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wife and i have been perfecting breakfast burritos

at a minimum, no reason to ever get one from outside anymore...
claret degenerate mad cow disease
  11/22/19
You have to go back
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claret degenerate mad cow disease
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only hard part is rolling one up.
Appetizing Twinkling Uncleanness
  11/22/19
cr. easy in theory, not in practice. we wrap it in foil to s...
claret degenerate mad cow disease
  11/22/19
I'm not mad you and your wife are enjoying cooking together,...
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  11/22/19
you have to trust me. i'm a burrito afficionado. i know a go...
claret degenerate mad cow disease
  11/22/19
trust me I know these things
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It sounds very very “California”
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Very NOT southern California, which is why it is bad.
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what ingredients are you using
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scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way, with pepper and garl...
claret degenerate mad cow disease
  11/22/19
of all meats, why turkey?
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yeah he lost me there too brother
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getting persian tonight so maybe i'll toss the leftover KOOB...
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just what we had on hand the last two weeks, though the burr...
claret degenerate mad cow disease
  11/22/19
people are fucked up man its a weird world
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have children
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we have 2, brother.
claret degenerate mad cow disease
  11/22/19
wtf
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wtf is your problem
claret degenerate mad cow disease
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this "breakfast burrito" sounds pretty 162 bro
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yeah honestly sounds like it tastes like shit i mean half of...
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lmao sit down little boy maybe daddy will give you some of h...
claret degenerate mad cow disease
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no youre an autistic chink with a shitty life that makes shi...
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ok mr. napoleon complex, youre like a gnat buzzing around an...
claret degenerate mad cow disease
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im a slayer lol u fag
Blue school cafeteria
  11/22/19
Tcr.
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  11/22/19
Sliced turkey? WTF?
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  11/25/19
This is an atrocity.
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Egg over hard with couple strips of bacon, hot to melt a sli...
nofapping histrionic garrison
  11/22/19
sounds pretty shitty brother. nobody ever asked for eggs ove...
claret degenerate mad cow disease
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Just hard enough the yolk wont run and make a mess.
nofapping histrionic garrison
  11/22/19
that's over medium brej
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but WHERE do we draw the line between the two?
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finish your food I put fries in it
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fag
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now get her to try something hard like a hamburger
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she is an excellent cook. one of our friends is sending his ...
claret degenerate mad cow disease
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big lunch week next week for sure
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i bring 4 lunches pw so yeah she's making 3, no need to be a...
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enjoy having a fat wife
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she only eats half and saves the rest for later. you mad bra...
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Get back to me in 2 years
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Nothing like leftover tortilla, eggs, and avocado slices
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homemade eggs, meat, cheese seems like a pretty reasonable a...
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claret degenerate mad cow disease
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no your burrito sounds like an annoying clusterfuck pain in ...
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man why do you have to hate so much i said we were perfec...
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lol
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hnnngh first run to the bathroom...?
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Well, my ass is certainly blown out!
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Greatest breakfast burrito I've ever had is no more because ...
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120000000 but tbh there are a lot of meat substitutes that a...
claret degenerate mad cow disease
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FUCKING TURKEY FOR CHRISTS SAKE
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I like turkey
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Something about a breakfast burrito is wrong. I try one like...
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cr. Something weird about the tortilla egg combo.
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no you're both retarded on this one bro
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I got the support I need from a southern Cali bro who presum...
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taste is ultimately subjective, but we can probably agree th...
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"let me and my asian wife enjoy our turkey burritos&quo...
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are you drunk?
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calm down faggot
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Lol at you autists getting MAF over a burrito
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claret degenerate mad cow disease
  11/25/19
OP's "breakfast burrito" is a travesty
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All it takes is a little TURKEY
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happy thanksgiving
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Xo is an odd place.
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Lol @ this guys shitty burrito
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found OP's asian wife
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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

at a minimum, no reason to ever get one from outside anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158049)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:48 AM
Author: indecent smoky gas station boistinker

You have to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189299)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158161)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: Appetizing Twinkling Uncleanness

only hard part is rolling one up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158164)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

cr. easy in theory, not in practice. we wrap it in foil to stabilize it, then toss it on the pan to grill it for a few minutes so the shell gets crispier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158207)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: salmon marvelous cuckold

