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That drunk kid literally got eaten by a shark. Why do people think ocean is safe

Never go into any ocean.
Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People
  06/01/23
link?
Beta Striped Hyena
  06/01/23
https://nypost.com/2023/05/31/missing-teen-jumped-off-ship-i...
Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People
  06/01/23
holy shit
Beta Striped Hyena
  06/01/23
Yes
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Canary Base
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Bronze Vengeful Patrolman Lettuce
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razzmatazz plum half-breed double fault
  06/01/23
comments are 180 on this one
razzmatazz plum half-breed double fault
  06/01/23
Wow. Fortuitous peak experience. Like being beaten to death ...
magenta multi-colored laser beams cuckold
  06/01/23
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spectacular turquoise bawdyhouse famous landscape painting
  06/02/23
The guy yelling "bye bye!" at the end must feel sh...
Cruel-hearted Native Voyeur
  06/02/23
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Gay Boyish Hissy Fit
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alcoholic knife locale
  12/07/23
“He’s an athlete … great smile, great hea...
Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building
  06/01/23
sharks arent out looking to eat humans. there are several oc...
insane nursing home telephone
  06/01/23
Well ur femoral artery being shredded for no reason after sh...
Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People
  06/01/23
cr. possible, but i bet he just drowned. there being a sh...
insane nursing home telephone
  06/01/23
I think video sleuths on the internet see him actually getti...
Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People
  06/01/23
it's pretty likely he got attacked though. he was swimming t...
Beta Striped Hyena
  06/01/23
Pelagic shark attacks are also typically much more intention...
Pale jet-lagged gas station
  06/01/23
youre prob right. I watched the video very skeptically. in t...
insane nursing home telephone
  06/01/23
That's a 2nd shark and there actually is some chick on the b...
Cruel-hearted Native Voyeur
  06/02/23
lol sharks do not give a shit about their babies
Crimson mildly autistic haunted graveyard
  06/01/23
sounds like sharks and niggers have a lot in common
bull headed transparent office mad cow disease
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Disgusting lascivious spot
  06/02/23
The ocean is literally a vast chamber of horrors where eldri...
chrome indirect expression space
  06/01/23
Yes. That's in the OP
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Carnelian Shrine Windowlicker
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Disgusting lascivious spot
  06/01/23
poast/moniker synergy
galvanic pozpig
  06/01/23
Allure of the abyss, etc.
Pale jet-lagged gas station
  06/01/23
Peak experience
Ungodly stain
  06/01/23
Wouldn’t people have heard him being eaten? Damn I wo...
Razzle Twinkling Uncleanness Hominid
  06/01/23
shark devoured his lower body in one bite. instant blood pre...
Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People
  06/01/23
You wouldn't at least scream?
scarlet property
  06/01/23
i believe its gasp, then sink
Anal parlour
  06/01/23
the second he saw that thing pop up in the water he probably...
Beta Striped Hyena
  06/01/23
U: shut-in poast on xo
Pearly trip senate
  06/01/23
When I was in the aircraft carrier I had to go down to the c...
lime home
  06/01/23
Sad but he should not have jumped into shark infested waters...
Twinkling black woman
  06/01/23
Searched for Cameron Robbins on Twitter, there's a lot of vi...
lime home
  06/01/23
Idk I think it's clear in the video. Everyone is saying peop...
Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People
  06/01/23
cr these modern cell phone cameras are low light monsters th...
Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building
  06/01/23
tcq people are insane even ITT. “very rare that shar...
Marvelous clown
  06/01/23
shitpits of the sea
Coral fortuitous meteor
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Domesticated Electric Sanctuary Travel Guidebook
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Bronze Vengeful Patrolman Lettuce
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Carnelian Shrine Windowlicker
  06/01/23
Around sharks, never relarks
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galvanic pozpig
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Canary Base
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Marvelous clown
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Pontificating Pink Institution
  06/07/23
i think about this post often
Ruddy Queen Of The Night Theater
  12/07/23
titcr i've had shark encounters (both in the bahamas), an...
Sooty Public Bath
  06/02/23
I don't think theres any force on earth scarier than being n...
Gaped Godawful Candlestick Maker Wagecucks
  06/02/23
In the ocean, humans are basically like cows floating helple...
dashing frozen heaven private investor
  06/02/23
Does anyone warn tourists not to swim at night away from the...
Pearly trip senate
  06/01/23
I've only done it when there were dolphins nearby. The downs...
Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building
  06/01/23
stuffwhitepeoplelike: swimming, surfing, and other water-...
Mint floppy box office selfie
  06/01/23
Your people die from fans lol
Excitant place of business national
  06/01/23
https://www.boredpanda.com/last-generation-women-mermaids-se...
Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building
  06/01/23
fucking a haenyeo in her prime probably was a peak life expe...
Sooty Public Bath
  06/02/23
there are like 10 human deaths by sharks per year worldwide,...
Up-to-no-good brass faggot firefighter tank
  06/01/23
Wont someone think of the sharks!
Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People
  06/01/23
Bull shark: https://twitter.com/DaEssence/status/16643114...
Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building
  06/01/23
Is this real? Seems conclusive. The lady also shows how his ...
Pearly trip senate
  06/01/23
I don't know why people are saying these attacks are that un...
Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building
  06/01/23
None of its really conclusive because it's so dark but regar...
Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People
  06/01/23
The water appears to change color around his white shoulder....
Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building
  06/01/23
That’s not a shark. The “nose” of the shar...
dashing frozen heaven private investor
  06/02/23
btw, have any Navy SEALs or Marines been eaten by sharks?
Crusty tanning salon ape
  06/01/23
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-worst-shark-attac...
Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building
  06/01/23
terrifying and horrific
Crusty tanning salon ape
  06/01/23
you’ve never seen Jaws?
Bronze Vengeful Patrolman Lettuce
  06/02/23
As I've said elsewhere the command intelligence center on bo...
lime home
  06/02/23
Looks like his right arm got taken off at the shoulder by on...
Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building
  06/01/23
Lol at all the non-beachmo pussies freaking out about some r...
Mind-boggling lay
  06/01/23
True
hot roommate macaca
  06/01/23
wow Harsh but fair
bonkers center
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Gaped Godawful Candlestick Maker Wagecucks
  06/02/23
What if this kid said something that made the shark feel dis...
walnut curious step-uncle's house elastic band
  06/01/23
he called the shark nigga, and the shark justifiably killed ...
lime home
  06/02/23
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walnut curious step-uncle's house elastic band
  06/02/23
Max IQ to jump off that boat like that?
Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building
  06/01/23
People take their kids to the Bahamas for graduating high sc...
Cruel-hearted Native Voyeur
  06/01/23
And let them take a booze cruise on an overcrowded boat thro...
Pearly trip senate
  06/01/23
Looked like a ttt cruise
Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building
  06/01/23
This is probably a $50 four-hour all-you-can-drink booze cru...
hot roommate macaca
  06/01/23
also he was staying at Paradise Island Atlantis, which is no...
Sooty Public Bath
  06/02/23
