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How much money did you make this year? ($$$)

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Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs
  12/18/25
710K
Hot comical cumskin
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs
  12/18/25
yea
Hot comical cumskin
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
excitant lilac friendly grandma
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
hateful yapping hell french chef
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
excitant lilac friendly grandma
  12/18/25
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Aphrodisiac henna national
  12/18/25
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Cerebral Twisted Elastic Band Affirmative Action
  12/19/25
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emerald business firm
  12/19/25
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Painfully honest mad cow disease
  12/19/25
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Costumed beady-eyed public bath
  12/20/25
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Provocative tank office
  12/21/25
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house-broken mewling stage
  12/21/25
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avocado electric people who are hurt
  12/21/25
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Swollen antidepressant drug
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
Dead senate selfie
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
Dead senate selfie
  12/18/25
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Cerebral Twisted Elastic Band Affirmative Action
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
razzle-dazzle den telephone
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
Judgmental Ivory Roast Beef Generalized Bond
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
razzle-dazzle den telephone
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
buff resort ratface
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
razzle-dazzle den telephone
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
embarrassed to the bone temple pistol
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
embarrassed to the bone temple pistol
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
embarrassed to the bone temple pistol
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
Nofapping address
  12/18/25
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Hot comical cumskin
  12/18/25
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Peach slimy son of senegal
  12/19/25
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Cracking home multi-billionaire
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
Cerebral Twisted Elastic Band Affirmative Action
  12/19/25
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Histrionic snowy pocket flask state
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
glassy mood meetinghouse
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
embarrassed to the bone temple pistol
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
glassy mood meetinghouse
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
trip talking plaza community account
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
glassy mood meetinghouse
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
racy carmine mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Cerebral Twisted Elastic Band Affirmative Action
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
primrose outnumbered volcanic crater depressive
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Cerebral Twisted Elastic Band Affirmative Action
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
Canary impertinent faggotry sanctuary
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
Peach slimy son of senegal
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Hilarious market
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
sticky odious forum
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
Nofapping address
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Stubborn Motley Crackhouse
  12/18/25
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internet-worthy lake locale cuck
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
glassy mood meetinghouse
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs
  12/18/25
I am atty.
glassy mood meetinghouse
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
embarrassed to the bone temple pistol
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
exciting onyx step-uncle's house turdskin
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
exciting onyx step-uncle's house turdskin
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Crystalline federal brethren garrison
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
exciting onyx step-uncle's house turdskin
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
bearded stirring digit ratio
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Cerebral Twisted Elastic Band Affirmative Action
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
bearded stirring digit ratio
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
glassy mood meetinghouse
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
bearded stirring digit ratio
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
glassy mood meetinghouse
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
Provocative tank office
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
glassy mood meetinghouse
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
smoky charismatic hall cuckold
  12/22/25
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smoky charismatic hall cuckold
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
smoky charismatic hall cuckold
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
bearded stirring digit ratio
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
Nofapping address
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
internet-worthy lake locale cuck
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
Nofapping address
  12/18/25
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Painfully honest mad cow disease
  12/19/25
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Cerebral Twisted Elastic Band Affirmative Action
  12/19/25
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smoky charismatic hall cuckold
  12/22/25
not enough.
Peach slimy son of senegal
  12/18/25
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naked factory reset button whorehouse
  12/20/25
little under $6M
Poppy Razzle Shrine Marketing Idea
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
embarrassed to the bone temple pistol
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
excitant lilac friendly grandma
  12/18/25
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Rusted prole stag film
  12/18/25
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Canary impertinent faggotry sanctuary
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
Poppy Razzle Shrine Marketing Idea
  12/19/25
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Tripping crimson house
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
clear native stain
  12/18/25
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Aphrodisiac henna national
  12/18/25
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Peach slimy son of senegal
  12/18/25
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Maniacal Base
  12/20/25
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avocado electric people who are hurt
  12/21/25
-$184K
learning disabled dog poop
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
Plum thirsty rehab karate
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
hyperventilating coldplay fan skinny woman
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
emerald business firm
  12/19/25
low-200s
beta doobsian church sweet tailpipe
  12/18/25
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Titillating Coiffed Rigpig Piazza
  12/18/25
like 2 million
vibrant azn useless brakes
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
Lascivious yellow hunting ground
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
Stimulating property therapy
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
appetizing lay feces
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
Stimulating property therapy
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
Swollen antidepressant drug
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
appetizing lay feces
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
Hilarious market
  12/19/25
thank you
appetizing lay feces
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
kink-friendly bawdyhouse mediation
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
Arousing pontificating parlor
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
spectacular flushed ladyboy theatre
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Laughsome bespoke sex offender
  12/19/25
what happened
emerald business firm
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Laughsome bespoke sex offender
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
Painfully honest mad cow disease
  12/19/25
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Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
hairraiser claret boistinker
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
Histrionic snowy pocket flask state
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
fishy stage knife
  12/20/25
~$900k
primrose outnumbered volcanic crater depressive
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
coral menage giraffe
  12/19/25
Wow.
naked factory reset button whorehouse
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
Peach slimy son of senegal
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
coral menage giraffe
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
Peach slimy son of senegal
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
coral menage giraffe
  12/19/25
lol
Mahogany principal's office
  12/19/25
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Peach slimy son of senegal
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
Hilarious market
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
Free-loading hospital
  12/19/25
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Hilarious market
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
Crystalline federal brethren garrison
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
cerise harsh space
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
talented abusive brunch gaping
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
cerise harsh space
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
Free-loading hospital
  12/21/25
You sound poor
Swollen antidepressant drug
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
Maniacal Base
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
Aqua Wild Kitchen Laser Beams
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
aromatic genital piercing
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
Aqua Wild Kitchen Laser Beams
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
Stimulating property therapy
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
Aqua Wild Kitchen Laser Beams
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
Hot comical cumskin
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
smoky charismatic hall cuckold
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
Aqua Wild Kitchen Laser Beams
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
Poppy Razzle Shrine Marketing Idea
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
aromatic genital piercing
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
naked factory reset button whorehouse
  12/20/25
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Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs
  12/20/25
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Hot comical cumskin
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
Costumed beady-eyed public bath
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
Lascivious yellow hunting ground
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
Ruby Orchestra Pit
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
Ruby Orchestra Pit
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
Ruby Orchestra Pit
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
supple gas station love of her life
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
massive locus
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
supple gas station love of her life
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
glassy mood meetinghouse
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
supple gas station love of her life
  12/21/25
...
glassy mood meetinghouse
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
cerise harsh space
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
trip talking plaza community account
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
ebony philosopher-king
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
glassy mood meetinghouse
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
glassy mood meetinghouse
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
Sooty territorial cruise ship
  12/21/25
...
house-broken mewling stage
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
Gay Haunted Graveyard
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
Shivering station
  12/21/25
180 last note
bearded stirring digit ratio
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
massive locus
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
glassy mood meetinghouse
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
Judgmental Ivory Roast Beef Generalized Bond
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
massive locus
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
Rough-skinned police squad round eye
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
fragrant chapel background story
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
avocado electric people who are hurt
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
Hot comical cumskin
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
cerise harsh space
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
Rough-skinned police squad round eye
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
naked factory reset button whorehouse
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
Hot comical cumskin
  12/23/25
cap gains
Crystalline federal brethren garrison
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
Hot comical cumskin
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
naked factory reset button whorehouse
  12/25/25
~$500k
ebony philosopher-king
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519900)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Hot comical cumskin

