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Got kicked out of Whole Foods for hitting on a woman, woke bullshit
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:00 PM Author: Mauve Chad There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass. So I walk up to her and start a conversation. Things were totally normal. I complimented her on the pants and she was very receptive to that, then I asked if I could run my hand down her ass crack and smell it after and she blushed and said uh maybe another time. So I went to check out, a bald lib man (store manager) rushes me and makes a big show of telling me to leave immediately. He took my photo and said he'd call the police if I ever returned. I gave him my faggy salad and mineral water to put back and went home kinda bemused. Can't do shit anymore as a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49857538) |
Date: May 1st, 2026 5:02 PM Author: contagious massive institution did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you were asking her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49857545) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 PM Author: Mauve Chad Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49857548) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:05 PM Author: Cocky casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49857557) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:08 PM Author: contagious massive institution idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like whats described in the op. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49857564) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:29 PM Author: fiercely-loyal grizzly base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49857628) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 PM Author: puce hairless church building weed whacker The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49857603) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:46 AM Author: Mauve Chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49859030) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:24 PM Author: marvelous kitchen "she blushed and said uh maybe another time"
since you can't go back to the whole foods you should find her at some other place and ask her there. She's clearly open to the idea. Poast everything you know about her and which Whole Foods this was, your XO bros can help you out with the research |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:49 AM Author: jade national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49859034) |
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Date: May 21st, 2026 6:56 PM Author: Enola str8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49893401) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:26 PM Author: Insanely creepy misunderstood private investor den Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49858073) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:10 PM Author: passionate step-uncle's house brethren If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her leaving his house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49858308) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:32 PM Author: Sapphire french chef abode down her ass crack and smell it after tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49858365) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:48 AM Author: jade national libs ruined everything Libs surveing smoldering, ruined America: "Well, we did it." |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:53 AM Author: Curious emerald box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2#49859039) |