I was night diving with nurse sharks last month. I wonder if...
hot roommate macaca
  06/01/23
The chances this birdshit goes over and there is just some n...
titillating principal's office
  06/01/23
If currents pulled him under he would have floated back up a...
Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building
  06/02/23
3 things i do no fuck with irl -Lightning -Bears -S...
Gaped Godawful Candlestick Maker Wagecucks
  06/01/23
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heady henna codepig affirmative action
  06/02/23
(guy who turns into a pansy when there’s lightning)
dashing frozen heaven private investor
  06/02/23
ive known a few people irl that got deleted from direct abd ...
Gaped Godawful Candlestick Maker Wagecucks
  06/03/23
"He’s an athlete … great smile, great head...
Sooty Public Bath
  06/02/23
AZNgirl checking out Handsome student w/great smile, great h...
titillating principal's office
  06/02/23
it's a shame that the shark couldn't have gone after a more ...
Hairraiser point
  06/02/23
CR too bad the shark didn’t kill a baldmo loser like y...
odious ocher puppy
  06/02/23
Varsity? He had all the makings.
Mind-boggling lay
  06/04/23
My opinion is NOSHARK bite in that video. That is just his f...
dashing frozen heaven private investor
  06/02/23
LOL at people ITT. Has no one ever been scuba diving? Shark...
nubile cerebral electric furnace field
  06/02/23
How did the athletic, bushy-head-haired bro just get sucked ...
Pearly trip senate
  06/02/23
he jumped into the open ocean, u have no idea how strong the...
titillating principal's office
  06/02/23
Would you jump in to save him if you knew he was gay?
Pearly trip senate
  06/02/23
Also now there is this which someone pointed out above: Expe...
Pearly trip senate
  06/02/23
they typically don't but shark attacks DO happen and it look...
Beta Striped Hyena
  06/02/23
It's quite different when you make a yuge splash like that a...
Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building
  06/02/23
Apparently there has never been a shark death among Navy SEA...
heady henna codepig affirmative action
  06/02/23
I've known a few combat divers, all of them say random wildl...
arousing chocolate pistol
  06/02/23
i read a story about a dude at BUD/S who was swimming (no sc...
heady henna codepig affirmative action
  06/02/23
im sure he did more cummin than just up for air
titillating principal's office
  06/02/23
lmfao no way alcohol is to blame here, let's crucify the sha...
Comical Chad
  06/02/23
(BIGSHARK lobbyist)
High-end brethren
  06/02/23
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Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People
  06/02/23
imo we should be able to get drunk and jump into the ocean w...
Canary Base
  06/02/23
Some youtube vlogger in the area just went to the exact plac...
Offensive psychic doctorate
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Beta Striped Hyena
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titillating principal's office
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Canary Base
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Marvelous clown
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Wonderful Plaza
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People who are saying that's his legs: I doubt you've done m...
Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building
  06/02/23
Looks like 2 sharks eating his upper/lower extremities while...
Cruel-hearted Native Voyeur
  06/03/23
That is water splash from a kick. You see it go up and down ...
insane nursing home telephone
  06/06/23
There's no reason for him to even kick his legs out of the w...
Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building
  06/06/23
Here is a new video that seems to include a more complete ve...
Pearly trip senate
  06/06/23
Yeah that looks like a shark attack. The guy saying “b...
Beta Striped Hyena
  06/06/23
“Accept it.”
Insanely creepy death wish alpha
  06/06/23
He punches the shark with his right hand, then the camera pa...
Supple deranged turdskin community account
  06/06/23
You got, it bro. That’s why the presumably blonde girl...
Pearly trip senate
  06/06/23
If a blonde bitch hysterically screamed something, it must b...
Mind-boggling lay
  06/06/23
I wasn’t being sarcastic. The girl presumably didn&rsq...
Pearly trip senate
  06/06/23
People are saying the guy yelling "bye!" is also t...
Cruel-hearted Native Voyeur
  06/06/23
180. i wonder if they ever sucked each others cocks
Beta Striped Hyena
  06/06/23
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Pale jet-lagged gas station
  06/06/23
What’s his moniker
Pearly trip senate
  06/06/23
Link to this?
Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People
  06/06/23
you should write obits for money
Anal parlour
  06/06/23
So parents let their 18 year olds go drinking and partying f...
aggressive trailer park
  06/06/23
what's wrong with that? 18 y/o is an adult
Twinkling black woman
  06/06/23
the assumption of the risk scholarly briefing that is going ...
Supple deranged turdskin community account
  06/06/23
the drunk chad came to the nuisance!
Beta Striped Hyena
  06/06/23
https://nypost.com/2023/06/05/rescue-pros-explain-how-camero...
Exhilarant chapel
  06/06/23
These are the same “pros” that said the family t...
Pearly trip senate
  06/06/23
Someone has to run shit like this to give the parents some h...
Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building
  06/06/23
rofl well okay if the “united cajun navy” says s...
Pale jet-lagged gas station
  06/06/23
I just know that my beach in Miami doesn't have sharks. It i...
Stimulating Quadroon
  06/06/23
It's the same ocean, bro.
Exhilarant chapel
  06/06/23
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Pale jet-lagged gas station
  06/06/23
Why would sharks go to my beach if they never went there bef...
Stimulating Quadroon
  06/07/23
Shark NIMBY
Anal parlour
  06/07/23
allergic to silicon
Exhilarant chapel
  06/07/23
Some self proclaimed film analyst and shark expert cleaned u...
Pearly trip senate
  06/07/23
The Size and shape are consistent with a bull shark, plus I ...
Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building
  06/07/23
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Bronze Vengeful Patrolman Lettuce
  06/08/23
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insane nursing home telephone
  06/08/23
Bullshit. That was a good video.
Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building
  06/08/23
Not really. You couldn't even see anything. I expected to se...
Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People
  06/08/23
There was plenty and it was a good effort overall. There are...
Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building
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"glowing red eye effect" lmfao the ocean is a c...
Carnelian Shrine Windowlicker
  06/20/23
https://www.unilad.com/news/cameron-robbins-shark-attack-the...
dashing frozen heaven private investor
  06/08/23
Yep the family, Bahamian tourist industry/government, and ga...
Pearly trip senate
  06/08/23
yes its the Bahamas fault, not stupid birdshits for jumping ...
titillating principal's office
  06/08/23
the ocean is an attractive nuisance for 18 year old boy-men ...
Anal parlour
  06/08/23
In case anyone here leaves their house and is faced with thi...
Pearly trip senate
  06/08/23
Holy shot
insane nursing home telephone
  06/08/23
lol at xo retards still talking about this
Mahogany hell
  06/08/23
Amazing they there is still disagreement as to what happened...
Pearly trip senate
  06/08/23
Shark biology is complicated
Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building
  06/08/23
https://www.thedailybeast.com/tourists-watch-russian-man-get...
Exhilarant chapel
  06/08/23
We can’t tell that that’s a shark. ShRks don&rsq...
Beta Striped Hyena
  06/08/23
Never watch this tape
insane nursing home telephone
  06/08/23
No this is incorrect. Sharks don’t like to eat people....
Supple deranged turdskin community account
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Carnelian Shrine Windowlicker
  06/20/23
Bump for billionaires. Could have dodged a bullet
fragrant awkward dilemma
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Domesticated Electric Sanctuary Travel Guidebook
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Happy Holidays!
Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People
  12/07/23
Fucking lol at blaming the ocean for this guy's alcohol use
Comical Chad
  12/07/23


