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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:31 AM
Author: Deranged appetizing hell idea he suggested

You’ve been playing with your brothers and a couple of neighborhood boys in the woods lining the ravine at the edge of your neighborhood at the fort you built out there and then played a touch football game across the lawns of your three houses. Mom pulls up in the Ford Aerostar and pulls a couple of pizza boxes and a couple of VHS rentals out of the back of the van. She calls you over. It’s pepperoni pizza or cheese pizza, iced tea, and Backdraft (1991) for the evening. You beg mom to let Brian and James stay for a sleepover down in the basement where you can lay out sleeping bags in front of the TV. She says yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402347)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:58 AM
Author: Sinister field haunted graveyard

Thanksgiving 2020: You visit home and are out for a walk with your mask on. You stop by the old ravine at the edge of your neighborhood where you used to play. It looks so much smaller now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41403105)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:00 AM
Author: Deranged appetizing hell idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41403120)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:15 AM
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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:57 PM
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Date: November 21st, 2020 2:04 AM
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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:35 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355289)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:59 PM
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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
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Date: November 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:23 PM
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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:42 AM
Author: comical at-the-ready stage



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Date: November 26th, 2025 12:21 AM
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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:51 AM
Author: mischievous university blood rage

I get just as much satisfaction out of a 12 hour day redlining Asset Purchase Agreements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402432)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:55 AM
Author: Deranged appetizing hell idea he suggested

What kind of asset is being purchased?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402445)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:03 AM
Author: chestnut fiercely-loyal public bath

All of the assets, tangible and intangible, which are used or useful in the business operations of the Seller and as more specifically defined hereinafter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402480)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:06 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402491)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:10 AM
Author: 180 school athletic conference



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: Big associate



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Date: November 15th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:11 AM
Author: Pink cruise ship faggot firefighter

primarily or exclusively used? Backdraft didn't have this much plotline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402509)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: mischievous university blood rage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402551)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49431292)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: bronze heady nowag

Funny that's what I'm doing right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402708)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: mischievous university blood rage

Hi Muscadine,

Sorry to rush you but it turns out we really need to close before Thanksgiving. Seller is threatening to walk away if we don't.

Thx,

Client

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402766)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: bronze heady nowag

I just received an addendum from the other attorney for the non-compete that I drafted. The addendum says: Seller may work in the restricted area during the restricted time in his chosen profession notwithstanding the non-compete.

I call the other attorney, and state, you understand that this addendum completely negates the entire non-compete? Other attorney says that he will have to get back with me.

It's so stupid, I'm not even mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402789)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: amber casino shitlib

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402999)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



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Date: November 20th, 2020 12:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring hall wagecucks

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41403799)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: mischievous university blood rage



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: mischievous university blood rage

One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41404671)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: bull headed azn



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:57 AM
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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49432130)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Godawful Theater Sweet Tailpipe

damn it we had ravines and forts in the woods too, even a waterfall. Someone a long time before dug out a fort-style trench in the woods and laid fiberglass sheets over it. We would go in a group of like 5-6 bros, and all of our dogs came along. Great times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402486)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:09 AM
Author: wine splenetic nibblets

Skip to the gay part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402498)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Excitant Internet-worthy Corn Cake Windowlicker



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Date: November 14th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:16 AM
Author: amber casino shitlib

180. Backdraft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402523)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:17 AM
Author: Adventurous infuriating range marketing idea

you go, we go

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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:21 AM
Author: Magenta nudist bbw trump supporter

I just remember the ride in Universal Studios where you are in a warehouse and the whole thing goes up in flames.

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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: bull headed azn

Same. It was fucking AMAZING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402675)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:19 AM
Author: Razzle Philosopher-king Step-uncle's House

I sound kinda gay in this story. Especially for a high school senior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402533)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:22 AM
Author: Deranged appetizing hell idea he suggested

I was 11 on Thanksgiving 1992. Just started jr high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402541)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: Razzle Philosopher-king Step-uncle's House

Being six years older, I won't judge you harshly for sharing a sleeping bag with Brian and James, even if all three of you were naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402550)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:52 AM
Author: talented alpha

Being eight years older, I will judge him. The little faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402690)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:53 AM
Author: Razzle Philosopher-king Step-uncle's House

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402696)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:36 AM
Author: Hot Razzle-dazzle Prole Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402958)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:21 AM
Author: talented alpha

