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I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18

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abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
Liar!
passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
Rage, rice boi
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
wwop
violent regret base
  10/06/25
What was I going to do, use a polaroid?
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
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hot maize faggotry knife
  10/06/25
Did you learn nothing from Clueless?
Citrine set codepig
  10/06/25
*The Crush
doobsian piazza
  10/06/25
Liar!
passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
Liar!
passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to be...
Insanely creepy nofapping corner
  10/06/25
Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek...
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
Liar!
passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
guys in my high school did this all the time
180 mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap
  10/06/25
How old was she
Overrated theater
  10/06/25
19
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
Wow, how did you manage that
Overrated theater
  10/06/25
Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she sh...
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
What do you mean “from irl”
Overrated theater
  10/06/25
They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and...
Overrated theater
  10/06/25
They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn'...
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
ok, i believe now. did you use a rubber? how was she?
Umber Forum
  10/06/25
I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
Liar!
passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to...
Overrated theater
  10/06/25
I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the par...
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most ...
Overrated theater
  10/06/25
It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is we...
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you b...
Overrated theater
  10/06/25
mfcr
violent regret base
  10/06/25
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Insanely creepy nofapping corner
  10/06/25
While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.
Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch
  10/06/25
always keep your pubes presentable tp
180 mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap
  10/06/25
How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arrivi...
Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House
  10/06/25
It was all in the hotel.
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂
Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House
  10/06/25
Well...yeah.
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
Liar!
passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a dri...
Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch
  10/06/25
🤡🤡🤡📸
Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House
  10/06/25
Liar!
passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
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Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch
  10/06/25
Liar!
passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime sto...
appetizing place of business
  10/06/25
I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked i...
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wan...
Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House
  10/06/25
Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
Liar!
passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
Liar!
passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
Liar!
passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
Liar!
passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
Liar!
passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the...
doobsian piazza
  10/06/25
As if
Lime Rebellious Coffee Pot Nursing Home
  10/06/25
i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believ...
Umber Forum
  10/06/25
there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler i...
Insanely creepy nofapping corner
  10/06/25
Yes
Overrated theater
  10/06/25
i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i us...
Umber Forum
  10/06/25
"it's a lot, but doable" he's azn
Brass sticky principal's office
  10/06/25
he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't ...
Umber Forum
  10/06/25
Both are ugly hapas. So it’s impressive af that ch...
Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House
  10/06/25
180 monikor
Umber Forum
  10/06/25
Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure
pearl racy area clown
  10/07/25
Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandm...
Overrated theater
  10/06/25
oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i ...
Umber Forum
  10/06/25
me too
Insanely creepy nofapping corner
  10/06/25
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Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House
  10/06/25
Polaroids or it didn’t happen
Yellow Native
  10/06/25
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sick mahogany gunner temple
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Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch
  10/06/25
My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or eve...
puce electric legend
  10/06/25
This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwo...
autistic teen
  10/11/25
Yeah this totally happened
appetizing place of business
  10/06/25
You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS a...
Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch
  10/06/25
life is random sometimes though. this could well be a li...
Umber Forum
  10/06/25
The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they ge...
Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House
  10/06/25
if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hou...
Umber Forum
  10/06/25
You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads hal...
Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House
  10/06/25
(((consuela)))
Umber Forum
  10/06/25
Nice edit
Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House
  10/06/25
fuck my ass
Umber Forum
  10/06/25
I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who...
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptigh...
Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch
  10/06/25
He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit...
indecent marketing idea brunch
  10/06/25
Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.
Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch
  10/06/25
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apoplectic office masturbator
  10/06/25
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passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
Liar!
passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
Liar!
passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, a...
Alcoholic High-end Twinkling Uncleanness Dingle Berry
  10/06/25
Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don&rsq...
Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House
  10/06/25
tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was stil...
Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch
  10/06/25
I didn't have a suite.
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a supe...
Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch
  10/06/25
But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever ...
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked...
Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch
  10/06/25
Ok
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
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Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House
  10/06/25
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passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
Liar!
passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
Liar!
passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever te...
Titillating Haunting Messiness
  10/06/25
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sick mahogany gunner temple
  10/06/25
Is this guy a known poster?
Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House
  10/06/25
21 actually.
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
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Brass sticky principal's office
  10/06/25
anyway, gotta go
Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch
  10/06/25
no one has ever had sex afaict
Thriller Claret Senate Cumskin
  10/06/25
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stimulating pontificating plaza
  10/06/25
she still thinks about u wistfully, probably
Dun Abode
  10/06/25
to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die
Opaque Tantric Sound Barrier Locale
  10/06/25
You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?
crusty rusted property
  10/06/25
My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck. I'm just old, ty.
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.
Soul-stirring carnelian jew
  10/07/25
posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story a...
Floppy ultramarine shrine
  10/06/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&fo...
stimulating pontificating plaza
  10/06/25
be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones ...
Brass sticky principal's office
  10/06/25
now i know how tribe felt
Floppy ultramarine shrine
  10/06/25
Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them...
Wild insecure den trump supporter
  10/06/25
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green point
  10/06/25
i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but ...
supple onyx police squad
  10/06/25
No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded ni...
Wild insecure den trump supporter
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years wou...
Talented sooty reading party institution
  10/06/25
My moniker has changed frequently
abnormal liquid oxygen
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
passionate aggressive laser beams
  10/06/25
There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll ...
unhinged station useless brakes
  10/06/25
nigs are so stupid it's unreal
Bisexual headpube
  10/06/25
180! Can confirm
Histrionic Tan Prole Half-breed
  10/06/25
pics?
sick mahogany gunner temple
  10/07/25
I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.
judgmental field dysfunction
  10/06/25
Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?
pearl racy area clown
  10/07/25
I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described th...
Slate marvelous space people who are hurt
  10/07/25
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indecent marketing idea brunch
  10/07/25
Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall readin...
Know-it-all mauve ticket booth goal in life
  10/07/25
I want to believe But the idea that we're 22+ years into ...
bloomington
  10/11/25


