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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Slate Toilet Seat Hairy Legs
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Slate Toilet Seat Hairy Legs
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Maniacal onyx space
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator
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  07/06/25
18000000000000
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self-absorbed station hissy fit
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Grizzly Crackhouse
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Slate Toilet Seat Hairy Legs
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Grizzly Crackhouse
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Grizzly Crackhouse
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Slate Toilet Seat Hairy Legs
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Grizzly Crackhouse
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
soul-stirring trust fund
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Grizzly Crackhouse
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
White bateful voyeur
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
crimson dog poop
  07/06/25
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self-absorbed station hissy fit
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Rusted Lascivious Church
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
free-loading irradiated fanboi casino
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
jet-lagged son of senegal
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
multi-colored bronze dragon codepig
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Thirsty trip trump supporter
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
soul-stirring trust fund
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Thirsty trip trump supporter
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
soul-stirring trust fund
  07/07/25
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mustard cracking newt fortuitous meteor
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Thirsty trip trump supporter
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
jet-lagged son of senegal
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
soul-stirring trust fund
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
mustard cracking newt fortuitous meteor
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Thirsty trip trump supporter
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
mustard cracking newt fortuitous meteor
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Thirsty trip trump supporter
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
mustard cracking newt fortuitous meteor
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Thirsty trip trump supporter
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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Rusted Lascivious Church
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Effete at-the-ready really tough guy gay wizard
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
impressive school
  07/11/25
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Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
sticky principal's office
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Slate Toilet Seat Hairy Legs

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Slate Toilet Seat Hairy Legs

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Maniacal onyx space

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: geriatric offensive elastic band



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Cordovan travel guidebook senate

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Grizzly Crackhouse



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Maniacal onyx space



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: coiffed laughsome skinny woman range



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Rusted Lascivious Church



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Puce tank forum



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: multi-colored bronze dragon codepig



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: sienna whorehouse main people



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: mustard cracking newt fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: talented resort french chef



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Razzle carmine gunner fat ankles



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: impressive school



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: ocher swollen sneaky criminal nursing home



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Learning disabled affirmative action psychic



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: self-absorbed station hissy fit



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Grizzly Crackhouse

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Slate Toilet Seat Hairy Legs

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Grizzly Crackhouse

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Grizzly Crackhouse

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Slate Toilet Seat Hairy Legs

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Grizzly Crackhouse

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: soul-stirring trust fund

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Grizzly Crackhouse

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: White bateful voyeur

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: crimson dog poop

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: self-absorbed station hissy fit



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Rusted Lascivious Church

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: free-loading irradiated fanboi casino

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: jet-lagged son of senegal

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: multi-colored bronze dragon codepig

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Thirsty trip trump supporter

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: soul-stirring trust fund

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Thirsty trip trump supporter

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring trust fund

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: mustard cracking newt fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Thirsty trip trump supporter

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: jet-lagged son of senegal

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring trust fund

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: mustard cracking newt fortuitous meteor

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Thirsty trip trump supporter

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: mustard cracking newt fortuitous meteor

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Thirsty trip trump supporter

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: mustard cracking newt fortuitous meteor

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Thirsty trip trump supporter

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Thirsty trip trump supporter

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Rusted Lascivious Church



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: mustard cracking newt fortuitous meteor

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Electric translucent wagecucks

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Grizzly Crackhouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: mustard cracking newt fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Effete at-the-ready really tough guy gay wizard

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: impressive school

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Dead bat-shit-crazy masturbator



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: sticky principal's office

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)