello? Who just joined?!'

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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:15 PM
Author: Salmon galvanic property double fault



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac chocolate office



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: scarlet bipolar theater

180's all around

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Date: October 14th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: vivacious gaped ticket booth

On balance, in balance.

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Date: October 14th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Puce cracking hall useless brakes

So much of this is actually plausible, I literally feel sick reading it

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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:07 AM
Author: Alcoholic idiot kitchen



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:16 PM
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this is really one of the darkest threads on XO

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Date: April 12th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: house-broken razzle-dazzle fat ankles location



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:02 AM
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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: spruce heaven

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40699152)



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Date: August 15th, 2020 5:18 PM
Author: Insanely creepy irate hospital son of senegal

He is posthumously made "partner" but all of his heirs have to sign a release acknowledging that it is an honorary title with no legal effect and releasing all potential claims against firm assets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40761113)



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Date: April 20th, 2021 6:36 PM
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Date: April 20th, 2021 6:39 PM
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