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Hypo: you’re out to dinner with your wife and kids and guy comes up
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 5:10 PM Author: Free-loading learning disabled shrine And says “shut your fuckin kid up or I will.” What is your play? |
Date: October 3rd, 2023 5:10 PM Author: gay field old irish cottage shove my dick in the kid's mouth to shut him up (zurich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418611&forum_id=2#46879864) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 5:10 PM Author: Big-titted international law enforcement agency Just stare at him until he goes away (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418611&forum_id=2#46879870) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 5:13 PM Author: olive wonderful trailer park foreskin I'd probably ask him if he was having a bad day and then take him aside and talk it out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418611&forum_id=2#46879884) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 5:15 PM Author: Mentally impaired pocket flask son of senegal your life just got wrecked, but there's no way out. 3 outcomes ranked best to worst
1. you kick his ass, fifteen cell phones capture the fight, youre arrested, suspended from work, spend 4 months in court proceedings and 12 months doing "anger mgmt". Charge shows up in every new banking endeavor you undertake
2. he kicks your ass. your wife pretends to "nurse" you afterwards, but lol. Your kid keeps telling his classroom teacher about this
3. you act "mature" and ignore him / alert restaurant staff / call 911. Your wife tells you you did "the right thing", but your sex life is now done forever |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 5:15 PM Author: gay field old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418611&forum_id=2#46879904) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 5:19 PM Author: cerebral national security agency Is there an option where you and he go into the men's room and fuck and suck each other to cumpletion? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418611&forum_id=2#46879920) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 5:21 PM Author: Mentally impaired pocket flask son of senegal in all seriousness, if you yanked down your pants and lunged towards his cock with mouth agape, you may just rupture the situation so shockingly that you invent a new way forward (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418611&forum_id=2#46879941) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 5:22 PM Author: Big-titted international law enforcement agency please rank according to above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418611&forum_id=2#46879947) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 5:23 PM Author: cerebral national security agency I've often considered this a good "street deescalation" tactic i.e., you either pull out your hard dick, take a hard dick, take off your pants and present your ass, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418611&forum_id=2#46879951) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 5:24 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy ruddy gas station The only way to thread the needle is to be loud enough to attract the attention of restaurant staff while you stand up and insult your assailant, but you can’t swing first. My line in response would probably be some kind of remark about this dude being poor like “what’s wrong, chief? Did your credit card get declined when you tried to pay?” And just keep going with that basically shouting while I move away from where my wife and kids are sitting and advance toward him saying things like “I’m sure it hurts your pride to be told you have to wash dishes to pay for your meal, but be a man about it.” Your hope is that the restaurant staff intervenes before he swings on you, or you manage to duck his attempt at a sucker punch and score a clean one punch knock out (ideally an uppercut) which would make you a legend online, at work, and to your wife and kids forever, although the odds of the median poaster pulling off such a feat are much lower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418611&forum_id=2#46879955) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 5:29 PM Author: Mentally impaired pocket flask son of senegal yeah, somehow smashing the social "frame" and confounding him with no-contact craziness, while buying time for others to make the fight impossible is probably most cr.
But you still have to go to a silent car with a wife who heard another man threaten her child, and the knowledge that you did not punish this offense |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 5:47 PM Author: coral national keepsake machete Protip: you just need to be inside the range from which an untrained person could do any damage with a suckerpunch. You won't look weak if you crowd the guy, you won't get arrested, and if he takes a swing at you from that distance he's going to start the fight at a huge disadvantage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418611&forum_id=2#46880087) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 5:22 PM Author: Massive tanning salon rape him. a black guy wouldn't say something like this, so no worries about social media lynching or anything like that.
just rape the guy in public. |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 5:22 PM Author: gay field old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418611&forum_id=2#46879946) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 5:25 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy ruddy gas station Cr it’s obvious OP assailant has to be white so a retaliatory KO after he throws the first punch for a flawless victory is still a theoretical possibility. You probably can’t eat at that restaurant again, though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418611&forum_id=2#46879967) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 5:42 PM Author: sable razzle plaza what if youre gay and would be out to dinner with your husband not wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418611&forum_id=2#46880052) |