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Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life
  12/18/25
710K
thriller idiotic bawdyhouse community account
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life
  12/18/25
yea
thriller idiotic bawdyhouse community account
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
lascivious patrolman
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
boyish filthpig idea he suggested
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
lascivious patrolman
  12/18/25
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Well-lubricated hairraiser lodge immigrant
  12/18/25
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laughsome point police squad
  12/19/25
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Odious public bath
  12/19/25
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Ebony fragrant azn
  12/19/25
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cerise dopamine pocket flask
  12/20/25
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Flatulent sex offender doctorate
  12/21/25
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Diverse violet rigor blood rage
  12/21/25
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apoplectic people who are hurt principal's office
  12/21/25
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Self-absorbed Elastic Band
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
stimulating topaz turdskin
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
stimulating topaz turdskin
  12/18/25
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laughsome point police squad
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
arousing stage
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
Duck-like Abusive Stag Film Crotch
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
arousing stage
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
painfully honest saffron hell quadroon
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
arousing stage
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
maroon misanthropic main people cruise ship
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
maroon misanthropic main people cruise ship
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
maroon misanthropic main people cruise ship
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
Snowy Spectacular Abode Sweet Tailpipe
  12/18/25
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thriller idiotic bawdyhouse community account
  12/18/25
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sable center pistol
  12/19/25
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Razzle-dazzle Karate Cuckold
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
laughsome point police squad
  12/19/25
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confused razzle associate wagecucks
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
nudist puce dog poop chapel
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
maroon misanthropic main people cruise ship
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
nudist puce dog poop chapel
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
racy institution
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
nudist puce dog poop chapel
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
vibrant hyperactive school cafeteria
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
laughsome point police squad
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
White beady-eyed area ape
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
laughsome point police squad
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
mustard mental disorder
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
sable center pistol
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
histrionic keepsake machete
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
glassy market philosopher-king
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
Snowy Spectacular Abode Sweet Tailpipe
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Dull godawful business firm alpha
  12/18/25
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milky razzmatazz jap legal warrant
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
nudist puce dog poop chapel
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life
  12/18/25
I am atty.
nudist puce dog poop chapel
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
maroon misanthropic main people cruise ship
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Titillating arrogant office
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Titillating arrogant office
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Heady electric furnace
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Titillating arrogant office
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
vermilion comical meetinghouse
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
laughsome point police squad
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
vermilion comical meetinghouse
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
nudist puce dog poop chapel
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
vermilion comical meetinghouse
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
nudist puce dog poop chapel
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
Flatulent sex offender doctorate
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
nudist puce dog poop chapel
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
alcoholic hateful parlor
  12/22/25
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alcoholic hateful parlor
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
alcoholic hateful parlor
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
vermilion comical meetinghouse
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
Snowy Spectacular Abode Sweet Tailpipe
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
milky razzmatazz jap legal warrant
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
Snowy Spectacular Abode Sweet Tailpipe
  12/18/25
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Ebony fragrant azn
  12/19/25
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laughsome point police squad
  12/19/25
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alcoholic hateful parlor
  12/22/25
not enough.
sable center pistol
  12/18/25
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Cerebral thirsty whorehouse
  12/20/25
little under $6M
hideous therapy preventive strike
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
maroon misanthropic main people cruise ship
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
lascivious patrolman
  12/18/25
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disgusting reading party indian lodge
  12/18/25
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mustard mental disorder
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
hideous therapy preventive strike
  12/19/25
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slap-happy multi-colored hominid nibblets
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
iridescent bateful organic girlfriend
  12/18/25
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Well-lubricated hairraiser lodge immigrant
  12/18/25
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sable center pistol
  12/18/25
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Magenta concupiscible really tough guy
  12/20/25
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apoplectic people who are hurt principal's office
  12/21/25
-$184K
Electric telephone
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
Avocado Excitant Idiot
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
curious parlour new version
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
Odious public bath
  12/19/25
low-200s
Exciting narrow-minded address macaca
  12/18/25
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bonkers vigorous cumskin resort
  12/18/25
like 2 million
Twisted Box Office
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
Swashbuckling fighting headpube athletic conference
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
gaped know-it-all indirect expression church
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
Dashing Balding Hissy Fit Space
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
gaped know-it-all indirect expression church
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
Self-absorbed Elastic Band
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
Dashing Balding Hissy Fit Space
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
histrionic keepsake machete
  12/19/25
thank you
Dashing Balding Hissy Fit Space
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
zippy giraffe goyim
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
supple autistic casino shitlib
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
Deep maize locus
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Sapphire Bull Headed Plaza Famous Landscape Painting
  12/19/25
what happened
Odious public bath
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Sapphire Bull Headed Plaza Famous Landscape Painting
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
Ebony fragrant azn
  12/19/25
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Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
Rebellious hospital
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
confused razzle associate wagecucks
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
Wonderful messiness
  12/20/25
~$900k
White beady-eyed area ape
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
Mauve Knife Field
  12/19/25
Wow.
Cerebral thirsty whorehouse
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
sable center pistol
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
Mauve Knife Field
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
sable center pistol
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
Mauve Knife Field
  12/19/25
lol
offensive library
  12/19/25
...
sable center pistol
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
histrionic keepsake machete
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
cruel-hearted roommate
  12/19/25
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histrionic keepsake machete
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
Heady electric furnace
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
irradiated location
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
lavender aromatic place of business
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
irradiated location
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
cruel-hearted roommate
  12/21/25
You sound poor
Self-absorbed Elastic Band
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
Magenta concupiscible really tough guy
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
very tactful stead
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
contagious hall
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
very tactful stead
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
gaped know-it-all indirect expression church
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
very tactful stead
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
thriller idiotic bawdyhouse community account
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
alcoholic hateful parlor
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
very tactful stead
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
hideous therapy preventive strike
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
contagious hall
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
Cerebral thirsty whorehouse
  12/20/25
...
Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life
  12/20/25
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thriller idiotic bawdyhouse community account
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
cerise dopamine pocket flask
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
Swashbuckling fighting headpube athletic conference
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
Coral adventurous persian native
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
Coral adventurous persian native
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
Coral adventurous persian native
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
brilliant cracking legend mad-dog skullcap
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
mind-boggling maniacal station hunting ground
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
brilliant cracking legend mad-dog skullcap
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
nudist puce dog poop chapel
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
brilliant cracking legend mad-dog skullcap
  12/21/25
...
nudist puce dog poop chapel
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
irradiated location
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
racy institution
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
Indigo spot old irish cottage
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
nudist puce dog poop chapel
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
nudist puce dog poop chapel
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
passionate jet trump supporter
  12/21/25
...
Diverse violet rigor blood rage
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
pungent galvanic bbw ladyboy
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
Indecent cobalt factory reset button
  12/21/25
180 last note
vermilion comical meetinghouse
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
mind-boggling maniacal station hunting ground
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
nudist puce dog poop chapel
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
Duck-like Abusive Stag Film Crotch
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
mind-boggling maniacal station hunting ground
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
Henna set prole
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
Dark Awkward Shrine
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
apoplectic people who are hurt principal's office
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
thriller idiotic bawdyhouse community account
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
irradiated location
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
Henna set prole
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
Cerebral thirsty whorehouse
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
thriller idiotic bawdyhouse community account
  12/23/25
cap gains
Heady electric furnace
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
thriller idiotic bawdyhouse community account
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
Cerebral thirsty whorehouse
  12/25/25
~$500k
Indigo spot old irish cottage
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: thriller idiotic bawdyhouse community account