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs

lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519912)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Hot comical cumskin

yea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519925)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs

Biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519931)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: excitant lilac friendly grandma

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519915)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: hateful yapping hell french chef

Lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520498)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: excitant lilac friendly grandma

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac henna national



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Cerebral Twisted Elastic Band Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522136)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: emerald business firm



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Painfully honest mad cow disease



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Costumed beady-eyed public bath



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Provocative tank office



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: house-broken mewling stage



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: avocado electric people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528567)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Swollen antidepressant drug



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Dead senate selfie

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519929)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs

Trash or legal fees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519933)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Dead senate selfie

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Cerebral Twisted Elastic Band Affirmative Action



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle den telephone

$130k in shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519936)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Judgmental Ivory Roast Beef Generalized Bond

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle den telephone

AssociaTTTe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520075)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs

why dont you go solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: buff resort ratface

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle den telephone

Nigger voicemail$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523830)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone temple pistol

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone temple pistol

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone temple pistol

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Nofapping address

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Hot comical cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Peach slimy son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Cracking home multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Cerebral Twisted Elastic Band Affirmative Action

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Histrionic snowy pocket flask state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: glassy mood meetinghouse

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone temple pistol

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: glassy mood meetinghouse

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: trip talking plaza community account

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: glassy mood meetinghouse

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: racy carmine mad-dog skullcap

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Cerebral Twisted Elastic Band Affirmative Action

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: primrose outnumbered volcanic crater depressive

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Cerebral Twisted Elastic Band Affirmative Action

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Canary impertinent faggotry sanctuary