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Date: June 1st, 2023 9:58 AM
Author: Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People

Never go into any ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378639)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:04 AM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378665)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People

https://nypost.com/2023/05/31/missing-teen-jumped-off-ship-into-really-shark-infested-water-official/

Right at beginning of video u can see shark in corner coming towards him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378698)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378725)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:21 AM
Author: Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378732)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:39 AM
Author: Canary Base



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Bronze Vengeful Patrolman Lettuce



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz plum half-breed double fault



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz plum half-breed double fault

comments are 180 on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379251)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:11 PM
Author: magenta multi-colored laser beams cuckold

Wow. Fortuitous peak experience. Like being beaten to death with baseball bat on live TV.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379446)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:38 AM
Author: spectacular turquoise bawdyhouse famous landscape painting



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:40 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Native Voyeur

The guy yelling "bye bye!" at the end must feel shitty now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381922)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:52 AM
Author: Gay Boyish Hissy Fit



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Date: December 7th, 2023 9:08 PM
Author: alcoholic knife locale



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:42 PM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building

“He’s an athlete … great smile, great head of hair,”

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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:25 AM
Author: insane nursing home telephone

sharks arent out looking to eat humans. there are several occasions when something bad happens

- hungry shark mistakes you for food, bites you, is disgusted, and leaves. usually the bite is not fatal, but you need to stop the bleeding asap. maybe this kid just bled out

- shark feels shocked and threatened when you practically land on it or near its babies. maybe the kid's jump freaked out the shark. these are gtfo bites, not eating.