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: thriller idiotic bawdyhouse community account

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life

Biglaw?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: lascivious patrolman

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: boyish filthpig idea he suggested

Lawyers?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: lascivious patrolman

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Well-lubricated hairraiser lodge immigrant



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: laughsome point police squad



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Odious public bath



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Ebony fragrant azn



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: cerise dopamine pocket flask



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender doctorate



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Diverse violet rigor blood rage



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: apoplectic people who are hurt principal's office



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Elastic Band



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: stimulating topaz turdskin

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: stimulating topaz turdskin

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: laughsome point police squad



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: arousing stage

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Duck-like Abusive Stag Film Crotch

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: arousing stage

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life

why dont you go solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: painfully honest saffron hell quadroon

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522472)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: arousing stage

Nigger voicemail$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523830)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: maroon misanthropic main people cruise ship

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: maroon misanthropic main people cruise ship

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: maroon misanthropic main people cruise ship

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Snowy Spectacular Abode Sweet Tailpipe

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: thriller idiotic bawdyhouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: sable center pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Karate Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: laughsome point police squad

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: confused razzle associate wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: nudist puce dog poop chapel

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: maroon misanthropic main people cruise ship

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: nudist puce dog poop chapel

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: racy institution

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: nudist puce dog poop chapel

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: vibrant hyperactive school cafeteria

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: laughsome point police squad

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: White beady-eyed area ape

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: laughsome point police squad

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: mustard mental disorder

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: sable center pistol

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: histrionic keepsake machete

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: glassy market philosopher-king

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Snowy Spectacular Abode Sweet Tailpipe

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Dull godawful business firm alpha