I'm not mad you and your wife are enjoying cooking together, but this "burrito" sounds like an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158704)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

you have to trust me. i'm a burrito afficionado. i know a good burrito brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158725)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 5:06 PM
Author: thriller saffron incel locus

trust me I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645962)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: Comical Nubile Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158728)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:04 PM
Author: mint glittery patrolman persian



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:22 PM
Author: Blue school cafeteria



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:05 PM
Author: Cracking snowy sanctuary trust fund



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Dark Dashing Bbw Shrine

It sounds very very “California”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170271)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:44 PM
Author: salmon marvelous cuckold

Very NOT southern California, which is why it is bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170370)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: erotic wonderful resort

what ingredients are you using

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way, with pepper and garlic salt, cheese thrown in at the end so it melts

avocado sliced

turkey slices cut up in small pieces

trader joe's burrito shell

trader joe's tator tots

more cheese

salsa verde in the burrito, hot sauce on the side

this weekend we're gonna experiment with roasted red peppers, diced tomato and caramelized onions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158220)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:48 PM
Author: Gaped wagecucks

of all meats, why turkey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158229)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:50 PM
Author: erotic wonderful resort

yeah he lost me there too brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158239)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:55 PM
Author: Appetizing Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:03 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

getting persian tonight so maybe i'll toss the leftover KOOBIDEH in tomorrow, ty for the inspiration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158329)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:10 PM
Author: Appetizing Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:14 PM
Author: erotic wonderful resort



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:05 PM
Author: Cracking snowy sanctuary trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159307)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: exhilarant abode useless brakes



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: Blue school cafeteria



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:56 PM
Author: Gaped wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158532)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: lavender big goal in life



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:45 AM
Author: spectacular flickering pit candlestick maker



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:51 PM
Author: chest-beating orchestra pit



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:52 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

just what we had on hand the last two weeks, though the burrito is heavy enough on its own that i'm glad it's not a greasier meat like steak or bacon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158254)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: Blue school cafeteria

people are fucked up man its a weird world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158436)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:51 PM
Author: Submissive Kitchen

have children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158244)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:53 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

we have 2, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158256)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Comical Nubile Liquid Oxygen

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158682)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:57 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

wtf is your problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158795)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:10 PM
Author: Comical Nubile Liquid Oxygen

this "breakfast burrito" sounds pretty 162 bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158850)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:23 PM
Author: Blue school cafeteria

yeah honestly sounds like it tastes like shit i mean half of the shit in it is trader josé’s

fuck you op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158909)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

lmao sit down little boy maybe daddy will give you some of his burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158917)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:31 PM
Author: Blue school cafeteria

no youre an autistic chink with a shitty life that makes shitty food and tries to brag about it online

youre a huge faggot nothing you say matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158939)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

ok mr. napoleon complex, youre like a gnat buzzing around annoying the FUCK out of me but i know i can stomp you whenever i want so it's all good, enjoy your shitty life while it lasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158955)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Blue school cafeteria

im a slayer lol

u fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158966)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:55 PM
Author: Gaped wagecucks

Tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159070)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:21 PM
Author: Fishy internal respiration

Sliced turkey? WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169871)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: onyx lascivious step-uncle's house cumskin

This is an atrocity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090569)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:53 PM
Author: nofapping histrionic garrison

Egg over hard with couple strips of bacon, hot to melt a slice of cheddar, hot sauce, wrap and enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158260)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:54 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

sounds pretty shitty brother. nobody ever asked for eggs over hard in their bb and you need some kind of potato.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158264)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:56 PM
Author: nofapping histrionic garrison

Just hard enough the yolk wont run and make a mess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158279)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:58 PM
Author: Submissive Kitchen

that's over medium brej

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158297)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: Frisky Tantric Dilemma Mediation

but WHERE do we draw the line between the two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158424)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:57 PM
Author: mint glittery patrolman persian

finish your food I put fries in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158285)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:35 PM
Author: jet black woman hissy fit

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158672)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: talented personal credit line stage

now get her to try something hard like a hamburger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158680)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:38 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

she is an excellent cook. one of our friends is sending his wife over on sunday so she can shadow my wife as she preps our lunches for the week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158683)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:39 PM
Author: talented personal credit line stage

big lunch week next week for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158689)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:40 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

i bring 4 lunches pw so yeah she's making 3, no need to be a dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158692)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:47 PM
Author: Territorial Dun National Security Agency Travel Guidebook

enjoy having a fat wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158738)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:56 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

she only eats half and saves the rest for later. you mad brah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158793)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:00 PM
Author: Territorial Dun National Security Agency Travel Guidebook