- a crazy shark attacks you aggressively, usually a bull shark or sometimes a great white. lone male psycho shark looking to kill you. extremely rare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378739)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People

Well ur femoral artery being shredded for no reason after shark spits u out while ur 50 yards in the ocean doesn't really make a difference whether they eat you or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378744)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:28 AM
Author: insane nursing home telephone

cr.

possible, but i bet he just drowned. there being a shark nearby is like there being a dog nearby in a surveillance video. "oh that dog probably killed him". yeah maybe....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378746)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:30 AM
Author: Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People

I think video sleuths on the internet see him actually getting dragged under. So shark probably attacked him and he didn't make it back up one way or another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378759)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena

it's pretty likely he got attacked though. he was swimming toward the buoy and then turned right the fuck round and swam in the opposite direction, away from whatever that mass was that appeared on the left side of the video. shark probably bit on him once or a few times and left him. although those waters are full of tiger sharks and i think they will sometimes eat people.

shark attacks are pretty rare, but they do happen. not sure how else to explain why the guy tried to run away from the buoy then just disappeared.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378777)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:39 AM
Author: Pale jet-lagged gas station

Pelagic shark attacks are also typically much more intentional than an exploratory/accidental littoral attack. The shark actually wants to eat you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378784)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:41 AM
Author: insane nursing home telephone

youre prob right. I watched the video very skeptically. in the first second there is a wave lit by the boat lights, and i wondered if the "shark" wasnt the same thing. none of the dozen of people watching and filming say anything about "holy shit theres a shark". so Im not convinced.

it does look like a shark tho, and he does ditch the buoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378786)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 3:06 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Native Voyeur

That's a 2nd shark and there actually is some chick on the boat screaming about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381958)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:19 PM
Author: Crimson mildly autistic haunted graveyard

lol sharks do not give a shit about their babies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379494)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:09 PM
Author: bull headed transparent office mad cow disease

sounds like sharks and niggers have a lot in common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380427)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: Disgusting lascivious spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382292)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:29 AM
Author: chrome indirect expression space

The ocean is literally a vast chamber of horrors where eldritch alien Lovecraftian demons dwell waiting for the stars to be right again so they can lay waste to the cosmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378752)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People

Yes. That's in the OP



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378762)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Carnelian Shrine Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378780)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:46 PM
Author: Disgusting lascivious spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379381)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: galvanic pozpig

poast/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380400)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Pale jet-lagged gas station

Allure of the abyss, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378763)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Ungodly stain

Peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378946)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 12:59 PM
Author: Razzle Twinkling Uncleanness Hominid

Wouldn’t people have heard him being eaten? Damn I wonder how quickly he realized he fucked up big time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379225)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:05 PM
Author: Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People

shark devoured his lower body in one bite. instant blood pressure loss and death without making a sound.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379245)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: scarlet property

You wouldn't at least scream?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379466)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 8:29 PM
Author: Anal parlour

i believe its gasp, then sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380615)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena

the second he saw that thing pop up in the water he probably realized he was in a pretty bad way. i bet that sobered him right up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379344)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Pearly trip senate

U: shut-in poast on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379274)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: lime home

When I was in the aircraft carrier I had to go down to the cic to service video consoles for the radar.. CIC was the command intelligence center and they had a lot of glass boards and stuff around with stuff written on in Grease pen.

One of the things written on the board was just note that said survival time in the water estimated to be like 2.5 minutes due to sharks LOL.. as for the video linked in the op I can't see s***. I'm going to go over to Twitter see if I can search for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379397)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Twinkling black woman

Sad but he should not have jumped into shark infested waters at night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379410)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: lime home

Searched for Cameron Robbins on Twitter, there's a lot of videos have been filtered and slowed down and stuff, there's a lot of dissenting opinion and whether there's a shark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379421)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People

Idk I think it's clear in the video. Everyone is saying people would be yelling SHARK and would be some big struggle but very likely the camera caught it when people on the boat couldn't see at the time.

Pretty clear it was in calm waters right in the bay on booz cruise and he was swimming fine, no reason able bodied dude would go missing that quick unless something got him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379438)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:46 PM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building

cr these modern cell phone cameras are low light monsters that shoot at f1.4 or maybe lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380367)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: Marvelous clown

tcq

people are insane even ITT. “very rare that shark maliciously and with deliberation actively attacks someone using teeth for murder usually just oops rips them to shreds”

you are NEVER safe once you step foot into the ocean. would rather waltz through lion country wearing antelope carcass clothing than swim at night near sharks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379459)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:24 PM
Author: Coral fortuitous meteor

shitpits of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379520)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 3:53 PM
Author: Domesticated Electric Sanctuary Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379825)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:19 AM
Author: Bronze Vengeful Patrolman Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381896)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 3:50 PM
Author: Carnelian Shrine Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379817)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:52 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone pocket flask

Around sharks, never relarks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380384)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380393)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:56 PM
Author: galvanic pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380404)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Canary Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380505)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 8:16 PM
Author: Marvelous clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380579)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:38 AM
Author: spectacular turquoise bawdyhouse famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381684)