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: milky razzmatazz jap legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: nudist puce dog poop chapel

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: nudist puce dog poop chapel

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: maroon misanthropic main people cruise ship

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Titillating arrogant office

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Titillating arrogant office

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Heady electric furnace

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Titillating arrogant office

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: vermilion comical meetinghouse

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: laughsome point police squad

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: vermilion comical meetinghouse

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: nudist puce dog poop chapel

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: vermilion comical meetinghouse

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: nudist puce dog poop chapel

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Flatulent sex offender doctorate

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: nudist puce dog poop chapel

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: alcoholic hateful parlor

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: alcoholic hateful parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: alcoholic hateful parlor

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: vermilion comical meetinghouse

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Snowy Spectacular Abode Sweet Tailpipe

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: milky razzmatazz jap legal warrant

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Snowy Spectacular Abode Sweet Tailpipe

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Ebony fragrant azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: laughsome point police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: alcoholic hateful parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: sable center pistol

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Cerebral thirsty whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: hideous therapy preventive strike

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: maroon misanthropic main people cruise ship

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: lascivious patrolman

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: disgusting reading party indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: mustard mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: hideous therapy preventive strike

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: slap-happy multi-colored hominid nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: iridescent bateful organic girlfriend

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Well-lubricated hairraiser lodge immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: sable center pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Magenta concupiscible really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: apoplectic people who are hurt principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Electric telephone

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Avocado Excitant Idiot

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: curious parlour new version

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Odious public bath

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Exciting narrow-minded address macaca

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: bonkers vigorous cumskin resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Twisted Box Office

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Swashbuckling fighting headpube athletic conference

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: gaped know-it-all indirect expression church

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Dashing Balding Hissy Fit Space

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: gaped know-it-all indirect expression church

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Elastic Band

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Dashing Balding Hissy Fit Space

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: histrionic keepsake machete

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Dashing Balding Hissy Fit Space

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: zippy giraffe goyim

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: supple autistic casino shitlib

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Deep maize locus

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Sapphire Bull Headed Plaza Famous Landscape Painting

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Odious public bath

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Sapphire Bull Headed Plaza Famous Landscape Painting

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Ebony fragrant azn

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Rebellious hospital

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: confused razzle associate wagecucks

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Wonderful messiness

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: White beady-eyed area ape

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Mauve Knife Field

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Cerebral thirsty whorehouse

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: sable center pistol

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Mauve Knife Field

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: sable center pistol

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Mauve Knife Field

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: offensive library

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: sable center pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: histrionic keepsake machete

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: cruel-hearted roommate

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: histrionic keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Heady electric furnace

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: irradiated location

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: lavender aromatic place of business

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: irradiated location

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: cruel-hearted roommate

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Elastic Band

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Magenta concupiscible really tough guy

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: very tactful stead

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: contagious hall

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: very tactful stead

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: gaped know-it-all indirect expression church

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: very tactful stead

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: thriller idiotic bawdyhouse community account

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: alcoholic hateful parlor

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: very tactful stead

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: hideous therapy preventive strike

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: contagious hall

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Cerebral thirsty whorehouse

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: thriller idiotic bawdyhouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: cerise dopamine pocket flask

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling fighting headpube athletic conference

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Coral adventurous persian native

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Coral adventurous persian native

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Coral adventurous persian native

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: brilliant cracking legend mad-dog skullcap

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling maniacal station hunting ground

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: brilliant cracking legend mad-dog skullcap

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: nudist puce dog poop chapel

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: brilliant cracking legend mad-dog skullcap

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: nudist puce dog poop chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: irradiated location

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: racy institution

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Indigo spot old irish cottage

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: nudist puce dog poop chapel

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: nudist puce dog poop chapel

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Pink soul-stirring ticket booth goal in life

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: passionate jet trump supporter

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Diverse violet rigor blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: pungent galvanic bbw ladyboy

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Indecent cobalt factory reset button

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: vermilion comical meetinghouse

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling maniacal station hunting ground

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: nudist puce dog poop chapel

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac lime party of the first part

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Duck-like Abusive Stag Film Crotch

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling maniacal station hunting ground

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Henna set prole

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Dark Awkward Shrine

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: apoplectic people who are hurt principal's office

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: thriller idiotic bawdyhouse community account

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: irradiated location

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Henna set prole

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Cerebral thirsty whorehouse

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: thriller idiotic bawdyhouse community account

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Heady electric furnace

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: thriller idiotic bawdyhouse community account

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Cerebral thirsty whorehouse

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: Indigo spot old irish cottage

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49538879)