I am in bootcamp, near the end. The cafeteria tries to do something special, but it is just off. There are trays of turkey, pre-cut, and bread rolls, and cans of cranberry sauce. The poorly whisked clumpy gravy is spread over my plate. It's my first Thanksgiving away from my family, but certainly not the last. I still have two weeks left of dealing with this bullshit. After the meal, we're allowed to go back to the barracks and relax for a bit. But the respite is shortlived. In order to maintain order, the Company Commander's burst into the barracks and force everyone to do pushups and situps until the roof condensation leaks onto the floor. The condensation is directly a result of fattened up men sweating profusely. Why the fuck did I join the military, I ask quietly to myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402537)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: beady-eyed native knife

How old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402545)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:41 AM
Author: talented alpha

47

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402623)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: beady-eyed native knife

Good synergy with your screen name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402747)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: Deranged appetizing hell idea he suggested

I’m pretty sure that’s dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402761)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed native knife

Sorry. I am a new member of this message board and do not understand who "dirte" is. I hope it is a callback to that hilarious David Spade movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41404263)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:46 PM
Author: Deranged appetizing hell idea he suggested

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41404304)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed native knife

Is that a disease?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41404356)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:40 PM
Author: talented alpha

he's calling you a Jew and telling you to Go Back To Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41404756)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:42 AM
Author: beady-eyed native knife

But I never lived in Israel and am not Jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41433803)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:42 AM
Author: talented alpha

GBTI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41433813)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed native knife

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41433828)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: bull headed azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402678)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49427629)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: bronze heady nowag

Week of Thanksgiving, 1992, I just finished my JV season of high school (MVP of team as linebacker and offensive lineman). I was 14, 5'10, 185 lbs, ripped. I was hooking up with this fat girl who was a senior who had enormous tits and we would fuck while her parents were downstairs. She would occasionally cry during sex because she said she felt bad about how young I was (she was 18). She didn't have a license because she got a DUI so her friend would come and pick me up in her dirty 240SX.

I don't know why we stopped hooking up, but this was just an early sophomore year thing.

I cherish these memories, as I rarely have sex anymore (although I did get Wife sex yesterday, which was really good, although that's only #2 for the year).

I love my kids, but man what would I give to do it all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402547)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: Razzle Philosopher-king Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402553)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: Deranged appetizing hell idea he suggested

Dayum. I’m the same as you, except I was never a jock, but I definitely hooked up with dem overweight girls in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402555)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: bronze heady nowag

I loved them, and I did it quietly because I didn't want the cool girls to get down on me. I knew that the cheerleader types were the girls I was supposed to date, but what just drove me nuts was those girls with big asses and huge tits. The girl from this story, I would grab her ass and it was just huge and soft, and the sight of her tits would make my mouth go dry. I never felt that way about the thin girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402587)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:49 AM
Author: dark cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402668)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Razzle Philosopher-king Step-uncle's House

Hmm, I always pictured you as a white guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402677)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: bronze heady nowag

Swedish heritage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402781)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49427641)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:38 AM
Author: bronze heady nowag

Calabasas, man what a place to grow up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402613)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:07 AM
Author: talented alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41403173)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49427643)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:28 AM
Author: ultramarine beta heaven really tough guy

https://movieweb.com/movies/1992/november/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402567)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: Deranged appetizing hell idea he suggested

At this age I never went and saw new releases at the movie theater. Not until high school. If I went to a theater at all, it was always older releases at the dollar theater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402585)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:39 AM
Author: ultramarine beta heaven really tough guy

Still, remembering ads for HA2 on tv, people buzzing like idiots about that shitty Dracula movie, etc, really brings me back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402617)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: talented alpha

The bodyguard soundtrack was huge. Couldn't go anywhere without hearing that Whitney Houston song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402685)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:56 AM
Author: ultramarine beta heaven really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402700)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:56 AM
Author: Deranged appetizing hell idea he suggested

This. It was the anthem for Winter ‘92 going into ‘93.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402703)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: idiotic impressive tanning salon wrinkle

I saw Passenger 57 in the theater.

Also Home Alone 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41403144)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:40 AM
Author: titillating feces area

Remember when thanksgiving used to be a big movie week? Movies would come out Tuesday night IIRC so dads and kids could go to the movies Wednesday while mom stayed home and cooked. I’m pretty sure this is the week new Bond films usually came out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402618)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: ultramarine beta heaven really tough guy

Rocky IV came out on that day - fuck libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41403782)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49433991)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:43 AM
Author: Honey-headed insecure pervert

Ravines, creeks, forts in the woods. REAL American youths. Things east coast liberals were denied and will never understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402636)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: bull headed azn

TRIGGERED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402672)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Razzle Philosopher-king Step-uncle's House

(guy who definitely got naked with Brian and James)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402683)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Elite Filthy Fortuitous Meteor

The construction paper headband with feathers you wore to play an Indian in the school reenactment of the first Thanksgiving is stuffed in the bottom of your bookbag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402709)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: talented alpha

