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my personal 2: - doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X...
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the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "what...
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yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and i...
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i like the really well done "could you X in X years&quo...
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lmao those are 180 those are some of the only ones here whe...
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the best ones involve some sort of probability which really ...
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Anyone could get a rebound on effort alone. Plenty of plays ...
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cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in...
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Well I think it's very unlikely you'd make contact against M...
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yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of...
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You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the o...
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good point considering they'd surely play that way against a...
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I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you jus...
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the "actually i was invested in it the whole time and s...
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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Boyish sexy boiling water

my personal 2:

- doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X is some number that increases by 2 each year)

- spelling boom as BOM. just feels right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49165401)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: gaped old irish cottage menage

accusing any poaster who claims to be a woman as doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49165410)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Boyish sexy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49165417)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: stimulating lemon school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178974)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: brindle garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178996)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Puce bonkers institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179004)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: shaky exciting sanctuary potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179152)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: sooty stubborn messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180985)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: excitant sable goal in life

MPA being intelligent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49165420)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: hot piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49165425)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: rough-skinned vigorous rigpig

Po boys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49165509)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: geriatric twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181821)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Boyish sexy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178963)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hideous volcanic crater

the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "whats his name" and "who just joined" - everything else gets tedious and frankly abused. like the rubio thing was 180 but dbg ran it into the ground.

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all of the threads of "replace one word in this movie title" are sps because there is always one dork ruining it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178972)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: stimulating lemon school

"but where would i get a million dollars?!" in hypo threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178976)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hideous volcanic crater

yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and inventive answers tbh. i always read those.

I am a huge fan of the "white girl does x with an asian man. why?" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178984)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: stimulating lemon school

i like the really well done "could you X in X years" poasts that bait a bunch of paunchy middle aged lolwyers into passionately claiming that they could through a 90mph fastball or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178987)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Puce bonkers institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179005)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hideous volcanic crater

lmao those are 180

those are some of the only ones here where i am like "are you people serious? you sound serious"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179008)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: stimulating lemon school

the best ones involve some sort of probability which really scrambles the brain over overconfident wordcels.

"given 100 at bats could you get on base in the mlb?"

"if you had 5 seconds to throw could you complete a 10 year pass if you played QB the entire game?"

"could you get a rebound on 100 attempts in the nba?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179038)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: stirring candlestick maker

Anyone could get a rebound on effort alone. Plenty of plays where everyone is just standing around. You could also win this hypo by luck by standing somewhere random on the court and getting lucky when the ball bounces to you exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179066)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: stimulating lemon school

cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in in 100 mlb pitches anyone would make contact and it's just a matter of odds if the ball goes right or if a player makes an error 100 is certainly a large enough number that i could do it in fact i'm sure i could

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179086)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: stirring candlestick maker

Well I think it's very unlikely you'd make contact against MLB pitching. And you'd probably have to build up some arm strength to hit it hard enough to go into the infield.

But in basketball there's inevitably at least one play where the ball ricochets right to a guy by luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179103)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: stimulating lemon school

yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of a 100 tries i could def get at least *ONE* rebound in the nba

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179108)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: stirring candlestick maker

You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the offense just clears out on their own and goes back to the other side. If you said offensive rebound that would be a lot more unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179113)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: stimulating lemon school

good point considering they'd surely play that way against a paunchy middle aged lawyer gassed in the first quarter. come to think of it, if i started as qb and had a whole five seconds i could 100% throw a measly 10 yard pass too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179117)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: stirring candlestick maker

I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you just have to dump it off to a guy who could potentially run 10 yards or does the ball have to sail ten yards? It's still doable and probably most wouldn't but a few athletic guys could.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179168)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: stirring candlestick maker

FLW rushes in immediately to talk about how he just beat 3 Navy SEALs in a swim race, then makes a bunch of threads about how some prole he knows ODd and died, casually drops he's a crypto millionaire despite ten years of saying it was a stupid investment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179054)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: stimulating lemon school

the "actually i was invested in it the whole time and sold at the top" claim caused me to question reality in the way fulano described. maybe *i'm* the mark and his whole zero L shtick is subtle flame!

but nope lol. amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179069)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Puce bonkers institution

MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA WILL NEVER DIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179011)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: sooty stubborn messiness

COME ON DOWN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Puce bonkers institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181320)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Ivory brethren

"Which dad?" is still a banger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179156)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Puce bonkers institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180184)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Arrogant Translucent Base



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: indigo impressive haunted graveyard

Sealclubber existing and posting words and phrases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178986)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Boyish sexy boiling water

I think VoteRepublicantp is the current POTUS of that category

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178989)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: stimulating lemon school

he has a very unique style that is

mesmerizing

durr durr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178990)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted vermilion incel

George20, an obscure poaster from 20 years ago, growing angry after learning that an innocuous phrase was not, in fact, a thiny veiled homosexual inuendo.

