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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
khaki stead pocket flask
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Hairless public bath
  06/03/25
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talented spruce community account indirect expression
  06/04/25
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fear-inspiring floppy gay wizard people who are hurt
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Harsh Snowy Skinny Woman Locale
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
khaki stead pocket flask
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Puce Set Degenerate
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
at-the-ready library
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
khaki stead pocket flask
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
saffron abnormal office juggernaut
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Primrose coffee pot pisswyrm
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
khaki stead pocket flask
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
mind-boggling pit
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
slippery nofapping fat ankles
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Mauve boiling water whorehouse
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
bat-shit-crazy lemon son of senegal hall
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
silver erotic box office dopamine
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
razzle kitty cat
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
khaki stead pocket flask
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Wonderful Judgmental Cruise Ship New Version
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
bat-shit-crazy lemon son of senegal hall
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Sickened provocative orchestra pit
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
diverse parlour tattoo
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
adventurous clear dragon feces
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
saffron abnormal office juggernaut
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
comical private investor
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
adventurous clear dragon feces
  06/04/25
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talented spruce community account indirect expression
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
mind-boggling pit
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Elite Senate Factory Reset Button
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Sickened provocative orchestra pit
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
khaki stead pocket flask
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Brindle insanely creepy karate
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Glittery stage
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: khaki stead pocket flask

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Hairless public bath

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: talented spruce community account indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: fear-inspiring floppy gay wizard people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Harsh Snowy Skinny Woman Locale

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: khaki stead pocket flask

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Puce Set Degenerate

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: at-the-ready library

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: khaki stead pocket flask

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: saffron abnormal office juggernaut

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Primrose coffee pot pisswyrm

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: khaki stead pocket flask

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: mind-boggling pit

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: slippery nofapping fat ankles

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Mauve boiling water whorehouse

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy lemon son of senegal hall

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: silver erotic box office dopamine

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: razzle kitty cat

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: khaki stead pocket flask

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Wonderful Judgmental Cruise Ship New Version

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy lemon son of senegal hall

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Sickened provocative orchestra pit

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: diverse parlour tattoo

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: adventurous clear dragon feces

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: saffron abnormal office juggernaut

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: comical private investor

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: adventurous clear dragon feces

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: talented spruce community account indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: mind-boggling pit

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Elite Senate Factory Reset Button

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Sickened provocative orchestra pit

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: khaki stead pocket flask

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Brindle insanely creepy karate

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Glittery stage

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986845)