It says 92, not 82

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402903)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:32 AM
Author: Deranged appetizing hell idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402926)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49427642)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:08 AM
Author: Razzmatazz green brunch

later that night your uncle walks into your bedroom and unzips his pants...you stare at it with surprise and desire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402774)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Deranged appetizing hell idea he suggested

changed up my moniker for a little more poast/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41402812)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:56 AM
Author: Passionate persian plaza

this is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41403098)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49461852)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:02 AM
Author: idiotic impressive tanning salon wrinkle

*Purchases 5,000 shares of Apple for 50 cents a piece with money I made over summer*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41403137)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:45 AM
Author: Red pit

(oldmo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355318)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:49 PM
Author: Charismatic French Cuckold

Lol remember Backdraft. Mods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41404329)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:03 PM
Author: Rambunctious rebellious theater stage genital piercing

40 minutes of thanksgiving 1992 TV commercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPasr4VFerw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41404462)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:51 AM
Author: self-centered parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41409313)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49430177)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:36 PM
Author: lake racy spot hissy fit

there are some old motherfuckers on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41404730)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:32 AM
Author: talented alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41409210)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:33 AM
Author: Costumed point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41409212)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49427631)



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Date: November 25th, 2020 7:18 AM
Author: Deranged appetizing hell idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#41433261)



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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: mischievous university blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#42982587)



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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#42982593)



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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#42982590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 4:23 AM
Author: Onyx hairraiser crackhouse hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#47089152)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 7:28 AM
Author: Deranged appetizing hell idea he suggested

It's 2023, you wake up at 3:35 AM on Thanksgiving day because you just had a dream of an unanswered client email. You check your phone beside you in the dark. Sure enough. It's an emergency, or maybe not, but you assume that it is because your mind is racing and you won't be able to go to sleep anyway. You go into the office in your house and you start hammering away at the keys on your laptop. Those emails to the clients won't write themselves! Who needs a holiday you think to yourself! I got this. I am the master of my universe. I am a good lawyer, goddamnit. Always responsive! Always on call! As you are hammering away, you realize you made a mistake and you have to recall an email message, you fire off another missive to the client about how you are seeking out resolution "immediately." Before you can hit send though, the VPN connection goes out and you have to reboot. Then your laptop needs updates. You decide to reboot and shower while you are getting back to where you left off. After the shower you finally get the message out. The fire drill should be done for the day!

You still can't sleep though. Even though the emails are down for now. You check the turkey and its dry brine. It still looks kind of frozen. You empty the dishwasher. You curse your wife for putting the knives in there. HANDWASHING ONLY WITH THE SHARP KNIVES!!! The dishes are done so you check the laundry. There's a lot to fold. You make coffee. You fold the laundry. There's no quieting the agitation in your soul though.

You calculate your net worth and that leaves you depressed. You wonder if the trash people will be around today to empty the bins and you decide to go put your trash out by the street just in case (knowing full well that they will never come).

As you come in from the cold you pour some coffee and you start to poast. You wonder why you can no longer feel anything remotely resembling joy and you seek out the understanding of your new friends, all of whom hide behind monikers on the internet.

Einfuehlung never comes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#47089231)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:44 AM
Author: flesh institution mexican

I don't recall writing this post and yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355313)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49430050)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Deranged appetizing hell idea he suggested

This is my life down to the last detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355351)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Crusty Senate Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355813)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:59 AM
Author: supple henna stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48356064)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:34 AM
Author: Onyx hairraiser crackhouse hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355287)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Federal Dopamine Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355293)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:48 AM
Author: mischievous university blood rage

I can't do this today. No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355321)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49427630)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:02 AM
Author: bonkers lilac ratface chapel

Don’t forget Survivor Series 1992. Highlights:

- Undertaker vs. Kamala in a casket match

- Big Boss Man vs. Nailz in a “nightstick on a pole” match

- Randy Savage and Mr. Perfect vs. Ric Flair and Razor Ramon

- WWF champion Bret Hart vs. IC champion Shawn Michaels

Bret beat Shawn with the sharpshooter and celebrated with Santa Claus afterwards.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355347)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 10:56 AM
Author: bonkers lilac ratface chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48355744)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49427647)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: Rough-skinned piazza

we get home from blockbuster with a freshly rented SNES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#48356054)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49427648)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49429864)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Cocky Dingle Berry Gay Wizard

You can recapture 20-30% of this joy by having kids and seeing them experience it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49433801)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49433864)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Deranged appetizing hell idea he suggested

Is this one of my classic threads at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49433805)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Motley Disturbing Double Fault Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49433839)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49461082)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2#49461437)