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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
burgundy sanctuary
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
swashbuckling public bath masturbator
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
burgundy sanctuary
  08/01/25
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Zombie-like Property Messiness
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
At-the-ready spruce hall indirect expression
  08/02/25
rip
self-absorbed razzmatazz chad
  08/02/25
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swashbuckling public bath masturbator
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Stubborn stock car
  08/01/25
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drab business firm
  08/01/25
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burgundy sanctuary
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Sadistic Concupiscible Doctorate
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
burgundy sanctuary
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Narrow-minded Fishy Liquid Oxygen
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Aromatic shimmering crotch dingle berry
  08/01/25
yes
Narrow-minded Fishy Liquid Oxygen
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Narrow-minded Fishy Liquid Oxygen
  08/01/25
?
burgundy sanctuary
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Aromatic shimmering crotch dingle berry
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
drab business firm
  08/01/25
Sick
burgundy sanctuary
  08/01/25
...
Narrow-minded Fishy Liquid Oxygen
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
french hominid temple
  08/02/25
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federal round eye
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Narrow-minded Fishy Liquid Oxygen
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
self-absorbed razzmatazz chad
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
burgundy sanctuary
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
french hominid temple
  08/02/25
Hdy
burgundy sanctuary
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
adventurous turdskin church
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Glassy Talking Therapy Principal's Office
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Haunting Lay Degenerate
  08/02/25
Titcr
bistre hairraiser love of her life
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
burgundy sanctuary
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Haunting Lay Degenerate
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
burgundy sanctuary
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
nighttime kitchen dysfunction
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Haunting Lay Degenerate
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Orange coldplay fan faggotry
  08/02/25
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godawful buck-toothed parlour blood rage
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
histrionic kitty crackhouse
  08/02/25
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Diverse selfie national security agency
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Impertinent embarrassed to the bone home deer antler
  08/02/25
?
burgundy sanctuary
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
ruby territorial windowlicker shrine
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: burgundy sanctuary

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling public bath masturbator

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: burgundy sanctuary

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Zombie-like Property Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: At-the-ready spruce hall indirect expression

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: self-absorbed razzmatazz chad

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling public bath masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Stubborn stock car

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: drab business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: burgundy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Sadistic Concupiscible Doctorate

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: burgundy sanctuary

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Fishy Liquid Oxygen

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Aromatic shimmering crotch dingle berry

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Fishy Liquid Oxygen

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Fishy Liquid Oxygen

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: burgundy sanctuary

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Aromatic shimmering crotch dingle berry

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: drab business firm

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: burgundy sanctuary

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Fishy Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: french hominid temple

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: federal round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Fishy Liquid Oxygen

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: self-absorbed razzmatazz chad

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: burgundy sanctuary

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: french hominid temple

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: burgundy sanctuary

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: adventurous turdskin church

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Glassy Talking Therapy Principal's Office

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Haunting Lay Degenerate

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: bistre hairraiser love of her life

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: burgundy sanctuary

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Haunting Lay Degenerate

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: burgundy sanctuary

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: nighttime kitchen dysfunction

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Haunting Lay Degenerate

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Orange coldplay fan faggotry

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: godawful buck-toothed parlour blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: histrionic kitty crackhouse

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Diverse selfie national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Impertinent embarrassed to the bone home deer antler

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: burgundy sanctuary

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: ruby territorial windowlicker shrine

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151922)