Get back to me in 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158807)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: brass cruise ship ceo

Nothing like leftover tortilla, eggs, and avocado slices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169797)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: Iridescent Cheese-eating Casino

homemade eggs, meat, cheese seems like a pretty reasonable and healthy thing for someone to eat, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090555)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

so many haters on here it's wild. jealous because you don't have a wife and you don't know how to make breakfast burritos half as tasty as mine, crying losing hoap as postmates delivers some lukewarm slop 3 days a week and you subsist on cereal and oatmeal on other days looking forward to weekends tipping some uninterested waitress $9 for your burger and two beers

this is why i don't like sharing anything with you guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158915)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: Blue school cafeteria

no your burrito sounds like an annoying clusterfuck pain in the ass to make while also having weird ingredients and tasting like shit

you cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158919)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

man why do you have to hate so much

i said we were perfecting it, not that it was perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158926)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 12:56 PM
Author: laughsome stag film party of the first part

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169666)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: Appetizing Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169704)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Blue school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189533)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: Appetizing Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169706)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: curious poppy parlor antidepressant drug

Breakfast burritos are best eaten on a chairlift before your first run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158918)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

hnnngh first run to the bathroom...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158921)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: curious poppy parlor antidepressant drug

Well, my ass is certainly blown out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158923)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Office Private Investor

Greatest breakfast burrito I've ever had is no more because the chef's wife convinced him to go vegan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158925)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

120000000 but tbh there are a lot of meat substitutes that are pretty good these days



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158929)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Blue school cafeteria

FUCKING TURKEY FOR CHRISTS SAKE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158942)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: curious poppy parlor antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158957)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

sorry i can't put cock in it like you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158968)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: Comical Nubile Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158974)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: lavender big goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159289)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: Cracking snowy sanctuary trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159313)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 5:42 AM
Author: Frisky Tantric Dilemma Mediation

I like turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160189)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Blue school cafeteria

eye rike a turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39161694)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: Gaped wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189339)



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Date: April 19th, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: twinkling titillating station sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42306948)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:14 AM
Author: mind-boggling ruby gay wizard

Something about a breakfast burrito is wrong. I try one like once a year and always hate it. I think it's the egg with tortilla idk but happy your 162 thing brings you joy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160227)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 12:57 PM
Author: laughsome stag film party of the first part

cr. Something weird about the tortilla egg combo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169671)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: Appetizing Twinkling Uncleanness

no you're both retarded on this one bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169709)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling ruby gay wizard

I got the support I need from a southern Cali bro who presumably has had good versions of this. Something just isn't right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169794)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Appetizing Twinkling Uncleanness

taste is ultimately subjective, but we can probably agree that eating turkey in a burrito of any kind is akin to delighting in shit eating (i.e. indicates something's a lil' off with u)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169812)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: laughsome stag film party of the first part

Same. I agree that the problem is with the egg/tortilla synergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645955)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:22 AM
Author: red elite macaca

you gotta chase your dreams, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160236)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: Frisky Tantric Dilemma Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160239)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: Appetizing Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39161398)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:02 PM
Author: domesticated genital piercing spot

this reminds me of the buttfuckers who piled on that fag who was legit impressed by his wife's tilapia. just let ppl enjoy some stuff you queers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169721)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:05 PM
Author: Blue school cafeteria

no, fag

just let ppl do what they want instead of thinking they should listen to a bunch of gooky punctuation marks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169748)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:23 PM
Author: laughsome stag film party of the first part

lol at gooky punctuation marks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169881)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:07 PM
Author: Blue school cafeteria

"let me and my asian wife enjoy our turkey burritos"

and you defend this "man" jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169762)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:08 PM
Author: domesticated genital piercing spot

are you drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169770)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: Blue school cafeteria

are you a faggot chink?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169785)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: domesticated genital piercing spot

sweet edit drunky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169826)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:20 PM
Author: Blue school cafeteria

BING CHONG HE EDIT!!!

wtf does that have to w anything u 5 IQ sperg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169865)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:34 PM
Author: Comical Nubile Liquid Oxygen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169957)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:09 PM
Author: Appetizing Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169778)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: Appetizing Twinkling Uncleanness

and though a relatively trash fish, tilapia can be good if prepared remarkably well, for that matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169784)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: brass cruise ship ceo

