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What does a VP of Inclusion and Diversity at Twitter do?

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Arousing clown
  06/27/17
Here is my best guess: Roll into the office around 9:45. ...
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Shimmering cruise ship
  06/29/17
From an interview with Tony Prophet, the "Chief Equalit...
orange glittery police squad
  06/27/17
I'm constantly amazed by business speak. How can you say so ...
iridescent menage trump supporter
  06/27/17
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  06/29/17
So he does nothing and collects a paycheck?
Pearl big step-uncle's house wagecucks
  06/27/17
Bro, do you even Ohana?
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  06/27/17
stopped reading at 'the "Chief Equality Officer" a...
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lol, almost clicked that thinking it was real
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  06/29/17
twist
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Is this in English?
Shimmering cruise ship
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Did I write this? Jfc
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Date: June 27th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Arousing clown



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Pearl big step-uncle's house wagecucks

Here is my best guess:

Roll into the office around 9:45.

Talk to friends and shoot the shit until about 10:30.

Check emails. No new emails.

Work on a powerpoint presentation explaining gender pronouns. It will be unveiled at a company retreat next week. It is six slides and all the information is available on wikipeda.

It's now 12:30 so you go to lunch until about 2.

Attend a weekly meeting with other VPs at 2:30. This lasts until 3:30 and doesn't actually require you to do anything except say "the presentation is almost complete. It's definitely lit and woke!"

It's now 3:30 so you browse facebook for awhile because, well, who would actually browse twitter?

The clock hits 4:30. You check your online banking app to make sure your paycheck cleared. It feels good to make $230k a year while changing the world. Time to head home. Another big day at the office complete.



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: bipolar meetinghouse



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: Ultramarine self-centered half-breed tanning salon



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Cream native idiot



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: Cowardly brindle lay



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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: Clear lascivious office degenerate



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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:06 PM
Author: red swashbuckling ladyboy



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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: 180 pale windowlicker boiling water



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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:01 AM
Author: Shimmering cruise ship



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: orange glittery police squad

From an interview with Tony Prophet, the "Chief Equality Officer" at Salesforce:

Glassdoor: If you had to break up your day or time into a pie chart, what would the sections be? How do you allocate your work time?

Prophet: One of the paradigms at Salesforce is the notion of ordinal ranking, this comes from our V2MOM process. For us in the Office of Equality, the number-one priority where I spent 30%, a quarter of my time, would be empowering our Ohana Groups. Our Ohana Groups are the backbone and the muscle and the fiber that carries the company’s equality culture forward.

In parallel, we work on increasing the diversity and representation of the footprint of the company. The third, and this goes hand in hand with the Ohana Groups, is a focus on the culture and making sure that the culture feels inclusive. The fourth in parallel and importantly are the equality efforts outside the company. We’re doing all those four things.

https://www.fastcompany.com/3069082/why-salesforces-new-equality-chief-is-thinking-beyond-diversity



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: iridescent menage trump supporter

I'm constantly amazed by business speak. How can you say so little in so many words?

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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Comical electric furnace milk



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: Pearl big step-uncle's house wagecucks

So he does nothing and collects a paycheck?

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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:01 PM
Author: flushed coiffed den elastic band

Bro, do you even Ohana?

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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:06 PM
Author: red swashbuckling ladyboy

stopped reading at 'the "Chief Equality Officer" at Salesforce' and looked for a gun to stick in my mouth.



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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:09 AM
Author: Indigo area karate



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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: adulterous nowag

lol, almost clicked that thinking it was real

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:16 AM
Author: beady-eyed claret athletic conference party of the first part

twist

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:02 AM
Author: Shimmering cruise ship

Is this in English?

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:04 AM
Author: Alcoholic hospital

Did I write this? Jfc

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Date: June 29th, 2017 3:06 AM
Author: beady-eyed claret athletic conference party of the first part



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Date: June 29th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: ruby wonderful university



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Date: June 29th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: maroon crusty piazza therapy

I don't know, but I wish I had that job

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Date: June 29th, 2017 4:05 AM
Author: spectacular chartreuse cuckold factory reset button



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Date: June 29th, 2017 5:09 AM
Author: translucent floppy center



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Date: July 1st, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: adulterous nowag



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