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Date: June 4th, 2023 1:55 AM
Author: Talented bearded brunch national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46387937)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: confused mischievous lodge mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397087)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 7:38 PM
Author: Pontificating Pink Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46400932)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 9:02 PM
Author: Ruddy Queen Of The Night Theater

i think about this post often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47145652)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Sooty Public Bath

titcr

i've had shark encounters (both in the bahamas), and it's absolutely terrifying to be there with them

one time i was riding a current and some bitch practically crawled over me and shoved me away from her and i realized she'd shoved me toward a shark so she could get away, i was like ten feet from this 6 foot long who knows what species, i almost shit my pants

another time i dove in about 20 feet above an intentional feed and watched a swarm of sharks make a mess of things, i noped right the fuck back in the boat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381560)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 7:05 AM
Author: Gaped Godawful Candlestick Maker Wagecucks

I don't think theres any force on earth scarier than being near sharks in a feeding frenzy, would literally rather be in a cat 5 hurricane eye wall or under a overpass in a tornado, they will bite each other they get so fucked up on killing once it starts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382118)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:50 AM
Author: dashing frozen heaven private investor

In the ocean, humans are basically like cows floating helplessly waiting for slaughter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382271)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:36 PM
Author: Pearly trip senate

Does anyone warn tourists not to swim at night away from the beach or is that supposed to be common sense? I don’t know anything about the Bahamas, would this guy have any idea that there might be hungry sharks in the water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380337)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:52 PM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building

I've only done it when there were dolphins nearby. The downside to this approach is that dolphins often congregate around swarms of jellyfish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380380)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: Mint floppy box office selfie

stuffwhitepeoplelike:

swimming, surfing, and other water-related activities

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4185699&mc=204&forum_id=2

(repost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368013&forum_id=2#39390899)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380343)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:44 PM
Author: Excitant place of business national

Your people die from fans lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380363)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building

https://www.boredpanda.com/last-generation-women-mermaids-sea-diving-mijoo-kim-korea/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380409)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:14 AM
Author: Sooty Public Bath

fucking a haenyeo in her prime probably was a peak life experience, likely enthusiastic as hell, wild, and extremely confident at a time when women all over the world were ironically dead fish in bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381588)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good brass faggot firefighter tank

there are like 10 human deaths by sharks per year worldwide, yet like 100,000 or 1 million shark deaths by humans a year. our ability to judge risk is so skewed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380346)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:38 PM
Author: Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People

Wont someone think of the sharks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381195)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:01 PM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building

Bull shark:

https://twitter.com/DaEssence/status/1664311459818487808?t=FhWRWsnwv1juqQlB5Q4UCg&s=19

https://twitter.com/THERedRumMedia/status/1664269405881262080?t=UnhUrNzL5YDKV8Xe9ytKiQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380414)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:48 PM
Author: Pearly trip senate

Is this real? Seems conclusive. The lady also shows how his right arm goes missing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381256)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:57 PM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building

I don't know why people are saying these attacks are that uncommon. Very few people end up swimming in shark infested waters like this. The sharks would have been startled by this huge living thing with limbs that's just splashing in the water. It's going to be warm and smell like meat. One shark sees another shark going for it and thinks "I better get me some too." It's instinctive. The dood probably was probably torn apart in seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381304)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:57 PM
Author: Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People

None of its really conclusive because it's so dark but regardless he was probably eaten by shark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381305)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:01 PM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building

The water appears to change color around his white shoulder. If it's an artifact, it's one we don't see anywhere else in the image. It's also uniform and looks biased toward the red end of the spectrum. It looks almost like a perfect bayer array doing nearest neighbor interpolation and only the red pixels are detecting anything. You can see the green pixels getting triggered everywhere else



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381325)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:54 AM
Author: dashing frozen heaven private investor

That’s not a shark. The “nose” of the shark is exactly where his right foot was exiting the water a moment before. It’s jus true splash of his foot. You can see how the water splashed back down a moment after the “shark” appears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382285)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: Crusty tanning salon ape

btw, have any Navy SEALs or Marines been eaten by sharks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380423)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-worst-shark-attack-in-history-25715092/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380438)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:17 PM
Author: Crusty tanning salon ape

terrifying and horrific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380449)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:38 AM
Author: Bronze Vengeful Patrolman Lettuce

you’ve never seen Jaws?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381920)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:23 AM
Author: lime home

As I've said elsewhere the command intelligence center on board the aircraft carrier I was on had a warning on the board that survival time in the water was about 2 minutes due to sharks.. on board these aircraft carriers typically one or two people get knocked overboard every Cruise.. some of them die, I assume from sharks.. on these ships we throw the trash overboard including the food. So the sharks follow these big ships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382229)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:12 PM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building

Looks like his right arm got taken off at the shoulder by one shark just as the other went for the legs.

https://twitter.com/DustyDeLuna/status/1663941114506756096?t=Jm18LrB5chxbs_B0gNyQjw&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380435)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling lay

Lol at all the non-beachmo pussies freaking out about some random 1 in a million shark attack. Meanwhile 50,000 people die a year in car accidents and they drive 80 on the freeway while scarfing down McDonald’s and posting on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380459)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:45 PM
Author: hot roommate macaca

True

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381462)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:38 AM
Author: bonkers center

wow

Harsh but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381803)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:14 AM
Author: Gaped Godawful Candlestick Maker Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382027)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:37 PM
Author: walnut curious step-uncle's house elastic band

