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Really sad. My wife is out of town with girls dance and I'm home alone with boys

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Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing
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Ur gonna lose it all, man.
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What the hell is wrong with you
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Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is ha...
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The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the...
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I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I c...
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Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us
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I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back wa...
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By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be &quo...
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how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?
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how old are your boys?
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Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.
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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought some wine and tried to watch princess bride with my two boys. They weren't having it. I might jerk off later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652328)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: hyperactive area circlehead

Ur gonna lose it all, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652330)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652335)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: 180 self-absorbed factory reset button telephone

Living the dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652329)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Very tactful fanboi

What the hell is wrong with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652331)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is having a bonfire. I thought about going over there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652334)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:41 PM
Author: Wonderful fighting ticket booth jewess

The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the princess bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652338)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch inappropriate movies. I tried Terminator 2 last time and he bailed. Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652343)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: glassy community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652687)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I can wait until 10:00ish and she'll do a sex chat with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652355)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Judgmental principal's office

Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652566)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack the fuck out of me for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652571)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:34 PM
Author: Judgmental principal's office

Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652581)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:56 PM
Author: Wild Temple Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

I really miss her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652562)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Lascivious indian lodge roommate

(goy dbg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652568)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: topaz exhilarant dysfunction

bitch boi existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652584)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:37 PM
Author: Lascivious indian lodge roommate



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:46 AM
Author: amber stimulating range gay wizard

rare cr bitchboi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652725)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

You're a fat pig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653088)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:54 AM
Author: Dashing dog poop

This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan and supporter. The archetypal bitchboi experience is inceldom and constantly aching for the touch of a human female that will never be felt by bitchboi skin. The only married option is dead bedroom marriage with a wife that’s fucking the neighbor, the gardener and her trainer. There is no “I compulsively fuck my wife” version of bitchboidom, let alone a wife with an ass like the OP’s wife’s ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655052)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: indecent theater legal warrant

I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back was a huge mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652587)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Heady bright meetinghouse

You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity who is in a lifelong relationship of genuine love in the way that they teach you what "love" is like when you're a little kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652593)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: abusive crimson cuckold multi-billionaire

Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions to his character outside of being whipped by his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652595)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Lascivious indian lodge roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652604)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Heady bright meetinghouse

By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be "codependence"

I've met codependent couples who aren't actually in love with each other and they are way different from how gibberish describes his relationship with his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652609)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't know how else to classify it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652619)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Wild Temple Mad-dog Skullcap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652629)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: crystalline submissive mediation national



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:00 AM
Author: Heady bright meetinghouse

Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul mate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652633)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

I have so many of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652685)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652699)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Heady bright meetinghouse

I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on here, you're a good dude and I don't want some psycho to out you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653164)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out who I am with 5 mins of investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653237)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: Very tactful fanboi

I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movie now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653556)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: crystalline submissive mediation national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653612)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Wild Temple Mad-dog Skullcap

how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652621)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652634)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Wild Temple Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Lascivious indian lodge roommate



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: amber stimulating range gay wizard

You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get drunk and flirt while they play killer queen or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652726)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: yapping sound barrier

It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I read about your love for your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652727)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:02 AM
Author: Curious pocket flask

how old are your boys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652790)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:03 AM
Author: vigorous church building



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2 hours to the ballfield. We're playing the best team in the state. I suspect we'll get creamed. My oldest was sick all night throwing up. My oldest daughter kept calling me because she's worried I won't make it to the games. That's ridiculous. I'm a huge fuck up but I get up in the morning and start the day right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652941)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:54 AM
Author: Curious pocket flask

seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bride..

I’m guessing you pulled an all nighter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652946)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:59 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

They've seen it 20+ times.

I slept. Just went for a run and left the boys home alone. I did long enough to break a sweat. I love that spring smell in the morning. Not going to drink today. It's boring if my wife isn't with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652954)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: Curious pocket flask

👍👍👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652955)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: crystalline submissive mediation national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Red Electric Site Faggotry

2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653241)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653243)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Red Electric Site Faggotry

why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have them play regular little league instead of all this nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653251)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My son is a total dick and will throw his hat when kids botch a play. We're working on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653262)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:09 AM
Author: Impressive filthy senate

3 thoughts:

I don’t have sex with my wife or ever talk to her about sex.

