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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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marvelous kitty cat
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
drunken big state
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
exciting nighttime school dysfunction
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
bateful frisky theatre
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
vivacious disturbing voyeur
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
topaz pontificating indirect expression gas station
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Silver Goyim
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Scarlet nudist regret
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Sienna Arousing Tanning Salon
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
marvelous kitty cat
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Plum Razzle-dazzle Hell Travel Guidebook
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Federal electric furnace legal warrant
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Ocher dashing nursing home rigpig
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
marvelous kitty cat
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Hilarious godawful space
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
disgusting sickened rehab
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Talented orchid office
  06/30/25
cr
marvelous kitty cat
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Plum Razzle-dazzle Hell Travel Guidebook
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
tan sanctuary faggotry
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Hilarious godawful space
  06/30/25
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bistre laughsome forum skinny woman
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Ocher dashing nursing home rigpig
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Talented orchid office
  06/30/25
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Effete Geriatric Reading Party
  07/01/25
*bussy
wonderful native patrolman
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Silver Goyim
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Appetizing parlour immigrant
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Cyan cracking bawdyhouse doctorate
  06/30/25
fuck
Ocher dashing nursing home rigpig
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Appetizing parlour immigrant
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
drunken big state
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Ocher dashing nursing home rigpig
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
tan sanctuary faggotry
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
marvelous kitty cat
  06/30/25
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Cowardly tattoo
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Hairraiser becky international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
multi-colored clown
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
galvanic theater stage wrinkle
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
marvelous kitty cat
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
multi-colored clown
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
bistre laughsome forum skinny woman
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
multi-colored clown
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Lake goal in life
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
marvelous kitty cat
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
fuchsia vibrant people who are hurt
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
mind-boggling address cuckoldry
  06/30/25
tcr
bistre laughsome forum skinny woman
  07/01/25
just jump
Crusty Round Eye Den
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
marvelous kitty cat
  06/30/25
...
fear-inspiring spectacular persian
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
180 clear psychic
  06/30/25
wow
marvelous kitty cat
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Out-of-control heady turdskin stage
  06/30/25
JFC man
marvelous kitty cat
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Sienna Arousing Tanning Salon
  06/30/25
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Crusty Round Eye Den
  06/30/25
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Ocher dashing nursing home rigpig
  06/30/25
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Hilarious godawful space
  06/30/25
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Massive Pink Crackhouse
  06/30/25
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Red Buck-toothed Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
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fuchsia vibrant people who are hurt
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
mind-boggling address cuckoldry
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Hairraiser becky international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
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stimulating business firm
  07/01/25
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Effete Geriatric Reading Party
  07/01/25
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ruddy irradiated ape
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Supple stage dopamine
  07/01/25
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motley irate national security agency
  07/01/25
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bateful frisky theatre
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
topaz pontificating indirect expression gas station
  06/30/25
bro
marvelous kitty cat
  06/30/25
...
mind-boggling address cuckoldry
  06/30/25
lol
bistre laughsome forum skinny woman
  07/01/25
...
Emerald exhilarant resort coldplay fan
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
misunderstood pea-brained public bath boltzmann
  06/30/25
jfc
marvelous kitty cat
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Plum Razzle-dazzle Hell Travel Guidebook
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Massive Pink Crackhouse
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Red Buck-toothed Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
bistre laughsome forum skinny woman
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
misunderstood pea-brained public bath boltzmann
  07/01/25
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galvanic theater stage wrinkle
  07/01/25
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Red Buck-toothed Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
motley irate national security agency
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
outnumbered institution
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
tan sanctuary faggotry
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
marvelous kitty cat
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Ocher dashing nursing home rigpig
  06/30/25
...
marvelous kitty cat
  07/01/25
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Blue jew brunch
  07/01/25
lol
bistre laughsome forum skinny woman
  07/01/25
...
Crusty Round Eye Den
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Black Curious Church Building
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Lascivious At-the-ready Stead Pozpig
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
citrine well-lubricated stain
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Carmine Party Of The First Part Principal's Office
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
translucent location multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Blue jew brunch
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
ruby feces
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
marvelous kitty cat
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
bistre laughsome forum skinny woman
  07/01/25
...
marvelous kitty cat
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Effete Geriatric Reading Party
  07/01/25
😟
Sticky puppy indian lodge
  07/01/25
...
Shaky incel
  07/01/25
holy shit
marvelous kitty cat
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Blue jew brunch
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
charismatic karate
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
motley irate national security agency
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Silver Goyim
  07/01/25
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marvelous kitty cat
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
motley irate national security agency
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
motley irate national security agency
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
180 clear psychic
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Silver Goyim
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
marvelous kitty cat
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
sinister church azn
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Effete Geriatric Reading Party
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Kink-friendly fighting garrison degenerate
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
marvelous kitty cat
  07/06/25
...
180 clear psychic
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Violet Organic Girlfriend Ticket Booth
  07/06/25
...
Red Buck-toothed Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/06/25
lol
bistre laughsome forum skinny woman
  07/07/25
wow
marvelous kitty cat
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: marvelous kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: drunken big state