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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330497)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

Rage, rice boi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330536)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: violent regret base

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328898)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

What was I going to do, use a polaroid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328901)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: hot maize faggotry knife



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Citrine set codepig

Did you learn nothing from Clueless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329538)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: doobsian piazza

*The Crush

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330499)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330513)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Insanely creepy nofapping corner

I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328908)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330501)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: 180 mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap

guys in my high school did this all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328904)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Overrated theater

How old was she

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

19

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Overrated theater

Wow, how did you manage that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328935)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Overrated theater

What do you mean “from irl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328941)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328944)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Overrated theater

I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328948)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328954)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Umber Forum

ok, i believe now.

did you use a rubber? how was she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328956)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328963)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330510)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Overrated theater

So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.

Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328967)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328971)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Overrated theater

Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328980)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328990)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Overrated theater

Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.

How nice was it? When did you leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328998)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: violent regret base

mfcr

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Insanely creepy nofapping corner



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch

While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329287)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: 180 mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap

always keep your pubes presentable tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329294)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House

How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?

Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329438)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

It was all in the hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329445)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House

Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329467)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

Well...yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329470)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330526)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch

Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329485)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House

🤡🤡🤡📸

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329493)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330524)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: appetizing place of business

Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329039)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329453)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House

Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329552)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329584)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330515)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330506)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330505)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: doobsian piazza

I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328907)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Lime Rebellious Coffee Pot Nursing Home

As if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328913)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Umber Forum

i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.

(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328918)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Insanely creepy nofapping corner

there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328929)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Overrated theater

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Umber Forum

i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.

one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.

when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.

the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.

didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328949)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Brass sticky principal's office

"it's a lot, but doable"

he's azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328964)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Umber Forum

he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.

kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329312)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House

Both are ugly hapas.

So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Umber Forum

180 monikor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329363)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: pearl racy area clown

Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49332549)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Overrated theater

Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328933)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Umber Forum

oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328951)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Insanely creepy nofapping corner

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329009)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329327)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Yellow Native

Polaroids or it didn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328973)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: sick mahogany gunner temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329424)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329498)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: puce electric legend

My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329000)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: autistic teen

This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49342357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: appetizing place of business

Yeah this totally happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329042)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch

I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329372)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Umber Forum

life is random sometimes though.

this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329381)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House

The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329431)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Umber Forum

if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.

until that happens, this is a true story.

people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.

claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329433)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House

You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329456)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Umber Forum

(((consuela)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329464)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House

Nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329481)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Umber Forum

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329483)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329397)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch

You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329465)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: indecent marketing idea brunch

He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329473)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329482)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch

Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329576)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: apoplectic office masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330528)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Alcoholic High-end Twinkling Uncleanness Dingle Berry

When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329452)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House

Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329475)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch

tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329480)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

I didn't have a suite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329484)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch

See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329520)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch

You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329529)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329535)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329543)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330488)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330530)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Titillating Haunting Messiness

*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: sick mahogany gunner temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Irradiated Jade Step-uncle's House

Is this guy a known poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

21 actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Brass sticky principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329979)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Turquoise Water Buffalo Crotch

anyway, gotta go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329532)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Thriller Claret Senate Cumskin

no one has ever had sex afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329561)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: stimulating pontificating plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329801)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Dun Abode

she still thinks about u wistfully, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329640)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Opaque Tantric Sound Barrier Locale

to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329665)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: crusty rusted property

You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329798)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.

I'm just old, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329844)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring carnelian jew

OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49331136)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Floppy ultramarine shrine

posts at xoxo for several years

just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329810)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: stimulating pontificating plaza

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Brass sticky principal's office

be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329981)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Floppy ultramarine shrine

now i know how tribe felt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330128)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Wild insecure den trump supporter

Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330153)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: green point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330489)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: supple onyx police squad

i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330125)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Wild insecure den trump supporter

No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330146)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330525)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Talented sooty reading party institution

If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: abnormal liquid oxygen

My moniker has changed frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330339)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: passionate aggressive laser beams

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330527)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: unhinged station useless brakes

There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Bisexual headpube

nigs are so stupid it's unreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330533)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Histrionic Tan Prole Half-breed

180! Can confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330535)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM
Author: sick mahogany gunner temple

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49331124)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: judgmental field dysfunction

I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330758)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: pearl racy area clown

Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49332542)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: Slate marvelous space people who are hurt

I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49331141)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: indecent marketing idea brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49332522)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Know-it-all mauve ticket booth goal in life

Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49332561)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

I want to believe

But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.

If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49342349)