What if this kid said something that made the shark feel disrespected?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380498)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:25 AM
Author: lime home

he called the shark nigga, and the shark justifiably killed him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382231)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:47 PM
Author: walnut curious step-uncle's house elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383313)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 9:48 PM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building

Max IQ to jump off that boat like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380942)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Native Voyeur

People take their kids to the Bahamas for graduating high school now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380967)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:33 PM
Author: Pearly trip senate

And let them take a booze cruise on an overcrowded boat through shark infested waters, apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381159)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:38 PM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building

Looked like a ttt cruise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381190)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:47 PM
Author: hot roommate macaca

This is probably a $50 four-hour all-you-can-drink booze cruise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381474)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: Sooty Public Bath

also he was staying at Paradise Island Atlantis, which is not cheap. Like $900/night for two adults.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381621)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:17 PM
Author: hot roommate macaca

I was night diving with nurse sharks last month. I wonder if that area was known for bulls and tigers. Most sharks are nbd. I’ve also dived with six foot Caribbean reef sharks and it was nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381391)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:50 PM
Author: titillating principal's office

The chances this birdshit goes over and there is just some nigga shark named darnell there waiting to eat him wld be highly lolzy unusual shit but this birdshit voted for it so whatever, its way more likely the current was just too strong, he cldnt swim to the life preserver thing and then he drifted away and eventually ran out of energy and drowned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381487)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:57 PM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building

If currents pulled him under he would have floated back up at some point unless his corpse was devoured. Reports say the boat stayed out there for 2-3 hours looking for him. Aint no current that holds you underwater for 2-3 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46384011)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:55 PM
Author: Gaped Godawful Candlestick Maker Wagecucks

3 things i do no fuck with irl

-Lightning

-Bears

-Sharks

Fuck that shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381505)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: heady henna codepig affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382233)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:00 AM
Author: dashing frozen heaven private investor

(guy who turns into a pansy when there’s lightning)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382309)



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Date: June 3rd, 2023 2:22 AM
Author: Gaped Godawful Candlestick Maker Wagecucks

ive known a few people irl that got deleted from direct abd indirect lightning strikes in SE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46385257)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:01 AM
Author: Sooty Public Bath

"He’s an athlete … great smile, great head of hair"

lol what's the school director's moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381525)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:18 AM
Author: titillating principal's office

AZNgirl checking out Handsome student w/great smile, great hair tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381597)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 5:00 AM
Author: Hairraiser point

it's a shame that the shark couldn't have gone after a more deserving baldmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382040)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: odious ocher puppy

CR too bad the shark didn’t kill a baldmo loser like you that no one would miss, but you’ve never seen the ocean and a shark would probably spit your diseased corpse out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382255)



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Date: June 4th, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Mind-boggling lay

Varsity? He had all the makings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46387849)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:46 AM
Author: dashing frozen heaven private investor

My opinion is NOSHARK bite in that video. That is just his foot kicking up some water.

Also, why does he keep paddling along merrily as he is supposedly being bitten in half?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382261)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: nubile cerebral electric furnace field

LOL at people ITT. Has no one ever been scuba diving? Sharks DGAF about you, I’ve been around 50 at a time and they don’t bother you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382313)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:31 PM
Author: Pearly trip senate

How did the athletic, bushy-head-haired bro just get sucked under in placid water? Why did Bahama defense forces guy bother to note that the water there is “shark infested as fuck”. I can’t stop thinking about this kid. He still had 4 more years before he should have killled himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383244)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:49 PM
Author: titillating principal's office

he jumped into the open ocean, u have no idea how strong the current is pushign him away, he literally had maybe 60 seconds tops to get to the life preserver, i learned this with my failed sailboat, even if u are only going 3-4 knots u literally have seconds to swim back to the boat otherwise u will just get pushed into the ocean and eventually run out of energy and drown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383320)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: Pearly trip senate

Would you jump in to save him if you knew he was gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383718)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:34 PM
Author: Pearly trip senate

Also now there is this which someone pointed out above: Experts have told Fox News Digital there is a vast array of marine life, including dolphins, tiger sharks and bull sharks in those waters that feed off the scraps from the boats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383258)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena

they typically don't but shark attacks DO happen and it looks pretty likely that one did here.

i dated this girl whose son dives with his dad every weekend pretty much and he was telling me that he doesn't get scared of sharks at all and they're always around in florida when he's out. but crazy shit happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383271)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:48 PM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building

It's quite different when you make a yuge splash like that and then paddle around on the surface like a retard. A scuba diver is going to look like just another big sea animal, but that flailing hunk of warm stinky meat is going to look like the opportunity of a lifetime. I wonder if alcohol would have made him smell more attractive. His breath and maybe his clothes/skin would have smelled like beer. His sweat may have smelled like Bacardi after days of partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383979)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:03 AM
Author: heady henna codepig affirmative action

Apparently there has never been a shark death among Navy SEALs, who swim miles in the dark and around ships. Although a guy I know had a hairy situation once with his swim buddy where they kept getting bumped by something huge underwater in the middle of the ocean but couldn’t see it and it scared the shit out of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382323)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: arousing chocolate pistol