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: exciting nighttime school dysfunction

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: bateful frisky theatre

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: vivacious disturbing voyeur

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: topaz pontificating indirect expression gas station

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Silver Goyim

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Scarlet nudist regret

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Sienna Arousing Tanning Salon

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: marvelous kitty cat

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Plum Razzle-dazzle Hell Travel Guidebook

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Federal electric furnace legal warrant

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Ocher dashing nursing home rigpig

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: marvelous kitty cat

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Hilarious godawful space

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: disgusting sickened rehab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Talented orchid office

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: marvelous kitty cat

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Plum Razzle-dazzle Hell Travel Guidebook

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: tan sanctuary faggotry

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Hilarious godawful space

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: bistre laughsome forum skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Ocher dashing nursing home rigpig

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Talented orchid office

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Effete Geriatric Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: wonderful native patrolman

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Silver Goyim

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Appetizing parlour immigrant

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Cyan cracking bawdyhouse doctorate

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Ocher dashing nursing home rigpig

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Appetizing parlour immigrant

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: drunken big state

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Ocher dashing nursing home rigpig

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: tan sanctuary faggotry

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: marvelous kitty cat

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Cowardly tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser becky international law enforcement agency

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: multi-colored clown

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: galvanic theater stage wrinkle

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: marvelous kitty cat

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: multi-colored clown

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: bistre laughsome forum skinny woman

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: multi-colored clown

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Lake goal in life

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: marvelous kitty cat

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: fuchsia vibrant people who are hurt

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling address cuckoldry

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: bistre laughsome forum skinny woman

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Crusty Round Eye Den

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: marvelous kitty cat

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: fear-inspiring spectacular persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: 180 clear psychic

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: marvelous kitty cat

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Out-of-control heady turdskin stage

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: marvelous kitty cat

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Sienna Arousing Tanning Salon

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Crusty Round Eye Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Ocher dashing nursing home rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Hilarious godawful space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Massive Pink Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Red Buck-toothed Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: fuchsia vibrant people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling address cuckoldry

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser becky international law enforcement agency

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: stimulating business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Effete Geriatric Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: ruddy irradiated ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Supple stage dopamine

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: motley irate national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: bateful frisky theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: topaz pontificating indirect expression gas station

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: marvelous kitty cat

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling address cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: bistre laughsome forum skinny woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Emerald exhilarant resort coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: misunderstood pea-brained public bath boltzmann

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: marvelous kitty cat

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Plum Razzle-dazzle Hell Travel Guidebook

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Massive Pink Crackhouse

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Red Buck-toothed Mad-dog Skullcap

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: bistre laughsome forum skinny woman

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: misunderstood pea-brained public bath boltzmann

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: galvanic theater stage wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Red Buck-toothed Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: motley irate national security agency

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: outnumbered institution

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: tan sanctuary faggotry

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: marvelous kitty cat

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Ocher dashing nursing home rigpig

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: marvelous kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Blue jew brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: bistre laughsome forum skinny woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Crusty Round Eye Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Black Curious Church Building

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Lascivious At-the-ready Stead Pozpig

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: citrine well-lubricated stain

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Carmine Party Of The First Part Principal's Office

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: translucent location multi-billionaire

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Blue jew brunch

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: ruby feces

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: marvelous kitty cat

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: bistre laughsome forum skinny woman

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: marvelous kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Effete Geriatric Reading Party

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Sticky puppy indian lodge

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Shaky incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: marvelous kitty cat

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Blue jew brunch

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: charismatic karate

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: motley irate national security agency

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Silver Goyim

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: marvelous kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: motley irate national security agency

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: motley irate national security agency

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: 180 clear psychic

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Silver Goyim

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: marvelous kitty cat

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: sinister church azn

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Effete Geriatric Reading Party

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Kink-friendly fighting garrison degenerate

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: marvelous kitty cat

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: 180 clear psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Violet Organic Girlfriend Ticket Booth

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Red Buck-toothed Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: bistre laughsome forum skinny woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: marvelous kitty cat

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)