My wife is taking my kids to my mother’s house this weekend so I don’t have to go.

It takes me a solid week of being away before I start to miss my family.

Bonus thought—calls home are dumb and a waste of time. I don’t think I called home once from Ireland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652797)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

This is unfathomable to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47652942)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: Henna people who are hurt depressive

I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653041)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Impressive filthy senate

I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weight so that doesn’t seem to be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653048)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You must have sex sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653085)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: clear excitant philosopher-king location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653086)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: crystalline submissive mediation national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653615)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: White generalized bond

Just go throw them some pitches

At least you still have the boys. I hate it when they all leave. I don't get how the xo incels do it. I would go completely deranged, like even moreso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653104)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well. He puked all night and he's not one to get sick so it must be bad.

Two things keep me on the right path, my wife and going to work. My oldest daughter is getting close to my wife. She hates me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653111)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: hateful bat shit crazy set

This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653112)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

So don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653118)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: hateful bat shit crazy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653122)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope you have a good day, sincerely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653126)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: hateful bat shit crazy set

Wtf you are replying to a blank post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653135)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And I reply to blank posts all the time btw.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653137)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: hateful bat shit crazy set

Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653187)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

You're a weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653234)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: iridescent glittery reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654512)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was hitting on her all night. She's freaked out. Wants me to drive her home. I can't and they're hours away. Fucker is a highschool teacher. I've tried to chat with him and he never says a word to me. He was probably waiting for me to leave. So fucking pissed right now. His wife is like a little mouse. Makes sense. I wanted to call him but my wife was insistent. I'm old and don't care about offending people. I will say something to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653232)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

I want to beat this fucker so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653245)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:42 AM
Author: Flesh chad

lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough that other dudes are interested in her. It’s normal for dudes to flirt with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653271)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't like her crying on the phone at 7:00 in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653279)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Judgmental principal's office

She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And his dick is bigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653549)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: iridescent glittery reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654151)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: carmine theater stage keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654171)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: hateful bat shit crazy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654873)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:44 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't fuck down. Don't be ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654936)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: Deep headpube address

Dear poaster,

Congratulations! Your poast has been selected for inclusion in "Now that's what I call XO 2024 Edition."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655159)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: White generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655883)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: hateful bat shit crazy set

This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653574)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Red Electric Site Faggotry

brother I know this may shock you but women often do not make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653599)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: crystalline submissive mediation national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653608)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: hyperactive area circlehead

She fucked him and chugged the jizz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654581)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

You clearly don't know me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654953)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: White generalized bond

Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655884)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Very tactful fanboi

Why would that made you angry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47653561)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: iridescent glittery reading party

"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such a classic BPD tell. Congrats on wifing a whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654155)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Shimmering aromatic goyim

:|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654587)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life just decided to fuck some fat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654937)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Lascivious indian lodge roommate

are u a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654582)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654938)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: crystalline submissive mediation national

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655035)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: trip institution

sodomize his wife on camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654910)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I won't say anything mean about her because she's always very nice to me. Honestly, I suspect the guy hits her. I just get that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654939)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Black library legend

why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particular does? hate to pile on, but are you secretly worried he fucked your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654969)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She called me crying. I don't like that. My wife hates men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654979)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: Black library legend

your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occasionally. she doesn't always call you crying (i presume). so why does this guy bother her so much, unless she feels bad because she had a 'tee hee i was sooooo stressed by the trip and whooooops i almost fucked him i feel so baaaaad nooooow' moment she isn't being completely forthcoming about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654989)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:39 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance is a safe girl space and she doesn't like some creep moving in on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654998)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:21 AM
Author: crystalline submissive mediation national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655033)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: charcoal odious clown coffee pot

Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call you "gibberish."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655909)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obviously. I'm a retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47654952)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: crystalline submissive mediation national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655034)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: Black library legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655089)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Lascivious indian lodge roommate

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655731)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Marvelous gold locale police squad

Ur a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655811)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Impertinent Exciting Genital Piercing

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656712)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: Lascivious indian lodge roommate

faggot, homo, loser, bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47656716)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Racy box office elastic band

Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bumps and instead I got this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655163)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: clear excitant philosopher-king location

xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2#47655669)