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Just gave my boss six months notice that I'm retiring

Coasting from here on out. Will take 6 weeks off in March, w...
dirte
  10/23/25
Can you get me hired in your position. I would love to chill...
elefantastisch
  10/23/25
I've got no stroke, brother. I basically sucked and fucked m...
dirte
  10/23/25
Congrats on the retirement bro that’s 180
elefantastisch
  10/23/25
TYTYTY Will have to stay relatively grounded for a few ye...
dirte
  10/23/25
enjoy brother
Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  10/27/25
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ethereal connection
  10/27/25
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dirte
  10/26/25
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ethereal connection
  10/26/25
180!
ethereal connection
  10/26/25
180 except for the marriage part
Covid was a Hoax
  10/26/25
you should do some solo travel unless you really really like...
john spartan
  10/26/25
180 brother! what vacation spots will you go to first?
hot coffee mod
  10/26/25
We’ll probably spin the wheel. We kind of want to knoc...
dirte
  10/26/25
can't wait to hear what fat wife thinks of tommy turdskin
hot coffee mod
  10/27/25
How solidly funded are those pensions?
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  10/27/25


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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: dirte

Coasting from here on out. Will take 6 weeks off in March, work one week in April and retire. I will be 53. Fat wife will be 47 (we're getting married in December), and she'll retire at the end of the school year (she's finishing her 22nd year teaching). Zero debt (including no mortgage), Inflation adjusted pensions of $9,200/mo. Free healthcare. Probably won't touch retirement accounts (1.8mm or brokerage investments 800k, or crypto 525K) quite yet. Zillow says my home is valued at $825k.

Met with my FA last week and she said "I don't say this often, but I don't know why you wouldn't retire right now!"

Feels good bros. This prole oilfield bro came out on top.

Coworkers seem baffled that I'm retiring so "young".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789180&forum_id=2#49369618)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: elefantastisch

Can you get me hired in your position. I would love to chill in Alaska for half the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789180&forum_id=2#49369625)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: dirte

I've got no stroke, brother. I basically sucked and fucked my way into this job, figuratively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789180&forum_id=2#49369628)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: elefantastisch

Congrats on the retirement bro that’s 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789180&forum_id=2#49369634)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: dirte

TYTYTY

Will have to stay relatively grounded for a few years because my daughter is a freshman and my son is a junior. Once they graduate, we plan on doing a lot of traveling in the winter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789180&forum_id=2#49369639)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )

enjoy brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789180&forum_id=2#49380049)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: ethereal connection



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Date: October 26th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: dirte



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789180&forum_id=2#49376764)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: ethereal connection



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Date: October 26th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: ethereal connection

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789180&forum_id=2#49376988)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

180 except for the marriage part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789180&forum_id=2#49376990)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: john spartan

you should do some solo travel unless you really really like your wife

i really enjoyed solo traveling so much more than i did traveling with others. i don't know you well but from what i can tell from poasting with you over the years, i think you would too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789180&forum_id=2#49377016)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: hot coffee mod

180 brother! what vacation spots will you go to first?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789180&forum_id=2#49377027)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: dirte

We’ll probably spin the wheel. We kind of want to knock Australia and NZ off the bucket list. I’ve been to Perth when I was in the Navy, but that doesn’t count. After that, we’ll probably hit Philippines, Thai, Cambodia, Vietnam, Bali, etc. Neither of us have extravagant tastes, but we both like exploring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789180&forum_id=2#49377705)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: hot coffee mod

can't wait to hear what fat wife thinks of tommy turdskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789180&forum_id=2#49379907)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

How solidly funded are those pensions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5789180&forum_id=2#49379917)