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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
cheese-eating abode gaping
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
adulterous histrionic round eye
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
cheese-eating abode gaping
  08/01/25
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Exciting background story goal in life
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
out-of-control deer antler dog poop
  08/02/25
rip
milky charismatic potus forum
  08/02/25
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adulterous histrionic round eye
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Diverse Mood
  08/01/25
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Coiffed Theater Stage
  08/01/25
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cheese-eating abode gaping
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
At-the-ready Maniacal Marketing Idea
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
cheese-eating abode gaping
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Floppy foreskin cruise ship
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
fragrant degenerate range
  08/01/25
yes
Floppy foreskin cruise ship
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Floppy foreskin cruise ship
  08/01/25
?
cheese-eating abode gaping
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
fragrant degenerate range
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Coiffed Theater Stage
  08/01/25
Sick
cheese-eating abode gaping
  08/01/25
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Floppy foreskin cruise ship
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
bat-shit-crazy pisswyrm
  08/02/25
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Mind-boggling fuchsia principal's office
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Floppy foreskin cruise ship
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
milky charismatic potus forum
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
cheese-eating abode gaping
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
bat-shit-crazy pisswyrm
  08/02/25
Hdy
cheese-eating abode gaping
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
comical mental disorder philosopher-king
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
metal passionate azn
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Spectacular Voyeur
  08/02/25
Titcr
grizzly garrison genital piercing
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
cheese-eating abode gaping
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Spectacular Voyeur
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
cheese-eating abode gaping
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
electric aqua ticket booth
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Spectacular Voyeur
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Lake wonderful rigor brunch
  08/02/25
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bull headed rehab legal warrant
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
House-broken violent double fault
  08/02/25
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painfully honest jet whorehouse telephone
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Marvelous gas station
  08/02/25
?
cheese-eating abode gaping
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Effete bbw messiness
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: cheese-eating abode gaping

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: adulterous histrionic round eye

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: cheese-eating abode gaping

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Exciting background story goal in life



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: out-of-control deer antler dog poop

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: milky charismatic potus forum

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: adulterous histrionic round eye



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Diverse Mood

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Coiffed Theater Stage



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: cheese-eating abode gaping



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: At-the-ready Maniacal Marketing Idea

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: cheese-eating abode gaping

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Floppy foreskin cruise ship

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: fragrant degenerate range

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Floppy foreskin cruise ship

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Floppy foreskin cruise ship

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: cheese-eating abode gaping

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: fragrant degenerate range

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Coiffed Theater Stage

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: cheese-eating abode gaping

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Floppy foreskin cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy pisswyrm

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling fuchsia principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Floppy foreskin cruise ship

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: milky charismatic potus forum

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: cheese-eating abode gaping

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy pisswyrm

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: cheese-eating abode gaping

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: comical mental disorder philosopher-king

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: metal passionate azn

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Spectacular Voyeur

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: grizzly garrison genital piercing

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: cheese-eating abode gaping

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Spectacular Voyeur

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: cheese-eating abode gaping

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: electric aqua ticket booth

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Spectacular Voyeur

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Lake wonderful rigor brunch

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: bull headed rehab legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: House-broken violent double fault

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: painfully honest jet whorehouse telephone



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Marvelous gas station

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: cheese-eating abode gaping

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Effete bbw messiness

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151922)