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What are some things I can do to get myself fired?

I get 12 months severance if they fire me without cause. It ...
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  05/16/25
Stop showering and wiping your ass
Penis Six Nine
  05/16/25
That won’t work. The people that matter aren’t p...
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Start asking for obnoxious and ridiculous ADA accommodations...
Penis Six Nine
  05/16/25
poop in the toilets and don't flush
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No nougat
88022
  05/16/25
Are you married? Fuck a co-worker and then ghost
Jacking off to YouTube videos about low birthrates
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That could be for cause if she complains and it’s some...
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wear babe ruth's uniform to a board meeting and drip juice a...
zarathustra
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metaphysics is fallow
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potluck
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I’m leaning toward open insubordination, just question...
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Stop doing work or do very shitty work. Say that your mental...
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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,........,....,,,..


I get 12 months severance if they fire me without cause. It can’t be too insane but I want them to let me go. I hate this place

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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

Stop showering and wiping your ass

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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,........,....,,,..


That won’t work. The people that matter aren’t physically near me

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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

Start asking for obnoxious and ridiculous ADA accommodations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2#48937289)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


poop in the toilets and don't flush

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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: 88022

No nougat

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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Jacking off to YouTube videos about low birthrates

Are you married? Fuck a co-worker and then ghost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2#48937294)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,........,....,,,..


That could be for cause if she complains and it’s some sexual harassment bullshit. But yes I am married. So wife might also be a little mad at that, but I cheat a lot so who knows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2#48937300)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: zarathustra

wear babe ruth's uniform to a board meeting and drip juice all over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2#48937296)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: metaphysics is fallow



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: potluck



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Date: May 16th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,........,....,,,..


I’m leaning toward open insubordination, just questioning everything in front of senior people. If they fire me and try to say it is for cause I’ll say it is retaliation. They’ll just pay me to go away instead of damage the whole org

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2#48937308)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


Stop doing work or do very shitty work. Say that your mental health is poor. Most likely they will give you your severance to avoid an ADA lawsuit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5725971&forum_id=2#48937318)