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Wife *only* refers to pussy in public as her "axe wound" or "slut slot."

I get that sometimes, in dynamic conversation, you've got to...
appetizing temple halford
  09/27/19
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cerebral hilarious home
  09/27/19
did you get married to dogshit?
Insecure dragon water buffalo
  09/27/19
Nah, just a little one-note, and a tad rough around the edge...
appetizing temple halford
  09/27/19
she (i.e. dogshit) was a really crass poster girl from way b...
Insecure dragon water buffalo
  09/27/19
dogshit was 180000000
insane irate station wrinkle
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exhilarant idiot toaster
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flushed legend giraffe
  09/27/19
lmao
provocative startling depressive police squad
  09/27/19
Dear Abby
Stimulating maniacal pit shitlib
  09/27/19
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coiffed thirsty cuckold
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adulterous lay
  05/03/25
love box, more like mold jar
Fragrant Navy Round Eye
  09/27/19
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Hideous Chapel
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appetizing temple halford
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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:14 AM
Author: appetizing temple halford

I get that sometimes, in dynamic conversation, you've got to bring up your love box. But when past girlfriends would talk about their stench trench they'd use tasteful, or at the very least clinical, terminology, whereas when the wife decides to bust out her latest story about her sideways sloppy joe she only ever uses those two descriptors. I've tried to talk to her about it from the angle that it's inartfully repetitive language to not switch it up a little when discussing her panty hamster, but she tells me to "lighten up if [I] want in [her] Tinderbox tonight."

Am I wrong to care about how my wife talks about what is, after all, *her* peter heater, not mine? Should I just ask her to not talk so much about her jigaboo canoe when we're out with our friends?

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:19 AM
Author: cerebral hilarious home



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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:20 AM
Author: Insecure dragon water buffalo

did you get married to dogshit?

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: appetizing temple halford

Nah, just a little one-note, and a tad rough around the edges for my tastes, when holding court and dishing it out about the ol' fur burger.

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:40 AM
Author: Insecure dragon water buffalo

she (i.e. dogshit) was a really crass poster girl from way back in the day (she's probably like 60 now, or at least would look it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4352104&forum_id=2#38893544)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:19 AM
Author: insane irate station wrinkle

dogshit was 180000000

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Date: September 27th, 2019 1:41 AM
Author: exhilarant idiot toaster



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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: flushed legend giraffe



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Date: September 27th, 2019 7:57 AM
Author: provocative startling depressive police squad

lmao

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Date: September 27th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: Stimulating maniacal pit shitlib

Dear Abby

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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: coiffed thirsty cuckold



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: adulterous lay



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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Fragrant Navy Round Eye

love box, more like mold jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4352104&forum_id=2#38894230)



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Date: September 27th, 2019 9:34 AM
Author: Hideous Chapel



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: appetizing temple halford



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