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Yerba Mate is what coffee wishes it was (found it post coffee crash)

I've been addicted to coffee for the last 20+ years — ...
diverse crotch chapel
  05/05/25
but how come everyone who’s into yerba mate has to be ...
racy knife
  05/05/25
Everyone who?
diverse crotch chapel
  05/05/25
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Vengeful mother party of the first part
  05/05/25
We used to drink this in the college cafeteria and yell &ldq...
Ocher jewess
  05/05/25
If you didn't feel the effect, you weren't drinking it the w...
diverse crotch chapel
  05/05/25
So you replaced 4 coffees w 2 coffees + 4 yerbas mate? Which...
Unhinged umber voyeur address
  05/05/25
You don't drink them for the taste, but for the 180 gakking....
diverse crotch chapel
  05/05/25
Are you not familiar with the extensive Japanese obsession w...
Unhinged umber voyeur address
  05/05/25
I thought Yerba was poisonous to all except those with Inca ...
Splenetic Spot
  05/05/25
The only real danger is the same as with coffee or tea: drin...
diverse crotch chapel
  05/05/25
phew. luke warm yerba for all.
Splenetic Spot
  05/05/25
Is that how you drink your coffee?
diverse crotch chapel
  05/06/25
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nig therapy spotify podcast
  05/16/25
update?
nig therapy spotify podcast
  05/16/25
linked to esphageal cancer in non spics
Quintessential Apex Jewish Man
  05/16/25
“3 to 4 strong Italian macchiatos” lol fag
entitled karen gets OWNED
  05/16/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 6:07 AM
Author: diverse crotch chapel

I've been addicted to coffee for the last 20+ years — drinking 3 to 4 strong Italian macchiatos a day.

I'd sometimes drink it on an empty stomach to avoid stuffing my face and getting fat. Often I ended up wrecking my stomach lining and getting ulcers. After the last episode, I had to quit for a month and went searching for a decent substitute. Matcha? Weak. Black tea? Lol. Then I found Yerba Mate.

Bros, this is the real shit. Total game-changer. You need to both prepare it and drink it the proper way (YouTube vid below) or it won't work. I'm down to 1–2 coffees a day (for the taste) and 2–4 mates (for the clean high and energy boost). Best discovery I've made in years. Argentinians were right all along. I wish I'd found this shit 20 years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9OuQfmamdLc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720550&forum_id=2#48904403)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: racy knife

but how come everyone who’s into yerba mate has to be a crossfit-level obsessive snob about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720550&forum_id=2#48904460)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:36 AM
Author: diverse crotch chapel

Everyone who?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720550&forum_id=2#48904478)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:39 AM
Author: Vengeful mother party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720550&forum_id=2#48904480)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Ocher jewess

We used to drink this in the college cafeteria and yell “MATEEE!!”

It gives you a little buzz that differs from caffeine, but it is certainly not a replacement for caffeine, less of a pick me up.

I think there’s concerns about cancer too, or maybe that’s just from the really hot temp people drink it at.

I’ll drink it every once in a while if I want to cut back on coffee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720550&forum_id=2#48904482)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: diverse crotch chapel

If you didn't feel the effect, you weren't drinking it the way it's shown in the video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720550&forum_id=2#48905141)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Unhinged umber voyeur address

So you replaced 4 coffees w 2 coffees + 4 yerbas mate? Which taste like scalding hot IPAs btw and cannot be enjoyed unless you have extensive Inca DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720550&forum_id=2#48905172)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:10 PM
Author: diverse crotch chapel

You don't drink them for the taste, but for the 180 gakking.

Lol at needing Inca DNA to enjoy it. I was checking out Amazon reviews of some of these products, they order it even to Japan. Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720550&forum_id=2#48905258)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Unhinged umber voyeur address

Are you not familiar with the extensive Japanese obsession with the Pacific side of South America? It's like AZN pussy to jewish American dorks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720550&forum_id=2#48905310)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Splenetic Spot

I thought Yerba was poisonous to all except those with Inca DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720550&forum_id=2#48905268)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: diverse crotch chapel

The only real danger is the same as with coffee or tea: drinking it too hot, which increases the risk of esophageal cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720550&forum_id=2#48905307)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Splenetic Spot

phew. luke warm yerba for all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720550&forum_id=2#48905320)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 3:31 AM
Author: diverse crotch chapel

Is that how you drink your coffee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720550&forum_id=2#48907380)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: nig therapy spotify podcast



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720550&forum_id=2#48936473)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: nig therapy spotify podcast

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720550&forum_id=2#48936474)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Quintessential Apex Jewish Man

linked to esphageal cancer in non spics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720550&forum_id=2#48936484)



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Date: May 16th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: entitled karen gets OWNED

“3 to 4 strong Italian macchiatos”

lol fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720550&forum_id=2#48936536)