Relatively? It's a 100% exclusive trash fish raised on literal shit in Chinese hellponds. You can douse it in enough ketchup to mask the shit, but let's not pretend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169813)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Appetizing Twinkling Uncleanness

https://www.wweek.com/restaurants/2016/03/09/the-new-abyssinian-kitchen-is-portlands-most-upscale-ethiopian-restaurant/

eat it at a restaurant like this with an open mind, and maybe you'd like it bro.

i know what the fish is. carp is also a shit fish. asian peeps can manage to make it taste good, on occasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169824)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: domesticated genital piercing spot

calm down faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169833)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:07 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

caramelized onions and red peppers were a 1800000 addition

however wife and i have resolved to eat these a little less as there is a DISTURBING amount of food inside a burrito, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169756)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:29 PM
Author: Impressive Friendly Grandma Temple

Lol at you autists getting MAF over a burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169908)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Appetizing Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169946)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169950)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: Comical Nubile Liquid Oxygen

OP's "breakfast burrito" is a travesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169951)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:48 PM
Author: crystalline excitant regret corn cake

Why poast this? You’re a gook pumo, nobody knows who you are or that you have a wife, you’re making shit burritos. Why poast this? Explain your reasoning pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170057)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: Orchid insane famous landscape painting

Sounds like disgusting slop. For you to post this and think its notable you must be an awkward weird loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170062)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: erotic wonderful resort

congrats on the 100 post thread brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170188)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling locale

All it takes is a little TURKEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170202)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: erotic wonderful resort

happy thanksgiving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170206)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: Appetizing Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170207)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: claret degenerate mad cow disease

LJL at how irate this thread made ppl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170213)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: Appetizing Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170218)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: erotic wonderful resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170221)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170260)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:20 PM
Author: Transparent institution

Xo is an odd place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170643)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:47 AM
Author: exhilarant abode useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189294)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: sickened partner

Lol @ this guys shitty burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170273)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:56 PM
Author: Comical Nubile Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170436)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Bull Headed Coffee Pot Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189276)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Transparent institution

Why is XO so MAF this dude is enjoying life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170515)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:07 PM
Author: Blue school cafeteria

found OP's asian wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170519)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: topaz vibrant factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170559)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Appetizing Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170611)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:07 AM
Author: mind-boggling ruby gay wizard

Big day today!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189350)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: Appetizing Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189523)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 12:28 PM
Author: Dark Dashing Bbw Shrine



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: low-t lay juggernaut

lmao this thread is johnsmeyerian. Love how he starts the burrito description “scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way...” to sort of hook you so that “turkey slices cut up in small pieces, trader joe's burrito shell, etc.” are extra stunning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39207510)



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Date: March 27th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: Appetizing Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39876423)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: Carnelian windowlicker hell

Yeah “burrito shell” made me lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#43710009)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Iridescent Cheese-eating Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090572)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 9:17 AM
Author: mind-boggling ruby gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#40101700)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:09 AM
Author: razzmatazz disgusting chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544394)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:14 AM
Author: exhilarant abode useless brakes

Incredible thread, lol hard every time it gets bumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544409)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: duck-like den marketing idea

tbf, the breakfast burrito does sound like an atrocity that should not be tried at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544445)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:29 AM
Author: heady area

Try this: omelette with mushrooms and cheese, add fresh pico de Gallo if desired

Bacon

Toast with butter and jam if desired

Fresh fruit

Breakfast doesn not, and has never, needed a fucking burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544447)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: Carnelian windowlicker hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#43709999)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:45 PM
Author: Crimson Trip Jap Prole



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Date: May 8th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Bisexual trailer park



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:15 AM
Author: Bull Headed Coffee Pot Kitty

Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477557)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:16 AM
Author: Sooty Library Telephone

this reminds me of fulano's cold cut shabu shabu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477562)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:20 AM
Author: domesticated genital piercing spot

who the fuck wants to eat a "breakfast burrito" anyways? just make bacon and eggs you dumb nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477577)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 5:18 PM
Author: House-broken irradiated site jew



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: hyperventilating drab stead

scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645894)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:44 PM
Author: carmine public bath striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645906)



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Date: May 20th, 2024 9:19 AM
Author: Puce field



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Date: May 20th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: cocky forum roommate

jews are self obsessed enemies of excellence in every form

their delusional pride in mediocrity knows no bounds



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