I've known a few combat divers, all of them say random wildlife encounters (typically at night and low vis) are the absolute worst part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382474)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:57 PM
Author: heady henna codepig affirmative action

i read a story about a dude at BUD/S who was swimming (no scuba) off the shore with a swim buddy and a sea lion literally pulled him under and dragged him to the bottom and started humping him. He and his swim buddy stabbed it several times and it swam away and he could finally come up for air - they say stabbing it didn't do much since it is all blubber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383122)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:50 PM
Author: titillating principal's office

im sure he did more cummin than just up for air

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383323)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:04 AM
Author: Comical Chad

lmfao no way alcohol is to blame here, let's crucify the shark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382327)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:52 AM
Author: High-end brethren

(BIGSHARK lobbyist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382479)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382853)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:16 PM
Author: Canary Base

imo we should be able to get drunk and jump into the ocean without worrying about dismemberment by sea creatures. we need to teach sharks not to maul - mauling is about power, not hunger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382960)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Offensive psychic doctorate

Some youtube vlogger in the area just went to the exact place the kid went missing & threw a stray dog in the water and it was devoured in seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383269)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:39 PM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383273)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:51 PM
Author: titillating principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383325)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Canary Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383629)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 3:17 PM
Author: Marvelous clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383725)



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Date: June 4th, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Wonderful Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46387884)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:06 PM
Author: confused mischievous lodge mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397090)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:37 AM
Author: seedy tantric crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402593)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:54 PM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building

People who are saying that's his legs: I doubt you've done much swimming. There is no point at which your torso and arms should be in this position while your legs are kicking out of the water.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxjSc6RWwAEcgUu?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46384007)



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Date: June 3rd, 2023 2:19 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Native Voyeur

Looks like 2 sharks eating his upper/lower extremities while he bleeds out. Are people actually seeing something different?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46385255)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:30 AM
Author: insane nursing home telephone

That is water splash from a kick. You see it go up and down in the video below. However, the more I look at all the videos, the more it does look like the snakey thing is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394499)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:25 PM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building

There's no reason for him to even kick his legs out of the water. He is butterfly kicking the entire time, which would be appropriate under the circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396741)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:32 AM
Author: Pearly trip senate

Here is a new video that seems to include a more complete version of the first. It shows him punching at something near the shark-looking thing by the life ring. It seems like he is cocking his arm and punching hard with his right hand but in the encounter loses or injures his left hand/arm and awkwardly floats away unable to use his left arm, looks over his shoulder, and sinks/ is pulled down.

https://twitter.com/king_scarlett_/status/1664958609501847556?s=46&t=NOVXkXsmj4763I7zl1R3YQ

Rip bushy-haired Chad. I would trade places with you if could, preferably a few years before you were eaten but would happily accept a few seconds before for the hair and fortuitous peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394347)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 7:32 AM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena

Yeah that looks like a shark attack. The guy saying “bye bye!” makes me lol. “He’s gone bro!”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394421)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 7:38 AM
Author: Insanely creepy death wish alpha

“Accept it.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394426)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:42 AM
Author: Supple deranged turdskin community account

He punches the shark with his right hand, then the camera pans away to the boat, and when it pans back, the shark has his left arm in its mouth and is dragging him away as he tries to slap/hit it with his right hand. He is moving way to fast in the water for just treading water. The shark is pulling him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394514)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 9:29 AM
Author: Pearly trip senate

You got, it bro. That’s why the presumably blonde girl screams “the current" as he is dragged away while the buoy stands still.

Not sure why the gay Cajun navy is still running interfere for the parents who don’t want the truth to come out.

Fox News digital reports the boat was anchored there for hours and there must have been quite a few sharks waiting for food waste/wasted "food’ to fall in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394634)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Mind-boggling lay

If a blonde bitch hysterically screamed something, it must be true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394756)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 11:52 AM
Author: Pearly trip senate

I wasn’t being sarcastic. The girl presumably didn’t see the shark and saw Cameron getting swiftly pulled away. Which supports pumos theory that he couldn’t move that fast on his own. Too bad all the retarded shark loving “experts” didn’t see this video first but it does once again expose what frauds “experts” are. Only a proud pet shark owner could deny this was a shark attack at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395104)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 11:25 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Native Voyeur

People are saying the guy yelling "bye!" is also the guy who dared Chad to jump, and also knew there were sharks milling around the water. Sounds like he wanted Chad to die and was giddy about the shark pulling him away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395010)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 11:40 AM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena

180. i wonder if they ever sucked each others cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395071)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: Pale jet-lagged gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397587)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:05 PM
Author: Pearly trip senate

What’s his moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395157)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:12 PM
Author: Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People

Link to this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396684)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 11:56 AM
Author: Anal parlour

you should write obits for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395125)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: aggressive trailer park

So parents let their 18 year olds go drinking and partying for days on a boat? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395166)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:46 PM
Author: Twinkling black woman

what's wrong with that? 18 y/o is an adult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396805)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:26 PM
Author: Supple deranged turdskin community account

the assumption of the risk scholarly briefing that is going to come out of the resulting lawsuit is going to be a sweet treat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395250)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:50 PM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena

the drunk chad came to the nuisance!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395350)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant chapel

https://nypost.com/2023/06/05/rescue-pros-explain-how-cameron-robbins-likely-vanished/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396830)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 7:05 PM
Author: Pearly trip senate