I started poasting in like 2010 and I think he predated me. Never saw the guy poast. Still, this gag lives on. He's probably 50 years old with a wife and grown kids and hasn't thought about XO since Obama's first term, but we think about him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49178992)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hideous volcanic crater

threads about him, lisa rowe, peterman, doobs... they are all kind of not worth bumping if the person isnt here anymore. sad to consider. so many great threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179017)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted vermilion incel

We'll bump them until we're dead, friend. And when we're dead, the next generation will bump them. The sun will never set on our bumps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179034)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: stirring candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179077)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Boyish sexy boiling water

cr petermanthreaders are still doing yeoman's work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179107)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Thriller submissive lay ape

He was posting here when I signed up in 2015 I think as a pumo but had a very recognizable style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179073)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Bateful pearl shrine

questioning any poster you don’t like’s ability to process lactose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179010)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Puce bonkers institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179014)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted vermilion incel

Related: petitioning that any poaster with whom you disagree should repatriate to China, Israel, or India.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179044)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Puce bonkers institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Bateful pearl shrine

cr and I feel, perhaps without justification, that I started that or at least helped make it mainstream on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179142)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: shaky exciting sanctuary potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179165)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Laughsome ticket booth tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179929)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: geriatric twinkling uncleanness

cf. smells like duck sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181784)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: sinister water buffalo

it's very small and simple, but thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179047)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: shaky exciting sanctuary potus

when its well positioned and hasnt been seen in a while, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179172)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: multi-colored tank spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49182007)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Arrogant Translucent Base

jjc's brady email never gets old to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179056)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Magenta Unhinged Indian Lodge

know if you need any help on mba essays. Best of luck, brah."

"Anonymous"

Harvard Business School

Class of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179071)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Thriller submissive lay ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179222)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hideous volcanic crater

all of those are gems. the one where he has to take a sick day because he got nowagd lives in my mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179075)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: transparent fanboi

There was that one thread where someone turned it into the Lord's Prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179114)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: stimulating lemon school

we'll see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179150)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Puce bonkers institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180187)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Puce bonkers institution

I say this irl fairly frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180189)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Magenta Unhinged Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181271)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Boyish sexy boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181315)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: sooty stubborn messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180986)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: irradiated stead

The whole collection is evergreen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181309)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle kitty

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179058)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Arrogant Translucent Base

peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179062)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: stirring candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179080)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle kitty

That thread with the dad who jumped off a cruise ship to save his dotter who fell had a 190 reply chain in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179097)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Bateful pearl shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181993)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted vermilion incel

it was insane when it actually worked on that Air India flight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179104)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: shaky exciting sanctuary potus

very Anthony Bourdain-ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179179)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted vermilion incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179819)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Puce bonkers institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179931)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Bateful pearl shrine

this was like being a Trumpmo in 2015… board was just ahead of the curve

wait till dinoskepticism goes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179147)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Thriller submissive lay ape

Calling foreign leaders the POTUS of their country is a good bit every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179068)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: stirring candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179081)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted vermilion incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179098)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: transparent fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179115)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Bateful pearl shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179148)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: stimulating lemon school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179157)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: bat shit crazy church building sex offender

doobs being the POTUS of his school's SCOTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180200)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: slimy pistol university

wtf else would you call a head of state?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49182016)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle kitty

120 how gujurati invariably created a subthread ganges ITT full of usual sophomoric garbage "insights"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179072)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Thriller submissive lay ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179076)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: vivacious cuckold indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180550)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Arrogant Translucent Base

evan's fake news links

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179094)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: emerald marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179241)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Glittery claret friendly grandma principal's office

i dunno if it counts but foreigners completely misunderstanding "prole" and getting called out for it always cracks me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179130)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: crawly seedy pervert

everyone here being not flame mentally ill haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179153)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Bateful pearl shrine

clothmos being fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179173)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: sooty stubborn messiness

that's not a "gag", hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180987)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:41 AM
Author: Bateful pearl shrine

Wow, I didn’t know that. You’re telling me for the first time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180991)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: shaky exciting sanctuary potus

i dont know why, but breifcase full of duck sauce always makes me lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179186)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Puce bonkers institution

this thread smells like duck sauce does as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180192)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Scarlet circlehead

