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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

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Slap-happy gas station
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
white depressive
  06/03/25
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Violet titillating toaster
  06/04/25
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Chrome Private Investor
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Mint aromatic new version doctorate
  06/03/25
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Slap-happy gas station
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
cerise stage
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
rebellious halford
  06/03/25
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Slap-happy gas station
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
Gaped hospital
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Dead geriatric goyim jewess
  06/03/25
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Slap-happy gas station
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Copper Galvanic Chapel Newt
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Bossy Fishy Puppy
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Smoky Aphrodisiac Meetinghouse
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Vigorous green knife
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
brilliant indecent water buffalo
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Mentally impaired elite death wish
  06/04/25
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Slap-happy gas station
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Vivacious Fortuitous Meteor
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Vigorous green knife
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Blue odious hall legal warrant
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
talented buff stead idea he suggested
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
heady awkward home
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
Gaped hospital
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
Arrogant Genital Piercing Trust Fund
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
heady awkward home
  06/04/25
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Violet titillating toaster
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Copper Galvanic Chapel Newt
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Opaque set hominid
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Blue odious hall legal warrant
  06/04/25
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Slap-happy gas station
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
painfully honest bearded whorehouse multi-billionaire
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
puce narrow-minded box office
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Slap-happy gas station



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: white depressive

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Violet titillating toaster



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Chrome Private Investor



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Mint aromatic new version doctorate

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Slap-happy gas station



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: cerise stage

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: rebellious halford

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Slap-happy gas station



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Gaped hospital

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Dead geriatric goyim jewess

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Slap-happy gas station



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Copper Galvanic Chapel Newt

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Bossy Fishy Puppy

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Smoky Aphrodisiac Meetinghouse

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Vigorous green knife

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: brilliant indecent water buffalo

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Mentally impaired elite death wish

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Slap-happy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Vivacious Fortuitous Meteor

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Vigorous green knife

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Blue odious hall legal warrant

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: talented buff stead idea he suggested

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: heady awkward home

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Gaped hospital

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Arrogant Genital Piercing Trust Fund

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: heady awkward home

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Violet titillating toaster



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Copper Galvanic Chapel Newt

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Opaque set hominid

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Blue odious hall legal warrant

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Slap-happy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: painfully honest bearded whorehouse multi-billionaire

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: puce narrow-minded box office

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986845)