These are the same “pros” that said the family told them not to pursue shark theory and that their position is they don’t know what happened. The new video paints the full picture. The kids in a boxing match with god knows how many sharks

https://twitter.com/king_scarlett_/status/1664958609501847556?s=46&t=NOVXkXsmj4763I7zl1R3YQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396867)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:25 PM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building

Someone has to run shit like this to give the parents some hoap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397160)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 10:25 PM
Author: Pale jet-lagged gas station

rofl well okay if the “united cajun navy” says so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397599)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Stimulating Quadroon

I just know that my beach in Miami doesn't have sharks. It is a relatively private area and no beachfront condo is under $1mln here. But I wouldn't go swimming in some random ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397086)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant chapel

It's the same ocean, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397191)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: Pale jet-lagged gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397591)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Stimulating Quadroon

Why would sharks go to my beach if they never went there before? They populate certain areas which excludes the high income areas of miami.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46400918)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Anal parlour

Shark NIMBY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46400922)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant chapel

allergic to silicon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46401016)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 11:34 PM
Author: Pearly trip senate

Some self proclaimed film analyst and shark expert cleaned up footage from the higher res video and you can see he is surrounded by sharks plus a big ass shark bites him and drags him under:

https://twitter.com/LeGentilDauphin/status/1665872529435553794?s=20

Another shark guy says he sees bull sharks because they give a glowing red eye effect and suggests he was punching the juvenile sharks when they did some innocent bumping to investigate him and mother bull shark got protective and chomped him in half. Maybe the old punch the shark in the nose eyes and gills trick needs to be updated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46401729)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 11:47 PM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building

The Size and shape are consistent with a bull shark, plus I think you're more likely to encounter them at the surface vs tiger sharks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46401770)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:59 AM
Author: Bronze Vengeful Patrolman Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402080)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 8:17 AM
Author: insane nursing home telephone

Deleted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402335)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:37 AM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building

Bullshit. That was a good video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402597)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People

Not really. You couldn't even see anything. I expected to see actual shark outlines in his enhanced video but there wasn't shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403526)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:19 PM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building

There was plenty and it was a good effort overall. There are a million ways you can do this shit. It's the same thing they do when they show you Hubble and JWST images. They are cleaned up. There's an art to it, but if you do it right you are producing accurate results.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403550)



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Date: June 20th, 2023 4:14 PM
Author: Carnelian Shrine Windowlicker

"glowing red eye effect"

lmfao the ocean is a clive barker hellscape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46450437)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:02 AM
Author: dashing frozen heaven private investor

https://www.unilad.com/news/cameron-robbins-shark-attack-theory-957700-20230603

"None of the experts consulted can definitely say what's in the video due to the quality and length of the video," Trascher told the outlet.

"The Robbins family has requested that we not entertain that theory any longer, so our official position is that we don't know what happened while Cam was in the water."

"The girls were in bikinis and bathing suits. The guys were giving them their shirts.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402491)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:36 AM
Author: Pearly trip senate

Yep the family, Bahamian tourist industry/government, and gay white knighting Cajun army really would prefer you not think about the dumb kid getting torn up on an otherwise perfect sunset cruise (now 50% off).

Incidentally, the video above has been taken down after complaints from the aforementioned parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402589)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:38 AM
Author: titillating principal's office

yes its the Bahamas fault, not stupid birdshits for jumping into the middle of the ocean

even if there were sharks it has zero relevance for normal tourists who dont jump off cruise ships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402600)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:06 PM
Author: Anal parlour

the ocean is an attractive nuisance for 18 year old boy-men with good hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403500)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: Pearly trip senate

In case anyone here leaves their house and is faced with this exact scenario:

it seems the best thing to do is stay vertical so you don’t look a seal, keep arms at side, legs together, ignore investigatory bumps by baby sharks, and try not to splash as you slowly make your way over to the life ring and then situate yourself vertically and hope someone can get to you before something bad happens

See: https://www.tiktok.com/@lsatready/video/7239887022540950830

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403486)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: insane nursing home telephone

Holy shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405806)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:05 PM
Author: Mahogany hell

lol at xo retards still talking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403494)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:22 PM
Author: Pearly trip senate

Amazing they there is still disagreement as to what happened among supposedly intelligent poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403561)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:34 PM
Author: Federal Massive Marketing Idea Church Building

Shark biology is complicated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403651)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant chapel

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tourists-watch-russian-man-get-devoured-by-shark-on-egypt-beach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405093)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 6:57 PM
Author: Beta Striped Hyena

We can’t tell that that’s a shark. ShRks don’t care about people so I doubt that’s what it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405136)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:52 PM
Author: insane nursing home telephone

Never watch this tape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405812)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 10:08 PM
Author: Supple deranged turdskin community account

No this is incorrect. Sharks don’t like to eat people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405845)



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Date: June 20th, 2023 4:13 PM
Author: Carnelian Shrine Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46450433)



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Date: June 24th, 2023 3:05 PM
Author: fragrant awkward dilemma

Bump for billionaires. Could have dodged a bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46468193)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 10:19 AM
Author: Domesticated Electric Sanctuary Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47135310)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 PM
Author: Adventurous Amethyst Theatre Main People

Happy Holidays!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47145497)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 9:40 PM
Author: Comical Chad

Fucking lol at blaming the ocean for this guy's alcohol use

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47145782)