Tipping 10% or less on engagement ring sales. If at least one poster tried this and got screed by a vengeful salesmen it would be worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179196)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: sapphire community account cuck

gakk-fueled bumping sprees that last for days and make the bort completely unreadable

obsessing over the irl of poasters and letting it consume your every waking moment

I'm gay/I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179287)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant pea-brained set

Replying "tp" to great lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179799)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Bateful pearl shrine

Replying "tp" to great lines tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179917)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: domesticated jap

Replying "tp" to great lines tp tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180190)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 AM
Author: Bateful pearl shrine

🤯🤯🤯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180950)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: multi-colored tank spot

I like that this has been independently discovered elsewhere by adding "groyper" to great turns of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49182003)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: emerald marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49179886)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Cowardly house

assassination vs. assassination to death vs. being mortally slain in a fatal assassination

the endless parade of superstar rappers being assassinated to death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180226)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: 180 tantric locale trump supporter

the”eggs mcmuffin” joke format. it’s one of the few xoisms that i regularly use with my wife because it gets an lol every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180289)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: stirring candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180310)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: transparent fanboi

"Oh, Harold!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180469)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Puce bonkers institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181467)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:41 AM
Author: Bateful pearl shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180951)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Vibrant coiffed brunch queen of the night

I say "pick up some Millers Lite for the lake" joke to my friends all the time and they love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181834)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Buff Swollen Lodge

whatever happened to "I'm a refrigerator, I am very cold. Whoosh."

also, lol @ your life, no frog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180342)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Puce bonkers institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181468)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: excitant sable goal in life

nigger faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181472)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Violet wagecucks den

Costco’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180511)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: transparent fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49195969)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: charismatic fantasy-prone telephone

When there's a 100+ post thread about someone dying horrifically in public, and then a poster asks if they're ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180958)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:17 AM
Author: Magenta Unhinged Indian Lodge

Chicago vs. NYC. Prestigious luxe condos, Lake Michigan yacht parties, Gold Coast, the underground, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180977)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:19 AM
Author: bat shit crazy church building sex offender

phoenix and las vegas as jewels of the midwest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180978)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:31 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted vermilion incel

Adding "mo" as a suffix to any word to indicate that the person is a fan/expert/purveyor of that thing.

Trumpmo

Lawmo

Fishingmo

Etc.

I use this with my wife IRL and now she says it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180983)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: odious mewling boistinker

I hate that shit, one of the gayest things to come out of this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181262)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: excitant sable goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181267)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Magenta Unhinged Indian Lodge

stfu fagmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181269)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:39 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted vermilion incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49182329)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Boyish sexy boiling water

(maf quotemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181316)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Bateful pearl shrine

says the pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181768)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: sooty stubborn messiness

Peterman's hairline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49180988)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Magenta Unhinged Indian Lodge

Imagine the smell. sewer skunks / brunchfarters and talking about the disgusting nature of professional white women gastrointestinal processes in general, particularly jewish pear shaped women wearing suitskirts who work at law firms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181258)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Magenta Unhinged Indian Lodge

BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181259)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Magenta Unhinged Indian Lodge

butthold vs. butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181273)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: geriatric twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181780)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Magenta Unhinged Indian Lodge

there is nuance involved in the distinction tbf. butthole is specifically just the hole in your butt. Butthold includes the larger surrounding area within the buttcheeks but outside the actual butthole (i.e. - Box's brown areas). it's like a stonghold, except it's a butthold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181893)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: geriatric twinkling uncleanness

I think we can agree that the butthold must be groundered, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181905)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Bateful pearl shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181980)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Magenta Unhinged Indian Lodge

yes, but the groundering of said butthold encompasses the larger butthold region vs. just the butthole itself. regardless will smell like burrito shit unless an attempt to mask it with some sort of low end fruity spray is applied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Magenta Unhinged Indian Lodge

grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181276)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Puce bonkers institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181321)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: irradiated stead

Earl MAF at Luis's Volt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181308)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Magenta Unhinged Indian Lodge

Peak heterosexual behavior being fully nude male bodybuilding competition that involves male on male sexual exercises as part of the training ritual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181429)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: excitant sable goal in life

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181463)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Bateful pearl shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181772)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: offensive gay wizard

baiting julia tp to poast a lingerie pic by calling her hot or ugly in a thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181778)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: wonderful embarrassed to the bone home codepig

Fortuitous meteor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181814)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Boyish sexy boiling water

chilmata with his Black Wife, Beautiful Mixed Children, and Vape Lounge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181844)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: spectacular blue range antidepressant drug

I always lol at Julia malapropism threads/poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2#49181902)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: stirring candlestick maker



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: Lilac fragrant market macaca

bashing forearms with a wrench after getting rejected

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