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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Coral talented dragon
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Talking diverse principal's office queen of the night
  05/30/25
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Adventurous slate whorehouse
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
unholy main people pozpig
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Rough-skinned cobalt organic girlfriend
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
yellow hairraiser native
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Tantric Cerise Psychic Milk
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
yellow hairraiser native
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
buck-toothed gaping dilemma
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
nubile community account gas station
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
bronze elite shitlib rigor
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
nudist lilac sanctuary
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Mischievous grizzly location reading party
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Titillating Stock Car
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Mischievous grizzly location reading party
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Appetizing clown
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
scarlet cheese-eating roommate
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Coral talented dragon



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Talking diverse principal's office queen of the night

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48972918)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Adventurous slate whorehouse



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: unholy main people pozpig

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Rough-skinned cobalt organic girlfriend

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: yellow hairraiser native

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Tantric Cerise Psychic Milk

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: yellow hairraiser native

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973228)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: buck-toothed gaping dilemma

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973284)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: nubile community account gas station

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973341)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: bronze elite shitlib rigor

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: nudist lilac sanctuary

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973395)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Mischievous grizzly location reading party

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Titillating Stock Car

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Mischievous grizzly location reading party

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Appetizing clown

just do lines of coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973547)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: scarlet cheese-eating roommate

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973591)