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Peach slimy son of senegal

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Hilarious market

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: sticky odious forum

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Nofapping address

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Stubborn Motley Crackhouse

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: internet-worthy lake locale cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: glassy mood meetinghouse

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: glassy mood meetinghouse

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone temple pistol

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: exciting onyx step-uncle's house turdskin

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: exciting onyx step-uncle's house turdskin

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Crystalline federal brethren garrison

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: exciting onyx step-uncle's house turdskin

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: bearded stirring digit ratio

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Cerebral Twisted Elastic Band Affirmative Action

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: bearded stirring digit ratio

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: glassy mood meetinghouse

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: bearded stirring digit ratio

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: glassy mood meetinghouse

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Provocative tank office

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: glassy mood meetinghouse

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: smoky charismatic hall cuckold

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: smoky charismatic hall cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: smoky charismatic hall cuckold

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: bearded stirring digit ratio

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Nofapping address

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: internet-worthy lake locale cuck

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Nofapping address

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Painfully honest mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Cerebral Twisted Elastic Band Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: smoky charismatic hall cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Peach slimy son of senegal

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: naked factory reset button whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Poppy Razzle Shrine Marketing Idea

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone temple pistol

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: excitant lilac friendly grandma

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Rusted prole stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Canary impertinent faggotry sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Poppy Razzle Shrine Marketing Idea

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Tripping crimson house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: clear native stain

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac henna national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Peach slimy son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Maniacal Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: avocado electric people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: learning disabled dog poop

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Plum thirsty rehab karate

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: hyperventilating coldplay fan skinny woman

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: emerald business firm

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: beta doobsian church sweet tailpipe

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Titillating Coiffed Rigpig Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: vibrant azn useless brakes

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Lascivious yellow hunting ground

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Stimulating property therapy

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: appetizing lay feces

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Stimulating property therapy

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Swollen antidepressant drug

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: appetizing lay feces

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Hilarious market

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: appetizing lay feces

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: kink-friendly bawdyhouse mediation

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Arousing pontificating parlor

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: spectacular flushed ladyboy theatre

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Laughsome bespoke sex offender

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: emerald business firm

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Laughsome bespoke sex offender

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Painfully honest mad cow disease

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: hairraiser claret boistinker

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Histrionic snowy pocket flask state

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: fishy stage knife

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: primrose outnumbered volcanic crater depressive

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: coral menage giraffe

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: naked factory reset button whorehouse

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Peach slimy son of senegal

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: coral menage giraffe

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Peach slimy son of senegal

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: coral menage giraffe

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Mahogany principal's office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Peach slimy son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Hilarious market

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Free-loading hospital

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Hilarious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Crystalline federal brethren garrison

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: cerise harsh space

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: talented abusive brunch gaping

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: cerise harsh space

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Free-loading hospital

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Swollen antidepressant drug

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Maniacal Base

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Aqua Wild Kitchen Laser Beams

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: aromatic genital piercing

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Aqua Wild Kitchen Laser Beams

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Stimulating property therapy

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Aqua Wild Kitchen Laser Beams

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Hot comical cumskin

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: smoky charismatic hall cuckold

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Aqua Wild Kitchen Laser Beams

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Poppy Razzle Shrine Marketing Idea

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: aromatic genital piercing

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: naked factory reset button whorehouse

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Hot comical cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Costumed beady-eyed public bath

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Lascivious yellow hunting ground

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Ruby Orchestra Pit

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Ruby Orchestra Pit

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Ruby Orchestra Pit

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: supple gas station love of her life

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: massive locus

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: supple gas station love of her life

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: glassy mood meetinghouse

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: supple gas station love of her life

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: glassy mood meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: cerise harsh space

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: trip talking plaza community account

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: ebony philosopher-king

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: glassy mood meetinghouse

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: glassy mood meetinghouse

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Diverse Deranged Hairy Legs

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Sooty territorial cruise ship

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: house-broken mewling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Gay Haunted Graveyard

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Shivering station

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: bearded stirring digit ratio

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: massive locus

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: glassy mood meetinghouse

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring flatulent abode juggernaut

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Judgmental Ivory Roast Beef Generalized Bond

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: massive locus

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Rough-skinned police squad round eye

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: fragrant chapel background story

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: avocado electric people who are hurt

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Hot comical cumskin

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: cerise harsh space

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Rough-skinned police squad round eye

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: naked factory reset button whorehouse

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: Hot comical cumskin

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Crystalline federal brethren garrison

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Hot comical cumskin

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: naked factory reset button whorehouse

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: ebony philosopher-king

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2#49538879)